(breaks down door) The clone source has to be here...
CHAPTER ONE: Afterburnin' in the Mornin'
Jigsaw (Physical Fighter)
Baseball Cap (Physical Fighter)
Gelatin (Magical Fighter)
Knife (Physical Artillery)
P.A.I.N Box (Magical Artillery)
Mike (Physical Supportive Artillery)
Rackety (Physical Artillery)
Voltaic Climax (Magical Artillery)
Okay Peeps, we have to watch out for what comes towards us...
Jake Paul... (draws a circle and throws it at jake paul, sending him into the lava)
I GOTTA PRINT MORE JAKE PAULS!
KABOOM (shoots giant Energy Ball at Printer Clone and escorts)
That thing is SURE dangerous! We gotta get outta here!
MY SECRET WEAKNESS! (HP 99,000/100,000)
Do they have a strategy on how to kill her?
THIS TIME I'M JUMPING! SINCE VIOLA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN REFLECT AND PROJECTILES REFLECTED GO STRAIGHT, I'LL KEEP JUMPING!
This is useless but (pulls out a machine gun), I have to try...Aaaaaah! (Start firing)
(uses PSYCHIC and reflects the bullets to skull head)
Only I can kill her! (does no damage to braixen)
NO, YOU ARE A CLONE. YOU CAME FROM THE CLONE PRINTER! (burns braixen)
NO! You are the clone and I am immune to fire! (no damage)
(kills mini the braixen, not burn the braixen) Yep, totally a clone. Burn the Braixen isn't dead yet.
You fool! *sets world on fire*
(Real? Braixen charges at the clone)
Yeah, LIKE YOU THINK I'M FAKE!
AYYYYYY YOU ARE A FAKE! YOU CAN'T JUST KICK ME IN HALF!
Anaylzing... Current one who won't let us pass: Name is Burn the Braixen. Clone Status: Actual Being.
WHAT? She’s not a clone? She’s trying to kill us!
I bet she’s Copier Printer’s servant...
SERVANT BURN THE BRAIXEN IS IN TROUBLE. DO SOMETHING, OTHER PRINTER!
(destroys all the meteors) DOWN WITH YOU, EVIL COPIER!
PSYCHIC! (psychics all the people and...)
(throws bomb at burn) (burn blows up) How come this megaton bomb doesn't blow up an entire room?!
HAHAHAH FIGHT ME IM CLONE KNIFE
me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! (punches Knife)
(SUPR3M3 LAZ3R) (burns knife clones)
OH NOPE YOU'RE NOT LEAVING FIRE FACTORY.
OH NO, IM FAT FROM EATING LOLLIPOP
Chapter 2: So Just Scream... til' the next Carb-oon
OH NO! THEY'RE REACHING ME! GOTTA DO THIS! (prints out portal gun)
HEY GUYS, I'LL JOIN YOUR TEAM!
(eats clone saw) aka the blah blah one
COME TOWARDS US, WE DA ONES!
Hey, dude, I got a good idea. (lobs ice balls at voltaic climax)
WHAT ARE THOSE!!! (electrocutes snow block and ice ball)
my evil clone is behind me!!!
that looks like a rip-off
hey, its the RFAC (recently refurbished announcer crusher)! that weird thing crushed flower with the original
(Gasping for air) thanks for saving me!
Hey suckers! (Pulls out gun)
AAAAAAAAAA!!!! ill turn you inanimate with the power of this.... cup!
it didnt work!!! its just a CUP!!!!!!
HOW CAN WE KILL THEM?!!?!?!?!?
THE TRASH CAN JUST MADE A CUP CLONE!
I can fix this! (Takes cups and puts them down the garbage disposal)
(Comes up through the drain and pulls Retro Marlin down)
AHHH!!!! everyone, leave them here!!!!! lets evacuate!!!!
(Blocks exit) YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!
Sorry. Watching REAL Ice Temple to see if Kabloom and his Army froze...
Hello. Can I join you guys?
YES! AND I HER ONLY CLONE! PREPARE TO DIE!
Data Analyze: Those two are clones. (uses signal beam to destroy those two snowflake clones)
(Snowflakes turn into flames) Darn you caught us!
Alright bro! Let's burn this place down!
(icicle falls from the ceiling and smashes mirrory)
Well, where should we go now? The next room is up ahead of us.
H-Hold up! You aren't going anywhere until you fight me, or my name isn't Icicle!
WHAT ARE THOSE!!! (electrocutes icicle)
*coughs, lying on the floor* Oh... come... on...! *dies*
WATCH OUT, ICE CREAMS ARE ATTACKING! Somehow this is an ICE TEMPLE, and Ice Cream is a ICE-SUGAR ESSENCE.
I'm going to launch ice cream at you! (launches snowballs) Woah.
And I'm here too! Y'know, cause Christmas? Winter? Cold? Ice? Sigh, I'm sorry. I'll leave.
Sorry Bauble, you can't leave! We're guarding this gate! And this gate opens to the biggest ravenous snowman!
(Cups turn into ice) BWA HA HA!
Uh oh! WATCH OUT FOR THE SUPER SNOW-LDIER CUPS!
*baubel holds a candy cane in his mouth, ready to wack some dudes*
ATTACK THAT CANDY CANE WIELDING-
(Bumps the trigger and accidentally melts snow cone)
Ugh! The snowman and the place is melting!
What are you talking about? I’m not a clone!
I actually scanned two Firey clones disguised as you and-
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (destroys phone)
Oh no! My clone just killed Phone!
I’ll get that clone for you.
Snowflake (Magical Healer)
Water then splashes the ice temple, and the whole entire temple stops burning. A rumbling then starts.
HAH! Kabloom doesn't know I'm a clone and Bouncer from FNAF World shall attack him! BOUNCER, ATTACK KABLOOM AND HIS ARMY
The whole temple... becomes an ICE-ICE Rink.
Woah, this whole thing became an ice rink!
This is the most ICIEST Ice Rink I saw! (bouncer from FNAF World bounces in) UH OH!
I’ll beat up these weaklings!
Not if I kill you first! (no damage)
Seriously, you're also a clone. BOUNCER FROM FNAF WORLD, COME IN!
Oh yeah, that's right. LET'S KILL KABLOOM AND HIS ARMY!
(burns the fake snowflakes)
It's time for TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMAGOTCHI
It's a world that means were friends, TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMAGOTCHI
I know it's not a clone bbut Tac-
QUICK GUYS, THE HOCKEY PLAYER SYSTEMS ARE RELEASING MORE CLONES!
I'm a Braixen, you killed another pokemon
Bouncer is coming. Boss Fight alert. Bouncer comes, NOW.
I came back, I missed something?
It's certain... come in Bouncer from FNAF World.
(Bursts in) Guys! You gotta help! I just found out that I have an evil clone named Blink-182 CD! He is trying to kill me!
Ha ha ha! You're too late! This place is going down and you're all going down with it!
You guys, I'm the real Disc. And I mean it, we gotta free- (bouncer comes in) SNOWFLAKE!!
Ugh this is so confusing! Which one is the real one?
Nuh uh! I am! The others are fake losers!
Uh guys! Let's not worry about this right now! We have way more important things to be focusing on right now!
Oh COME ON! I've been mashing the Bouncer activation button but Bouncer from FNAF World still hasn't came! (BOUNCER FROM FNAF WORLD COMES INTO THE RINK)
I will just clarify that.
COME ON, LIY, YOU GOTTA GENERATE BOUNCER FROM FNAF WORLD!
I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING, I DON'T WANT TO START A BERSERK CLONE RAVAGING ON US! LET ME TRY, LET ME TRY!
Don't Worry! I Have My Shotgun!
Nope! I'm Pretty Sure I Still Have It!
Well WHERE IS IT? We Don't Have Much Time!
You Got to ORGANIZE QUICKLY
(SHOOTS BARRELS OF FREEZE JUICE) (BOOK CATCHES IT)
(MAKES GELATIN LAUGH AND STINGS 'ER WITH FREEZE JUICE)
I'm still here, and I can scan those two clones are trying to dominate us.
SOMEONE DO A THING TO THIS STUPID KABLOOM TEAM!
*Spits & Shoots Out Poisonous Clone Saw Shards*
OW! HAHAHAHHA! THOSE SHARP AND THICC SHARDS WONT KILL ME!
Well Too Bad! *Shoots And Spits Out More*
*muffled* Please Unfreeze Me!
GRRR! *Shoots Out Lasers Toward Snowcone*
Okay Snowcone Is Getting Weaker.
(Becomes OP-ly Stronger) You Stand Corrected!
YEP! I WAS RIGHT! Wait No I was Not...
Well My Lasers For Some Reason Are NOT Working! Maybe I Need Them Charged More. *Plays Hated Music*
AH! TERRIBLE 90s KID MUSIC! *Becomes Weaker*
Yes! Its Working! OH NO HIS MUSIC IS STOPPING!
WELL I CANT BECOME ANY STRONGER NOW, BUT I AM STRONG ENOUGH TO DEFEAT ALL OF YOU!
Uh, his name's Bouncer, not SNOWCONE.
HA, YER STILL NOT HITTING ME! I'M BOUNCER, YOU'RE HURTING SNOWCONE! (deepfreezes gelatin)
Snowcone Is Identical To Bouncer!
Oh, you think so? That's Bouncer!
*Muffled* Which Is Which?
Which Is Which? Uh, that's Bouncer.
*Muffled* But That's What I-
MWAHAHHA! *Shoots Out Icicle Bombs*
(shoots out GIGANTIC ICICLE BOMBS)
(Coiny appears out of nowhere with 450 XP, a matchstick, and some gasoline in his hands)
*pours gasoline into Bouncer's remains and burns it, recreating Firey*
Actually...Eraser just told me that he planted bombs just outside this ice rink.
The only good thing that comes out of that is killing Switch and Liy.
You need to get out of here quickly.
YEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE SNOWCONE'S HERE! AND APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T MELT BOUNCER EVEN! (bouncer comes back to life)
SOOOOOF (freezes coiny) (bumpety bomb explodes on him) (coiny shatters)
Guys! Use these hockey pucks! They can help!
GET OUTTA HERE OLD KABLOOM!
Oh great. Another clone to deal with. Welp, guys. bring on more hockey pucks!
Uh, hello, I'm the newer replacement of you. (KICKS THE OLD VERSION OF KABLOOM INTO OUTER SPACE)
I planted bombs. So hopefully-
REKT YOU! (blows up eraser)
OH GOSH, THEN I'M GOING TO USE MY ARCTIC WIND BLASTER TO BLAST THOSE BOMBS! But who cares? Those bombs don't care about me. In fact, they WILL HELP ME!
EVERYONE! THE PUCKS! NOW!
*Everyone shoots pucks at Bouncer*
Ouch! That hurts! THAT'S IT! *shoots at first bomb*
Oh great! The first bomb has just been set off!
Less complaining, more shooting!
Also, Bouncer and Snowcone have bombs in themselves and they can’t shoot the bombs out.
(Mysterious doorknob comes out of nowhere and wants to be touched)
You may as well touch that doorknob...
NO WAY! IT'S A TRAP! IT'S GONNA KILL YA!
LURK & BOOM! LAUNCH US BOUNCER! (jumps towards bouncer) (bouncer launches him towards gelatin)
NYA NYA NYA NYA, I'M TOO FAST AND UNLIKE BOUNCER I CAN REFLECT PUCKS! AND BOMBS!
And how come these pucks went through you?
He said that he reflects bombs, Kabloom.
(SHOOTS BOMBS OUT OF GUNS) HA, THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE METAL! (SHOOTS FREEZE JUICE AT BASEBALL HAT)
Wha- *dodges freeze juice*
OOOOOOOWWWWWW I LANDED ON SOMETHING SHARP! (begins to mutate into something horrible)
GRRR! I AM TIRED OF ALL THIS TRASH! MINIONS! KILL THEM!
I never liked Kabloom anyway. *rush*
Great. Distractions. JUST KEEP SHOOTING BABY!
Woah, I mutated into this thing!
Eraser left that for you.
Killer Queen has already touched that doorknob.
WEEHEE, DOORKNOB SUMMONED US!
WHAT? NO! THIS IS UTTER BETRAYAL! *shoots freeze juice onto Doorknob*
Well, because of my new abilities... (RANDOM SHIFT) (SENDS ALOT OF ICE CUBES FLYING) (DOES MAJOR DAMAGE TO SNOWCONE)
WHAT! NO!! I'M ABOUT TO..... AGGGGGH! *dies*
OKAY THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO BREAK FREE INTO MY TRUE FORM! (BECOMES ANIMATED)
OH YEAH!? I HAVE ADMIN COMMANDS!
KEEP THROWING PUCKS! HE'S NOT GOING TO DIE UNLESS WE KEEP ON GOING!
RUN, PUCKS! (turns out they were throwing soft cylinders)
Oh wow. SOFT CYLINDERS THE WHOLE TIME. AFTER ALL, BASIC RED BASH ATTACK.
Oh great. The pucks are retreating!
*uses gravitational pull to pull all of the hockey present towards him and sends all of the pucks towards Bouncer with a launch going 76 miles per hour*
WHAT?!!! NO!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR TH- *dies*
I hated that guy. Thank you for freeing me.
I am a clone. A good clone. I won't hurt you.
Snowflake 2 (Magical Support Artillery)
Do me a favor. Wipe that silly frown off your face.
Wait, did I just join your team?
Actually, we have to get out of here because the bombs are about to blow up.
(screaming loud enough to be heard in the vacuum of space)
*teleports everyone away from temple and flys himself out of the temple*
*watches as the Temple is destoryed* And they destroyed the temple.
I think it was a good idea to bring you all out of here. Onto the next temple...
you're about to get rick rolled
I think you all need to know something about Kabloom...
As it turns out, the one you have been following is a clone.
So...I think it’s time for a new leader and a new chapter.
Psssh. There are good clones and bad clones. I'm good.
The real Cagney Carnation would never say that.
Instead, he would take pride in being evil.
Chapter 3: Chipper's Chipping Chipster Woods o' Doom
By the way, I am just actually not a clone. It turns out, if a new version sprouts out, the old version is kicked into space. Demonstration.
Well, looks like I can join this weird-
(kicks first version of kabloom into space) -thing! I can win this contest.
Yeah, you said that twice.
According to my calculations, we are in Cooperston Forest.
I AM THE CLONE SOURCE AND YOU JUST KILLED MY SERVANT! THE AUTO CHIPPER SHOULD ATTACK YOU AT THE END! (teleports)
Oh yeah. Rumors has it this forest is EVIL.
We need to switch to make a new part!
A true Book never says THAT.