Welcome to the official Battle for the Entire World page!
Here are the current contestants: Bubble, Pen, Soap, Balloon, Lightbulb, Soccer Ball, Clock (OO), Candy, Bocce Ball, Journal, Quince, Mountainy, Headset, Smartie, Diary
As well as the eliminated ones: Spongy (18th), Minecraftian (17th), and Frame-by-Frame (16th)
And the host... Four!
18 contestants will be competing for the entire Earth in this fanfiction-object show!
BFTEW 1a: Awkward Team Picking
Four: Hello, everyone! Welcome to BFTEW
Candy: You got it right on the EW part! My stripes are fading!
Four: Shut up or i'll screech you!
Four: Okay! That's it!
*Four screeches Candy*
Soccer Ball: That suits her right!
*Four screeches Soccer Ball*
Four: I'll take care of them later, but now we need to make teams!
Lightbulb: OK! I'm the team captain!
*Four screeches Lightbulb*
Four: No, you're not! I already have 2 in mind!
Four: And they are...
Journal: I would make a great team captain!
Smartie: No you wouldn't you imbecile!
Diary: Would you like.. hurry up?
Four: rrrreee... Pen and Soap.
*four revives Soccer Ball, Candy, and Lightbulb*
Candy: Who cares anyways?
Spongy: Awww.. I wannida bee da teem cappin...
Four: Would all of you shut up?!! Anyways.. Pen gets to pick first.
Pen: Umm... none of my buddies are here... I have no idea... oh whatever Headset come over here.
Headset: YEAAHHH BOIII!!!!
Four: Now you, Soap.
Soap: Lightbulb, I know her the best.
Headset: Definitely Minecraftian! His graphics may stink but he has potential.
Lightbulb: Maybe Bubble.. she seems nice.
Minecraftian: Mountainy you're with me.
Bubble: Match and Poincil aren't here so I pick Spongy, he has played with Match before so why not?
Mountainy: Frame by Frame, we need all of the BFTROR contestants here!
FBF: I'm so excited to start!
Spongy: I pick Bocce Ball, she probably feels the same poin as moi!
Bocce Ball: THANKS for complementing me (sarcastically)
Frame by Frame: Smartie, we need brains over here!
Smartie: Good choice.
Bocce Ball: Quince, for the same reason as Spongy.
Quince: Oh come on, I'm not THAT fat...
Smartie: Clock, the smarter the better!
Quince: OK, if everyone thinks bigger is better then I choose Soccer Ball.
Soccer Ball: TIME TO OWN THE WORLD!!!
Four: Four contestants need to be chosen!
Clock: Journal, she seems nice.
Everyone on Clock's team: NOOOOO!!!!
Soccer Ball: Diary is the best contestant out of everyone else so she can come with us!
Diary: Okay, then.
Journal: YAY CANDY YOU CAN COME WITH US!!!
Smartie: Clock, what have you done?
Clock: It doesn't matter it's just a game.
Smartie: TO GET THE WHOLE WORLD!!
Four: And that means that Soap's team gets Balloon.
Balloon: Uh oh..
Diary: Don't you.. like.. mess up weirdo!
Four: Now you two teams need team names!
Pen: Okay what about the cool guys!
Pen: Okay... The Cool Guys and Girls?
Headset: No, Da Kewl Gamerz!
Smartie: Absolutely not, we should be The Brains!
Clock: I like it!
Pen: Yeah let's stick with my name!
Journal: THE CHICKEN NUGGETS
Four: Okay, you are the chicken nuggets.
Smartie: Sometimes I really hate you, Clock.
Lightbulb: How about the epic lights?
Soap: How about we don't reuse old names?!!
Bocce Ball: How about I honestly don't know?
Spongy: The Soakers!
Diary: That name like, honestly makes me sick!
Quince: We can be the sickos.
Soccer Ball: No, Team Sports are Great is better!
Balloon: Sports stink!
Soccer Ball: That's what you say, wimp!
Four: That's it, if you can't come up with a name then I will name you. You are the Stale Breadcrumbs!
Bubble: Oi noi! That is toirrible!
Quince: This is not fit for a millionaire, but whatever.
Four: Well, those are the teams! See you later!
BFTEW 1b - Sleep or Get Screeched
Four: Hello everyone, and welcome to your first challenge!
Headset: Are we playing Fortnite?
Four: If you say that word one more time I will screech you.
Headset: What about mine-
*Four screeches Headset*
Minecraftian: Hey, why did you do that?!
Minecraftian: After all, Minecraft is good.
Soccer Ball: No, Minecraft is for nerds like you!
Four: Be quiet all of you! Today's contest is to sleep the longest and I will try to wake you up.
Balloon: And how will you do that?
Four: Pen, Spongy, and Bubble! You know the drill!
Bubble: Oh noi!
Pen: Please I don't want to be screeched!
Four: Well too bad. The contestant that is asleep the longest and his/her whole team will be safe.
Candy: Don't screech me! Beauty sleep helps my stripes have a more vibrant color!
Soap: Nobody cares about your stripes... at least if they are dirty.
Four: Okay, each of you eat all of the turkey that's over there and then the competition will start!
Spongy: YAY FOOD!!! IT'S LIKE A DREAM!!!
Four: Oh, also I need to revive Headset
*Four revives Headset*
Bocce Ball: Umm.. so we have to eat.. all of this?
Smartie: Were you even listening? You can eat as much as you want!
Bocce Ball: Oh, okay.
*1/4 of the turkey is gone*
Spongy: Ughhh. oim full.
Bubble: So am oi.
Diary: Yuck! I like, so hate turkey!
*Journal shoves turkey into Diary's mouth*
Clock: Uh oh... why did you do that? It will make Diary sleepier and her team will win!
Smartie: This is still all your fault!
Clock: Well you were the one who picked me!
*1/2 of the turkey is gone*
Mountainy: Turkey isn't that good... but I have to eat it for the sake of my team.
FBF: Don't eat the turkey! That is murdering, murderer!
Mountainy: But the turkey is already dead...
Spongy: Uh oh... oi feel sick...
Quince: Don't... you... dare..
*Spongy throws up the turkey*
Quince: Gosh dang it!
Diary: Ewww! Some of it just got on me! Spongy is such a disgusting slob!
Spongy: Hoi, that's moin!
Diary: Oh would you like, just be quiet?!
*All of the turkey is gone*
Four: Okay, are you all feeling sleepy?
Four: Well now just wait a few hours and watch the magic happen.
*3 hours later*
Four: Wow, everyone is asleep. Time to make my first screech!
*Diary and Lightbulb wake up*
Diary: Oh great, why didn't I just eat more turkey?
Lightbulb: Well I think we can still win this! Stale Breadcrumbs for the win!
*Balloon wakes up*
Balloon: Yeah! Oh.. great. I just woke up!
Four: Man, you guys are all miserable.
Diary: Yeah, Balloon! I told you not to, like, mess up!
Balloon: Okay... sorry.
Four: Okay, I will screech again. Oh also, take these earmuffs.
*Four gives Balloon, Diary, and Lightbulb earmuffs*
*Mountainy and Frame by Frame wake up*
FBF: Good job, murderer!
Mountainy: I didn't even eat the turkey! Plus, it's dead!
FBF: Whatever, huge pile of rock.
Lightbulb: So, how does it feel to fail?
Mountainy: Shut up! Besides, we're winning!
Four: Okay, I will do another screech now!
Mountainy: OH NO!!!
Four: Here are some earmuffs, and don't panic like that!
*Four gives Mountainy and Frame by Frame earmuffs*
*Quince, Headset, and Journal wake up*
Quince: Yay, we're tied!
Headset: Aw, man! My dream had such good graphics and you ruined it, you noob!
Four: I hate you so much Headset...
*Headset, Quince, and Journal are knocked out, and Smartie wakes up*
Four: Oops, forgot to give Quince and Journal earmuffs
Smartie: Why didn't Clock wake up?
FBF: You idiot, now we're losing!
Smartie: Four, give us earmuffs, and take FBF's away!
Four: No! I won't take FBF's earmuffs off! And here is your earmuffs!
*Four gives Smartie earmuffs*
*Spongy, Bocce Ball, and Soap wake up*
Soap: Wha?!! What happened?! Are we winning?
Diary: No, thanks to you!
Spongy: Stop being so moin!
*Diary mocks Spongy*
Soap: Hey Four, can we have those earmuffs too? Oh and remove any germs or dirt.
Four: Okay, here are your earmuffs.
*Four gives Spongy, Bocce Ball, and Soap earmuffs*
Soap: Hey, you didn't sanitize them!
Soap: Well at least I'm not knocked out.
*Bubble and Minecraftian wake up*
Bubble: Hoi gois!
Minecraftian: Hey, it looks like us pros are winning!
Smartie: We're not "pros" we're just smart.
Minecraftian: Smarty shmarty nobody cares.
Bubble: Hoi, are we woinning?
Balloon: No, sadly. Only Soccer Ball is still sleeping, but on the chicken nuggets, there are still 3 contestants left!
Bubble: Oh noi!
Bocce Ball: It could be worse...
Spongy: But oi wanddid da whole world!
Lightbulb: It's okay, Spongy! We might do better next time!
Four: Okay time to screech!
*Four gives Bubble and Minecraftian earmuffs*
*Pen and Candy wake up*
Candy: NOOOO!!! My beauty sleep!
Pen: Awww.. we lost!
Smartie: We're still safe pen, and boy am I glad clock isn't awake so he can't talk to me.
Journal: Clock is fun!
Smartie: SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND
Journal: Clock is fun!
Smartie: Help me, please!
Soap: Hey, we have a chance! Just one more screech is all we need to know who wins!
Four: And that screech is on its way!
*Four gives Candy and Pen earmuffs*
*Soccer Ball wakes up*
Soccer Ball: What did I just do?
Diary: Congratulations, we lost thanks to you!
Four: And Clock will probably wake up in a little while.
Smartie: He better not!
Four: Anyways, Stale Breadcrumbs, you are up for elimination!
Four: As for the viewers, vote on who you think deserves to leave BFTEW! See you next time!
BFTEW 2: Climb It or Lose It
Four: Well, I decided to make a new schedule where I will make a new episode each day, but first we need to eliminate a Stale Breadcrumbs member!
*Everyone is at the elimination center*
Four: Okay, we recieved 3 votes today.
Balloon: THEY ARE ALL ME JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!
Four: Actually, you got no votes. Here is your cement piece.
*Throws cement at Balloon and it pops him*
*Four revives Balloon*
Four: The other contestants with 0 votes are...
Lightbulb: It has to be me!
Soccer Ball: Yeah, since I'm so awesome I probably have 0 votes!
Four: You are both correct! The contestants with no votes are you two, Balloon, Diary, Quince, Bubble, and Soap.
*Four throws cement blocks at all of them*
Four: And speaking of Quince...
*Four revives Quince, Journal, and Headset*
Spongy: Whadda bout uzz? Whaddid we get?
Four: You and Bocce Ball both tied with 1 vote, but there is something else that I need to tell you.
Bocce Ball: Yeah, you are.. eliminating me.. because you hate me...
Four: No, actually someone voted to have the contestants vote!
Four: And that person is Lacale!
Four: I will spin the tie spinner to see who will get eliminated!
Spongy: Eviebuddy wibby sad if oi get ewimminadid
Four: I'm sorry to say this.. but.. Spongy, you have been eliminated. You may have been my favorite character, but it has been decided.
Spongy: NOOO!!! I wish.. dat people wood stop hading moi becois oim fat!
*Four kicks Spongy to the moon into the Elimination Moon Base*
Soap: Wait, you kicked him to the moon? I bet germs live there but we can't see them.. *shivers*
Four: I am sure this has been a sad elimination, but it's what has to be done. Today's competition is to climb to the top of a giant tree! Whoever wins will have him/her and his/her team become immune to elimination.
Pen: Good thing Spongy is eliminated, well his fatness would cause him to lose anyways.
Candy: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!!
Pen: NO!!! I was talking about Spongy!
Diary: That lob of muck?
Pen: Yeah, him.
Diary: Yeah, I'm so relieved he is gone.
Bubble: Well, oi koinda loiked him...
Diary: Don't get me started on you Bubble...
Headset: HEY FOUR ARE WE PLAYING FORTNITE TODAY?!!
Four: NO! For the last time we are not playing that dumb game!
Headset: Ok... *sniff* I'll go hide in a corner with Minecraftian...
Four: No, you won't! In fact, you won't do the contest!
Four: Because you don't have arms.
Four: So that means that Clock, Smartie, Headset, Bocce Ball, Quince, Mountainy, Frame by Frame, and Soccer Ball won't be competing.
Smartie: Dang it! I have to hang here with Clock while Journal gets to do the comoetition!
Clock: Stop saying stuff about me!
Four: 3...2....1... ANNOUNCER SPEAKER!!
Diary: Hey, don't trick us like that!!!
FBF: Sexist! The announcer is a boy!!!
Four: Be quiet, and FBF, stop calling everything sexist!
Four: 3... 2... 1.... CLIMB!!!!
Journal: I CAN CLIMB
*Journal hits her head on the tree*
Smartie: I can't even bear to watch
Soap: Okay, climbing, climbing, AHHH!!! MOSS!!!!!
*Soap falls down the tree and hits Balloon on the head, popping him*
Four: I can't revive people all day!
*Four revives Balloon*
Diary: Hey, can you both, like, do something useful?
Soap: B-but th-the m-m-m-m
Diary: Okay, I'll carry you. Let's get this over with.
Bubble: Umm.. oi'll do thois on moi own, oi don't woinna get poipped!
Lightbulb: Okay, I'll climb with Diary, we should all stick together!
Balloon: Hey, umm.. Bubble.
Bubble: Whoit, Balloin?
Balloon: We should both climb together like the rest of our team is, because we are both delicate so we probably can't hurt each other, right?
*The Stale Breadcrumbs are winning*
Candy: I can't believe this, we are outnumbered by 1 even though they have a smaller team!
Minecraftian: Well, we have too many legless members, we should have picked better.
Headset: GASP! How dare you say that, noob!
Minecraftian: No! I didn't mean it!
Headset: That's it, I hate minecraft! Fortnite is the MLG way to go!
Minecraftian: Sigh, another person lost to fortnite.
Journal: FORTNITE IS FUN!
Minecraftian: Yeah, Clock? Why did you do this to us?
Clock: Ughh.. not this again...
Candy: How about we focus on climbing! Soap, Diary, and Lightbulb are 3/4 the way there!
Minecraftian: And I am 2 feet off the ground!
*Bubble and Balloon look down*
Balloon: Are they seriously just gonna stand there the whole time?
Bubble: Let's hoirry! Moincraftian is catching oip!
Lightbulb: How are you all doing?
Journal: GREAT, LIGHTY BULB!
Lightbulb: Not, you! The rest of my team!
Soap: Your team? I made it!
Lightbulb: That's not what I meant.
Minecraftian: Yes! 12 feet off of the ground!
Candy: Pen, would you be so kind as to HELP ME UP?!!
Pen: Oh,, YEAH! Got it!
Four: Hmm.. it looks like the Stale Breadcrumbs have 20 feet left to go!
Diary: Woah! We are so, like, high!
*Soap is dizzy*
Soap: Oh, yeah... I am feeling high at the same time I am high up!
Diary: AIM AT THE CHICKEN NUGGETS!
*Diary points Soap at the Chicken Nuggets*
Candy: NOOO!! MY STRIPES WON'T BE CLEAN FOR WEEKS!!!
Minecraftian: UGHH!! WE'RE COVERED IN FORTNITE!!
Journal: YUMMY! TURKEY!!
Candy: Okay, Journal, that's absolutely disgusting.
Pen: Hmm.. it actually does taste like turkey.. Oh yeah, we all ate that turkey yesterday.
Candy: I hate you all.
Minecraftian: Oh yeah, and by the way I am back on the ground, and the Stale Breadcrumbs are like 5 feet away from the top.
Everyone on the Chicken Nuggets: WHAT?!!!'
*Lightbulb, Diary, and Soap get to the top*
Lightbulb: How about that, teamwork!
Soap: And.. blaugh! 5 pounds of HEULEGH! Turkey...
Diary: Okay, you can STOP vomiting!
Bbble: Hoi! We woin!
Balloon: Okay, Four, what do we do now?
Four: I will teleport you all.
*Four teleports the Stale Breadcrumbs to the ground*
Everyone on the Stale Breadcrumbs: TEAMWORK!!!
Smartie: All we have is a bunch of imbeciles, Me, and Journal.
Candy: It.. is not... what you think..
Smartie: What do you mean... OHH THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!
Four: Well, this episode has been pretty disgusting, but the Chicken Nuggets lost.
Four: So we need you, the viewers, to decide who will get eliminate next! Vote below on who deserves to leave BFTEW!
BFTEW 3: Pandemic Strikes!
Four: Hello, everyone!
Four: And welcome... to... BFTEW!
Pen: Yeah, let's get to the elimination already.
Four: Oh, right!
*Everyone is at the elimination area*
Four: Okay, this time we received 10 votes! More than 3x episode 2's votes! Thanks for voting, and remember to continue!
Clock: Yeah, yeah! Who got no votes?
Four: Before I tell you that, I want to tell you the prize you will all receive.
Headset: IS IT AN XBOX 1-X?!!
Four: No, Headset! It is pie!
FBF: I'm glad you're using female characters!
Four: Okay, now you're just being a feminist! Oh and the flavor of pie is key lime.
Candy: Ew, key lime pie will ruin my-
Mountainy: Your dumb stripes, yeah we get it!
Clock: I just wanna know the votes already!
Four: Well, okay. Pen, Mountainy, Frame by Frame, Journal, and you all got 0 votes. Here is your pie.
*Four throws pie at everyone with 0 votes*
Candy: Good thing I didn't get any!
Minecraftian: I hope Headset loses!
Headset: MINECRAFT IS FOR NOOOBS!!!
Four: Be quiet, you idiots! The contestants with 1 vote are Candy and Smartie.
*Four throws pie at Candy and Smartie*
Smartie: What?! Clock got pie first?!!
Candy: Ew!! It got onto my-
Mountainy: BEAUTIFUL OH SO PRECIOUS STRIPES!
Candy: I just can't believe you all...
Four: Now, who will be eliminated?!!
Journal: CHICKEN NUGGET!
Four: Actually, Minecraftian is eliminated with 4 votes. Headset, here is your pie, although I would rather YOU get eliminated.
*Four throws pie at Headset*
Minecraftian: WHAT THE BLOCK?!!
Headset: And it's all because i'm so, like, MLG pro!
*Four kicks Minecraftian to the EMB*
Four: Now, we all want to know what the competition is.
Candy: It's something that will ruin my-
Mountainy: Useless patches of red.
Candy: .... isn't it.
Bocce Ball: To be honest, nobody cares about your stripes. They don't make you any smarter, or stronger.
Bubble: YOI, LOIK MOI!
Bocce Ball: Umm.. not exactly.
Balloon: Oh, don't listen to her!
Four: The contest is to survive a hawaiitis pandemic for 30 minutes! The team with the most members left in the end wins!
Four: Oh and by the way, since I hate you SO dang much, Headset, you have the honor of getting it first.
Pen: What?!! Unfair! Our team will have a disadvantage!
Diary: Boo, hoo!
Headset: Well, I guess it's time to say
*Four gives Headset hawaiitis*
Headset: ALOHA HAWAII!
Lightbulb: EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
Soap: AHHH!! If I have hawaiitis, I will take mudbaths! Yuck!
Diary: If you, like,put it that way..
Quince; Uh.. guys.. what's on my back?
Headset: Say aloha, Quince!
*Headset bites Quince*
Quince: Owww! You ripped out a chunk of my HULA SKIRT!
Bubble: MOIK IT SOP!
Four: It's already 3 minutes in!
Candy: Hey Headset, can you please not bite me? It could ruin my-
Mountainy: FLOWER NECKLACE!
*Mountainy and Headset bite Candy*
Candy: Let's all do the hula!
Journal: BITE ME!! I MIGHT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
*Candy bites Journal*
Journal: WE ARE THE SEAGULL NUGGETS!!
Soap: Sea..sea... BLP
Diary: Okay please don't do this again, wait!
*Diary throws Soap at Journal and she bites her*
Diary: There, I saved us.
Soccer Ball: From what?
Bocce Ball: Yeah, that wasn't very-
*Soap and Journal bite Bocce Ball*
Bocce Ball: Hawaiian!
Four: Twenty minutes left to survive!
Soccer Ball: Just take me... I can't go an any-
*Bubble grabs Soccer Ball*
Bubble: OI HOIF TO DOI THIS!
*Soccer Ball pops Bubble*
Four: Oh also, if you get popped you count as infected.
*Four revives Bubble*
Soccer Ball: So.. heh heh... PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME I WAS JUST JOKI-
*Headset bites Soccer Ball*
Soccer Ball: Let's all take a swim at the beach!
Smartie: There's no beach, moro-
*Soccer Ball bites Smartie*
Clock: Ha! Take that, lose-
*Soccer Ball bites Clock*
Four: Ten minutes left and 5 remain.
Diary: Balloon, Lightbulb! Would you, like, stick together?!! We are winning and we need to keep this stat-
*Clock bites Diary*
Lightbulb: Umm.. yeah! See you later Balloon!
Balloon: NO! DON'T LEAVE M-
*Diary bites Balloon and pops him*
Four: Gosh dang it, Balloon!
*Four revives Balloon*
Lightbulb: So it's 1 vs. 2, eh? Well I can do this! I believe in myself!
*Lightbulb jumps on to Pen and kicks him to Candy*
Pen: What the h-
*Candy bites Pen*
Bocce Ball: Hey, Lightbulb! Wanna do the hula with us?!!
*Lightbulb kicks Bocce Ball over to FBF*
Lightbulb: Now all I have to do is run!
FBF: Oh hey, Bocce Ball! What's that skirt doing the-
*Bocce Ball bites FBF*
Four: Lightbulb! Your team won, with 2 minutes left!
Lightbulb: Yes I did i-
*Mountainy bites Lightbulb*
Four: Well, I guess I'll revive everyone.
*Four revives everybody and nobody has hawaiitis anymore*
Soap: Yes! Lightbulb, thanks for helping us out!
Diary: I wouldn't really say the same for you, though.
Soap: What? Seagulls are absolutely disgusting! They poop and eat, ALL DAY!
Four: In today's episode, Lightbulb had a heroic win! Now for the voting.
Four: Since the Chicken Nuggets lost again, they will be up for elimination. Vote on who you think deserves to leave BFTEW! Screech you next time, viewers!
BFTEW 4: Detasseling Hastle
Four: Hello, viewers! Welcome, to the 4th episode, of BFTEW!
Four: And since the Chicken Nuggets lost, they are up for elimination. Let's show the votes!
*Everyone is at the elimination area*
Journal: CAN I GO
Headset: Yeah, this is dumb. I'd rather play f-
Four: Anyways, we got 7 votes, which is 3 less than last time. Come on, viewers! Tell your friends about BFTEW and ask them to check it out!
Pen: Stop advertising, I want to know if I'm safe.
Four: Well, you are.
*Four throws normal cake at Pen*
Pen: Hey! This is actually normal cake!
Four: Also, Mountainy, Smartie, Clock, and Journal are also safe.
*Four throws cake at everyone who is safe*
Candy: Hey, can I be SAFE for once?
Mountainy: No, because you whine too much about your stripes!
Candy: That's not why, right viewers?!
*Everyone looks at Candy*
Four: The contestants with 1 vote are Headset and Candy.
*Four throws cake at Headset and Candy*
Candy: Hmm.. normal cake.. how suspicious..
Headset: MORE FORTNITE FOR ME!
Four: Shut up about stinking fortnite or I will give you a penalty!
Headset: OK gee-
Four: I'll revive him later, everyone.
FBF: Wait.. everyone else has cake..
Four: And only 2 people voted for the contestants to vote, while you got 3..
FBF: NO! I can fix my mistakes!
Four: It's too late for that, maybe if you didn't call everything sexist you would still be competing.
*Four kicks FBF to the EMB*
Mountainy: Great, I'm the only BFTROR contestant left.
Four: Okay everyone, today's competition is to detassel the most corn in 1 hour. The team with the least corn cobs detasseled is up for elimination.
Bocce Ball: Hey, since I'm big, I should lift up our smaller members so they can detassel!
Soap: Sounds good... AHHH A BUG!!!!
Diary: Eww! Get that, like thing away from me!
Four: Oh yeah and by the way you can start detasseling.
*Four revives Headset*
Quince: Umm.. could I help Bocce Ball?
Soap and Diary: ONLY IF YOU KILL THIS BUG!
*Quince kills bug and gets stung*
Quince: OWWEEE!!! HELP! I'M IN PAIN!
Clock: I'll help!
*Clock kicks Quince and he rolls away*
Smartie: Thanks for being useful!
Clock: Oh, just wait.
*Quince rolls over Smartie*
Smartie: WHY, YOU!
Bubble: Loits detoissel!
Bocce Ball: Okay, up you go!
Balloon: Me too!
Bocce Ball: Okay!
*Bocce Ball lifts up Balloon and Bubble*
*Balloon and Bubble detassel the corn cobs*
Soap: Okay, you too keep it up!
Lightbulb: GO.... STALE BREADCRUMBS!!!
Headset: I'M GONNA MLG PRO YOU, STUPID CORN COB!
*Headset kicks down a corn cob and detassels it*
Lightbulb: Hey, Headset! Can you let us win?
Lightbulb: I'll let you play Fortnite!
Headset: Okay, you have a deal. I'll sit on the ground and play Fortnite while everyone else does work!
Lightbulb: Good talk, Headset!
Soccer Ball: HIYA! HIYA! HIYA!
*Soccer Ball detassels multiple corn cobs*
Candy: Pen! Lift me!
*Candy detassels the corn cob*
Four: Okay, I guess.
*Four revives Smartie*
*Smartie kicks Clock and starts a chain reaction that detassels 10 corn cobs*
Clock: Yeah! Look what I did!
Journal: It was obviously me, dum dums!
Smartie: Oh, sure! TRY to detassel a corn cob!
*Journal falls down*
Four: Halfway through, keep on detasseling!
Quince: Ouch.. my... FOOT!
Diary: I have an idea!
*Diary swings Quince around, detasseling corn cobs*
Diary: We are so like... NOT WINNING!
*Diary sees rows of corn cobs detasseled by Smartie and Clock*
Diary: No, no, no! We are gonna lose!
Lightbulb: Look on the bright side of things! We at least have 16 cobs detasseled.
Balloon: Umm.. sorry to interrupt, but they have 179.
Everyone on the Stale Breadcrumbs: WHAT?!!
Bubble: NOI!!! We can doi this!
Lightbulb: Yes we-
Bocce Ball: Can't!
Lightbulb: Oh, don't be a pessimist!
Bocce Ball: Just face it, we have no chance.
Balloon: Yeah, now it looks like they have 200 of them detasseled.
Four: Only 10 minutes left!
Soccer Ball: Well then what are we waiting for?
Soap: Yeah, stop wasting your - ANOTHER BUG!!!
Quince: Whatever you do, I am not killing it.
Soap: Just do it for the team!
Quince: Absolutely not! A millionaire like me does not go around killing bugs!
Headset: Yay 10 kills! I wonder how my team is doing!
*Headset looks around*
Candy: For once I won't get another piece of disgusting cake or pie!
Four: Time is up, contestants! And it's pretty obvious who won, the Chicken Nuggets.
Journal: YAY WE LOST!!
Four: No, you won.
Journal: I know!
Four: Okay everyone, be prepared for tomorrow, because the Stale Breadcrumbs are up for elimination!
Bubble: Oim so scoired!
Four: And as for the viewers, vote who you think should leave BFTEW, and make sure to tell your friends about this fanfiction! Have a good day, and try not to get screeched!
Four: Hello, viewers! Welcome, to the 5th e... wait, "time break"? not 5th episode?
Ace Book: Yup, creator making episode everyday, but some viewers are busy and can't check everyday, this effects to elimination voting.
Four: Oh... okay, I will change the schedule to every 2 days so people can vote more.
Balloon: Whew, I hope I don't end up with the most votes like I do now.