AXLND 1a: Welcome To A New Show!

(Batter is sitting on a bench, humming her favorite song.)

Batter: Hmmm... Hm Hmm Hmmm... Hmmmmm...

Electron: HEY! BATTER!

Batter: Yeah?

Electron: WANNA PLAY FLOP ON THE FLOOR WITH ME?

Batter: No, thank you.

Electron: C'MON, PLEAAAAASE?

Batter: No.

Electron: PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?

Batter: NO.

Electron: PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSE?

Batter: NO!

Electron: Aww, guess I'll play with Compass, she seems fun to play with right now.

(Batter sighs.)

Electron: HEY, COMPASS!

Compass: What do you want again, Electron?

Electro: WILL YOU PLAY FLOP ON THE FLOOR WITH ME?

Compass: Sure, to be honest!

(Electron and Compass flop on the floor, about 67 times)

Compass: OWWWWW!!!

Electron: ...

Compass: I BROKE MY COVER!!!

Electron: OH NO! I'LL GET HELP!

(Electron runs over to Honeycomb)

Electron: HONEYCOMB! COMPASS BROKE HER COVER!

Honeycomb: Yikes! I’ll get help.

Electron: BUT I CAME TO YOU FOR HELP!

Honeycomb: Well, looks like I’ll do a little something.

Honeycomb: BAND-AID!!!!

Band-Aid: What?

Honeycomb: COMPASS BROKE HER COVER!!

Electron: YEP! SHE DID.

Band-Aid: WHAT?!

(Band-Aid quickly runs to Compass)

Band-Aid: OH... HOW DO I DO THIS... I'LL BRING A CLONE OF HOURGLASS!

Meanwhile...

Hourglass: When will it be time for the cookies to be done?

Stopwatchy: In about... 30 minutes.

Hourglass: AGHHH! I want the cookies...

Band-Aid: HOURGLASS!

Hourglass & Stopwatchy: AHH!!

Hourglass: (sigh)... You scared me... what do you need?

Band-Aid: CAN I CLONE YOU?

Hourglass: For what?

Band-Aid: Compass broke her cover...

Hourglass & Stopwatchy: WHAT?!

Band-Aid: Yep, she broke her cover... and I need glass to fix it.

Hourglass: For sure you can clone me.

Band-Aid: Okay!

Stopwatchy: 28 more minutes until the cookies! Okay?

Hourglass: Okay, well... see ya!

Stopwatchy: Bye!

(Band-Aid and Hourglass go to the clone mirror, and Hourglass clones herself)

Band-Aid: Now I'm gonna remove this clones glass!

(Band-Aid removes the clones glass)

Band-Aid: Okay, we gotta go quick! Electron said that she's unconscious!

Hourglass: Okay!

(Band-Aid and Hourglass run to Compass, and Band-Aid fixes Compass)

Compass: Huh? Where am I?

Electron, Honeycomb, Band-Aid, and Hourglass: YAY!!!

Compass: Huh?

Electron: You broke your cover, but Band-Aid fixed it!

Compass: Oh, well... thank you Band-Aid!

Band-Aid: You’re welcome.

Wrenchy: Hey! Am I late to the interesting stuff?

Band-Aid: Depends on what you consider interesting.

Compass: Well, I got injured but now I’m recovered, but it still hurts...

Wrenchy: That doesn’t sound interesting.

Rose: Um, who like, wants to take a selfie?

Wrenchy: I will.

(Rose and Wrenchy take a selfie)

Wrenchy: Aha! Nice.

Cake Pop: What's going on here?

Rose's mind: CAKE POPS HERE... I GOTTA LOOK NEAT!

(Rose quickly stands up straight)

Cake Pop: Rose... are you okay?

Rose: Yes, I am...

Cake Pop: Uhhh... okay...

Hoodie: I am very bored yes

Cake Pop: Talk properly!

Topaz: I understand that would be annoying but you know what he’s saying.

Hoodie: Yes let me talk epicness

Cake Pop: Uhhh...

Stopwatchy: COOKIES ARE READY!!!

Everyone: YAY!!!

(A crowd of people are at a table, munching all the cookies)

Hoodie: This yes cookie

Rose: Mmmmm....

Lily Pad: This is yummy!

Compass: I kinda feel better now!

Whisk: You like my cookies?

Lily Pad: Wait, you made them?

Whisk: Yep.

Lily Pad: Well, thank you, this is-

Everybody: DELICIOUS!

Whisk: Hehe, you're welcome :)

(Everybody is done eating)

(Everybody gives Whisk a high-five)

Whisk: Was that go-

(Everybody starts talking to eachother)

Whisk: Oh, okay... there's one more left!

(Everybody crowds around Whisk and stares at her)

Whisk: HA! Gotcha!

(Everybody goes back to talking to eachother)

Whisk: Heh.

(Everybody crowds around Whisk and stares at her again)

Whisk: Oh No....

(Everybody slaps whisk)

Whisk: Ouch! What was that for?

Batter: I am sorry, there's just only 1 cookie, and I did that becuase it's just so boring around here. Say, wanna watch TV, Stopwatchy?

Stopwatchy: Sure!

(Batter and Stopwatchy walk to there apartments, and they turn on the TV.)

(After watching 4 minutes of Clanky-Bot...)

The TV: We will be right back to Clanky-Bot after these messages.

(Advertisement comes on)

Yellow Face: Hey guys, I'm from BFB, so I won't join this show. Have you ever wanna recover dead people if they die? Then buy our recovery center! It's A HPRC. Buy now!

(Advertisement is over...)

Stopwatchy: Say, Batter, What do you look like when it's not batter?

Batter: I'm a battery. I don't know why I'm called batter, but they should change my name to Battery.

Stopwatchy: I know, right?

Stopwatchy: I know that people on other object show worlds have joined a show, Like Object Terror, Excellent Entites, and Object Invasion. And you know-

Battery: THERE CAN'T BE TWO BATTERIES!

Batter: Oh, okay...

MORE COMIN' SOON YAYA!

Season 1 Episode 1 Part 2: [Link Coming Soon]

Season 1 Episode 1 Part 3: [Link Coming Soon]