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"David joins the battle!"
This character appears in the official version of Battle for Smash Ultimate by polysided! Either as a playable character, assist trophy, boss battle etc.

Reason: Playable Character
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"Oh great! You know WHAT, David? This is all YOUR fault. David, You SUCK!!!" - Balloon
This character is unpopular and they're hated by many fans, maybe even because they're unlikable or they are controversial.

Reason: Extremely simple character that doesn't do almost any challenges.
This page was last edited on August 2, 2022 at 11:34 AM.


Aw, seriously?

David is a male contestant in Battle for Dream Island. Most of his dialogue or his catchphrase is "Aw, seriously!?" He was created by TDICaitlincookegroup/NazzBliss on YouTube, after 39 voters voted for him to be eliminated despite him not being up for elimination at the time. David joins the game due to him being the recommended character with most votes in "Reveal Novum" at 102, beating Bomby at 73 votes. He got eliminated in BFB 10. The only words he says are "Aw, seriously?", and "No!."


David is a stick figure that is poorly drawn. His outline and facial details are gray, and his face is white. He turns red and has yellow zig-zagged lines that resemble lightning bolts surrounding him when he gets angry. He appears to have a blank stare most of the time.


Due to a lack of things that he can say, David's personality is somewhat of a mystery. However, him saying "Aw, seriously?" shows us that he can be quite whiny and a person who complains a lot.

David is also quite antisocial, often refusing to follow the directions of others and quick to shout his catchphrase whenever greeted with conflict. This ties into his public status, as many of his peers find him odd and unnerving.

David is more dynamic in BFB. Though at times he is helpful to his team, he still has bouts of unruliness and stubbornness. This is best exemplified in "Fortunate Ben", where David helps his team by piloting the plane, but also falls asleep whenever he wants to, or in "Lick Your Way to Freedom", where David initially refuses to lick the jawbreakers. David fought against getting eliminated and ran away twice.

Fan Fiction[]

If David appeared in your fan fiction, you can write about it here!


David was the leader of the Orange Rubber Bands, and got eliminated 3rd. He did nothing except say "AW, SERIOUSLY". In the 2nd Cake at Stake, he could have stayed, had it not been for Nick-Le, and his vote, thus bringing YF and David at a tie. YF won the tiebreak, and David got angry, which did nothing, as he promptly got flung to the TLC. If you discount Pencil's elimination, David was the 1st orb to be eliminated. He wasn't let on the hotel.


After Dora was eliminated before the merge, and before Coiny rejoined, David was the only member on Team L.O.S.E. to in the merge.

Jacknjellify's War of The Worlds[]

David appears to be jumping in bouncing ball in this opening scene.


  • David Harel (Opinduver)
  • David Ryan (KittyFan2004)
  • David Bowie (Phospelonagen)
  • David Bee (Molly Bee)
  • David Wallace (Tamagoyaki)
  • David Sokolov (Ze Tossere)
  • David Hawkins (FlorasAreReallyCool228)
  • David Grayson (ImFictionalAdmin)
  • David (NahuelFire39)
  • Dallas "David" Nicolas (BusterBathing)
  • Dennis Ari Vince Ian Donaldson ((BalloonFanThatBoialt)
  • David Pivot (EvanVizuett)
  • David Darris (TheObjectThing15)
  • David David (Jokshoofficalonscratch77)
  • David Scott (Pain DoesStuff)

Where David is From[]

  • Half Moon Bay, California (KittyFan2004)
  • Moraga, California (U4Again)
  • Ulaanbataar, Mongolia (GenghisKhan4206969)
  • San Juan, Puerto Rico (Tamagoyaki)
  • Vladivostok, Russia (Ze Tossere, NahuelFire39)
  • Davidtown (EvanVizuett)
  • Davidland (TheObjectThing15)
  • Davidville, Davidland (Jokshoofficalonscratch77)
  • East David Land(Super Smash Bros. Crossover)
  • Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu (FireyFireyFireyFireyFirey)


  • April 8, 1999 (KittyFan2004)
  • December 3, 1991 (Tamagoyaki)
  • January 2, 1986 (Ze Tossere)
  • April 14, 1967 (MasterPad773)
  • April 26, 1994 (25) (BalloonFanThatBoialt)
  • March 7, 2025 (EvanVizuett)
  • April 1st, 2012 (TheObjectThing15)
  • 1,000,000 B.C (Jokshoofficalonscratch77)
  • 100,000,000 million years ago(Super Smash Bros Crossover,DLC Only)
  • 5/12/1910 (Pain DoesStuff)


David was carrying Bracelety and was saved by Gelatin, David would eventually say ''aw'' but his seriously has turned into : ''i'm hungry!"' so he says ''Aw, i'm hungry!'', Gelatin opens Gelatin's Steakhouse, David later gets his stomach filled.

David told Bomby that he cannot only use swords and bow and arrows, but he can also use mini bombs to help with anything.

Battle for Dream Island Again Do—Over[]

Despite his immunity to Black Holes, as stated in the BFB character guide, a whole bunch of his clones in DavidLand were sucked into him in BFDIADO 5e.


David would appears an contestant, but he was eliminated in BFRC 10: Who Stole Loser The Movie?

Super Smash Bros. Crossover[]

According to Sunscraper Spire's Book of the Origins of BFDI Characters David was a drawing by Pencil. Later, David and Dora where in The Golden Desert held captive by the Golden Queen's Royal Guards. After there escape via vents they did this familiar dance before the team meets.

Hosts vs. Objects[]

He appears as one of the contestants that were infected by Marker.

If David Was In Dick Figures[]

David's look in If David Was In Dick Figures

David is a gray stick figure who always said "Aw, seriously!". He also laughed out loud at jazz music. He can also swear, like "Fuck!". He can also rap and sing hip-hop. He hates rock music in a burning passion. He even wants Red to listen to rap music.


  • So far, David has said 5 things other than his catchphrase: "No!!" and "Yeah?", "Seriously?", swearing the song 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' and "Ice Cube!" (while turned into Steven).
    • Steven is the more useful form of David.
  • David is allergic to sunrises, which in this case, causes him to blink.
  • David is the only contestant to be immune to bug poison, along with Gelatin.
  • David is the first stick figure to compete in BFDI.
  • He is the only non-object in BFDI.
  • He has the most variants out of all of the characters.


Names In Other Languages[]

Duinem - Irish

Devid - Russian

Deivid - Bulgarian