Sadness is the sixth episode of The ButterBlaziken Show!’s first season. It involves some of ButterBlaziken230’s depressed characters talking about their lives.
Blue Pole: Life sucks, doesn’t it?
Canned Goomba: Sure can, can’t it?
Blue Pole: At least people like you understand. Most people are idiots.
Canned Goomba: The only person who’s stupid is Bacteria Splat. He’s so annoying, and for no good reason!
Blue Pole: I’ve seen him around. He looks like a complete idiot.
Canned Goomba: He sure is, Blue Pole.
[scene cuts to Mechanical Claw looking at them]
Mechanical Claw: Maybe I could be friends with them, maybe not. 3 people isn’t a good amount. I’ll give it a shot.
[he walks over]
Mechanical Claw: Hey. What you doing?
Blue Pole: Talking about how the world sucks.
Mechanical Claw: I think that too.
Canned Goomba: Really? My life is ruined by Bacteria Splat.
Blue Pole: Have you seen that imbecile anywhere?
Mechanical Claw: No, but I’m in good terms with Evil Blaster’s Alliance. I could arrange a beating for that twerp.
Canned Goomba: Sounds good!
[the episode ends with the camera zooming out]
Narrator: Looks like their depression is cured! Even the horrible people can find their happiness.
- There may be a second part where Bacteria Splat is beaten up.
- This is the first episode to feature a narrator.