A Spirited Beginning is the first episode in Another Average Object Show.
RLOS: Hello, everyone! Welcome to Another Average Object Show!
Icing Bag: That's the host by the way. If you didn't notice.
Icing Bag shrugs
RLOS: We should meet our contestants. They're all arriving by boat now!
RLOS would walk up to the dock of Goiky
RLOS: And our first contestant; Root Beer!
A boat pulls up, and Root Beer jumps out
Root Beer: burps 'ello, pretty lady... vomits
RLOS: He's a bit of a crackpot.
Root Beer: Love you too.
RLOS: Is he drunk or something? Eh, nevermind. Next contestant!
Another boat pulls up, and Kazuichi jumps out.
Kazuichi: Oh boy. It's YOU! The host!
Kazuichi would pause
Kazuichi: Are you the host?
RLOS: Um, duh. Can you move, quickly? The next contestant is gonna ju-
Kazuichi would be jumped on by Noob
RLOS: Hello, Noob. How do you feel?
RLOS: I'll take that as a no. Next!
Playtime X would jump out
Playtime X: Lets play!
RLOS: Well, you can play THIS game.
Playtime X: Jump rope?
Close up of Playtime X frowning
The boat pulled up, but nobody jumped out
Firey Underwear would appear in front of RLOS, causing them to scream
RLOS: Ugh, nevermind. Next.
Little Boi would inch out of the boat
Little Boi: Uhh, can I take my time? Almost down...
Little Boi would be pushed off the boat by Red Diamond and Gold Marker jumping out
Red Diamond: Hurry up, idiot!
Customer Service runs onto the dock and catches Little Boi
RLOS: Everyone, Little Boi.
Little Boi: Um, hi...
RLOS: Then theres the jocks, Red Diamond and Gold Marker.
Bleach: And me!
Gold Marker: Quiet, idiot. If you don't shut up, we'll drink you.
RLOS: Moving on...
RLOS: AH! Where did you come from?
Texty: I like to pop up every once and a while. Like now.
RLOS: Whatever, next.
The next boat pulls up, with Anime Pie and Onigiri jumping out
Anime Pie: Lets get this over with...
Onigiri: We have the last few seasons of My Hero Academia to watch!
RLOS: Ah, anime fans. How are yo--
Noob pushes RLOS out of the way
Anime Pie and Onigiri swoon
Anime Pie + Onigiri: Kare wa utsukushī! (He's beautiful!)
The next boat pulls up and Thermos jumps out
Thermos: So, this the contest?
RLOS: Yep. Next.
Thermos: Wait, you give those losers an introduction but not me?
RLOS: Yeah, because they're not perverts.
The next boat pulls up, with Cupcake jumping out. She ends up hitting the docks face first. Wheel would poke out of the boat
Wheel: I predicted that would happen.
Cupcake: Not helping...