Objectness

Yeah!

Like TheElementalRaccoon, I have decided to write a little object show project. To do it, I will need some of YOUR characters! I will not be making poses.

This will alternate between contestant and viewer voting, so get ready!

CONTESTANTS

1. Omega Symbol 

2. Mysterious Token

3. Apple Juice

4. Minty

5. Crate

6. Pez

7. Gummy Worm

8. Barrel

9. Cloud

10. Slipper

11. Bowl of Oatmeal

12. Bowl of Cereal

13. Cereal Box

14. Sock

15. iPod

16. Camera

17. Chair

18. Blanket

19. Screen Door

20. PB

21. Telly

22. UNO Card

23. Hair Wax

24. Soup Can

25. Crayon Box

26. Squashy Grapes

27. MePad Mini

28. Pipe

29. Triangle

30. Bacon

31. Glass

32. Trash Can

CHAPTER ONE--32 Contestants, One Prize, No Rules--Part 1

It is a compound of sorts, that is clear to see.

The camera pans inside, to a central rotunda. In the center stands the last object you would ever expect to see, with a very smart top hat on, proclaiming for all to see: I AM DA HOAST.

"Welcome, viewers," says Coiny, for he is the object in question, "to a little show I like to call OBJECTNESS! See, I was jealous that Firey won Dream Island, as anyone would be, so I decided to gain fame and popularity by hosting my very own object show with my very own contestants! Speaking of which..."

A jalopy bursts into the room and lets out a Greek letter, who saunters over to this questionable host and smiles ever so slightly.

"Here we have Omega Symbol!" Coiny announces. "Is there anything you'd like to say?"

OS says nothing, just gestures to the next vehicle. A glass full of cold, delicious apple juice and a coin-like thing that brings to mind a Win Token, but decidedly isn't, hop out.

"Hey there!" says the juice to OS. "I'm Apple Juice!"

Omega Symbol acknowledges the greeting and flicks his gaze towards the token. He too says nothing (or is it she? it?)

"Introducing, since it won't introduce itself, Mysterious Token! How ya doing, pal?" says Coiny.

MT says nothing.

"Oh great," says Coiny. "Three contestants and only one of them TALKS?"

The next vehicle, a rusty pickup truck, deposits a peppermint candy in the rotunda. She picks herself up and smiles shyly at the motley group. The words "Hi, I'm Minty!" barely escape her lips.

AJ is the only one to immediately walk over and shake Minty warmly by the hand.

Suddenly the very ground shakes and a gigantic, double-decker tour bus careens into the area, and thirteen objects jump out.

"OH MY MINT!" Coiny screams. "You weren't all supposed to arrive at once! Fine, let's do you guys quick."

"Hello, future losers!" states Crate.

"TANTIWANYAPITAK!" proclaimed Pez, a grin on his face.

"Feh." groans Gummy Worm.

Barrel says nothing, causing Coiny to audibly sigh.

Cloud says, "In response to Crate's earlier statement, I have this to say. HAVE FUN FAILING, LOSER."

"Um...hi." says Slipper. She then clams up.

Two bowls, one red and one blue, one filled with oatmeal, one with cornflakes, stroll up to the host arm in arm, grinning from ear to ear, and gabbing in excited tones. Coiny ignores them.

The next contestant, a box of cereal, just walks by. Coiny ignores her as well.

Sock strolls up with a look of envy on his face. iPod walks up beside him. "Hey there, Sock! What's up?" he says.

Camera runs up and takes a photo. "We have to remember this moment!" she announces.

Chair runs up and smashes Camera to the ground, laughing.

"Oh my gosh, you so did not just do that! Did you break her? I think you broke her. How could you? Don't you know how expensive cameras are? Wait, lemme tell you! They cost exactly $43865897463280752894702.96!" chatters Blanket.

"Oh, OK then." laments Screen Door.

"Well, now that that's over..." says Coiny. Just then a cool-looking roadster zooms up and deposits a can of peanut butter and a TV complete with rabbit ears.

"Welcome, Peanut Butter and Telly!" he announces.

"Well, it's sure nice to meet you there, Coney." says PB while Telly just scoffs.

"It's Coiny." the host proclaims."Coney's an OO contestant."

Telly scoffs again, to Coiny's extreme annoyance.

"Anyhoo," says Coiny, "let's meet our next contestants!"

The skylight opens, and down comes a card on a parachute, waving gaily to the assembled contestants. "Hi! I'm UNO Card! I like winning! DEAL WITH IT."

Cloud whispers "Oh, I'll deal with it all right." under her breath.

The next parachute has a can of hair wax dangling from it, with a content, self-assured look on his face, a can of soup with a nervous grin, and a box of crayons with a winning smile.

"Welcome to Objectness, you guys." says Coiny. "Go stand over there. The last batch of contestants is coming--"

A monster truck crashes through the wall.

"--now."

Out jumps a Squashy Grapes logo, who swaggers over to iPod. "Yo, my brotha! What up, dawg?" iPod is unimpressed. Following SG out of the truck is a MePad, a Mario-style Pipe, a triangle, an empty glass, a rasher of bacon with a happy smile, and a trash can whose eyes point in different directions.

Coiny says "And that's it. Tune in on June 14th for interactions, a challenge, and our first eliminations on OBJECTNESS!"