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Dumb Ways to Die (Jacknjellify's WoTW Version) is a song/commercial made to promote Jacknjellify's War of The Worlds.

Here's the link to the instrumental so you can sing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QV2HAYKP7E

Lyrics

Eaten by the Martian Invader

Binder/Blasted by a heat ray from Tripod

Burned a Martian to death by Firey

Baby Bottle/Pushed into the ocean by a savage Scissors



Dumb ways to die

War of the worlds ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

War of the worlds ways to die



Get crushed by the Tripod

Swing into the ocean

Teach yourself how to destroy the Tripod

Blasted Kite by the Flying Machine



Dumb ways to die

War of the worlds ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

War of the worlds ways to die


Party Hat/Get eaten by a shark in Leafy's Nightmare

A Tripod falls off the mountain

An Invader gets its head off by Soup

Handling Machine falls into lava in a factory



Dumb ways to die

War of the worlds ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

War of the worlds ways to die


Shelly/Accidentally shoot yourself

Indicate while Tripod Self Destructed

Burger/Eat a rotten type of food

Trowel/"I wonder what this bomb will do?" *blows himself up*



Dumb ways to die

War of the worlds ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie (pause)

War of the worlds ways to die


Box of Crayons/Dress up like a Tripod during battle season

Suitcase/Shot to death by Scissors for no good reason

Grenade destroyed the Martian Tripod

Fly Machine falls into Jet Engine

Paint/Keeping an Invader as a pet

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly



The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie (pause)

So many dumb

War of the worlds ways to die



*Jacknjellify's War of the Worlds logo shows up, you can also see a Tripod walking around*

Narrator: Jacknjellify's War of the Worlds, only in theaters.

Credits with the instrumental chorus from the 4th part plays.

Other Ending

Be safe around Martians. A message from EvanVizuett.

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