the second episode of Feud 25
pine tree: hey shovel! wanna watch the first episode of this new series called the object manor?
shovel: ooh! sounds interesting. speaking of interesting, interested in snacks?
pine tree: sure!
shovel: well, (picks up fish) how about this strip of raw fish-
pine tree: are you crazy? that's a contestant!
shovel: oh. let's just watch anyway.
(scene cuts to pencil from bfb)
pencil from bfb: i really need an alliance.
pencil from bfb: hey spoon, wanna be in my alliance?
spoon: no thanks. also, i miss fork.
(scene cuts to toothbrush and high heel)
toothbrush: so, high heel, who do you think is gonna be eliminated?
high heel: well, i don't know. it could be anybody.
baseball bat: well, that's what you're about to find out!
toothbrush: well, who is?
baseball bat: welp, fish with one vote.
(fish gets flung to recovery)
pine tree: that was abrupt.
hamburger: so, what's the next contest?
baseball bat: GET IN THE BUS *shoves everybody in a bus*
pine tree: yet again, that was abrupt
baseball bat: here we goo
(bus drives to a very dangerous obby filled with spikes, giant crushing pillars, flamethrowers, and laser beams
brush: so, this is the next contest!?
heart: mom come pick me up i'm scared
baseball bat: yep go through the obby first person to finish wins for their team now GO
(baseball bat shoves everyone in the obby, and the bus drives away)
(ring-con tries to catch up to the bus)
ring-con: hey, wait up!
ring-con: dangit. also, i've never seen the bus drive towards the oblivious obby before like this. strange.
(hamburger tries to start the obby, but gets impaled by a bed of spikes)
