BFDIA Randomized/Episode 5a/c/d/e

5a
Match: OMG, Pencil, it's like so boring with only, like, two teams.

Pencil: I know right! I think we need some more competition.

Match: *gasp* We should, like, make our own team!

Pencil: Good idea! *grabs a random megaphone*

Pencil: We're making a team! Who wants to join!!

Ruby: Can I join?

Pencil: Sure!

Book: Umm, can I join too?

Match: Yes!

Ice Cube: Can I join?

Pencil: Yes!

Firey: Oh! Can I join!

Pencil: Hmm, sure?

Marker: Can I join?

Pencil: Sorry, we're not accepting any more people.

Marker: Aww, well I'm switching to Pen's team.

Eggy: Now that Ice Cube switched, who's our team captain?

Naily: ME!

FAB: Nope, Yellow Face is your new team captain.

YF: YAY!!!

Naily: WHAT! That's not fair! FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! Right?

FAB: We have to keep it random, so too bad.

FAB: Also, Pencil, your team captain is Book.

Book: Yay!

Pencil: What! I was the one who formed the team! Shouldn't I be team captain?

FAB: Oh yeah, Okay, Pencil's your team captain.

Book: Aww

Pencil: Match is co-team captain and Book, you can be, uh.. Book?

Book: >:(

Pencil: Now, we need bubble! *Blows bubble*

Bubble: Yay!

Match: Bubble, you're like, on our team now.

* meanwhile*

Pen: Hey Marker, what are you doing?

Marker: I'm switching to your team!

Pen: Yay! But now the teams are un-even.

Remote: I'll leave this stupid team.

Pen and Marker: Yes!

* intro*

FAB: It's time for elimination time!

Marker: You mean Cake at Stake?

FAB: Uh, oh yeah! I forgot. Marker, for reminding me, you get this free slice of chocolate cake.

Marker: Yay!

Pen: Lucky. Hey! Where are the others? I feel like we're missing people.

FAB: Yeah, you're missing Firey and Book. They left to go to another team.

Pen: You mean they went to Team Ice?

FAB: Not really, they went to join another team, and by the way. They didn't receive any likes or dislikes.

FAB: Anyways, the person with the most likes is Cake!

Pen: Again!

* cake spins the wheel*

FAB: Your prize is three more prizes!

Cake: YAYYYYYY!!!!!!

Pen: This isn't fair. Cake is getting too many prizes.

FAB: Oh well.

* cake spins wheel, gets $10 million*

Dount: Really, more money!

* cake spins wheel, gets an extremely long attention span*

* cake spins wheel once more, gets 55 strands of hair*

Pen: Cake has fifteen million dollars now!

Marker: At least the rest were pretty useless.

FAB: Anyways, everyone is safe but....

suspense

more sus-

Donut: *slap*

FAB: Ow! Fine! Donut is eliminated with two votes.

Donut: No! *gets thrown*

Donut: AHHH!!!!

FAB: Spin the wheel to choose the next contest.

* cake spins the wheel*

FAB: Your next challenge is to drive to yoyleland!

Ruby: So, team, what's our plan?

Pencil: Shut up and GET IN THE VAN!

* everyone gets in*

Pencil: Wait, we should take the HPRC with us.

* they take it*

* other teams are running*

Naily: How are we going to make it! The other team has a van!

Pen: If only lightning was here!

Basketball: At least this is something I can actually do!

* meanwhile*

Pencil: So, what should we, like, name our team?

Firey: Zeeky Boogy Noog!

Ruby: Poopy Mayonnaise!

IC: Revenge!

Match: Those are all, like, terrible names.

Pencil: No offense, but I agree with Match, those are terrible names.

Book: What do you think our name should be?

Pencil: Well, we made this team to be free. So..

Book: We should be called Freedom!

Match: But then it sounds like free-DUMB. And we're not dumb!

Pencil: Hmm.. I got it!

* pause*

Firey: What?

Pencil: FreeSMART!

Everyone: YEAH!

Book: Pencil, look out!

Pencil: Huh? WOAH!

* they dodge a rock*

Pencil: Phew, that was close!

* meanwhile*

Naily: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! NOW TEAM EPIC IS RIDING ON BASKETBALL!?

Pen: Are you able to support the weight?

Basketball: Yeah! This is super easy.

Naily: GRRR, I feel like breaking something!

Eggy: Uh oh!

* naily chases eggy*

FAB: Naily, if you break Eggy you are going to have to recover her.

Naily: Why?

FAB: To win, you need your entire team!

Naily: Dang it.

* meeeaaaannnwhile*

Pencil: All right! We should be-

Match: OMG! A cliff!!

Pencil: Jump! Jump!

* they make it*

Pencil: Phew, that was close!

Firey: Hey? What's that!

* evil leafy*

Freesmart: AHHH!!!!

* they run into evil leafy but firey manages to escape*

Firey: Phew, what- AHHH!!!! *runs away*

* evil leafy sheds a tear*

Firey: AHHH!!!! Oh no! I'm trapped!!! *turns back*

Firey: Huh? She's gone! I'm safe!! *walks on trail*

5b
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5c
(coming when i feel like it)