Hello my name is MCAP Cube and welcome to Object NOPE
the first challenge is a balance beam because i’m too stupid to make up one on my own ready go
Oh and Sun you’re disqualified for flying
Oh no, Fat Yoshi! If we both win, then we’ll be on different teams! Either one of us has to jump off!
Yoshi. (Translation: Do not worry, my child. I shall take care of this.)
(Everyone is obliterated by fat yoshi except for color blue)
Okay time for team picking or something IDK go
Thanos, you’re on my team!
Yay! Please choose Batman Kid next, though, he is my best friend
Yoshi. (Translation: Bootleg X, my child, I choose you.)
Yay! We’re on the same team, Thanos!
Yoshi. (Translation: I choose Lyrics.)
I’m too lazy so here’s the teams so far
Color Blue: Thanos, Batman Kid, Dynamo Man, 15, Your Mom, T-Pose
Fat Yoshi: Bootleg X, Lyrics, Timmy Timpson, Clown Man, Darwin
Oh no! I’m in the bottom 2! If I don’t get chosen, I’ll be eliminated!
Lol no one likes you Sun 😂
Yoshi. (I have decided to choose Genderbent Robot Masters, and subsequently, eliminate Sun.)
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Okay the second challenge is to die from cancer go
Yoshi. (Translation: I shall use my powers to summon the most cancerous thing to ever roam the earth.)
Weakling! This isn’t a joking matter!
Yoshi! (Translation: It actually worked!) (dies of cancer along with the rest of her team)
Okay Fat Yoshi’s team wins vote for someone on color blue’s team voting ends in a week