" I think I know what's going on, you bought Alan, didn't you!" - Golf Ball
Alan was adopted by Extracable06. Henceforth, all rights, continuity, and proper use settings go to Extracable06, who now says what is in-character and what is not in this article's vicinity. Though everyone can edit this article, Extracable06 has the final say on their character from the rules from the Object Show Fanonpedia.