For other uses, see Microphone (disambiguation).
Voiced by: Hailey Chapman






The Grand Slams

Episode Eliminated

Hatching the Plan




Suitcase, Soap, Cheesy, Taco, Balloon


Nickel, Baseball (Possibly), Dough, Bow, Fan (Possibly), Lara M. Sengele, Lolly with Object Limbs


Grey, Light Grey, and Dark Grey

Microphone, labeled The Loud and Proud, is a female contestant on Inanimate Insanity II. She is placed in The Grand Slams.


Microphone generally has a kind personality, but this is usually overshadowed by her extreme loudness and her constant shouting at times. Sometimes, she can control her volume using a button, but it has also been shown to be triggered by accident. In addition, she is very vocal about her wants and desires, as shown in A Kick In The Right Direction, and appears to be easily irritated (e.g. at Cheesy's jokes and at Dough and Taco).

Fan fiction

Human Names

  • Michaela-Joan Fone (Outcasts-And-Destiny)
  • Maria Peterson (NLG343)
  • Micah Palmer (ScribbledEggs)
  • Michelle Cummings (KittyFan2004)
  • Makalya Fury (GameboyNextGeneration)
  • Michelle Bradley (Opinduver)
  • Megan Fosse (Ze Tossere)
  • Michelle Gutierrez (LightbulbTheCanadian and Rosie1991)
  • Michaela Michaels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Casey Burgess (meme)
  • Miriam Johnson (FlorasAreReallyCool228)
  • Maraj Spears (ZanyWays217)
  • Micayla Bartlett (NahuelFire39)
  • Michaela Treble (Hanjax70)
  • Mallia Savi (MixelsFan1973)


  • September 23, 1992 (U4Again)
  • September 19, 1998 (NLG343)
  • March 8, 1988 (ScribbledEggs)
  • February 13, 1997 (KittyFan2004)
  • July 30, 1984 (Opinduver)
  • January 6, 2000 (Minikeona4322)
  • February 3, 1984 (Ze Tossere)
  • July 29, 1979 (LightbulbTheCanadian and Rosie1991)
  • November 1, 2012 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • December 19, 1988 (meme)
  • May 31, 2001 (TheGamerAlex2004)
  • February 3, 1987 (ZanyWays217)
  • May 29, 1997 (Hanjax70)
  • April 15, 2000 (MixelsFan1973)


  • African-American (NLG343, KittyFan2004, Opinduver)
  • Canadian American (ScribbledEggs)
  • African-American and English (Ze Tossere)
  • Micronesian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Hispanic (LightbulbTheCanadian and Rosie1991)
  • African-American and Hispanic (Hanjax70)
  • Jamaican (MixelsFan1973)

Where Microphone is from

  • Indianapolis, Indiana (MrFlamerBoy)
  • Van Nuys, California (Ze Tossere)
  • Denver, Colorado (Hanjax70)
  • Durango, Mexico (Rosie1991)
  • Kingston, Jamaica (MixelsFan1973)
  • New Haven, Connecticut (KittyFan2004)
  • Rochester, New York (NLG343)

Voice Actors

  • Hailey Chapman (US/UK/AU/CAN)
  • Giulia (Italy)
  • Maximira Figueiredo (BR/PT)


  • Despite her famous yelling ability, microphones don't make any sound at all - they just input sound.
  • Microphone is the only Inanimate Insanity II Contestant to appear in season 1 once, Fan and Cheesy are also II 2 competitors but appeared in a season more than once.
  • Microphone is the first new female contestant to appear in a season that they didn't compete in. (Not counting BFDI cameos with Pencil and more also applying to the rule)
  • With her outgoing personality, she is the first newbie to die.
  • In season 2 her design changed from the way she looked in the season one finale.
  • She can hear louder by turning a knob on herself as seen in Everything's A-OJ.
  • The Wilhelm Scream is used for Microphone's scream.
  • Microphone is the second tallest character on Inanimate Insanity.
  • Blue Ball hates it when she hears her scream.


Names in other languages

French - Microphone

German - Mikrofon

Spanish - Micrófono

Italian - Microfono

Dutch - Microfoon

Portuguese - Microfone

Russian - Микрофон

Japanese - マイクロフォン

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