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Welcome to The New Show! is Season 1 Episode 1 Part 1 of AXLND. It was released on 1/1/2020. (Even though the first episode wasn't finished) Production of this was probably 12/25/2019.
Season 1 Episode 1 Part 1 - Transcript
(Batter is sitting on a bench, humming her favorite song.)
Batter: Hmmm... Hm Hmm Hmmm... Hmmmmm...
Electron: HEY! BATTER!
Batter: Yeah?
Electron: WANNA PLAY FLOP ON THE FLOOR WITH ME?
Batter: No, thank you.
Electron: C'MON, PLEAAAAASE?
Batter: No.
Electron: PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?
Batter: NO.
Electron: PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSE?
Batter: NO!
Electron: Aww, guess I'll play with Compass, she seems fun to play with right now.
(Batter sighs.)
Electron: HEY, COMPASS!
Compass: What do you want again, Electron?
Electron: WILL YOU PLAY FLOP ON THE FLOOR WITH ME?
Compass: Sure, to be honest!
(Electron and Compass flop on the floor, about 67 times)
Compass: OWWWWW!!!
Electron: ...
Compass: I BROKE MY COVER!!!
Electron: OH NO! I'LL GET HELP!
(Electron runs over to Honeycomb)
Electron: HONEYCOMB! COMPASS BROKE HER COVER!
Honeycomb: Yikes! I’ll get help.
Electron: BUT I CAME TO YOU FOR HELP!
Honeycomb: Well, looks like I’ll do a little something.
Honeycomb: BAND-AID!!!!
Band-Aid: What?
Honeycomb: COMPASS BROKE HER COVER!!
Electron: YEP! SHE DID.
Band-Aid: WHAT?!
(Band-Aid quickly runs to Compass)
Band-Aid: OH... HOW DO I DO THIS... I'LL BRING A CLONE OF HOURGLASS!
Meanwhile...
Hourglass: When will it be time for the cookies to be done?
Stopwatchy: In about... 30 minutes.
Hourglass: AGHHH! I want the cookies...
Band-Aid: HOURGLASS!
Hourglass & Stopwatchy: AHH!!
Hourglass: (sigh)... You scared me... what do you need?
Band-Aid: CAN I CLONE YOU?
Hourglass: For what?
Band-Aid: Compass broke her cover...
Hourglass & Stopwatchy: WHAT?!
Band-Aid: Yep, she broke her cover... and I need glass to fix it.
Hourglass: For sure you can clone me.
Band-Aid: Okay!
Stopwatchy: 28 more minutes until the cookies! Okay?
Hourglass: Okay, well... see ya!
Stopwatchy: Bye!
(Band-Aid and Hourglass go to the clone mirror, and Hourglass clones herself)
Band-Aid: Now I'm gonna remove this clones glass!
(Band-Aid removes the clones glass)
Band-Aid: Okay, we gotta go quick! Electron said that she's unconscious!
Hourglass: Okay!
(Band-Aid and Hourglass run to Compass, and Band-Aid fixes Compass)
Compass: Huh? Where am I?
Electron, Honeycomb, Band-Aid, and Hourglass: YAY!!!
Compass: Huh?
Electron: You broke your cover, but Band-Aid fixed it!
Compass: Oh, well... thank you Band-Aid!
Band-Aid: You’re welcome.
Wrenchy: Hey! Am I late to the interesting stuff?
Band-Aid: Depends on what you consider interesting.
Compass: Well, I got injured but now I’m recovered, but it still hurts...
Wrenchy: That doesn’t sound interesting.
Rose: Um, who like, wants to take a selfie?
Wrenchy: I will.
(Rose and Wrenchy take a selfie)
Wrenchy: Aha! Nice.
Cake Pop: What's going on here?
Rose's mind: CAKE POPS HERE... I GOTTA LOOK NEAT!
(Rose quickly stands up straight)
Cake Pop: Rose... are you okay?
Rose: Yes, I am...
Cake Pop: Uhhh... okay...
Hoodie: I am very bored yes
Cake Pop: Talk properly!
Topaz: I understand that would be annoying but you know what he’s saying.
Hoodie: Yes let me talk epicness
Cake Pop: Uhhh...
Stopwatchy: COOKIES ARE READY!!!
Everyone: YAY!!!
(A crowd of people are at a table, munching all the cookies)
Hoodie: This yes cookie
Rose: Mmmmm....
Lily Pad: This is yummy!
Compass: I kinda feel better now!
Whisk: You like my cookies?
Lily Pad: Wait, you made them?
Whisk: Yep.
Lily Pad: Well, thank you, this is-
Everybody: DELICIOUS!
Whisk: Hehe, you're welcome :)
(Everybody is done eating)
(Everybody gives Whisk a high-five)
Whisk: Was that go-
(Everybody starts talking to eachother)
Whisk: Oh, okay... there's one more left!
(Everybody crowds around Whisk and stares at her)
Whisk: HA! Gotcha!
(Everybody goes back to talking to eachother)
Whisk: Heh.
(Everybody crowds around Whisk and stares at her again)
Whisk: Oh No....
(Everybody slaps whisk)
Whisk: Ouch! What was that for?
Batter: I am sorry, there's just only 1 cookie, and I did that becuase its just so boring around here. Say, wanna watch TV, Stopwatchy?
Stopwatchy: Sure!
(Batter and Stopwatchy walk to there apartments, and they turn on the TV.)
(After watching 4 minutes of Clanky-Bot...)
The TV: We will be right back to Clanky-Bot after these messages.
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MORE COMIN' SOON YAYA!
Season 1 Episode 1 Part 2: [Link Coming Soon]
Season 1 Episode 1 Part 3: [Link Coming Soon]