Object Yo Mama is a new fanfiction by the creator of Object weirdness! (aka Colin.moser.37)
CONTESTANTS!![]
Episode 1: a great new start XD[]
parralellogram: hello! welcome to Object Yo Mama i'm your host Parralellogram!
parralellogram: so the 20 contestants are here and it's time for the first challenge is...( if you looked at Object weirdness 1 you'll know) GO!!
yin-yang: haha! you-
carrot: i punched you yin-yang HAHA!! (yin-yang falls smashing into eggy and dodecahedron)
OC: hey, carrot take this!
carrot, OC, hammer, and star: AHHHHHHHH!!!
lemonade: sorry snow ball i do this!
(snowball smashes in to lemonade and trash can)
parralellogram: since i'm nice, camera and green jam are the team captains!
camera: YES!!
green jam: YAY GUIZ!!
Parralellogram: whatever, so vote one of the 10 to be eliminated!
carrot: UGH!!
episode 2: parade of pwns![]
parralellogram: time for elimination!
parralellogram: today we got 7 votes, everyone except dodecahedron, star, and trash can got 0 votes!
parralellogram: today, the elimination is actually a double elimination!, the last one safe with one vote is....
(TV shows votes)
parralellogram: dodecahedron!!!!!, star and trash can you're eliminated with 2, and 4 votes each!!!
star and trash can: AHHHH!!!!!!
parralellogram: you're challenge is for 1 person on you're team to come up with a yo mama joke! but, first green jam and camera choose you're teams!
team egg
green jam (leader), hammer, eggy, carrot, Orange cube, lemonade, yin-yang, dodecahedron, cherry
team spanish
camera (leader), ghetto gry, cracker, francis, rocky, snowball, fat alien, bomby, radio
parralellogram: do the challenge now!
3 hours later
parralellogram: first up, team egg!
green jam: yo mama so fat she eat lots o' eggs GUIZ!! this isn't offending!
parralellogram: 0!0!0!0!0!, next up, team spanish!
camera: Yo Mama tan impresionante que ella no es la grasa !! (yo mamas awesome that she's not fat!!)
team spanish wins vote one off of team egg
green jam: MAN GUIZ!!
Object Yo Mama Episode 3a: Comebacks have Resolutions (Lost Episode 3)[]
- Francis watches Filthy Frank*
Francis: Haha! I love these kinds of videos! It gives me so many memories!
Camera: Francis?
Francis: Ah! Why are you-
Francis: Wait? Aren't you supposed to be speaking French, or German, or something like that?
Camera: And aren't you supposed to be rage quitting right about now?
Francis: Grrr! Get out of here Camera! You're making this day worse!
Camera; But.... I....
Francis: GET OUT CAMERA, NOW!!
- Camera runs away, crying....*
- Cuts to Parralellogram sleeping*
Intern: Mr. Parralellogram, sir? Aren't you supposed to be hosting a show?
- Parralellogram wakes up*
Parralellogram: Ugh, what?
Parralellogram: Intern, why are you here asking me stupid questions?!
Intern: But Mr. Parralellogram, sir...
Parralellogram: NO!
Intern: But s-
Parralellogram: NO! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SPACE!
Parralellogram: Wait, oh crap, Object Yo Mama! I totally forgot!!
*contestants standing in huge crowd*</
Parralellogram: Holy crap! I'm so sorry contestants, I completely forgot about hosting the show!
Ghetto Gry: Well get you white booty off the grass and get to the elimination thing Parralellogram: Okay, GG! Sheesh!
*Parralellogram teleports contestants on Team Egg onto elimination area*
Parralellogram: We got 28 votes, a record high! Thanks to all the voters who coped with the writing of this show for over two years!
Parralellogram: Safe with 0 votes is...
Parralellogram: Hammer, Yin-Yang, and Dodecahedron!
All safe: Yay!
Parralellogram: Green Jam is safe with 1 vote.
Parralellogram: Eggy is safe with 2 votes.
Parralellogram: Cherry is safe with 3 votes.
*Shows Orange Cube, Lemonade, and Carrot on the bottom 3*
Parralellogram: Orange Cube is safe with 4 votes.
Parralellogram: Let's show if either Lemonade or Carrot will be eliminated.
*shows that Lemonade is safe with 6 votes and Carrot has 12 votes.
Parralellogram: Carrot, you have 12 votes, but you're not eliminated just yet!
Carrot: Wait, why am i not eliminated just yet?
Parralellogram: Because today we are having a twist!
*all gasp*
Parralellogram: The twist for this elimination is that......
*all wait for 5 minutes*
Parralellogram: we will be eliminating the one with the least votes! All 0 voters are automatically safe!
Parralellogram: Carrot is safe with 12 votes, so is Lemonade, with 6.
Parralellogram: Orange Cube is safe with 4 votes
Parralellogram: cherry is safe with 3 votes.
Parralellogram: so either Eggy or Green Jam will go home.
Parralellogram: Green Jam goes home with 1 vote, while Eggy stays with 2 votes.
Green Jam: GUIZ WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR FWENDSHIPP GUIZ!!
Eggy: I'm Happy! No more eggs!
Lemonade: Me too!
Orange Cube: Let me punch this dweeb into the elimination space.
*Orange Cube punches Green Jam*
Green Jam: Nooooooo!!!
Object Yo Mama Episode 3b: Comebacks don't have Resolutions: The 2nd Part (Lost Episode 3)[]
*Phone Rings*
Parallelogram: Hello?
???: Hello, is this Parrallelogram?
Parallelogram: Yea, why? Wait, Who is this?!
???: This is yor childhood friend, square, how are you doing this fine day?
Parallelogram: Um, I dont remember a "Square." You sure you have the right number?
Snowball: Host, you better come up with a challenge, now! I haven't had screen time in 3 years, and boy it would be fun to pound you!
Parallelogram: Wow, geez Snowball, don't be so pushy.
Rocky: Yea, Snowball.
Parallelogram: So apparently, I have to meet up with this square fellow, so hang tight.
Cracker: NO!
Parallelogram: Yea I wasn't if your heard me right.
Parallelogram: The challenge is a race around the island, I am temporarily disbanding the teams until after this challenge, the 10 people that do not complete this challenge will be put up for voting. go...
Francis: Camera, sorry for raging at you earlier today, want to work together?
Camera: Sure, what should we do?
Francis: Use bomby!
Bomby: NONONONONO DONT PUT ME A FUSE!
*Bomby partially explodes, leading him, Camera, and Francis to the finish line.
Parallelogram: Congrats you three, you are immune.
Francis, Camera, and Bomby: YEA!
Ghetto Gry; Aw shit, I'm too lazy for this god dang challenge, they shouldn't work us ghettos and make us run! mmm, mmm, mmm!
Snowball: GG, get of your butt, and help me and Rocky win this!
Ghetto Gry: Fine!
*GG throws Rocky, but not snowball.*
Parallelogram: Rocky is the fourth immune. Congrats.
Rocky: yay!
Cracker: Aw man! I have no friends, im lonely, and no one will work with me!
Dodecahedron: I'll work with you cracker!
Cracker: Thanks Dodecahedron!
Parallelogram: Three spots left maggots! You better get movin'! So far, Bomby, Camera, Francis, and Rocky are safe!
Cracker: Oh god, Start Running!
Parallelogram: Orange Cube and Hammer, congrats you fill 2 out of 3 final spots!
Parallelogram: One spot left maggots!
Cracker: Sorry Dodecahedron, I'm gonna start running now...
Dodecahedron: Oh hell no!
Parallelogram: The final one safe is......
*object crashes*
Parallelogram: Cracker!
Cracker: Yes!
Dodecahedron: No!
Parallelogram: Voters, you have 2 weeks to vote, Episode 4 is expected to come out by my Birthday, January 28th, 2018. Stay Tuned!