- Spihk: Hey, wanna know what Elyland is actually doing?
- WEFBULB: We already know! Elyland is innocent, even though it makes knockoffs!
- Heartichoke: Actually, Elyland is showing that Niantic is WRONG to try and have the GO series all to themselves!
- Larry: Whatever. It's better.
- Scythe-Armed Monster: What? A ripoff?
- The UNDERMINER: I'M GOING TO GET YOU UNDERMINED. IN THE CONTEST!
- Scythe-Armed Monster: LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT THEN!
AT THE PURE TRASH PLACE
- WEFBULB: Is it just me, or is Pokemon Go actually stealing some features from Draconius Go?
- The Alphablock D: Don't know. Disappointing.
- It's PURE Trash Page: HELLO WELCOME TO IT'S PURE-
- Two Pose: Are you breaking the fourth wall kid?
- It's PURE Trash Page: Yes. Anyways blah blah blah rewards blah blah blah elimination blah blah blah! And so that concludes my little INTRO speech. Wait, why is everyone snoozing?
- : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- It's PURE Trash: THE FIRST CONTEST IS TO HAVE A MELEE. GET READY, GO! FALL INTO THE WATER, YOU LOSER!
- The UNDERMINER: PREPARE TO GET UNDERMINED.!
- : Oh no. I have no attack equipment.
- ( gets rekt)
- Banana Cookie: GUYS! I'M DRINKING
- WEFBULB: EXTREMELY GROSS, BANANA COOKIE!
- (wefbulb explodes)
- Mockiwi: MOCK!
- Broken Four: Good idea! We can throw Shy Girl into
- Parashooter: STOP MENTIONING SOMEONE'S TEARS! YOU MIGHT KILL ONE OF US!
- (two pose is dead)
- Parashooter: Oh look, you killed people with !
- (broken four dies)
- Parashooter: Oh no, now I'm a hypocrite! I said ! OH NO! I'M AGAIN A HYPOCRITE!
- (parashooter is launched out)
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