A Randomized Competition Between Several Objects And Fluff!

Also known as ARCBSOAF.

Contestants

1. Spoon
2. Bowtie
3. Egg
4. Screw
5. Squirt Gun
6. Wrench
7. Carrot
8. Chenille Stick
9. Bar of Soap
10. Handbag
11. Plush Octopus
12. Camera
13. Toy Boat
14. Credit Card
15. Rubber Glove
16. Matchbook
17. Sunscreen
18. Whistle
19. Sunglasses
20. Clock
21. Children's Book
22. Spool of Ribbon
23. Bonesaw
24. Stick
25. Candle
26. Umbrella
27. Feather Duster
28. Baseball Bat
29. Orange
30. Pen
31. Icepick
32. Rocky
33. Gum
34. Safety Goggles
35. Sandglass
36. Sword
37. Spatula
38. Catalogue
39. Letter Opener
40. Toilet Paper
41. Pencil
42. Lime
43. Box of Chocolates
44. Q-tips
45. Magazine
46. Novel
47. Candlestick
48. Thimble
49. Lip Balm
50. Hammer
51. Hairpin
52. Glasses
53. Salt Shaker
54. Pearl Necklace
55. Chili Can
56. Egg Beater
57. Multitool
58. Tissues
59. Earring
60. Ice Cream Carton
61. Rolling Pin
62. Wishbone
63. Bottle of Glue
64. Baseball Cap
65. Nail
66. Spool of Wire
67. Shirt Button
68. Tennis Ball
69. Pasta Strainer
70. Postage Stamp
71. Lightbulb
72. Laser Pointer
73. Teapot
74. Beaded Bracelet
75. Grocery List
76. Jam
77. Hairbrush
78. Comb
79. Water Bottle
80. Steak Knife
81. Syrup Bottle
82. Tennis Racket
83. Nail Polish
84. Canteen
85. Tongs
86. Rubber Band
87. Basketball
88. Dice
89. Scarf
90. Pocketknife
91. Jigsaw
92. Egg Timer
93. Necktie
94. Balloon
95. Gauze
96. Chalk Box
97. Sticker Roll
98. Glitter
99. Marble
100. Bangle
101. Ocarina
102. Garden Spade
103. Wallet
104. Hair Ribbon
105. Lemon
106. Handcuffs
107. Lotion
108. Ornament
109. Pouch
110. Ice Cream Stick
111. Oil
112. Dictionary
113. Change
114. Bowl
115. Packet of Seeds
116. Seashell
117. Penaut Butter
118. Cellphone
119. Trashbag
120. Shopping Bag
121. Whipped Cream
122. Paintbrush
123. Scissors
124. Toilet Paper Tube
125. Whip
126. Fork
127. Coffee Pot
128. Candy Bar
129. Chain
130. Teacup
131. Pinecone
132. Safetypin
133. Cartridge
134. Blowdryer
135. Banana
136. Binoculars
137. Cowboy Hat
138. Ladle
139. Soccer Ball
140. Cookie Tin
141. Can of Beans
142. Toothbrush
143. Craftbook
144. Dagger
145. Frying Pan
146. Map
147. Butter Knife
148. Fishing Hook
149. Wedding Ring
150. Incense Holder
151. Honey
152. Rope
153. Domino
154. Perfume
155. Washcloth
156. Locket
157. Crayon Box
158. Baking Soda
159. Popcorn
160. Wooden Spoon
161. Paperclip
162. Magnifying Glass
163. Notebook
164. Bandana
165. Spongy
166. Jar
167. Flyswatter
168. Apple
169. Extension Cord
170. Toothpick

Randomization 1

Here's how the first randomization works: everybody will be put on random.org and randomized. The bottom 10 on the list will be eliminated, and the top 3 will get a prize.

(Randomizing...)

TV: The prize winners are Butter Knife, Gauze and Squirt Gun!

Gauze: Ooooh! What do we get?

TV: You get cookies! :D

Butter Knife: Wait... they have raisins? Ew.

Squirt Gun: Tasty!

TV: Now, for the people eliminated...

Icepick, you're out.

Icepick: Grrr! I'll show you-

(Icepick is flung.)

TV: Candlestick, you're also out.

Candlestick: Well, that was a bloody quick run, my fellow chap. See you.

(Candlestick is flung.)

TV: Next out is Whipped Cream.

Whipped Cream: Like, no way!

(Whipped Cream is flung.)

TV: Say goodbye to Ice Cream Stick.

Ice Cream Stick: Yeah! Do I win the prize?

(Ice Cream Stick is flung.)

TV: Blowdryer... you are not out. The person out is Pasta Strainer.

Pasta Strainer: Goddamnit.

(Pasta Strainer is flung.)

TV: See ya, Whistle.

Whistle: Not cool!

(Whistle is flung.)

TV: A certain sports item is going home... and that just happens to be Baseball Cap!

Baseball Cap: Not even one strike and I'm out...

(Baseball Cap is flung.)

TV: Fishing Hook, sorry, but you're out.

Fishing Hook: Hey! No fair!

(Fishing Hook is flung.)

TV: Candle, you're also out.

Candle: Jeez, how quick did I go?

TV: Exactly 43.82 seconds.

(Candle is flung.)

TV: Last person out is... Novel.

Novel: No! Win this for me, brothers!

(Novel is flung.)

TV: And that does it for now.

The Giant Dark Box

This is where the eliminated contestants go.

Icepick, the enraged one.

Candlestick, the british one.

Whipped Cream, the most annoying of the valley trio.

Ice Cream Stick, the reverse one.

Pasta Strainer, the curser.

Whistle, the cool one.

Baseball Cap, the baseball fan.

Fishing Hook, the sore loser.

Candle, the question asker.

Novel, the novel one.