(OLD) CFOS 3: Fire Away Your Fears

CFOS 3: Fire Away Your Fears is the second episode of Clash For Object Supremacy. This episode is currently unfinished.

Transcript
Pen: Hey Snowball, ain’t it sad that we’re on different teams?

Snowball: Yeah! I wish we could be on the same team.

Pen: That would fix things.

Cherries (1): [walks over] Snowball, what are you doing?

Pen: Well, Snowball had the idea of - [snowball covers his mouth]

Snowball: Haha! Yes, yes.

Cherries (2): What’s going on here?

Pen: He just longed to - [snowball covers his mouth]

Snowball: Haha! Oh, I-it’s so boring you would despise it, teehee.

Cherries (1): No. We want to know.

Pen: [shoves away Snowball’s hand] HE WANTS TO SWITCH TEAMS!

[everyone is silent]

Snowball: PEN!

Cherries (1): W-Why don’t you like being on our team?

Cherries (2): We only want to help!

Snowball: Oh, it’s just I want to be with -

Cherries (1): Spikey Ruler, I know! She’s a better team captain!

Cherries (2): She really is! Go be on her team!

Snowball: No. I want to say something.

Pen: Snowball?

Snowball: If you want to be a good team captain, do not doubt yourself. I think you’re amazing team captain.

Cherries (1): You do?

Snowball: Spikey Ruler’s a bossy bot.

Cherries (2): So, you want to stay?

Snowball: Yes!

Cherries (1): Yay! Wahoo! Everyone! Snowball was going to leave our team, but he didn’t!

Soap: That’s good!

Fire Exity: I would miss him!

Glovey: Well, well, well...

Fire Exity: What?

Glovey: ooh la laa. Somebody’s got a crush.

Fire Exity: Hey, shut up!

[the camera moves to the other team]

Spikey Ruler: Look! They’re going for the elimination!

Blue Tetramino: Do I look like I care?

Spikey Ruler: I was saying it to the people that care.

Blue Tetramino: Well, I don’t!

Donut: Do you care about anything?

Balloony: No, I don’t think he does!

-1: You’re right! He literally has no soul!

Blue Tetramino: SHUT UP!

-1: He has 4 Tetris blocks. What else is 4? His IQ.

Pen: OOOOOHHHHHH DAMN THAT’S A SPICY ONE!

[The camera pans to the elimination]

Question Box: Welcome, Cool Crew. Your team lost it’s cool last episode.

Suitcase: Yeah, we didn’t do that good.

Fire Exity: I heard that the plan that Pen and Broken Bone used was unstoppable!

Lightbulb: It was. They could whoosh around and push ya in a pillar!

Fire Exity: That’s a description of a good plan.

Pea: Or cheating!

Knife: Cheating? Yeah. They probably cheated. They cheated so they could eliminate YOU!

Pea: Please, no don’t hurt me!!

Question Box: Okay, let’s announce the votes. Everyone apart from Snowball, Pea and Knife are safe. The prizes today are boxes of grapes!

Marker: Yum! [eats] hmmm, these seem off.

Question Box: Oh, I ran an experiment on those.

Marker: Yuk! [throws them away, and they land on Soap’s head]

Soap: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW! [she picks them up, and they zoom into the distance]

Broken Bone: Whoa, What was up with Soa- [he gets hit with the grapes] Ew! Why are there half eaten grapes in my face!?

Question Box: Okay, Snowball. You got 1 vote.

Snowball: Yeah! I don’t want to eat these though. Grapes are for wimps!

Pea: Wait, I’m in the bottom two? What did I do wrong?

Knife: Everything. Your size, your colour,

Pea: pfft.

Question Box: Out Of Knife And Pea,

Knife: ooooooo....

Question Box: Pea is Safe.

Pea: Oh my god! I was so nervous! MAN!

Knife: What? I’m eliminated? Guess there is no place for a jerk like me. People deserve the powers more, I guess.

Question Box: Let’s fling you to the cloud chamber! [Knife is flung to the cloud chamber]

Pea: Good riddance!

Glovey: Aw man, he’s gone!

Snowball: Don’t worry. We can be bros!

Glovey: Gnarly!

[they first bump.]

Rest coming soon!