Hello everyone! This is the first ever episode of Battle For The Earth (BFTE.) Featuring 30 country contestants, from China to South Korea and more. So, with out further a do, ENJOY!
Japan: UGH, I am so bored, nothing to do, there isn't even anything I can make.
United States: You can say that again, I have had my states and territories ever since 1787, and now, I CAN NOT EVEN GET ANYMORE LAND
North Korea: Well, at least I might have land by the end of the 21st century.
Japan & United States: *Glares at North Korea then burst in laughter*
Japan: OMG, YEAH, LIKE IF THAT WILL EVER COME TRUE!!!!!
North Korea: :| WELL, I, UH, YOU WILL SEE!