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Parts[]
Part 1: Challenge TIME![]
WHAT IS UP TSSES NATIONWIDE IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT-
GET REKT STUPID CAT!
OH HECK NO!!1!11!! (gets kicked into contestants area)
Uh, wow. What a dramatic entrance, host.
Welcome to Miracle Star's Ultimate-
It's called THE SUPER SAWESOME ELIMINATION SHOW.
Yeah!
HOW RUDE! FOR THAT I WILL ELIMINATE YOU!
Elimination doesn't go like that, you can't eliminate them on the first episode.
Correction: Box was the first eliminated in Season 1.
Oh.
Can you ATLEAST give us a second chance?
Agree! Give them a second chance!
FINE! The challenge is to die! GO!
This sounds hard because we don't want to die!
(holds a bob-omb and explodes with it)
(launched towards shrek, landing with a pow, dying)
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(jumps but gets crushed by blocky, blocky also crushes himself)
(throws beetle towards CUTWF Badge, killing him)
(throws Taco 2000 towards Guylan, killing both Taco 2000 and Guylan)
(shoots burrbo, then killed by chex)
YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (gets eaten by mockbob)
ALRIGHT! I GET TO PICK THEIR CONTESTANTS! (picks contestants for them except burrbo)
Wow, I got my friends with me!
Cool beans!
I'm sorry if you're now contestants, MLG Gumball.
The challenge is now to beat up that stupid guy aka MLG Gumball! GO!
(nobody beats him up)
OH FINE! Because BFDI is horrible, Multimate Objects is up for elimination! And by the way, I found out the names of the teams!
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Such a stalker!
Stinger[]
Why is he placing US for elimination?
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Same here! What about Shrekt in a Shell? He has a total dislike on him. It's not fair!
Atleast we still have a hope!
No, we're going to be eliminated!
(cry)
Um, the bad news is, what if HE eliminates all of you and says "Anyone who has zero votes will be eliminated!"?
Stony Flint Beetle? You're not on our team.
Just reminding you.
Ugh, fine. You guys can have cabins until 45 people are eliminated.
In Cabin 1...
This is WONDERFUL everybody! Who likes this cabin?!
Everyone say "YES" if you want to kick Logoey out!
YES
What kind of evil have I done?
Oh, you're annoying and come up with bad plans and threaten to eliminate me.
It's too bad I got separated from Mockiwi!
Maybe everybody feels the same way.
In Cabin 2...
Shoutmon, you don't expect you to drop your team leader role?
Unfortunately, because of reinforced rules I'm not supposed to give my team leadership to someone else!
And I think you will make a GREAT team leader. If I gave my team leadership to you, I'd be eliminated!
Well that's bad. What about Homsar?
OH HECK NO.
AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train.
NO! NO!
In Cabin 3...
Velena and her friends are fortunate they're together. Chainsaw Enemy, Vivienne, and others got separated.
You said it! It's too bad I got kicked into contestant. If I was still the host they could've picked their own teams!
Oh gosh! Shrek's going to yell at me, Toadstool's going to eat me, Box of Crayons'-
Why would I do such a thing to you?!
Dunno.
It's just way too unfair that whenever I search up "Sans" I get a weird skeleton.
(getting bitten by his chest) YOU NAME IT!
Maybe because they're referring to UNDERTALE. I locked Garfield and TIGGERED Meme V2 right in the room next to me.
MREEOW REEOW!
Let's hope that Krianna joins...
In Cabin 4, there was still arguments... Cabin 5...
You what, we got Cagney Carnation!
Yee. Too bad that Lonk didn't join.
If only they were animate! What are you watching there, Stupe?
i'm watching piggoatbananacricket
If only WE had real Banana.
In Cabin 6...
Too bad I'm not with Mario!
(DEATH INK STARE)
YAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Also what are you doing here Pencil?
I killed the Rugrats, asked my Mom repetitive times to unground me. I tried millions of times, until I said "Mom, can you unground me if I win TSSES?" and she said "Sure!"
You're on a quest to unground yourself? Good luck, because if you're eliminated, it would be painful!
At Cabin 7... Tacos... At Cabin 8...
Okay, you guys, I hosted Crazy Overwatch Battle. It's a good time to bring up this block.
That block looks very easy to jump over.
At first glance, it does. However, it actually launches, smashes, shoots, scorches, and if cheating, melts. However, I reprogrammed it to shoot soft balls. Let's practice.
(gets hit by a ball)
In Cabin 9...
At last, I can finally play The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
Unnngh!
You've got to be kidding me! Chincho always has a problem and begs for me to do it!
Don't worry! I'll help with this! (gets stomped by mario)
And at last, at Cabin 10...
...nothin's happenin' bros!
Part 2: Arrow Rushing![]
Welcome to Miracle Star's Ultimate Challenge!
It's THE SUPER SAWESOME ELIMINATION SHOW.
Hey! It's not The Super Sawesome Elimination Show! For that I will be eliminating you!
That is an unfair way of elimination. You don't eliminate people who insult.
FINE! Anyways, a nonexistant contestant is eliminated!
Correction: UGHS or Ugly Gross Hated Squirrel.
(chokes UGHS)
Ugh! That squirrel isn't competing. But fine! The next challenge is to find a way to climb up that tower! Last two there LOSES! GO!
K, I will be throwing dangerous stuff!
But I want to play Hyrule Warriors Legends!
"oh no I can't climb"
AaAaAaAaAaAaAa! (is floating towards top of tower)
Wow, you guys, Homsar is floating up and above. How are we going to beat him?!
(gets hit by arrow but reflected towards larry)
(is sent flying down, landing on burrbo, killing them both) (they are both revived)
I got an idea! Bitefrost! Transport all of us to the top!
(sends his whole team to the top, including him) (they are first place)
This is an ideal way of transportation! (gushes toxic from her toxic hose)
Throw the beetle at Garfield! He's just pawing at it!
YOU BET! (throws beetle at garfield)
MREEOOW! (okay, shrekt in a shell still has 2/15 to go)
(places larry on seesaw) (jumps on it)
(grabs larry by tongue)
WEEEE, Toadstool, you having fun?! (4/15)
Okay, I'm going to use this Whirlwind under myself! (flys so high) (5/15)
You know what I'll do? I'll just say I'm going to use my own trap! (throws the solution onto the tower wall) Now it's going to be hard to climb! Horpus, I need to be bitten along with you!
I'm going to get onto the building, but I can do this! (throws a chest towards sans) (6/15)
(bites sans, making him be launched high into the air) (7/15)
I can do this! (unlocks the door of a lockless door) (climbs up tower) (8/15)
I can transport all of you! (transports everybody else on SIAS) (2nd place)
(starts trying to chop everybody but he just makes all the teams climb faster) DARN!!!
It down to Cagney Carnation and Battleaxe Enemy!
You know what I can do that you can't do? (blooms higher) (7th place)
AND THE MARIO MAKERS LOSE!
It's GET FREE WIIII!
No! It is not named Get Free Wii! I will eliminate you if you say that again!
Stinger[]
Okay, Getting Triggered On. We have to find a way to make Shrekt in a Shell lose.
Well maybe-
(staring at conversation)
(also staring at conversation)
We've got to move. (moves into next room)
So yeah, how should we eliminate them next contest?
Any answers, Vee?
Well, we can give them questions with no answer.
Besides, you forgot that two teams were going to be eliminated. You lied.
I was trying to fool them so they would go faster, because they're so slow!
Back in Cabin 3...
Bad news! The hosts are going to give us questions SO impossible that we can't answer them!
Well that's bad.
OH WHAT?! QUESTIONS THAT IMPOSSIBLE?! HOPE THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ RELATED!
Next Morning...
I'm warning you, Vivienne, if you win Lurantis' stupid contest, you're going to be eliminated!
Don't threaten anybody, Miracle Star! Lurantis isn't stupid!
Part 3: But I want to play Skyrim! Super Mario Odyssey! Hyrule Warriors Legends![]
Welcome to Miracle Star's Ultimate Challenges! Today Blue & Red & Battler is eliminated!
You can't do a DOUBLE elimination unless it says so!
Ugh! Fine! Murp Totem is horrible! (murps murp totem even more)
With that done, the next challenge is Hyrule Warriors! Combined with everything else! Whichever team that survives the shortest will be eliminated! GO!
At last, I can finally play TLOZ in reality!
(looks at black beast)
OH GOSH I SPAWNED NEAR THIS BEAST!
ROOOAR
Unnngh!
Quick! Don't let Chincho get eaten!
Too late, everything's gone!
Now's not the time to make dumb Skyward Sword references!
(as the anti-get free wii run, magmato burns marshmallow, turning her into firey)
What do we do now? We're in the plain sight of NOWHERE.
Dunno!
Look out, it's Evil Leafy?
oh heck what!!
THIS IS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA. NOT THE LEGEND OF OBJECTS! (sees sword)
Well, I think it's time for success!
(the sword is grabbed by paintbrush and he chops evil leafy up)
Welcom' to da Unikitteh Casta!
Does not look like one!
CHEX CAN YOU GUYS HELP US?
Hey Chexters, Burrbo's going to kill you.
Sure, who cares?
SUPER SAIYAN POWERS!!! (throws chex blast at imprisoned, imprisoning the imprisoned)
You cannot bond with teams!
Yeah, what about Shell & Hotdog from BOTO? They bonded together!
(suddenly a miracle star product is thrown at chex killing him)
It killed our leader!
You know what, that's it! (pulls out minigun) I'm going to shoot whoever shot this miracle star product at Chex!
It's not one of us. Miracle Star threw it!
NO, BURRBO threw it!
WHAT?! (gets shot by minigun)
Come on, I didn't even see him throw it. In fact, nobody threw it!
UGH! Sorry guys!
Okay, someone plan what we should do! I'm bored!
It's obvious, fight the Gyorg Pair!
S4nds interaoithsgin!
(swoops attacks taco 2017 stealing her limbs)
Uh..
Oh great. That stupid Gyorg.
I got an ideal plan, why don't we call Lonk from Pennsylvania?
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Aw yeah!
This is kinda sweet actually. Good thing you guided us to a village!
Yes, that way, we can trade our stuff for better stuff.
In the first 30 seconds we lost 10 of our teammates! Mostly because that haters.
You name it, we lost 10 contestants and we'll be-
(eats nickel)
We're going to die. What's next?
(extinguishes firey)
(chops paintbrush)
(throws tennis ball of the cliff)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Welcome to Blocky's Funny Doings International.
First, you suspend the whole team over you.
(breaks free from ropes out of nowhere)
That ends our funny doing. Like seriously, what's-
(lands on blocky, flattening him)
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Hours later..
Oh wow, I hate that stupid enemy team and that stupid swamp team. I AM GOING TO GO ROUGH ON THEM!
(throws miracle star products everywhere but most hit Anti-Get Free Wii)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Whatever. Vote for one of the contestants of BFDI Stupids to get eliminated.
Stinger[]
You guys were kinda horrible.
I was doing the best of all of you.
I want revenge on you Nickel!
Oh, try.
Stop arguing ice cube and noodly-nickel!
What did you just call me?
A big diddly who blames everybody for everything and is very mean!
GRRRR... (brings out minigun)
THAT'S MY MOUTH!
In Cabin 1...
Good news that I didn't get first place because Bleh threatened to kill me. Same goes with Miracle Star.
But what's Vince going to do?
Part 4: It's always OGRE![]
Welcome to Miracle Star's Ultimate Contest! Today Blocky is rekt!
What did I even do wrong? (blown up by a miracle star product)
This next boring challenge is a duel! First one to die is elimination time! Last one standing will get a prize! GO OR I WILL ELIMINATE YOU DUMMIES!
Oh wow, this challenge seems easy! X!
You bet! (brings out whirlwind)
WHIRLWIND
O_O I'm weak against Flying type! (is blown away) (14/15 xBox)
Are you kidding me?! (tries to punch X)
(blows away strong bad) (13/15 xBox)
I'mma goin' bring mah twin!
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!! (BTW this character is named MockWard Death Stare)
(is slain) (12/13 Multimate)
(sprays poison on multimate objects) (kills paintbrush, nickel, and baseball) (9/13 Multimate)
Oh yip, the poison. (gets shot at) (8/13 Multimate)
That's good! (shoots torracat, vivienne, enemy, and mario) (10/14 Wii)
Now to shoot Homsar! (shoots homsar)
You can't kill me John Cena! (projectiles reflected back)
???!!! (shoots a big boom) (blows up from his own projectiles) (blows up homsar) (14/15 Gameup) (12/15 xBox)
WE WILL NOT BE LAST! (burns leafy, causing a chain reaction) (MULTIMATE OBJECTS - 8TH PLACE)
(swoop attacks all the tacos except taco 2017) (1/15 Taco)
What was that about?
I have no clue, but... (shoots magic everywhere)
Heck, I'm bored. GUMBALL LOVERS WIN? THE HECK?
Stinger[]
I'm not sure how you're going to win.
I have no idea but I landed on some yoyle juice and I'm half metal.
Look out, the Gyorg Pair!
Hey, you, do you have any idea what I should've bought?
(breaks free) ROOOOOOAR
HECK NO!
Whatzup mah Object Bruhs!
It'z yo rappa here!
FUSE WITH MARSHMALLOW!! (burns marshmallow and fuses)
Aw yeah! Now let's fight this dumb monster!
ROOOOAR!!!
DA SUPA CHEX BLAZT OF DOOB! (shoots the super chex blast of doom at imprisoned, knocking it back into its seal)
Hold on, how did you revive?
With the Blocky Prank Reviver! (throws super ball at marshmallow)
Marshmallow: I'm afraid this will go wrong! (becomes Marshie)
...o
Part 5: All Through the Town! Attack. (CREDIT TO OPALSTATUS)[]
CREDIT TO OPALSTATUS.
What's up jerks, AWW! Hecky is dead!
AWW! HECK!
(burns, this was his actual form)
on the other hand you called people jerks T_T
Not everyone's a jerk.
SILENCE! The challenge is to race to the finish line! GO!
Hey guys, look at this clue box!
YO CLUE IS 2 RUN 2 DA BEACH!
(marshmallow is still marshie) And where exactly is the beach?
(supervan comes)
HA HA! Now let's sabotage Shrekt in a Shell.
I think this is the right way?
Uh, you guys, this cave is dangerous.
Great, we lost baseball! We're diddily ding dong doomed!
I'm okay guys. Just a parasite.
NOO I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU.
Waluigi time!
YOU WILL DIE!!! (tackles waluigi)
Look, it's the Bilocyte!
I WAS THE ONE WHO INFECTED BASEBALL WITH THAT BILOCYTE... IT'S NOW YOUR TURN...
WOOOOOAH THIS STRETCHING IS TOO WILD!
We're at the beach!
NOW YOU MUST FIND ANOTHER RECORD! TRY LOOKING IN THE OCEAN, BECAUSE THEY CAN BE ANYWHERE. NOTE THAT A BARRIER SURROUNDS THIS BEACH.
K Supergoon, find the CD!
Hey guys, I'm eating something... (spits it out)
THE CD!
NOW YOU MUST GO TO THE AIRPORT TO RIDE YOUR WAY TO GOIKY!
GET IN THE SUPER VAN!
Ugh, Bilocyte's too aggressive!
(tries to bite waluigi)
Yay, we're finally here!
Same here.
WHAT, THEY'RE ALREADY FINDING IT?! LET'S RUN!
YOU BET! (runs)
Hey guys, I'm doing Bilocyte plucking!
(freaks out)
I ALREADY FEEL OK. STOP ATTACKING ME.
Woah, a "GET IN THAT CAR" challenge!
Mario? Pay the Jaxi.
AAYYY THINK I WON THE POWERBALL!
WE WILL NEVER WIN IF YOU DON'T SILENCE HOMSAR.
You guys? I drive.
No, you don't. We walk.
I'm planning to mix with Match, but she's not here!
(DEATH INK STARE)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wait, question is why is there two of me and Scratch Taco?
I don't know you crazy look-a-like!
We have a 100% guaranteed chance of winning because Multimate Objects took a dead end!
Hawkodile? Did you remember what I taught you?
Um, no.
I'm sure Luigi's driving skills are dumb!
Hahahatrick? What's with Luigi?
(DEATH STARE)
(dies)
Oh no, Moonsnake, any idea how to revive a dead Burrbo?
...(gets a weird plug) (shocks Burrbo)
Uggh... thanks guys...
Okay, can I walk you there?
Sure...
I'll kick the rocks, you follow them!
Typical.
You guys aren't allowed to get a plane ticket.
However, the next plane ticket is in 10 hours.
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NO NO NO!
The magic word isn't "No no no". In fact, I said-
(gets shocked)
Were you guys THAT lazy to think of that way to get a plane ticket? (gets plane ticket)
Guys, are we doomed or what? There's a million people and we don't know the one!
Okay, it seems like that the Cluebox has to be somewhere... (licks a hook) (pulls it down)
YOUR NEXT CLUE IS THAT I HAVE PIE ON MY FACE. WHO IS THE FAMOUS GUY?
I know! Kabloom! (gets CDs from Kabloom)
Thanks for helping us team stupid!
I AM MALFUNCTIONING. PREPARE TO WATCH...
Okay, you guys, either choose to Parkour or to Game.
5 hours later
This is it, you guys. The clue is here! We aren't being the last team, Shrekt in a Shell just beat Ten Gallon Hat Card in Battlecasts, I'm not doing Battlecasts!
LOOKS LIKE MULTIMATE OBJECTS AND ANTI-GET FREE WII ARE HERE. I WILL EXPLODE IN ONE MORE CD.
Oh no! Everyone on my team except Astro Lanceur, defend me from that team!
YOU ARE NOT WINNING!
Actually, we did. (shows CD)
HEAD TO THE PIER, THE FINISH LINE. (explodes)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BFDI Stupids are just horrible!
Elimination[]
No viewer votes! I'll choose the worst. RIP MEPHONE!
NOOO (dies)
Stinger[]
Snowball, would you mind helping us be 1st place?
Yeah, but I need my hang-glider.
Mmm... hang-glider was yummy...
NOOOOOOO
Next scene is what happened to Baseball.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....
LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL KILL YOU... (bilocytes leak out of him)
Part 5.5: It's time FOR RECOMMENDATION & CHALLENGE PICKING![]
ALL THESE CHALLENGES AND STUPID CONTESTANTS ARE BORING! GIVE ME SOME RECOMMENDATIONS...
On the side note there is going to be a random challenge subject!
- Challenge Subject: Making Stuff
There is a max of 15 recommended contestants. 15 fills one half, giving it 30 contestants.
Remote (30th)
Naily (29th)
General Car Insurance (28th)
Cluebox (27th)
Trubbish (26th)
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The Little PANDA Fighter (25th)
Cheeki Chaps (24th)
Plug (23rd)
Bean (22nd)
Seahat (21st)
Raging So Hard Bro (20th)
Yoki Sealander (CREDIT TO HOODEH) (19th)
Evil Leafy (18th)
Weatherdramon (17th)
Chrismon (16th)
Four (15th)
Hahahatrick
Team Fortress 2 Fluttershy Mod
Coach Z
Solid Snivy
Toaster Doing Something
Lamia
Luranstar
Saber
FOOL! Meme
Bob Camera
Sweety
Rocky
Pingu
AND ONE NEW SECRET CONTESTANT WHO'S NOT GOING TO BE COMPETING...
WEAPON IT IS :D
AHAHAHHAHAHA! (blows remote away)
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Let's stab you The Little PANDA Fighter! (gets kicked)
Run over Luranstar!
(shoots General Car Insurance's cars and beats him up)
Watch out fer de Terlet!
(out of nowhere the toilet is THRONE)
Krzzzzzzzzz... Hints over... (is splattered by toilet water)
WHOEVER DONE THAT WILL PAY FOR THE PRICE! (gets crushed by toilet)
WAA!
Oh god, I don't want you to suck me up!
Luigi time! (jumps into car)
(DEATH STARE)
(faints, get it?)
¡Oye, Rocky, prepárate para ser derrotado! (Hey, Rocky, get ready to be defeated!)
Not afraid of your threats. (spikes the little PANDA fighter)
That was so funny to kick Luigi in, it's your turn Burrbo!
No. Don't kick him.
OH GOSH! (is kicked and kills cheeki)
(throws bombs at plug and almost hits fool! meme)
You think you can hit me with that bomb, eh? (pwns bean)
Hahahaha! It's time to spike you Sweety! (misses sweety but "tentacle" is stuck on Sweety) Oh no! Help me!
No problem! (eats Seahat)
NOOTNOOT! (annoys raging so hard bro so much he explodes)
WHY YOU KICK ME IN! (crushes yoki sealander)
I got an idea! (converts sweety to slime form and throws her at evil leafy)
Nom nom nom nom! (bilocyte attempts to possess her but fails)
I'm just going to zap the four last random people... (zaps himself)
It was THREE!
MREOW! (You stink!)
GRRRRR!
(shoots chrismon)
(the bilocyte infects him and forces him to kill himself)
Okay, dummies, whoever died will go onto that red one! The rest will go to the blue one!
Part 6: Slash & Craft![]
Before we start the episode, I made a few mistakes adding contestants already in the game. They will be replaced.
This contestant is replaced with...
Balloob.
Drat! I'm leaving the recommendations.
Hey kids- (gets replaced by firey because she burned)
WHAT'S UP BADDIES IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE! THREE VOTES FOR WEAPON!
Sounds easy!
DUE TO TWO STUPID GROUPS TWO WOULD BE ELIMINATED IF THEY LOST!
Oh no.
WH0 C4R3$!!!
START NOW OR I WILL KICK YOU OUT!
Darn! Krianna never joined. Whatever, let's craft something.
Let's mix all our traps together! (mixes all traps together)
WeLp... I gUeSs ThIs ReQuIrEs KiLlInG.
Uh, what did you say again? About killing?
I ALLOW ABSOLUTELY NO KILLING IN OUR TEAMS! (kills plug)
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How about we just get a weapon object?
I don't care.
WE WILL NEVER WIN!!!!!1!!!1!!11!!!
Not unless we try!
RELEVANT! This is going to be deadly!
(slices pin up) That's our weapon PARTS!
NYANYANYA!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't worry, I'll kill it! (shoots crazy dude)
some time later...
We built a Demon Carver.
...amazing! I can now cut Shrekt in a Shell! 47/50!
Built a Star Sword!
Ugh! Too normal! 25/50!
We built a Sora Master Key, the most epic weapon. It can defeat the most powerful dark force in the world.
(whispering) Now to place my plan in action! (stops whispering) 0/50! IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF JUNK!
Wow, that wasn't kind at all. We should vote if Shrekt in a Shell should get 50/50.
And, looks like you lose. 50/50 for Shrekt in a Shell!
I HATE HOW YOU RUIN MY PLANS!!!
We brought Sword from Infinity's property!
You mean someone else's property?
HYAW, THIS IS JUST DUMB!
I AGREE! -50/50 FOR YOU!
AND SO BFDI STUPIDS AND TEAM TACO LOSE. LET'S ELIMINATE PAINTBRUSH!
IT NEEDS EXPLAINING AT LEAST! (blows up)
Part 6.5: WHO'S UP?![]
It's so boring; vote for someone or I will rip everybody up, including TSSES!
BOI that's rude
Results[]
- 90th - UGHS
- 89th - Murp Totem
- 88th - Blocky
- 87th - RIP MEPHONE