Sega Saturn: Am I late? Am I late?
PlayStation: Yes, imbicle. You're late.
Sega Saturn: I don't care!
Speed Weed: Stop fighting, guys! I'd like to stay but I gotta juice!
Francey: Welcome to Object Show! The show were objects compete against each other to win $1,000000000000!
Nintendo 64: That's a lot of money!
Francey: So let's show the votes.
Nintendo 64: But this is the first day! Nobody voted!
Francey: Then, here's some auditions. (Shows auditions)
- Santiago: Vote for me or I'll kill you!
- Crushed Jelly: Hewwo! Vote fow me, pwease! :3
- Brussels Sprout: Why is my life a thing? Oh yeah, vote for me.
- Nintendo 64: Vote for me! I'm everybody's favourite game console! Look! Four controller ports!
- PlayStation: Don't listen to her. Vote for me. I use discs!
- Sega Saturn: Nobody likes me, but vote for me anyway.
- Speed Weed: I'm very fast! Vote for me! *Zoom*
- Screaming Buzz Doll: V-v-vote for me!
Francey: All right, let's get started.
Francey: So, the first thing we'll do is make the teams. So, it's up to you guys to choose.
Choosing The Teams
Sega Saturn: Hey, Nintendo 64, let's make a team!
Nintendo 64: That's a great idea!
PlayStation: I'm in it!
Nintendo 64: No you're not, PlayStation.
PlayStation: LET ME IN IT! (Kicks Sega Saturn's leg)
Sega Saturn: Okay, fine. You're in our team. But be nice!
Francey: Have you named your team, yet?
Nintendo 64: Yeah! Let's call it...
PlayStation: (Interrupts Nintendo 64) The Consoles!
Speed Weed: Alright, let's make our team!
Speed Weed: So who should we choose?
Screaming Buzz Doll: Let's choose Crushed Jelly! She's so adorable that's she makes me puke rainbows!
Crushed Jelly: Thank you vewy much, Scweaming Buzz Doll!
Screaming Buzz Doll: Uh-oh! H-here it comes! BLECCH!
Francey: Someone get a paper bag!
Crushed Jelly: Let's name ouw team: The Happy Team!
Francey: That's a cute name, Crushed Jelly!
After Naming The Teams
Francey: Did everybody name their team?
Francey: Good. Now, let's move on.
Francey: Now, this is the challenge.
Brussels Sprout: (Depressed) A challenge? Wow.
Everybody has to run through this obstacle course without getting hit by objects, or falling into the lava.
Speed Weed: This should be easy as pie.
Brussels Sprout: Don't you mean, 'easy as pi'?
Speed Weed: SAME DIFFERENCE!
Francey: On your marks, get set, GO!
Speed Weed: *Runs through the obstacle course at supersonic speed*
Brussels Sprout: *Tries to keep up, fails, faints*
Crushed Jelly: Oh wo! Bwussels Spwout's down! *Runs up to first aid kit* *Grabs it* *Runs back to Brussels Sprout*
Crushed Jelly: Cleaw! *Buzzing sounds*
Brussels Sprout: *Gasps*
Crushed Jelly: Sowwy!
PlayStation: I must keep up with them! *Takes our jet pack and hides it*
PlayStation: Good thing I kept this jet pack with me!
Speed Weed: *Running*
PlayStation: *Zooms past Speed Weed*
Speed Weed: What was that?
PlayStation: I won everybody!
Francey: Oh no you didn't.
Francey: Did you try to hide a jet pack? I can still see it!
PlayStation: Uhh... No?
Francey: You cheated!
PlayStation: Okay, I did!
Francey: Speed Weed, you won the race.
Speed Weed: Thank you, sir!
Francey: PlayStation, I declare you eliminated.
Francey: *Kicks PlayStation into the lava*