Brawl for The Moon/Episode 3

Juice Box: Yurrrr..... *weird angry face*

Ice Cube: Uh, what's up with him?

Bowling Ball: Juice Box gets space madness easily.

Ice Cube: Why?

Bowling Ball: It's either because he worrys about Gun suddenly getting near him from his origination show, TOATI, or reasons unknown.

Ice Cube: That's very severe!

Bowling Ball: I know.

Juice Box: Jurrr...ANGRY! I AM AN ANGRY HIPPIE AND I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!

Bowling Ball: Nobody cares Juice Box!


 * intro*

Harry: Welcome back to Brawl for The Moon!

Harry: On the last episode, Serious Sweets lost and the object everyone hates, Balloon, was eliminated!

Harry: Before we begin the challenge, we will spin the wheel to randomly choose a token winner!


 * spins wheel*


 * lands on Donut*

Donut. Cool. *grabs token*

Donut: Huh? This token has a question mark on it!

Harry: Oh! That's a Random Token! That will randomly change to any token usable at that point.

Harry: Now let's begin the challenge!


 * spins wheel and lands on Survive the ambush of razor saws*

Cheez-It: Something tells me Chainsaw hijacked the wheel after landing on that.

Chainsaw: .....

Cheez-It: Say something you mute idiot!


 * Chainsaw uses freezing syringe on Cheez-It*

Chainsaw: Don't insult me. Im a silent killer.

Balloon: All you did was freeze him, not kill him.

Donut: WHAT THE?!

Harry: Balloon, what are you doing here? You were eliminated! I think we have to keep you from escaping. Locking you in a box!

Balloon: WHAT?!


 * Harry locks Balloon in small box and throws him back into BHOF as it closes*

Harry: OK so anyway, the challenge is to survive the ambush of razor saws.

Harry: If you get hit, you are out of the challenge.

Harry: START!


 * razor saw zips by Bowling Ball as he dodges it*

Bowling Ball: Woah! These things are fast!

Square: It'd be even worse if there were so many coming by at once!


 * razor saw zips by Square and dodge*\

Square: Aah!


 * cut to Woody freaking out and moving all around with different freaky poses while saws pass right past him*

Woody: AAAAHAAAAAAHHAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHH

Circle: Woody doesn't seem like he was meant for this challenge even though he's somehow dodging the saws.

Circle: I think we should try doing what he's doing.

Square: Uhh..um..alright?


 * Square and Circle spazzing out making weird noises and doing what Woody was doing*

Square & Circle: BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA

Cheez-It: Why are you guys spazzing out?

Circle: Woody's spazzing out and somehow dodging the saws, so we're doing the same.

Cheez-It: Should I try it?

Square: Well, we can't have too many people doing the same strategy.

Cheez-It: Whatever.


 * Cheez-It begins spazzing out and then gets sliced*

Square: Oh no!

Harry: Cheez-It is out!


 * Cheez-It dissapears from Surviving Contestants chart*

Donut: I'm soft enough to get sliced, so I have to be careful.

Chainsaw: CAREFUL IS WORTHLESS!


 * Chainsaw slices Donut with his blade*

Brownie: Ooh! Cherry jelly filling! *eats filling*

Harry: Chainsaw, FYI, contestants are only out of the challenge if they are sliced by the razor saws so it doesn't count.


 * Donut recovered by Recovering Pipe*

Donut: Don't ever do that again.

Chainsaw: I never forgive.


 * Chainsaw gets hit by razor saw but doesn't die*

Chainsaw: Ha! I didn't die so I'm still in!

Harry: Yeah, well, the razor saws attract to things that they hit if they don't die, and they explode.

Chainsaw: Wha? *Chainsaw explodes by razor saw*


 * Chainsaw dissapears from chart*

Basketball: Ugh, I move so slowly because of how heavy I am!

Bowling Ball: That's strange, I'm a lot heavier and yet I move quickly enough.

Basketball: URRRGH! *trying to move faster but gets sliced by razor saw*


 * Basketball dissapears from chart*

Jelly Bean: Good thing I've got this Sticky Exploding Razor Saw-proof Shield from Wal-Mart!

(WORK IN PROGRESS)