Tissues, labeled The Sickness, is a male contestant in Inanimate Insanity II. He is placed on Team Bright Lights.
Appearance
Tissues is a rectangular turquoise box with a tuft of tissue paper sprouting from a slit at the top. His face appears on one of the longer sides. Tissues' arms are on either of the short sides, and his legs appear at the bottom. Occasionally, Tissues may leak mucus from an invisible nose above his mouth.
Personality
Tissues is a very debilitated ill character. Since his debut on the show, he has become infected with a disease known as the "condiShAWn".
Due to this condition, Tissues cannot control his sneezing, and will constantly sneeze on other characters, much to their disgust.
Because of his uncontrollable sneezing, Tissues does not make friends easily with other characters and seems to only repel them instead. Additionally, Tissues' sneezes are powerful enough to launch him several feet into the air.
Tissues may also occasionally enter a sneezing spasm, where he will sneeze endlessly multiple times in a matter of seconds.
Tissues' condishawn additionally causes him to be constantly tired and sluggish, as in "Breaking The Ice", he was too tired to partake in the dodge-ball competition. The condishawn also causes Tissues to slur his words and adopt a lisp.
Despite sickness being his main attribute, Tissues appears to be considerate and kind, but especially timid, veracious, and slightly apathetic. Tissues also fails to understand jokes and slang, as he acknowledges how strange Trophy's middle name, "Horseplay", was despite it merely being an idiom.
Basically, to quote MePhone4, "Disgusting..."
Fan Fiction
Names
- Taylor Tithod (NLG343)
- Timmy Reeves (KittyFan2004)
- Thomas "Tonga" Telespect (GameboyNextGeneration)
- Tyler Clay (Opinduver)
- Taboo Jae Sang (ZanyWays217)
- Tommy Huang (Rosie1991)
- Theodore Almeida (BusterBathing)
- Tam Koed (B0WCR3P3)
- Tristin Perkins (IsThatWinter)
Birthdates
- October 1, 2000 (U4Again)
- February 2, 1984 (Pinekones)
- September 8, 2000 (KittyFan2004)
- December 4, 1995 (TheGamerAlex2004)
- June 18, 2003 (BattleForBFDIFan4)
- November 17, 1999 (B0WCR3P3)
Where Tissues is from
- Jackson, Mississippi (U4Again)
- Antananarivo, Madagascar (Pinekones)
- Waltham, United States (KittyFan2004)
- New Delhi, India (MrFlamerBoy)
- Wuhan, China (IndoMaja)
- Myrtle Beach, South Carolina (BusterBathing)
- Hamilton, New Zealand (B0WCR3P3)
- Tulsa, Oklahoma (IsThatWinter)
Hosts vs. Objects
He appears as one of the contestants that were infected by Marker.
Trivia
- He is the lowest ranking contestant in Inanimate Insanity II.
- Before Inanimate Insanity Invitational, Tissues was the only blue contestant.
- As stated in the Inanimate Insanity Secrets video, Tissues is actually based off of someone Adam and Taylor knew. However, the person remains anonymous.
- As stated in The Issues with Tissues, Tissues does not have a favorite color, but he hates the color green.
- As shown in "Everything's A-OJ", Tissues' condishawn can become contagious, as after he sneezes on MePhone4, he consequently becomes infected and very sick the following episode.
- It is unclear how Tissues himself got the condiShAWn, as the website says he's had it since he could remember.
- As shown in "Everything's A-OJ", Tissues' condishawn can become contagious, as after he sneezes on MePhone4, he consequently becomes infected and very sick the following episode.