Talk:COIC X/@comment-29293509-20160412200011

Broccoli: Geez...this looks...deadly?

(Broccoli walks up to the giant canyon with his hands behind his back.)

Broccoli: So, how am I going to do this?

Somebody: Just jump over it!

Broccoli: Well, there's a slight chance I would die if-

(Somebody kicks Broccoli to the other side.)

Broccoli: Or...that can happen. Anyways, what's next?

(Broccoli glances over at the pool of lava and a sign that says "RUN THROUGH THIS OR SOMETHING IDK DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A SIGN")

Broccoli: Running on...lava? Well, if somebody can run over water, then this is the same...but thicker.

(Broccoli sinks a foot in the lava.)

Broccoli: OK THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. This is too deep...

(Broccoli takes out some caesar sauce from behind his back.)

Broccoli: Object show logic dictates this could work!

(Broccoli dips himself into the sauce. He puts it on his head, feet and arms. After that, he casually walks over the pool of lava.)

Broccoli: Just as I expected!

(Broccoli gets to the other side. He takes off the sauce...and puts it back in the bottle.)

Broccoli: OK, now what?

(Broccoli looks at the bridge of swinging axes.)

Broccoli: I...I...don't even know anymore.

(Broccoli takes a step further into the bridge. The bridge swings a bit.)

Broccoli: Oh no.

(Broccoli tries to crouch through the axes but slips on an inconvenient banana peel. An axe cuts of a part of him.)

Broccoli (terrified): Ugh...

(Broccoli keeps crouch-walking through the bridge. When somebody else starts going through the bridge, it swings and Broccoli loses his balance and hits a wooden plank. It falls off.)

Broccoli: I have an idea...

(Broccoli gets up and continues crouch-walking, breaking all the planks he passes through.)

Broccoli: The fog might confuse them. Marvelous!

(Broccoli gets to the other side of the bridge.)

Broccoli: Finally! That took considerably longer than I originally thought it would.

Somebody: Why are you using such fancy words?

Broccoli: Why not? So, let's see...a metal box with a door. What's so special about this?

(Broccoli enters the box. The box starts shaking lightly.)

Broccoli: THIS is the final part of the challenge? Easy.

(The box starts shaking moderatly.)

Broccoli: OK...is this getting faster?

(The box starts shaking a bunch.)

Broccoli: This is boogy!

(The box starts shaking a ton. Broccoli starts dancing.)

Broccoli: This is so much fun!

(The box stops shaking. Broccoli goes flying off the floor and into the ceiling.)

Broccoli: Owch.

(Broccoli steps out of the box.)

Broccoli: Why is the fog so intense here?

(Broccoli smacks against a wall.)

Broccoli: Huh? I'm in a different place?

(Broccoli scouts the area, scraping his fingers against the wall.)

Broccoli: There's no door...where am I?