Team Epic (S1)
The Grand Slams (S2)


S1 - The Arena of Death
S2 - TBA


S1 - 16th (last place)
S2 - TBA



Baseball, labeled The Large And In Charge, is a male contestant in Inanimate Insanity.

He was placed as a member of Team Epic on Inanimate Insanity and is the team captain of The Grand Slams on Inanimate Insanity II.

About Baseball

Baseball is fairly quiet and is a very intelligent character. He was eliminated in episode 3 of Season 1, and placed last in the season, in Season 2 he became Team Captain of the Grand Slams and is currently still in the game.

Despite being very sociable, he doesn't seem to like people calling him fat and or kick them if they do.


Human Names

  • William Parker (TadashiRaiden/CrystallizedPastel)
  • Baker Ballkewitz (Doomes.desean)
  • Bryce Harper (NLG)
  • Lance Berkman (MrFlamerBoy)
  • Bruce Baker (BrownFamily1108)
  • Brandon Mason (KittyFan2004)
  • Benjamin "Westward" Joltsen (GameboyNextGeneration)
  • Brent Teague (Opinduver)
  • Barney Dinosaur ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Bradley Gibbs (Ze Tossere)
  • Tim Harding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Benday Harris (ZanyWays217)
  • Brandon Pitcher (Hanjax70)

Where Baseball is From

  • New Hope, Minnesota (KittyFan2004)
  • Waco, Texas (MrFlamerBoy)
  • Baltimore, Maryland (Ze Tossere)
  • Springwood, NSW, Australia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • New York City, New York (Hanjax70)


  • January 18, 1994 (U4Again)
  • February 20, 1998 (KittyFan2004)
  • March 7th 1978 (Jeremiah Santana)
  • November 24, 1995 (Ze Tossere)
  • February 1, 1978 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • December 17, 1983 (MasterPad773)
  • September 13, 1982 (TheGamerAlex2004)
  • March 6 1999 (ZanyWays217)
  • August 1, 1997 (BattleForBFDIFan4)
  • January 30, 1998 (Hanjax70)


  • He's the first Inanimate Insanity character ever created.
  • Baseball was the first character to be confirmed to be in Inanimate Insanity Season 2.
  • He is usually called fat by the other competitors. This is strange consisting most of the balls characters are the same size as Baseball
  • He is the widest contestant in Inanimate Insanity.
  • Baseball sizes change from seasons. In Inanimate Insanity II, he was way bigger than the first season.
  • He is the lowest ranking contestant in Inanimate Insanity due to Paper rejoining in episode 10.
    • He is also the lowest ranking male armless contestant in the first season.


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