Campfire: There is lava on the ground! I thought this was a kiddies' obstacle course! Wait a minute, I'm used to fire.
Australia Flag: That's supposed to make it more challenging, mate.
Rubik's Cube: Help me! I'm about to sink!
Campfire: I've got you.
S'more: I'm back evewybody! owo
Campfire: I thought you ran off crying.
S'more: *Runs off crying again*
Campfire: I just said I thought you ran off crying!
Meanwhile at the adults' obstacle course,
Protein Bar: I can beat you, Thanos! I'm faster AND stronger than you are!
Thanos: Shut up. I'm smaller, stronger AND quicker than you are!
Yoghurt: TOUS DE VOUS FERMEZ! (Translation: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!)
Protein Bar: That's right Yoghurt! I am stronger than Thanos!
Yoghurt: C'est Madame Yoghurt.
Thanos: No! She said that I'm stronger than you!
Yoghurt: Obtenez ces muscles chocolatés de mon visage! (Translation: Get those chocolatey muscles out of my face!)
Protein Bar: Oh no! The finish line is miles away! And we only have 5 Minutes left! See ya never, Thanos! *Runs off*
Thanos: *Autistic screeching*
Australia Flag: Time's up! And the winner is Protein Bar.
Meanwhile at the Kiddies' obstacle course...
Rubik's Cube: Shouldn't you kind of apologise to S'more?
Campfire: Why? I said to her that I thought she ran off crying.
Rubik's Cube: I know, but, she's only 6! And you're her crush!
Campfire: You're kinda embarrassing me. And I'm 7.
Rubik's Cube: I am too. I know, but....
Australia Flag: Time's up! Well, there isn't a winner so I'm just gonna pick a random one. S'more wins!
S'more: Yay! :3
Rubik's Cube: Well, at least she's happy now.
Australia Flag: Alright mates, next challenge. Everybody get into your groups! The next challenge will be swimming. Outside!
Protein Bar: Outside? The sun will roast me!
Thanos: Then that will make me the strongest contestant on Battle For Pain! *Laughs evilly*
Protein Bar: No it won't. I'll be alive again in the next part!
Australia Flag: Oh yeah, and for the kiddies, a paddling pool!
Campfire: A paddling pool? The three of us can't fit in it! And the water will burn me.
Trollface: Yeah! What he said!
Australia Flag: Yes, but I don't want the youngest contestants to drown. Alright everybody, start swimming in 3, 2, 1, go!
S'more: I wove paddwing pools! But not as much as I wove Campfiwe!
Rubik's Cube: Isn't that sweet?
Campfire: Yeah, right. Less talking, more paddling!
Australia Flag: Oh yeah, did I forget to mention, volleyballs will be thrown at you, mates.
Yoghurt: Quel? *Volleyball bounces* Aie!
Protein Bar: Ouch!
Campfire: This is useless! A paddling pool for the kiddies? Who does he think we are? Babies?!
Rubik's Cube: Yeah! We're not babies!
Campfire: Rubik's Cube and I demand you to take the paddling pool away!
Australia Flag: No can do, mates. I don't want you two to drown in a big pool. Or burn. (The burning part is just for Campfire.)
S'more: I wove the paddwing pool!
Australia Flag: That's the spirit, S'more!
Yoghurt: Je détese cette piscine! L'eau est tellement salée! Mon pays a de meilleures piscines! (Translation: I hate this pool! The water is so salty! My country has better pools!)
Protein Bar: That's right! I'm almost at the end of the pool!
To be continued....