"Oh,Bozo brain. Baguette is up here!" - Snowball

This user/object cannot speak English/Can speak English, but might not be understood clearly. Best use a translator to help understand him/her better.

Specifically:Speaks French,not in episode 12 and 13

Not to be confused with the BFDI camp by carykh, BAGUETTE.

Baguette is a contestant in Brawl of the Objects. He only speaks French so whenever he speaks, he requires subtitles, which are apparently sentient themselves, and are friends with Baguette.

But in Episode 12, when he was eliminated, he confessed that he actually doesn't speak French.


Baguette is a bit of a loner, he doesn't get along very well with the others. However, this is because of a major lingual barrier. Baguette can speak French and English, and relies on Subtitle to translate his words for him (only if he talks in French). Despite this, he has made a few friends, especially in Boat, who is the only person who's attempted to learn French. Said above, it was all revealed that he actually uses French stereotypes to trick everyone into believing that he can only speak French and admitted that before he got eliminated, he is rarely nice to contestants and has a competitive nature. Baguette is quite full of himself and frequently insults and even harms other contestants.


Human Names

  • Bernard Dion (KittyFan2004)
  • Dennis Olxa (ImFictionalAdmin)
  • Mr. Bready (MixelsFan1973)

Where Baguette is From

  • Nice, France (KittyFan2004)
  • Paris, France (U4Again)
  • Tours, France (AlexStarfy14)
  • Southen Paris,The Southern Gokiy Islands
  • Quebec, Canada (MixelsFan1973)


  • July 8, 1985 (KittyFan2004)
  • January 29, 1996 (U4Again)
  • June 11, 1998 (AlexStarfy14)
  • March 24, 1990 (MixelsFan1973)


  • He's friends with Boat, and his own subtitles.
  • He is so far the only character who speaks French, besides from the other ones, who are French Fry, Luxe (FF's father)and Croissant.
  • In episode 12 it is revealed he has been faking his french stuff.  
  • He speaks Canadian French, because in regular French Watermelon (in episode 7, the French test part) is "pastèque" but he says "Melon D'eau", which is Canadian French.
    • This must mean he's actually from Canada, not France. Another piece of evidence is the poutine he served as his dish in "If You Can't Take The Heat," a Canadian dish. 
  • He's one of Enzo's favorite BOTO characters, along with Boombox and Pinecone.
  • Baguette is the only contestant on BOTO to fluently speak a language other than English.
    • However, Boat might be fluent after learning from him.


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