The Fight for Magic – Episode 0

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The Fight for Magic - Episode 0 - Ye Grande Ol' Intro

Still Competing

Moneybags, the Deranged

Hivey, the Reliable

Tomato, the Energetic

Triangle, the Duo

Cactus, the Leader

Emoji, the Emotional

Icicle, the Psychopath

CD-Y, the Monotone

Grave, the Mute

Question Block, the Perfectionist

Dusty, the Miniscule

Bunsen Burner, the Hothead

Cursor, the Nerd

Pills, the Chilled

Seaweed, the Demolitionst

Yoyo, the Klutz

Bubble Wrap, the Demented

Snowflake, the Weakling

Glowstick, the Gossiper

Shuriken, the Ninja

Magnet, the Inventor

Axe, the Bruiser

Bug Net, the Youngster

Mushroom, the Limbless

Broccoli, the Nuisance

Cauldron, the Fearful

Mirrory, the Fragile

Baubel, the Decorator

Antique Watch, the Elderly

Sword, the Brute

Sign, the Funnee

Swiss Roll, the Unenthusiastic

A plain, empty field.

A portal opens and CD-Y falls out.

Woah! Guess I shoulda looked where I was going. *he stands up* Better look around.

Another portal opens, and Bunsen Burner leaps out.

Ack! Where am I?

Oh, theres another person.

Snowflak, Icicle and Baubel also appear through one.

Holy snowcones! W-w-whats happened?

Icicle, did YOU have any ideas?

I d'know, but whoever did it's getting a dose of the stabbity-stabs!

Sigh, you get more violent every second.

Hey, maybe those people over there know!

*they walk up to CD-Y and Bunsen Burner* Hey, friends! Do you-

Icicle, put the knife away!

No, I wanna seem menacing! Ahem, so, mind telling us where we are?

We don't know.

Yeah, why would we know?

Axe and Sword hop out of a portal.

Huh? 'Ey, Axe, do you reckon you know where abouts we are?

Not an idea, but look! Chums on the horizon! Y'know what that means?

Hehe, 've course I do! Time to go mug a couple! *they run over*

Shuriken flies out of a portal*

Agh! Where am I? Grr... whoever is responsible for this will be severely punished!

Cauldron and grave wander through a portal.

Woah... a portal! Did you conjure this, Grave?

*shakes head*

Weird...

*Mushroom appears from behind the two* HEY!!!

M-mushroom! W-whats wrong...?

Oh, what do YOU think, hmm???

N-nothings really poking out at m-me...

Oh, I'll give ya a hint. It starts with "L", AND ENDS WITH "IMBSSS"!!!

Oh great, not this again...!

An explosion erupts from a portal, and in it's wake leaves Seaweed

Psh, damn portals tryna steal my-

Is that a bomb?

Uhh yeah?

*walks away*

Yoyo falls face first on to the ground from a portal.

Aw jeez, stupid, clumsy me falling through holes in the floor!

*before he can get up, Moneybags lands on him, squishing him.*

Blasting barbeques, where am I? Oh boy, I hope my good friends, Hivey and Tomato, come to assist me in my time of need!

As if by Moneybags' request, Hivey and Tomato are shot from a portal.

Oh boy! It's my good friends, Hivey and Tomato!

W-where are we?

I-I dunno! Oh, Moneybags! Do you kn-... Moneybags... did you lock us in an alternate dimension so we could play eternally again?

Mmmmmmmno...!

Oh, classic wacky Moneybags! Haha...

Guys, I'm being serious!!!

Hehe, whatever you say!

Hehe, looks what we haz here...itsa big ol' sack'a money!

Gulp... me?

Triangle jumps out of a portal.

Huh? Where am I? *he sees his friends, so he walks over* Oh, hey guys! Looka this robot arm I ma-

Triangle! Save me!

Shut it, you!

Hey, you! Back off!

Uh-huh? An' who's gonna stop me?

M-me!

Bahahahaha! You? Beat it, kid, I'm 3 times your height!

*equips robot arm* Now you've done it!

Who made that for ya, yer da- Oh jeez, n-nevermind! I'll p-put your friend down!

*Triangle grabs Sword and shoves him head first into a rock* Yeah, and stay there!

AXE!

Nngh, coming! Ugh. Friggin Sword, wish I wasn't related to that punk so I *he steps on something, and in a couple seconds, he explodes, and is sent flying*

Hehehehehe! Thanks for the landmines, Seaweed!

Yeah, whatev's.

*Yoyo crawls from underneath Moneybags* T-that was t-torture...*He gets up, but is hit by Axe*

*Glowstick, Cursor and Mirrory fall out of a portal*

Woah... maybe overloaded on the booze, whaddya say Mirrory?

*Mirrory lies smashed on the floor*

OH NO! I forgot, you don't have a mouth, you can't drink. LOL, sucks to be you. And whats up with you, Clicky thing?

I knew it! All my life would lead up to is being in some crappy object show!

Huh?

Can't you see? The empty field, the group of people standing around, they're all obvious tropes!

OMG, you, like, need to chill out.

Pills runs through a portal.

Yeah take a chill pill! *she giggles and walks away*

Antique Watch falls out of a portal, landing on Triangle.

AAAAAAAAA

*he switches personality* Hewwo evrybod! OwO, wots dis, a fawwin owd man?

HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!

Dun wurry, old mayn! *she puts her hand out to help him up* I can-

Urg, no get your grimey millennial feet away from me!

Foin! I don' wanna be fwends eever!

Cactus walks out of a portal.

This is... um... new.

Broccoli jumps out of a portal and immediately hugs Cactus.

CACTUSSS!!!

Ugh, not you!

I thought I'd never see you again!

I hoped I'd never see you again!

Swiss Roll falls out of a portal, landing on Cactus, knocking Broccoli off.

Hmph.

Erm, thanks for knocking her off. Watch where you're landing next time though.

*Swiss Roll looks away* Not like I had a choice, but whatever.

Excuse me?

Whatever!

*Yoyo is walking, trying to get away from the crowd of people*

A portal opens up, and Emoji falls out, landing on Yoyo, but bouncing off.

Oof! Silly me... I'm such a klutz... hey, are you okay?

*emoji stands up*

O-okay, thats good.

*Moneybags leaps over* Hello Emoji, my good old friend old pal!

Wanna come meet my NEW friends?

Then let's go! *they both walk away*

Sign walks out of a portal, and then Magnet trips out of another in front of him.

Have a nice 'trip'! See ya next 'fall'!

Y-your not funny, Sign.

Question Block lands out of a portal, right besides Magnet.

Actually, the term would be 'You're not funny, Sign'.

Wh-I... what? I have so, so many questions.

Two 'so's are unneeded in that situation. You only needed one. You really need to touch up on your grammar.

Wow, what a 'blockhead'! Get it? Cuz you're a block and she's... uh... yeah, you get the joke.

Not funny.

And don't use such derogatory terms such as 'blockhead'.

I'm here all night, folks!

Dusty leaps out of a portal, prancing and dancing on the way.

Wee-hee! Woo-hoo! It feels so great to be ali-

*Antique Watch accidentally steps on Dusty* Eurgh. I stepped in something. *He looks at his foot and sees Dusty's legs twitching and squirming.* Huh.

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