Battle For Sleep Land is a Battle For Isle Sleep show.
Contestants
- Alarm Clock
- Beachball
- Bowling Ball
- Brownie
- Bugspray (17th/18th Place)
- Camera (17th/18th Place)
- Candle
- Carrot (20th Place)
- Computery
- Cough Drop
- Dodecahedron
- Eggy
- Febreze
- Lamp (19th Place)
- Lemonade
- Napkin
- Radio
- Rubber
- Sunscreen
- Thread
Episode Transcripts
Episode 1: What Is Sleep Land?
- Napkin, Rubber and Radio are on a cliff
- Thread: Napkin's a still type!! Napkin's a sti-
- During the word, still, Napkin grabbed Thread and threw her off a cliff
- Napkin: Who's the still now!?
- Napkin looks at Radio who has a shocked look
- Radio: I'm never gonna bother you.
- Napkin: Yeah, heh.
- Rubber and Bugspray are jogging
- Rubber: Is this fun or what?
- Bugspray: Can, we, have a, rest? "Gasp"
- Rubber: What? We're only one quarter of the trail!
- Bugspray: What!?
- Eggy, Sunscreen, Candle and Bowling Ball are racing
- Bowling Ball crossed the finish line.
- Bowling Ball: Yes!
- Candle: No fair! You always win!
- Sunscreen: Yeah! Right Eggy?
- Eggy: Uh hum.
- Sunscreen: What about this? A 3- legged race!
- Bowling Ball and Candle: Yeah!
- Candle: Not on Eggy's team!
- Sunscreen: Not on Eggy's team!
- Bowling Ball: "Sigh"
- Alarm Clock, Camera and Lemonade were watching TV.
- Camera: Ha! I knew it was flower pots!
- Alarm Clock: I was correct too!
- Lemonade: Aww, I thought glue.
- Alarm Clock: That's okay. Better luck next time.
- Lemonade: SHHHH! Next question!
- Camera: What's the most important part of making tea? What a stupid question!
- The screen then said two hours later.
- The TV actually showed the screen. It showed one of the three contestants. DODECAHEDRON.
- Alarm Clock, Camera and Lemonade: DODECAHEDRON!?
- Brownie walks up to the trio.
- Brownie: Hi!
- Camera: Hi Brownie!
- Lemonade: Watch Quizorama with us!
- Brownie decides to sit on Alarm Clock and Alarm Clock is not happy by Brownie's actions.
- Lamp, Febreze, Beachball and Computery were selling lemonade.
- Carrot walks up and steals their pitcher of lemonade then runs away.
- Carrot: See ya suckers!
- Febreze: Grrrrr....
- Lamp: Calm down Febreze!
- Beachball: But that was our last pitcher!
- Computery: Maybe we can sell water.
- Lamp: Why don't we just play Quizorama: The Board Game instead to show sorrow.
- Nintendo drops from the sky and lands on his butt.
- Beachball: That's gotta hurt.
- Nintendo: Let's play Battle For Sleep Land!
- Computery: What is Sleep Land?
- Nintendo: You'll find out.
- Febreze: Any new contestants?
- Nintendo: Just o-
- When Nintendo was saying one, there was a cough.
- Cough Drop: Hi, "cough" I'm Cough Drop. "Cough"
- Nintendo: Well, onto the first challenge. It is a free- for- all dodgeball on flying platforms. You can move the platforms. But it's tricky.
- Brownie kicks a ball at Lamp.
- Lamp catches Brownie's ball.
- Brownie's platform falls.
- Brownie: Ahhhhh!
- Lamp: Ha!
- Dodecahedron walks to Nintendo.
- Dodecahedron: What's going on here?
- Nintendo: Oh, another show. You can just spectate this challenge.
- Suddenly the screen turns white and blank.
- Cubey pops up.
- Cubey: Hello! Do you hate it when your food tastes terrible and is a waste of money? Well buy the tasty teeth cover! You cover your teeth with this plastic and it tastes like either dark chocolate, marinara or lentil! Hear our reviews!
- Pentagon: It helped me face my fear of tapioca pudding!
- Funnel Cake: Lentil's my favorite! It helped me eat pills without throwing up!
- Charlie: I like all three. I use them to eat my Lima beans in front of my mom!
- Video goes back to normal.
- Nintendo: Bottom 8 time!
- Candle crashed into Beachball which made them fall
- A ball hit Carrot, which hit Rubber and then hit Alarm Clock.
- Nintendo: Alarm Clock, Eggy, Radio and Cough Drop are the team Captians! But who will pick 1st?
- Eggy kicks a ball at Cough Drop which hits her, but hits Eggy back
- Nintendo: Okay, you four can pick your team next episode. BYE!!
Episode 2: That's Harsh
- Nintendo: Okay, it's been a month. There will be 4 teams of 5. Radio, you can pick first.
- Radio: Febreze!!
- Nintendo: Eggy's next!
- Eggy points at Brownie
- Nintendo: The newbie, Cough Drop is picking now.
- Cough Drop: "Cough" "cough" Rubber.
- Nintendo: So last is Alarm Clock.
- Alarm Clock: Dodecahedron
- Febreze: Bugspray's a good competitor. She can come over!
- Brownie: Lemonade.
- Rubber: Thread's a friend of mine!
- Alarm Clock and Dodecahedron: Bowling Ball!!!!!
- Bugspray: Beachball!
- Lemonade: Lamp's a good friend! Right guys!?
- Brownie: Yeah!
- Lemonade: So come on Lamp!
- Cough Drop: "Cough" Candle "wheeze"
- Alarm Clock: I guess Computery.
- Nintendo: The bottom four are Napkin, Camera, Sunscreen and Carrot.
- Radio, Febreze, Bugspray and Beachball: Sunscreen!
- Eggy points at Camera
- Rubber: Napkin! Buddy!
- Dodecahedron: So we get Carrot.
- Nintendo: So the teams are Team Red (Top), Team Yellow (Under Top), Team Blue (Above Bottom) and Team Green (Bottom)
- Carrot: How come I was picked last!? I hate you guys!
- Rubber: That's harsh.
- Nintendo: This challenge is a soccer bracket. Red vs. yellow and blue vs. green. The team in 1st and 2nd will get a feast. While the team in 3rd will be immune while the one in 4th will be up for elimination. First up is red vs. yellow.
- Beachball: I'm too slow. I'll be goalie.
- Brownie: I wanna be goalie.
- Lamp: Wait, Camera has to be goalie because she has no legs.
- Camera: Okay.
- Nintendo blows a whistle
- Brownie runs and gets the ball
- Brownie: Hey Eggy!
- Brownie kicks the ball to Eggy
- Eggy kicks the ball into the goal
- Eggy: Uh hum, uh hum.
- Beachball: Yeah, sorry guys.
- Radio: Oh, it's fine.
- Sunscreen and Lamp both ran towards the ball
- Sunscreen gets the ball right before Lamp
- Febreze: Sunscreen!
- Sunscreen kicks the ball to Febreze
- Febreze kicks the ball to the goal but right after Brownie jumped in front of Febreze.
- Camera caught the ball
- Febreze: Dang it!
- The screen said a while later...
- Nintendo: Okay, the scores are 4-4. Let's see wh-
- When Nintendo was saying who, Eggy made another goal.
- Nintendo: So Team Red goes to round 2.
- Team Red: Yeah! (Besides Eggy who just grins)
- Team Yellow: Awwww.
- Nintendo: So now we will do Team Blue Vs. Team Green.
- Dodecahedron: I wanna be goalie.
- Alarm Clock: Fine by me.
- Candle: I elect Cough Drop to be goalie! After all, she's sick and she needs to recover.
- Cough Drop: "Hack" Thank yo- "cough" -u.
- The screen then said another while later.
- Nintendo: Who will win? I have no idea!
- Goal goes off
- Dodecahderon: Dang nabbit!
- Nintendo: So Team Blue also moves on. But first, we must do the match that decides who's in 3rd or 4th!
- All of a sudden, Carrot gets 5 goals in his own goal.
- Carrot: Ha!
- Alarm Clock: Carrot, why are you doing this?
- Carrot: Revenge!!
- The screen says, one enternity later...
- Nintendo: And Team Red wins! Team Green, get ready for elimination. But the contestants vote! Not the viewers.
- Contestants: WHAT!!??
- Bowling Ball, Dodecahedron, Alarm Clock and Computery are in a circle talking.
- Dodecahedron: I say we vote for Carrot.
- Alarm Clock: I agree.
- Bowling Ball: So it's settled!
- Computery: Let's vote for Carrot!
- Nintendo: Okay, go into the voting booth.
- Bowling Ball: I vote for Carrot.
- Carrot: I don't know Computery so I vote for him.
- Alarm Clock: Carrot. He's the reason we lost.
- Computery: Carrot is outta here!
- Dodecahedron: I can't stand Carrot.
- Nintendo: This is Nintendo Ultimate. He hosts eliminations.
- Nintendo Ultimate: Hello. Today's prizes are various cookies. Alarm Clock and Bowling Ball are safe with zero votes. Here.
- Nintendo Ultimate throws Alarm Clock a sugar cookie and Bowling Ball a chocolate chip cookie.
- Nintendo Ultimate: Dodecahedron also got no votes congrats.
- Nintendo Ultimate throws Dodecahedron a shortbread cookie
- Nintendo Ultimate: Computery and Carrot, one of you got 1 vote and the other got 4. The last person safe starts with a C.
- Team Green: Come on!
- Nintendo Ultimate: Fine. Computery.
- Carrot: What!?
- Computery: Yes!
- Nintendo Ultimate: Sorry Carrot, you're outta here.
- Carrot is put in a gigantic cell.
- Carrot: What the?
- Carrot faints.
- Team Green (Besides Carrot): "GASP".
- Team Green is angry.
- Alarm Clock: What did you just do to Carrot!?
- Nintendo: Carrot is asleep. He is in a luxury universe which is like a dream. See ya next episode!
Episode 3: Snow Stinks!
- Candle: I'm so full.
- Lemonade: I agree.
- Nintendo: This challenge is to get to the summit of Giga Peak, by SLED COGS! 3,2,1, GO!
- Febreze: Okay guys, has anybody ever used these?
- Beachball: I'll give it a try.
- Camera: I call driving!
- Dodecahedron: I'll drive. I'm good at it.
- Napkin: I guess I'll be in charge of the cogs.
- All 4 teams slide down
- Brownie: It's cold.
- Lamp: Oh come on, it's not that cold!
- Bowling Ball: I hate snow! Snow stinks!
- Alarm Clock: B.B! Without snow, there would not be cold!
- Computery: True.
- Lemonade falls out
- Eggy: AAAAAHHHHH!
- Eggy gets Lamp
- Lamp: Hi Eggy!
- Eggy: Grrrrr...
- Eggy gets Brownie
- Brownie: Yay! Eggy's here!
- Eggy gets Camera
- Eggy: Bababababa!
- Camera: I don't understand... say, WHERE'S LEMONADE!?
- Eggy points back a little bit
- Lamp: OH NO!
- Lemonade suddenly appears
- Camera: What the?
- Rubber: Napkin! Don't sleep!
- Thread: Yeah!
- Cough Drop: "Achoo!" "Choo!"
- Candle: Oh, I hope you don't get a cold.
- Radio: Team! We're almost there!
- Team Green crosses the finish line
- Team Blue also crosses
- Nintendo: So team red and yellow are left. Who will be UFE?
- Team Red: NOT US!
- Team Red is shown to have crossed the finish line
- Nintendo Ultimate: So Team Yellow, welcome to the elimination. The prizes are balloons, so vote.
- Lemonade: I vote for me.
- Camera: Sorry, Brownie, I vote for you.
- Eggy Shows a picture of Lamp and rips it in half
- Brownie: Lampy!
- Lamp: I vote for Eggy, he's the weakest.
- Nintendo Ultimate: Oh yeah, also vote for who should win the prize.
- Brownie: Eggy!
- Lamp: Eggy, I feel bad for him.
- Camera: Eggy. He saved our team!
- Eggy shows a picture of Brownie
- Lemonade: Eggy.
- Nintendo Ultimate: So likes first, Lamp, Lemonade, Camera, you guys got no likes.
- Lamp: Dang it!
- Camera: Awwww...
- Nintendo Ultimate: Eggy, sorry to tell you that you... WON THE PRIZE!
- Eggy spins the wheel and it lands on "take someone's arms away."
- Nintendo Ultimate: Eggy, since you cannot talk. I'll randomize it.
- The computerized wheel lands on Dodecahedron
- Everyone: "Gasp!"
- Dodecahedron's arms vanish
- The screen on a TV shows that Camera had no votes, Eggy, Lemonade & Brownie had a vote, and Lamp had 2.
- Lamp: What!? Oh no!
- Lamp is thrown in the capsule
Episode 4: Rodeo Rascals
- Candle: Ahhh... I'm so happy Lamp is gone, she was so annoying!
- Dodecahedron: I agree. She also was a braggart.
- Rubber: Guys, be nice! Lamp was nice, so you should too.
- Nintendo: Okay, everyone gather! Our next challenge is to hold onto a robot bill. The two teams that lose all their members first are UFE. 3, 2, 1, GO!!! Wait, Team Red and Blue, you guys need one person to sit out.
- Radio: I'll sit out, I don't have arms.
- Napkin: I need a break.
- Nintendo: GO!!!
- Brownie is flung off
- Brownie: AAAAHHHH!!!
- Camera grabs onto Eggy's leg
- The bill flings Beachball and Sunscreen off
- Sunscreen: Oh mother...
- Nintendo: Time for the gimmicks.
- The bill starts spinning upside down as well, causing (in order), Camera, Rubber, Thread, Febreze, Bowling Ball, Eggy, Alarm Clock, Cough Drop, and Candle to fall off
- Dodecahedron and Computery look at each other in terror
- Bugspray falls
- Nintendo: So, Team Red is UFE.
- Dodecahedron: OH NO!
- Dodecahedron is bucked off
- Lemonade: Hey, I-
- Dodeahedron knocks Lemonade off
- Nintendo: So, Team Yellow, you also lose.
- Nintendo Ultimate: Team Red, welcome to your first elimination. Vote for who gets the prize.
- Radio: Definately Febreze.
- Sunscreen: I vote for Bugspray.
- Beachball: Bugspray.
- Febreze: I guess Radio.
- Bugspray: Febreze, he's SO dreamy.
- Nintendo Ultimate: So we got a tie between Bugspray and Febreze.
- Nintendo Ultimate spins a wheel and it lands on Febreze
- Febreze spins a wheel and it lands on "Immuninty into final 14."
- Febreze is thrown by a claw into a portal
- Nintendo Ultimate: So, Team Red, vote somebody out.
- Sunscreen: I vote for Radio, he's not in our alliance.
- Beachball: Radio.
- Bugspray: Me! Wait, my mista-
- Radio: Bugsparay.
- Febreze: "Sigh", Bugspray.
- The claw grabs Febreze
- Nintendo Ultimate: Febreze is immune, so he's safe. Same with Beachball, she got no votes!
- Beachball is thrown a knife but it pops her
- Nintendo Ultimate: Okay, Sunscreen got no votes, while Bugspray... is......... ELIMINATED WITH 3 VOTES!!
- Bugspray: WHAT!? No!
- Bugspray is thrown into The Rest- Room
- Sunscreen avoids her knife while Radio catches his
- Nintendo Ultimate: Team Yellow, you're finished.
- Camera: WAIT! I VOLUNTEER TO BE ELIMINATED!!!
- Everyone Else: "Gasp".
- Camera goes into the rest-room.
- Nintendo: Well, that was quick, so see you all next time!!
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