EPISODE 2 BABY
sorry for delay rip
Announcer: Welcome to BOFR. Last time we-
Robot Flower: IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS! WHAT'S THE DEAL!
Announcer: Shush. Anyways, it's time for Cake at Stake.
Coik at Stoik
Announcer: Welcome, Mechanical Masters. You lost last time, so you get to do the Cake at Stake.
Bottle: Wait, so it's like a dance? I love dancing!
Announcer: No. It's not a dance. It's a chance for one of you to leave. Ha ha. Dance and chance rhyme.
Announcer: We got... (vote counter pops up) 6 votes. The cake today is regular strawberry.
Gaty: But I wanted something more creative!
Announcer: Be quiet, you picket fence. Anyways, everyone got a vote except 2 people, and those people are TV and Roboty.
(TV displays a mouth on his screen and eats the cake)
Roboty: .-- .... .- - / .- -- / .. / ... ..- .--. .--. --- ... . -.. / - --- / -.. --- / .-- .. - .... / - .... .. ...
Announcer: Now 5 people remain. Saw, you are safe with 1 vote. So is Bottle, with 1 vote as well.
Saw: Yay! (grabs cake)
Bottle: (the cake flies into her mouth) I love Cake!
(Cake (the contestant) blushes)
Announcer: Looks like we have our bottom three. Robot Flower, Gaty and Remote.
Remote: What? How could I be in the bottom three?
Gaty: Why am I here either?
Robot Flower: ALL THOSE VOTERS WILL PAY!
Announcer: Gaty, no need to worry. You are safe with 1 vote.
Gaty: Oh no. (grabs cake) We're going to lose a mechanical mind!
Announcer: It's down to Robot Flower and Remote.
Remote: I think I need a new pair of batteries!
Announcer: Remote, stop sweating so much. You'll kill yourself. Anyways, let's see the results.
ROBOT FLOWER: 2
(gives cake to Remote)
Robot Flower: WHAT?
Gaty: Well, Robot Flower, it's sad to see you go. We lost one of our mechanical minds so early.
(robot flower fades out of existence)
Saw: W-where did she go?
Announcer: I eliminated her.
Saw: WHERE DID SHE GO?
Announcer: She faded out of existence. Don't worry, she'll come back later.
Remote: I guess we're only down to 3 mechanical minds.
Announcer: The losing team today is Team Ice Cube II.
8-Ball: You missed the exclamation mark at the end.
Barf Bag: Why do we have to lose? (wiggles arms)
Pillow: EVERYONE LOOK! BARF BAG DOESN'T CARE!
(everyone starts throwing paper at BB)
Bracelety: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ICY!
Basketball: Why would you do this to us, Barf Bag?
Cloudy: Guyz, letz calhm dowhn.
Barf Bag: (sigh) At least Lollipop's not on my team.
Announcer: I agree with Cloudy. Anyways, here's voting.
TYPE "[A]" to eliminate CLOUDY
TYPE "[B]" to eliminate BELL
TYPE "[C]" to eliminate PILLOW
TYPE "[D]" to eliminate BRACELETY
TYPE "[E]" to eliminate BARF BAG
TYPE "[F]" to eliminate 8-BALL
TYPE "[G]" to eliminate BASKETBALL
Announcer: Voting ends March 7th.
(Barf bag is standing in a field holding a sign saying "VOTE ME OUT")
Barf Bag: Hold on a sec, who gave me this? (looks on the back, and sees "property of pillow") Grr... PILLOW!