Firey has a Kingdom? Is the first episode of Battle for Firey's Kingdom.
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Firey: Hello everyone!
Everyone: Hello.
Firey: So, I bet that you are wondering why I got all of you here.
Cake: Yeah, why are we here?
Pen: We are probably battling for Dream Island again.
Firey: This has nothing to do with Dream Island!
(Everyone gasps)
Gaty: But I wanted Dream Island!
Taco: Yeah, why did you do that?
Firey: Because I have something else!
Nickel: It's probably a roll of toilet paper or something.
Firey: (Glare at Nickel) You should be more thankful for what people give you.
Firey: Anyway, I have this Kingdom! (Suddenly it falls from the sky)
Ice Cube: Wow!
(Everyone starts yelling out ooh, aah)
Firey: SHUT UP!
Firey: Anyway... You guys will be battling for it.
Pen: Yes!
Taco: Well, I just know that I will win! I'm like, everyone's favorite, right?
Firey: Doesn't seem like it.
(Taco makes a sad face)
Coiny: Wait... If Firey's host, I'll never win!
Firey: But if you win, you win. I don't have control over those kinds of stuff! So, we have to pick team captains.
Grassy: Are we going to do that challenge that is recycled in every show from BFDI 1?
Basketball: Probably.
Firey: No! Why would you think I would do that!?
Coiny: Because you're stupid.
Eggy: N-now Coiny, t-thats n-not very n-nice.
Coiny: Shut up!
Firey: So the challenge is that you stand on that cliff.
(Everyone walks up the hill to the cliff)
Tree: That was easy.
Firey: So now, you push off people! Last two standing are team captains! GO!
Pen: I know! I'll just stand here. Everyone wins when the are doing nothing.
Tree: Hey Pen!
Pen: What?
Tree: Hah! I just made you interact with me!
Pen: Oh no! I won't wi- (Tree pushes him off)
Flower: GET OUT OF MY WAY, I NEED MY SPACE! (Pushes off Coiny, Donut, Dora, Grassy, and Pie)
Clock: What should I do, what should I do... I know! Build this thingy-midoodle that pushes off people for me! Perfect!
Eraser: Uhh... Pen? Do you think that Clock guy is weird?
Golf Ball: He got pushed off.
Eraser: What?
GB: Ehh... (Knocks Eraser off)
Firey: Oh! And also Evil Leafy was disqualified. She can teleport. So was Puffball, because she can fly.
Puffball: But I want to win.
Firey: Well too bad.
Taco: Hmm.... The only way I'll win is to push off Flower... Okay! Here it goes!
Flower: HUH? (Taco starts running towards Flower) EWW, I DON'T LIKE MEXICAN FOOD! (Kicks him off)
Barf Bag: (Walks over to Flower) Like, calm down.
Flower: YOU WANNA GO DOWN THERE TOO?
Barf Bag: Calm do- (Flower pushes him off)
8-Ball: So, Fanny, we're going to lose.
Fanny: But why?
8-Ball: Because we have no limbs.
Fanny: Good point...
Eggy: (Looks at Balloony) B-Balloony, y-you won't p-push off m-me right?
Balloony: No, because your my friend! (Looks at Gaty) So are you, Gaty!
Gaty: Thanks!
Balloony: However, those two(Points at 8-Ball and Fanny) Are not my friends, they must go now! (She runs over to the and pushes them off)
Fries: This is boring.
Basketball: Yeah. Who should we push off?
Fries: How about Eggy? She's like Woody. And nobody likes Woody.
Basketball: Good idea! (Runs and kicks off Eggy)
Eggy: Aahhhhh!!!
Balloony: That was mean!
Fries: So?
Balloony: You must pay! (Pushes off Fries and Basketball)
Ruby: So Book, do you want any Yoyleberries?
Book: No! Why would you think I would like those? They turn you into metal, and metal is all heavy and whatnot.
Ruby: Well, your missing out! (She eats some, and turns into metal)
Book: Know what Ruby? I don't need you when your metal.(She throws Ruby, causing her to knock over GB, Gaty, and herself)
Ruby: (looks at Book falling down the cliff) Well, bye Book!
Cake: Balloony, are you my friend?
Balloony: Of course Cake! (Ruby then pushes off Cake) Cake!
Ruby: Hah hah!
Balloony: (glare) GRRR!!! (Pushes of Ruby) Ha! Now you know how it feels.
Nickel: Calm down Balloony.
Balloony: Thanks... Hey Needy (slap) go push off Saw for me!
Needle: Don't call me Needy, but okay.
(Needle runs over and pushes off Saw. She also falls over into the canyon)
Balloony: I need to push over some people myself. (Pushes off Flower and Nickel)
Flower: GRRR!!! YOU WILL PAY!
FINAL 5!
Clock: My Thingy-Midoodle is finished! This is my best work ye- (Balloony pushes him off)
Balloony: Hey Icy! Who do you want to push off?
Ice Cube: Tree.
Balloony: Okay. (She tries to push off Tree, but she pushes off Icy instead)
Balloony: OH I'M SO SORRY ICY!
Icy: I want Revenge!
FINAL THREE: BALLOONY, BOMBY AND TREE
Tree: I feel weird today. Who should I push off? Balloony, or Bomby? (Pushes off Bomby)
Firey: Well, that's it! You two are team captains!
Balloony and Tree: Yes!
Firey: So pick teams.
(Balloony walks on a blue mat, while Tree walks on a orange mat)
Balloony: Hmmm... Come over here Gaty!
Gaty: Yay! (Walks over to the blue mat)
Tree: I pick Basketball.
Basketball: Yes! (Runs over to Tree)
Gary: How about Eggy?
Balloony: Good idea! Come over her Eggy!
Eggy: T-thanks. (Walks over to Balloony)
Basketball: Eraser, get over here.
Eraser: Okay. (Runs over to Basketball)
Balloony: Who should I choose?
Gaty: How about Needle?
Balloony: Good choice! (Needle walks over)
Eraser: Pen, get over here! You're my friend!
Pen: Yeah! (Runs over)
Balloony: Cake, your my friend! Come over!
Cake: (yells) OKAY!
Tree: (Talking to Basketball) I think we should have Clock on our team.
Basketball: Uhh, why?
Tree: Because, he's good at engineering!
Clock: Thanks for the compliment. (Walks over to the orange mat)
Balloony: Hey, Icy, want to join?
Ice Cube: NO!
Balloony: Well, fine then! I pick Saw.
Saw: But you told Needy (Needle slaps him) to push me off earlier! (Walks over)
Balloony: Whatever.
Tree: Hey! Icy! If you don't want to join Balloony's team, join ours!
Icy: Okay! (Walks to Orange Mat)
Book: Well, if Icy's joining that team, I should join too!
Balloony: Uh oh! They're getting more members! We're gonna have to get two this time!
Saw: I choose Taco.
Taco: YEAH!
Balloony: I didn't want him on this team! I pick Barf Bag!
Barf Bag: Woah, Balloony, calm down.
Tree: I think we should have Puffball on our team. Because she can fly.
(Puffball flies over)
Balloony: Hmmm... Grassy?
Grassy: Okay. (Walks over)
Tree: I pick 8-Ball.
8-Ball: I don't have a favorite number but okay. (Rolls over to the Orange mat)
Balloony: Out of everyone left, I pick Pie.
8-Ball: I want Fanny on our team because we both have no limbs.
Fanny: I HATE THIS TEAM!
Balloony: I choose Nickel.
Ruby: Book didn't want to eat my yoyleberries so I'll go on the other team!
Tree: Okay, 8, people left. None of them are good except Coiny.
Coiny: Thanks Tree!
Tree: And we need someone else, hmm, I pick Fries.
Fries: FINALLY!
Balloony, maybe Bomby? (Bomby walks over)
Tree: Hmm, Golf Ball is the least worst out of everyone left.
Golf Ball: You should've picked me first! I'm a good leader! (Walks over)
Tree: Yeah, right, bossy bot.
Balloony: So, I pick two from the four left. But. They're all bad! Donut's mean, Dora is a human, Evil Leafy is creepy and Flower is mean too!
Firey: But who would you pick out of the four?
Balloony: (sigh) I guess Donut and Dora.
Tree: So that means that Evil Leafy and Flower are on our team!
Flower: WHY DID NO ONE PICK ME? I'M GONNA CRUSH EVERYONE HERE!
Firey: So, teams are picked. Now we need to name the teams!
(Show scenes of both teams arguing over what name their team should have)
Firey: Fine, now that I know you can't decide a team name, I'll name them! Balloony's team is the Green Leaves and Tree's team is the Red Peppers!
Tree: Oh, I see. Naming our team after a vegetable, how lame.
Firey: Whatever. So, I think you two teams are ready to go.
(Firey stands there)
Taco: Um, Firey? Shouldn't we start the first contest?
Barf Bag: Yeah, I agree, let's start!
(Firey stands there longer)
Fries: FIREY!
Firey: Oh what? Oh yeah. The first challenge won't be in this episode!
(Everyone gasps)
Firey: So yeah. Viewers! Wait until Wednesday, December 20th, and then Episode Two will come out! So yeah, wait. Goodbye!