It’s here! After a considerably long hiatus, work has started on the second episode of The Struggle For Luxury, which is great. The transcript for the episode is below.
Gift: Whoa. I can’t believe that Waffle’s been eliminated!
Comic Pow: I figured he was gonna be eliminated very early on.
Gift: He was kind of a jerk, but the thought of us being up for elimination scared me.
Christmas Bauble: It scared us all.
Gift: Let’s up our game for the challenge!
Ring-Con: Which is now!
Gift: Already? We haven’t crammed enough filler into the beginning of the episode yet!
Ring-Con: Too bad.
Clock Hands (Houry): Our team hasn’t appeared yet!
Clock Hands (Minutey): Yeah, we want screentime.
Ring-Con: You’re cramming filler in right now, so go ahead.
Licorice: Whoo! Hey, viewers!
Spikey Square: Kids at home! Here’s a fun life hack! Drop your phone into the sink while water’s in it. It will make your phone have more storage and run faster!
Licorice: How dare you!
Chewing Gum: That’s just wrong!
Ring-Con: I’m actually going to get on with the episode. Today’s challenge is to eat the other team.
Spikey Square: Bruh. I’m sadistic and all, but what the fri-
Star Wand: Seriously, Ring-Con! You’re out of your mind!
Ring-Con: Do the challenge.
Star Wand: Why should I?
Gift: Because it’s the challenge! Don’t you want to win?
Star Wand: Doing something like that is simply insane, no matter the rewards! Besides, I won’t win anyway.
Ring-Con: Looks like I have no choice but to eliminate you.
Star Wand: WHAT!?
Ring-Con: Did you not find out that if you don’t do a challenge, elimination is the punishment?
Alien Monitor: But when did you tell us that?
Christmas Bauble: I’m going to eat people.
Ring-Con: Good. But Star Wand, goodbye.
More coming soon!