Australia Flag: Alright mates, welcome back to Battle For Pain, or should I say... Another Battle For Pain? *Sniggers* Anyway, we have some new contestants. Come and introduce yourselves, mates!
Vinicius: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Vinicius. If you don't know what I'm supposed to be, I'm a colourful combination of all wildlife animals.
Campfire: *Shouts* Is that why you have a tail?
Vinicius: Uhh... yeah?
Rubik's Cube: *Shouts* And is that why you're not an object?
Vinicius: Yeah, but for some reason on my belly I have a face with object limbs and legs under my feet. *Walks off*
Thanos Pie: Hey, I'm Thanos Pie. Whenever someone messes with me, I snap them.
Thanos: Hey look! I found my long lost brother!
Thanos Pie: I'm not your long lost brother.
Thanos: *Whispers angrily* Listen here you, you are my long lost brother. And if you think you aren't my long lost brother, you can fudge off.
Thanos Pie: *Snaps Thanos*
Thanos: Australia Flag, I don't feel so good...
Australia Flag: You alright mate?
Thanos: I don't know what's happening...
Thanos: I don't wanna go... *Disintegrates away*
Australia Flag: Oh well. He'll be back anyway.
Vinicius: What's the prize by the way?
Australia Flag: The prize is €9,000 and an ambulance mate.
S'more: I thought it was a pet unicown!
Australia Flag: Sorry but it's still an ambulance and €9,000 mate.
Yoghurt: Pouvez-vous arrêter de nous appeler "compagnon"? Ça devient ennuyeyx.
Virus: (Sarcastically) Wow, I totally understood what you just said.
Yoghurt: Finalement! Une personne qui me comprend!
Virus: Err... I don't speak French.
Australia Flag: Anyway mates, let's get started.
Later that day...
Australia Flag: Alright mates, form your teams of six! You only have three minutes. Go!
Protein Bar: Hmm, who should I pick? I know! I'll pick Vinicius.
Vinicius: Yes! Did you hear that Ghost?
Ghost: *Looks at Vinicius and smiles*
Thanos: Guess who's back, baby!
Protein Bar: Thanos? I thought you were snapped by Thanos Pie!
Thanos: Yeah, but in a few minutes after being snapped you come back to life.
Protein Bar: I know I hate saying this but, do you want to be in my team?
Thanos: Sure. We also need three other people to have six members.
Vinicius: What about Ghost?
Protein Bar: Sure!
Thanos: Y'know Protein Bar, I'm actually starting to like you.
Protein Bar: Let's just agree that we're both strong.
Rubik's Cube: Can I join?
Virus: *Spins up to them in tornado form* Hey Vsauce, Virus here! Can I join?
Rubik's Cube: Yes.
Virus: (Excitedly) Yes! *Nudges Rubik's Cube*
Rubik's Cube: *Starts coughing*
Guinness: Hmm... I'll pick S'more.
S'more: Yay! Hewwo fweind! :3
Guinness: Yeah whatever.
S'more: I'ww piwk Campfiwe!
Campfire: Why do you always have to pick me?
S'more: Because I wove you!
Campfire: That's kinda weird.
Pencil Case: Can I join?
Guinness: No way hosay! I'm not gonna let a giant fat slob like you in my team!
Pencil Case: Stop calling me fat!
Guinness: ok fatty
Pencil Case: STOP!
Guinness: no u
Pencil Case: Grrr!
Guinness: (Mimicking Pencil Case) Grrr!
Yoghurt: VOUS DEUX, ARRÊTEZ!
S'more: *Hugging Pencil Case* Don't wowwy penciw case! He's vewy mean!
Australia Flag: You only have a couple of minutes left mates!
Yoghurt: Puis-je déjà rejoindre?
Guinness: What the fudging hail did you say?
Yoghurt: Ugh! *Pulls out phone and turns on Google Translate*
Guinness: What are you doing?
Yoghurt: *Shows Guinness phone* Lang-u-age.
Guinness: Oh! Language. You wanted me to mind my language! Listen here Madame, you don't tell me what to do.
Yoghurt: *Types and shows the screen to Guinness again*
Guinness: Okay fine, you can join.
Pencil Case: Can I join again?
Guinness: *Moans* FINE! But don't get into trouble.
Pencil Case: Yay!
S'more: Yay! Weww done!
Guinness: We need one more person.
S'more: Wet's choose Thanos Pie! He wooks wonewy. I know! I'ww give him a big hug!
Campfire: I don't think that's such a good idea...
S'more: *Runs up to Thanos Pie and wraps her arms around him* Join us pwease!
Thanos Pie: *Snaps S'more*
Campfire: S'MORE NO!
S'more: *Disintegrates away*
Thanos Pie: Okay.
Australia Flag: Alright mates, time's up! Now you must choose your team names. If all of you mates can't choose, I will. Good luck!
One minute later...
Australia Flag: Have you mates chosen?
Australia Flag: Then I'll choose.
Australia Flag: *Walks up to Guinness, Yoghurt, Campfire, Thanos Pie and Pencil Case* You mates are the Lil Uzis.
Australia Flag: *Walks up to Protein Bar, Vinicius, Thanos, Virus, Rubik's Cube and Ghost* And you mates are the 21 Savages.
Vinicius: I like that name actually.
MORE COMING SOON!