Pocket Knife


Inanimate Insanity: Team Epic
BFGP: None
IOO: Team Insanity
Inanimate Insanity 2 (my way [by age1135]): Mushy Lemons
BFDI2: I told ya so BFDI2A: What are We

Episode eliminated

II: Episode 6
IOO: Episode 4
Inanimate Insanity 2 (my way [by age1135]): Episode 1 BFDI2: Trip to Florida BFDI2A: Prepared to Be UnaMAZEd


61st (BFGP)
15th (Inanimate Insanity)
TBA (Inanimate Insanity II)
22nd (IOO)
18th (II 2 my way [by age1135])
32nd (BFDI2A)


Teddy Bear, Pen, Naily, Saw, Blocky, Eraser, Snowball, Suitcase, Bomb, Lara M. Sengele, Lolly with Object Limbs


Trophy (Jock), Blue Raspberry, Rainbow Blocky


Grey (blade), Black (handle)

Knife, also labeled The Sharp Guy. He has competed in Inanimate Insanity and Inanimate Insanity II. He was part of Team Epic in the first season, but then he got eliminated with 224 votes. He has now joined season 2, with the Grand Slams. At this time, he has not been eliminated yet so far.


Knife has a malicious attitude, being much of a bully to victims such as Paper and Marshmallow in particular. He has shown to be lazy in A Lemony Lesson where he told Paper they didn't need to compete. He has the ability to cut into things due to his sharp physical nature. However, he was shown to have a soft side in spite of being so mean, as he likes the television show Desperate Housewives and Dora Dolls. He also seems to have had a change of heart in season 2, though occasionally still being a jerk.



  • Kendrick Anderson (NLG343)
  • Kenneth Smith (BrownFamily1108)
  • Kane Demetriou (Opinduver)
  • Knox Armstrong (KittyFan2004)
  • Karl M. Noxwaigh (ImFictionalAdmin)
  • Keney Lomit (ZanyWays217)
  • James "Knife" Malorson (Mattkilledme!!!)
  • Kingston Flynn (Ze Tossere)
  • Kayx McSharpHead (MixelsFan1973)
  • Kingsley Cutter (Hanjax70)
  • Kyle Sharp (Jokshoofficalonscratch77)


  • November 12, 1990 (U4Again)
  • October 4, 2000 (KittyFan2004)
  • December 7, 2003 (Minikeona4322)
  • Feburary 28, 1992 (MasterPad773)
  • December 23, 1975 (TheGamerAlex2004)
  • January 17 1984 (ZanyWays217)
  • April 12, 2011 (Mattkilledme!!!)
  • June 18, 1985 (Rosie1991)
  • October 20, 1989 (Ze Tossere)
  • March 18, 2000 (MixelsFan1973)
  • January 18, 1996 (Hanjax70)
  • August 24, 1985 (Jokshoofficalonscratch77)

Where Knife is From

  • Cambridge, Massachusetts (KittyFan2004)
  • Cincinnati, Ohio (U4Again) (Jokshoofficalonscratch77)
  • Seattle, Washington (MrFlamerBoy)
  • Kiev, Ukraine (moved to New Jersey, United States at age 7) (Mattkilledme!!!)
  • Jacksonville, Florida (Ze Tossere)
  • St. John's, Isle of Man (MixelsFan1973)
  • New York City, New York (Hanjax70)


Knife is a contestant in Clash For Object Supremacy, and he is in The Cool Crew. He is mainly a jerk to the other contestants, but he mainly bullies Pea. In CFOS 3: Fire Away Your Fears, he was eliminated, becoming the second eliminated.

In CFOS 7: Out In The Wilderness, he is shown to be a jerk to anyone who complains about being eliminated, has he’s been there the longest.



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