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Not to be confused with Tissue.

Tissues, labeled The Sickness, is a male contestant in Inanimate Insanity II. He is placed on Team Bright Lights.


Tissues is a rectangular turquoise box with a tuft of tissue paper sprouting from a slit at the top. His face appears on one of the longer sides. Tissues' arms are on either of the short sides, and his legs appear at the bottom. Occasionally, Tissues may leak mucus from an invisible nose above his mouth.


Tissues is a very debilitated ill character. Since his debut on the show, he has become infected with a disease known as the "condiShAWn".

Due to this condition, Tissues cannot control his sneezing, and will constantly sneeze on other characters, much to their disgust.

Because of his uncontrollable sneezing, Tissues does not make friends easily with other characters and seems to only repel them instead. Additionally, Tissues' sneezes are powerful enough to launch him several feet into the air.

Tissues may also occasionally enter a sneezing spasm, where he will sneeze endlessly multiple times in a matter of seconds.

Tissues' condishawn additionally causes him to be constantly tired and sluggish, as in "Breaking The Ice", he was too tired to partake in the dodge-ball competition. The condishawn also causes Tissues to slur his words and adopt a lisp.

Despite sickness being his main attribute, Tissues appears to be considerate and kind, but especially timid, veracious, and slightly apathetic. Tissues also fails to understand jokes and slang, as he acknowledges how strange Trophy's middle name, "Horseplay", was despite it merely being an idiom.

Basically, to quote MePhone4, Disgusting...

Official Site Bio

"Something is terribly wrong with Tissues. Right from the start, Tissues has been severely ill with his condiShAWn, causing him to rapidly sneeze uncontrollably. This has lead him to be sadly neglected from the rest of the cast."

Vote Status

Episode EP # Votes Total Votes Percentage
"Marsh on Mars" 2 700 2498 28.08%
Total Number of Votes: 700

Voice Actors

  • Taylor Grodin (US/UK/AU/CAN)
  • Diegoeagle621 (Italy)
  • Samir Rottall (GER/AFR)

Fan Fiction


  • Taylor Tithod (NLG343)
  • Timmy Reeves (KittyFan2004)
  • Thomas "Tonga" Telespect (GameboyNextGeneration)
  • Tyler Clay (Opinduver)
  • Taboo Jae Sang (ZanyWays217)
  • Tommy Huang (Rosie1991)


  • February 2, 1984 (Pinekones)
  • September 8, 2000 (KittyFan2004)
  • December 4, 1995 (TheGamerAlex2004)
  • June 18, 2003 (BattleForBFDIFan4)

Where Born

  • Madagascar, Africa (Pinekones)
  • Waltham, Massachusetts (KittyFan2004)
  • New Delhi, India (MrFlamerBoy)


  • He is the lowest ranking contestant in Inanimate Insanity II.
  • Tissues is the only blue contestant; the only other blue character is MePhone4.
  • As stated in the Inanimate Insanity Secrets video, Tissues is actually based off of someone Adam and Taylor knew. However, the person remains anonymous.
  • As stated in The Issues with Tissues, Tissues does not have a favorite color, but hates the color green.
    • As shown in "Everything's A-OJ", Tissues' condishawn can become contagious, as after he sneezes on MePhone4, he consequently becomes infected and very sick the following episode.
      • It is unclear how Tissues himself got the condiShAWn, as the website says he's had it since he could remember.


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