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These are suggestions for the fates of dead characters in Hurt n' Heals.
Firey: EXTINGUISHED!
OJ: SHATTERED!
Ice Cream: EATEN!
Pizza: EATEN!
Missile: EXPLODED!
Bomb/Bomby: EXPLODED!
Gelatin: SQUISHED!
Puffball: BURNT!
Pie: WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Raindrop: PITTER PATTER!
Poo: FLUSHED!
Knob: TURNED!
Cat Bed: DAMMIT, GARFIELD, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO POOP IN THE LITTERBOX!
ACT: SMASHED!
David: MUTED!
Dora: VOLUME = 0%!
Bottle: FLIPPED!
Ice Cube: MELTED!
Map: RIPPED!
Paper: SCRIBBLED ON!
Boomboxer: SHOT!
Braixen Head: FAINTED! User GAINED 100000 XP!
Basketball: COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
Marker: EXPLODED!
Crayon: SNAPPED!
Yoylecake: I DON'T GIVE A F**K ABOUT CAT BED, JOHN, NOW GIVE ME SOME YOYLECAKE!