Team Epic (S1)
The Grand Slams (c) (S2)


S1 - The Arena of Death
S2 - TBA


S1 - 16th
S2 - TBA


Nickel, Suitcase, Pickle, Balloon, Marshmallow, Lightbulb


Knife, Trophy, Paper, Suitcase (Alternate Reality Show)

Baseball, labeled The Large And In Charge, is a male contestant in Inanimate Insanity.

He was placed as a member of Team Epic on Inanimate Insanity and is the team captain of The Grand Slams on Inanimate Insanity II.

About Baseball

Baseball is fairly quiet and is a very intelligent character. He was eliminated in episode 3 of Season 1, and placed last in the season, in Season 2 he became Team Captain of the Grand Slams and is currently still in the game.

Despite being very sociable, he doesn't seem to like people calling him fat and or kick them if they do.

Fan fiction

Human Names

  • William Parker (TadashiRaiden/CrystallizedPastel)
  • Baker Ballkewitz (Doomes.desean)
  • Bryce Harper (NLG)
  • Lance Berkman (MrFlamerBoy)
  • Bruce Baker (BrownFamily1108)
  • Jeffrey "Jeff" Mason (KittyFan2004)
  • Benjamin "Westward" Joltsen (GameboyNextGeneration)
  • Brent Teague (Opinduver)
  • Barney Dinosaur ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<Don't use this, Nemo and ScribbledEggs.
  • Bradley Gibbs (Ze Tossere)
  • Tim Harding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<Don't use this, Nemo and ScribbledEggs.
  • Benday Harris (ZanyWays217)

Where Baseball is From

  • New Hope, Minnesota (KittyFan2004)
  • Waco, Texas (MrFlamerBoy)
  • Baltimore, Maryland (Ze Tossere)
  • Springwood, NSW, Australia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<Don't use this, Nemo and ScribbledEggs.


  • January 18, 1994 (U4Again)
  • February 20, 1998 (KittyFan2004)
  • November 24, 1995 (Ze Tossere)
  • February 1, 1978 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)<Don't use this, Nemo and ScribbledEggs.
  • December 17, 1983 (MasterPad773)
  • September 13, 1982 (TheGamerAlex2004)
  • March 6 1999 (ZanyWays217)
  • August 1, 1997 (BattleForBFDIFan4)


  • He's the first Inanimate Insanity character ever created.
  • Baseball was the first character to be confirmed to be in Inanimate Insanity Season 2.
  • He is usually called fat by the other competitors. This is strange consitting most of the balls charaters are the same size as Baseball
  • He is the widest contestant in Inanimate Insanity.
  • Baseball sizes change from seasons. In Inanimate Insanity II, he was way bigger than the first season.
  • He is the lowest ranking contestant in Inanimate Insanity due to Paper rejoining in episode 10.
    • He is also the lowest ranking male armless contestant in the first season.