COIC 5

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This isn't suppose to exist, but because of some user's pleading for it, plus I'm also dying of boredom. Anyways it's about ice creams battling to be the most tastiest ice cream in the world.

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TOP 14

 * Butterscotch - RetroPineTree
 * Caramel - RetroPineTree
 * Mint - RetroPineTree
 * Cookie Dough - Diamondcup76
 * Chocolate - Bfdi is the best
 * Strawberry - Bfdi is the best (formerly), Plantsvszombiesfanatic
 * Vanilla - Bfdi is the best (formerly), Plantsvszombiesfanatic
 * Raspberry - Bumblebee the transformer (formerly), RetroPineTree
 * Milk Chocolate - Phuocphuc46
 * Pumpkin - Phuocphuc46
 * Coffee - Phuocphuc46
 * Banana Split - BFTP14
 * Egg Nog - Bumblebee the transformer (formerly), Plantsvszombiesfanatic
 * Coconut - Plantvszombiesfanatic

UP FOR RE-SIGN UPS

 * Banana Split
 * Coffee
 * Pumpkin
 * Milk Chocolate

ELIMINATED

 * Blood, 20th (Object shows 200)
 * Multicolored, 19th (Bumblebee the transformer)
 * Banana, 18th (Bumblebee the transformer)
 * Barf, 17th (Object shows 200)
 * Peach, 16th (Plantsvszombiesfanatic)
 * Blueberry, 15th (Object shows 200)
 * Chocolate, 14th (Bfdi is the best)

Episode 1, Day 1
Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Hello and welcome to Camp of Ice Cream's FIFTH SEASON! Now, as you can see… we have 16 contestants. Wait 16!? Interns come here.

Peach : What is it boss? Is it another, boring job!

Coconut : I don't think any of those jobs are boring, I find them rather applicable and very conjunctive.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : You guys are joining the forth season of COIC. Make sure you don't mess it up like last season.

Egg Nog : YAY! I'm your biggest fan! So, so, so… what'd I miss?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Nothing, it's just getting started!

Peach : Oh great, another bunch of wieners gonna come here and take the money from a billionaire by winning a stupid competiton

Egg Nog : I LOVE COIC! I HOPE IT CONTINUES!

Peach : Such a prudential, typical and ignoramus person you are, no wonder you're called Egg Nog. You're an egg and you keep on noggin' on everything!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : If you two just shut up, I could tell you who's gonna be the first introduced this season!

Butterscotch : Yo, it's me Butterscotch! Coming through!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : *sigh* anyways you're competing in a show called Camp of Ice Cream so could you stand there with the other three imbeciles?

Butterscotch : Oh my mummified face, those people are externally uncool.

Egg Nog : I thought people like me.

Coconut : Butterscotch, I suggest you stop. Being cool isn't everything, at least I have an IQ higher than you am I right?

Butterscotch : Psssh whatever, it's not like I care.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Anyways, time for Mint to be introduced. I guess, he returned from S4 to battle again for another million to another billion.

Mint : Is Pumpkin a competitor? I really, missed him. After his friendship with me in S4, I felt like he's the one I think deserves to win. I-I-I just came here for him…

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Stop being a dumb winner and get going! Anyways next is Caramel.

Mint : Basically, I remember Caramel… somewhere familiar.

Caramel : You do? Well, I don't seem to remember you. Or at least, if I compete in a season… I don't think I remember you.

Mint : Could it be…

Caramel : Probably it's just your hallucinations and maybe some aspects of your life got you messed up. Maybe you should… do something?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Shut up! Anyways, next is Blueberry.

Blueberry : H-h-hi, my name's Blueberry and… I'm a new competitor of COIC.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Anything else to say?

Blueberry : No.

Everything-Ice Cream : So I guess next is—

Blood : ME! Haha, I got y'all! Now time to show that I'm the toughest and most strongest competitor of COIC to ever exist!

Caramel : Oh no! Please, don't hurt us! We didn't do anything wrong, well at least we had never interacted with you or… painfully threaten you or anything!

Blood : WHATEVER! Now, out of my way bozos! I'm gonna—

Barf : Hi.

Blood : Ewww… you're disgusting! Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!

Barf : What's his problem?

Caramel : I think he find you rather irritating, disturbing and… yucky? No offense, but I don't think you're stupid or anything… hehe

Barf : Oh, okay?

Everything-Ice Cream : Are you gonna wait for me to introduce you or what? Anyways, next is… well this is gonna be five people. It's gonna be Cookie Dough, Strawberry, Chocolate, Strawberry and—

Cookie Dough : EFIC, we're the only people.

Everything-Ice Cream : Oh-umm… okay?

Cookie Dough : Also, did you know COIC existed since the 19th centuries! See, I am smart and I love to recall facts.

Everything-Ice Cream : It-it-it never existed since then. It was just released since 2015 and ended it's season so quickly it pretty much doesn't matter.

Cookie Dough : So you're implying that winners usually gets revealed quicker and the chances of winning increases depending on the rate of votes?

Everything-ice Cream : GIVE OTHER PEOPLE CHANCES TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES!

Strawberry : Hello everybody, I love to have fun and my favorite holiday is Valentine's Day because all the buildings is decorated with the color pink and hearts and flowers!

Mint : R-right? So, you must be Strawberry. Because usually strawberries were meant to be in Valentine's Day and a top hit.

Strawberry : Yes indeed, you're right!

Chocolate : Hey guys, I'm Chocolate and… it's nice to see you all and… I sure wanna… make new friends I guess? After coming here.

Vanilla : I'm sure you will make new friends!

Strawberry : Everything-Ice Cream, where do we stay? Tell me it's not where the Killing Fields were. Those places were scary.

Everything-Ice Cream : Of course not just stand over there with the others.

Banana : Hi, I'm Banana and I'm kind of clumsy so please forgive me if I mess anything up especially in challenges and stuff.

Strawberry : We'll definitely forgive you!

Banana : Uhh… thanks? Anyways, so I'm guessing that we are gonna stand over there with the other people am I right?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Yes, yes it's true.

Banana : Okay.

Raspberry : I'm kind of… shy… sorry I must, go with the others now. Don't wanna get much screen-time it's just weird and… makes me nervous.

Mulitcolored : If so, I suppose it's my turn. So, I'm Multicolored Ice Cream and I have a very high IQ at above 145 if you say so myself.

Barf : My IQ is negative 10 or what you call -10

Multicolored : What that's the same! You're just writing it with a minus before the number 10 but it still sounds the same! You're completely idiotic!

Barf : Whatever.

Multicolored : DIE!

Raspberry : Umm… c-c-calm down please…

/Barf dies, due to being cursed by Multicolored

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : If you let me tell you who's next you'll shut up will you!? Good. Now the next people are Milk Chocolate, Coffee and…

Mint : PUMPKIN PLS!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : I wish you are wrong, but you're correct it's Pumpkin. So umm… introduce yourselves while I get to the next challenge.

Mint : YES!

Coffee : I'm Coffee, I like to eat stuff and be lazy yeah. That's all I wanna say, just get on with the challenge already, it's so boring.

Milk Chocolate : Hi everybody, I'm Milk Chocolate and I love to have fun, a lot of people say I'm enthusiastic and also very happy!

Pumpkin : You know who I am.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Finally! So, the first challenge is thinking of a challenge! Now, let's start revealing what you've all thought of.

Raspberry : I-I-uhh… a running race?

Mulitcolored : A test.

Banana : An obstacle course.

Mint : A rough race!

Butterscotch : An origami making challenge.

Caramel : Making statues of characters who aren't competing this season.

/Caramel dies, imaginary statues lol

Vaniila : A quiz.

Chocolate : A guessing challenge.

Strawberry : A strategy challenge.

Cooking Dough : Uhh… thinking of a challenge… thinking of a challenge. I think a smartness challenge! Where you can be as dumb as possible.

Milk Chocolate : The challenge is to escape a maze, but it's not similar to Mint's maze. It's a…

Coffee : My challenge is to cure all diseases.

Pumpkin : So there are 60 boxes. 10 of them contains a hammer that will eliminate other contestants. Each contestant cha choose 3 boxes—

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Okay so shut up you whimsical. Time to choose who's best. Pumpkin and Chocolate Milk both win at the score of A+.

Phuocphuc46 : I own them both… so… isn't that supposed to be a problem?

Butterscotch : INTRUDER!

* smash*

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : That wouldn't be a problem if you say so yourself. Anyways, you two get to choose teams.

Milk Chocolate : Okay!

Pumpkin : But what happens to the other person with the most people who didn't do the challenge. Will their team be up for elimination?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Yes. Yes they will. Teams will be revealed next episode! Hopefully you all take a good night sleep after an eventful day.

Chocolate : Uhh… yeah…

Secret Ending
Blood : I WAS TOO BUSY BUILDING MY SUPER EVIL CREATION TO DO A LOUSY CHALLENGE!

Barf : Why are you whining at my face, then?

Blood : BECAUSE I WANT TO YOU DIMWIT!

Barf : Well, that isn't very nice. I think you should have a taste of your own medicine. Eat freeze juice Supervillain!

Blood : AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH *freezes*

Raspberry : Umm… what happened?

Barf : Coincidence.

Egg Nog : YAY! Joining the show, again! Glad indeed. So wait, Peach why are you staring at me like that?

Peach : I just need you to do something for me.

Egg Nog : What exactly?

Peach : Well, it's… wait a second who's crawling over there! I hope it's not some dumb intruder!

Episode 2, Day 2
Mint : I can't even sleep

Blueberry : Really why?

Mint : We are sleeping in the ground! And there are no cabins or anything

Blood : Stop complaining you dimwit!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Time for choosing Pumpkin and MC!

Pumpkin : I choose Coffee, Butterscotch, Blood, Cookie Dough, Banana, Mulitcolored, Banana Split, Vanilla

Milk Chocolate : I choose the rest I guess?

CONFESSIONAL

 * Banana : A maze! I KNEW I was forgetting something to put in the course!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Well, that's sorta true. Anyways the challenge is… Escaping the maze I guess? So yeah. Instructions is in Phuocphuc46's comment.

Egg Nog : YOU BROKE THE FORTH WALL! ARGH! *boom*

Cookie Dough : Escaping a maze!? How can we escape! 97% of objects get stuck in mazes within 4 seconds! This will be impossible.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Shut up. Anyways, the first person to get out of the maze without dying wins! So umm… yeah.

Cookie Dough : Obviously if I go right all the time, I'll escape the maze! I mean going right is right, right? So'll go right.

Raspberry : I'm just gonna go right, if anyone wants to come with me they can… because I'm not good at directions.

Everyone (except Raspberry and Cookie Dough) : SHUT UP!

Banana : I'm going left and what about you Pumpkin? Are you going left? Or… right or… well it's obvious you're not going right but… uhh…

Pumpkin : I'm following Milk Chocolate. She seems to be going in the correct direction.

Banana : Oh-okay…

Mulitcolored : Backwards… wait that just means I'm going to the start. Hmm… then, I'll go left then forward, forward, right.

Mint : I'm gonna go left too! Wait for me!

Milk Chocolate : Did someone say they are going left? Maybe, I would like to come too! Because, umm… going backwards is starting again.

Pumpkin : Should've trusted Milk Chocolate. She's stupid.

Coffee : Strawberry wanna go forward together? Because, it's probably the only direction we'll EVER use because forward means going for the finish line.

Strawberry : Are you sure?

Coffee : YEEEESSSSS!!!

Chocolate : Banana, didn't you say you were looking for someone to go left with you?

Banana : Yeah?

Chocolate : Well, I'm going to come with you because I am left-handed not right-handed. So yeah, wanna team up?

Banana : Sure!

Vanilla : Chocolate can I come left too!, I'd love going on mazes with my bestie. I also sorta bad feelings for you—

Chocolate : Wait what?

Vanilla : NOTHING!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : For some odd reason, Banana Split, Barf, Blood, Blueberry, Caramel, and Butterscotch didn't do the challenge.

Pumpkin : What's that supposed to mean?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Nvm. They could still compete in Round 2. Now here's the people who got lost in the maze : Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : The rest of you get going as fast as you can! You're lucky to survive this maze to Round 2. Get ready, Final 11!
 * 1) Mulitcolored - got zapped by a laser
 * 2) Banana - stuck in the maze has no where else to go
 * 3) Chocolate - stuck in the maze has no where else to go
 * 4) Banana Split, Barf, Blood, Blueberry, Caramel, Butterscotch - did not do the challenge and dies

Vanilla : Oh no.

Butterscotch : Left… it's the only… possible direction to choose from otherwise I'll get stuck like the other people did.

Caramel : I'm not gonna ask.

Vanilla : Wait, how did you come back to life? Don't tell me someone brought you back to life coincidentally!

Mint : Ugh! This is taking forever, gotta go guys.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Attention please! If you EVER see Magenta in this maze, make sure to call my name and I'll come get you.

Cookie Dough : See! I wouldn't die and I went all right! So… what do I do now?

Peach : You know what it's getting pretty boring, let's get back into the maze. Okay, so… now we're stuck with Cookie Dough. Cookie Dough get outa the way!

Cookie Dough : But I— *kicked*

/Cookie Dough was eaten by sharks

Coconut : Peach, you just kicked him into a lake of sharks! Are you sadistic? I mean, let's just go on peacefully without killing anyone.

Peach : Fine.

Egg Nog : GUYS LOOK! I found an exit, maybe it's the real exit. Let's open it.

Coconut : WAIT DON'T!

/Egg Nog was skinned by the exit

Peach : At least, the person eliminated from this challenge is a whimsical if you ask me. Anyways, what is Banana Split doing here?

Banana Split : We're not gonna ask.

Coconut : We?

Banana Split : Uhh… Peach you stepped on a trap. Now we're all gonna die thanks to you! And this maze isn't even, safe!

Peach : Damn you.

/Peach, Coconut and Banana Split dies

Mint : I-I-I can't see anything in this foggy part, I think just going right one more time should do the trick and oh my gosh I pressed a button hopefully it helps me escape!

Butterscotch : Why am I in this foggy part of the maze if I wasn't even going right! Damn it! Anyways, whatcha doin' oh my gosh no!

Mint : What?

Butterscotch : Don't press the freaking button!

Mint : Too late.

* shards flying and hitting them

Butterscotch : Weird. Why aren't we split into 3 separate parts if those shards already hit us?

Mint : Maybe they—

/Mint got sliced into 3 separate parts

Butterscotch : WHAT THE—

/Butterscotch got sliced into 3 separate parts

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Seems like, 5 remaining contestants not dead in the maze let's see who survives and who doesn't.

Raspberry : I'm so… shy… I don't know what to do… hmm… maybe I'll just sit down for a moment and rest seems like the other 4 competitors are way behind me.

Vanilla : Banana, who do you think are the other 3 competitors competing against us and are not dead? I only know Raspberry and Strawberry what about one more?

Banana : I know who, it's Coffee. He's alive all along.

Vanilla : I can't believe that Coffee survived this long, while he's quite lazy. Sorry, Coffee I never meant to hurt you. Oh Milk Chocolate too.

Banana : Coffee's not here and besides, we may win this challenge easy as pie! Wait, Milk Chocolate? So that means we're the Final 6.

Coffee : Working solo is good, I guess? Now what direction should I choose? Oh yeah, the right let's see if that works.

/Coffee burns to death

Milk Chocolate : Vanilla and Banana is here, I kinda think it's time to move on. AAAAAHHHHHH!!! Raspberry you-you-you got… buried alive! You-you're DEAD TOO! AAAAHHHH!!!

Vanilla : Oh my gosh, Banana look out there's sharks. Luckily we didn't step on them.

Banana : Yeah.

/Banana got snapped by a shark

Vanilla : AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

/Vanilla got bumped into the lake of sharks by Milk Chocolate

Milk Chocolate : I'm so, so sorry. Anyways, gotta get going. Wait a moment. I'm the one left alive. Does that mean?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : YES YOU WIN!

Milk Chocolate : Yay!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : So you guys must vote on Pumpkin, Coffee, Butterscotch, Blood, Cookie Dough, Mulitcolored, Banana, Banana Split and Vanilla to be eliminated.

Secret Ending
Milk Chocolate : Everything-Flavored Ice Cream, everyone's dead. How are you gonna bring them back to life?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : I have no idea, oh wait I do! Using this cloning machine. We could clone everyone back to life.

Milk Chocolate : I want to ask you a question, who buried Raspberry alive? She didn't even press any button to die!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : It's Magenta. That's why we must protect the other contestants from dying otherwise the cloning machine won't be able to bring anyone back to life anymore if they die too frequently.

Milk Chocolate : That's bad.

Episode 3, Day 3
SNEAK PEEK

Cookie Dough : I wonder why Peach killed me yesterday. Did I do something to her or is she just being mean so I could fear her?

Vanilla : Don't worry about it Cookie Dough, Peach is just being mean and do you know that mean people doesn't always understand about themselves?

Cookie Dough : Oh. Well, I just wish Peach could be nicer. Last season, she was strategic and mean and now she's just the same.

Vanilla : Umm… let's just say Peach is born that way. Ignore her and do some good things! That's the best way to make it far.

Cookie Dough : Okay thanks.

Vanilla : Don't worry always here to help!

CONFESSIONAL
Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Okay contestants welcome to elimination and let's see who's going to be eliminated. So come on, let's get to the LAVA PIT OF CREAMERY.
 * Cookie Dough : Why did Peach have to push me off! I didn't do anything to her, so she decides to kill me! I'm just really mad at Peach right now.
 * Mint : I better do that. I can work without Pumpkin if he doesn't want our friendship going on, it's his job and I don't want to give a DAMN about him NOW!

Pumpkin : Wait! Hold on a sec, lava pit of what!?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Now time for elimination, we got 14 votes. The people winning the prize is Cookie Dough.

Cookie Dough : YAY! Now, let's get going. My prize is… a bunny? Eh, it could be my pet probably. Anyways, let's get going.

Pumpkin : Well, that's okay. I guess.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Now the people safe with 0 votes is Cookie Dough and pretty much everybody else except Blood or Banana.

Banana : Oh no!

Blood : WHAT!? This is impossible! I'll kill you all, for voting me off!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Well, Blood you got 6 votes and Banana got… 1 VOTE! Means, Blood is the first eliminated contestant.

Blood : NOOOOO!!!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Now, the next challenge is… AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

/EFIC has fallen into Magenta's ice cream mixer

Magenta : You all are stupid idiots! Now, time to reveal the next challenge the Magenta way. The next challenge is entering a haunted house and grabbing everything you can!

Raspberry : Y-you're the one who buried me alive! Don't you know that, it's a very cruel deed! I'm so reporting you!

Magenta : TOO LATE!

Raspberry : B-but there are s-skeletons. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Multicolored : I'll get a torch to see stuff, I'll take any interesting machines or stuff inside the mansion.

Cookie Dough : A spooky house? How bad could that be. I'll go on, get some stuff, and get out.

~encounters a ghost~

Ghost : BOO!

Cookie Dough : AH! Oh, hey! Nice costume! Does it make you kinda transparent, where'd you get it?

Ghost : I… Uhh…

Cookie Dough : It's okay, cool costume though

~Cookie Dough walks away~

Banana : I will take food.

Mint : Hey, Pumpkin! Can I ask you something? Why aren't you… talking to me anymore? In Season 4, we were very close buddies! What happened to that?

Pumpkin : Mint. There's something I learnt. You-you tried to leave me alone.

Mint : I didn't! It was just— I— I want to quit because!

Pumpkin : You didn't care about me did you? How can I be so blind! Being blindsided or what we call backstabbed doesn't fell good.

Mint : You don't understand! I can explain!

Pumpkin : Leave me alone, Mint. We're no longer buddies or even if we are I won't want to speak to anybody, who doesn't even cared about our friendship.

Mint : I-I can explain… *sobs* don't leave. Sigh, why can't he understand that I quit just because… of something else other than… that.

Caramel : Mint what seems to be the problem? Why are you crying?

Mint : Last season I tried to quit. Pumpkin though the reason was because I didn't care about him and left him behind.

Caramel : Mint, I also came through that misunderstanding before and… it's best to just ignore it.

Mint : How can I ignore my bestest friend?

Caramel : What do you choose? Saying sorry forever or, just become braver without Pumpkin and win some stinkin' challenges!

Mint : Caramel, it's not that easy. I'd choose saying sorry forever. It only matters as if Pumpkin and I were friends again. I don't care even though how hard.

Caramel : Suit yourself, but I'd choose the first option.

Vanilla : Chocolate. Do you know where we are going? Because, I think we're partially lost. Let's go back, it's better than being killed.

Chocolate : Vanilla, be more positive! We might find something useful!

Vanilla : I forgot, we're in different teams. Aww…

Chocolate : That doesn't stop us from being friends does it? Plus, last season was the best season I had to spend with you.

Vanilla : *blushes* Thanks. Oh my gosh!

* BAM!*

Chocolate : V-vanilla? Oh my gosh, what is this place? It's so dark and… looks deserted. Hmm… let's start with pulling this lever.

* FLICK*

Coffee : Butterscotch, I have no idea where we're going. Could you please just give simple instructions?

Butterscotch : Too lazy! Just follow me. Oh wait, did we all missed something? This is… just finding important stuff.

Coffee : So most importantly, we have to find things… valuable and something EFIC likes the most!

Butterscotch : Great idea, genius!

Peach : Okay, Coconut, you and Egg Nog go take down that Cookie Dough and make sure his team loses! Now, let's go!

Coconut : Egg Nog. Let's go crush that Cookie Dough!

Egg Nog : I don't know, it's not good to associate with Peach. Cookie Dough's a nice guy! I don't find a reason why we should hurt him.

Coconut : Peach told us to do so and if we don't, she'll manipulate us and you know that she seems pretty strategic since last season.

Egg Nog : You— do have a point… sigh.

Banana Split : Peach what about me? What do I do this challenge?

Peach : Well, because you're useless, incompatible and rather annoying I think you shouldn't do anything!

Banana Split : Grrrr… you should have a taste of your own medicine!

Peach : What are you talking about? I'm about to throw you outside of this window! Now shut up, before it happens.

Banana Split : Fine. *in his mind* I think, I should do something to get rid of Peach once and for all! Maybe I should tell everyone she's mean!

Egg Nog : Sorry Cookie Dough, we have to do this.

Coconut : Time to freeze you with freeze juice! And later kill you with this giant hammer. Thanks to Peach we needed to do this so don't blame us!

Cookie Dough : Wait wha— *BAM*

Vanilla : Chocolate! Chocolate? Where are you Chocolate! Must've been missing or something, I hope he's still okay. Oh hey Raspberry!

Raspberry : Oh hi, Vanilla. I'm-I'm scared.

Vanilla : There's no need to be scared! We're all safe and all. I'm just worried about Chocolate. So uhh… wanna work together.

Raspberry : Okay I guess?

Banana Split : TAKE THIS PEACH— *face torn off*

Peach : Wait wha— oh my gosh FIIIIIRRRREEEE!!!

/everyone died because the Haunted House exploded

Magenta : Looks, like the only people who brought anything valuable is Mint, Caramel and Butterscotch. It seems like, Team Milk Chocolate wins because they brought the most stuff!

Milk Chocolate : I nearly died, but luckily I hid under the basement and probably that explosion didn't do as much effect to it. So I'm alive!

Magenta : Yeah, yeah whatever! So vote one member from Team Pumpkin to be eliminated!

Secret Ending
Magenta : Dumb contestants. They aren't really strategic, I only like contestants who are fairly strategic just like Peach who I wish wins.

Peach : Don't you dare compliment me after killing me during Episode 1!

Magenta : That's coincidental. Anyways, I just needed you to do something for me and that's something only the both of us can know!

Peach : W-what is it?

Magenta : Every challenge, I'll make your team win all the time! Don't worry, this plan would never fail… well if it really happens, I'm getting lawsuits.

Peach : Thanks, but I want a more fair-play so that I can show much of my strength and beauty to everyone in the world.

Magenta : Whatever.

CONFESSIONALS
Magenta : No one sent in confessionals so… I guess it's time to go to the LAVA PIT OF CREAMERY! So yeah, today we got a total of 9 votes, which is 1 more less than last time.
 * Butterscotch : Mint was my cousin

Pumpkin : I can't believe my team lost the challenge again! It's all because of that stupid Mint! He's-he's totally the reason my team lost!

Mint : I didn't even do anything to—

Magenta : SHUT UP! Anyways, first the likes the only people who got likes were Multicolored and Vanilla. Vanilla wins the prize though with 2 likes.

Vanilla : Yay! Let's see, what my prize is! Oh, it's… it's…

Magenta : Immunity in your team's next elimination!

Vanilla : Hooray!

Magenta : Anyways, I won't be lazy this time. So people safe with 0 votes is Vanilla, Pumpkin, Cookie Dough and Caramel!

Caramel : That was a close one. I'm glad I didn't land in the bottom 3!

Cookie Dough : How come I no longer gain the prize?

Magenta : Because you suck, you dimwit! Anyways, it's bottom 4 not 3. So the person safe with 1 vote is Banana!

Banana : I'm glad to be safe, last time I nearly got eliminated. Luckily, the person eliminated last time was someone nobody cared about. Sorry, if I hurt anyone's feelings.

Magenta : SHUT UP! Anyways, next safe is… Coffee!

Coffee : Okay, I know I'm safe yay but the people in the bottom 2 is people who I expect wasn't eliminated.

Magenta : I-I-I guess. Anyways because I'm too lazy to go rather dramatic, Multicolored, I'm glad you're eliminated today.

Multicolored : Wait what!?

* FLING*

Magenta : Next challenge is… a Fire Drill! Okay, so this isn't a official Fire Drill but let's just admit it. Okay so now you're in a building.

Milk Chocolate : How did we get here?

Magenta : Teleportation. Anyways, let's get to it! So there are 2 fire exits in this building. You must choose right or left, more instructions later. GO!

Mint : The right, Pumpkin you'll come with me and I'm sure it'll lead us to the win!

Caramel : Left?

Butterscotch : Right.

Cookie Dough : …Right…

Magenta : YOU DUMB IDIOTS YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP! Now, that you're all captured. You'll never escape!

Mint : I could just press that button that says Exit

Strawberry : Wait, don't press any button that's in here! It might, just be a trap! Please don't do it! You'll regret everything!

Mint : Eh, maybe you're just overreacting. There's no way a button every lies to the one and only Mint, plus I've won Season 1, I definitely know what I'm doing.

/Mint got skinned

Strawberry : See what I mean?

Butterscotch : I nearly tried to press the Exit Button but, now that I see it's dangerous I'll never go near that thing ever again.

Caramel : You know what? I don't think I should go, I'll just sit and wait to eat these salty peanuts!

Cookie Dough : I will use my trusty handy dandy phone! Siri, HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS TRAP???

Siri : Okay my beeping master. *after an hour of explanation*

Cookie Dough : All right

Siri : But master—

* walks into a door, completely ignores Siri's directions*

Peach : Cookie Dough deserves to die so let's just pull this down and then that anvil will drop in him within 3 seconds.

Coconut : Peach. One question, what's with the feuding between you and Cookie Dough?

Peach : I just wanted to kill him, he seems to be an easy target. Plus, he's an ignoramus. Exquisite Cookie Dough! Or shall I call him, dumb Cookie Dough!

Coconut : Egg Nog, I have to agree on you with this.

Peach : AGREE ON WHAT!?

Egg Nog : N-nothing, anyways it's just hopeless there's no way to get outa here unless we do something!

Coconut : R-right.

Banana : We could fly! Let's get my new jet packs and fly out of this stupid, dirty and filthy place! Oh wait, beep I just broke it!

Raspberry : AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

Banana Split : Hmm… we could use these arrows to correspond to the projectors.

Pumpkin ; That's a great idea, but honestly… HOW DO WE DRAW ONE!

Banana Split : Who's the greatest artist here? No one? Fine… I'll just draw by myself and hopefully, they are useful and decontaminate from that projector.

Pumpkin : WAIT! Before, you continue I have a rejuvenate-or, that turns everyone young and stuff. Anyone would like some?

Banana Split : I bet Mint, wants one.

^Mint twitches^

Pumpkin : You know what? I'll just rejuvenate myself, let's see what I look like as a baby and wait… a baby!?

Banana Split : There! Let's throw it!

/burns Pumpkin to death

Banana Split : DAMN IT! I'm bad at throwing things into it's right destination, must ask someone else strong enough to do it. What about you Blueberry?

Blueberry : I'm not sure, but let's try it.

Chocolate : Oh wow, it actually worked. Now let's hope it doesn't kill any of us.

1 HOUR LATER…

Blueberry : Are we seriously the only survivors from that killer projector?

Chocolate : Well, Blueberry I guess that's true.

Blueberry : I don't know for how long we'll stay in this cage, I really needed to go to the bathroom so badly, my bladder's gonna explode.

Chocolate : Me too, but just try to hold it in. Anyways, let's find a way to get out of here. Hmm… we could always use a smart contraption, to help us get out!

Blueberry : Okay… and how do we do that?

Chocolate : Well, since we're both boys we could get out of here in no time, let's just pull the contraption and then it will lower the cage down.

Blueberry : For how long, exactly?

Chocolate : I don't know…

Blueberry : UGH! I can't hold it anymore! *goes urinate on a monster below*

Chocolate : Seeing you go, makes me want to go even more but hey you just peed on a giant monster! Aaarrrggghhh!

Blueberry : Don't worry we could just throw this giant rock at him!

/Monster gets angry

Chocolate : We're so doomed. But hey, we're both in Milk Chocolate's team and we're the final survivors right?

Blueberry : I'll just hope that it doesn't kill us and then if it will, I'm gonna lose hope in ever escaping this giant cage.

Chocolate : Everything-Flavored Ice Cream knows that we're here right?

Blueberry : I think not.

/BOOM

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Finally after defeating that monstrosity Magenta, let's get her out of here and kill her forever. Now, I'm gonna recover Chocolate and Blueberry.

Blueberry : Wait, how did you know we're inside of that cage? And know that we're alive?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Magenta told me, she should've kept it secret but whatever anyways after that I'm now the host again!

Chocolate : Where's the restroom!?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Hold it in, anyways time to recover the other contestants and now let's get going on with the winners of this challenge.

Chocolate : Can't… hold it… anymore… *relieved*

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Eww… pee is everywhere! Anyways, let's get going since Chocolate and Blueberry are winners they get… Immunity Tokens!

Blueberry : YES!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : It also seems that Milk Chocolate's team wins again! So let's VOTE FOR ONE OF THE MEMBERS ON TEAM PUMPKIN TO BE ELIMINATED!

Secret Ending
Milk Chocolate : After this episode, I was wondering what exactly was under that giant peninsula. Magenta's pet? A ogre? Anything? We'll never know… *sigh*

Episode 5, Day 5
Milk Chocolate : I was wondering, why I no longer get any screen-time, after Episode 2. Is there something wrong? Wait! I'm… in another dimension.

Chocolate : Quit dreaming MC, it's probably just because you… aren't a special character? I-I uhh… sorry sorta.

Milk Chocolate : *sigh*

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Now, I see that Team Pumpkin kept losing, so it's time to reward them somehow. If possible, with… AN ELIMINATION!

Coffee : Lemme guess, the next person eliminated is gonna be Banana. Because, he's been receiving at least 1 vote, every elimination.

Banana : I have no idea, why people hate me.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Shut up, Coffee you pessimistic whimsical. Anyways, let's get to the elimination and first is the likes!

Vanilla : WAIT! But how many votes are there?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : There are a total of 3 votes, it's 5 times fewer than last time which I am pretty upset about that. But here's the pattern Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Anyways, Coffee and Cookie Dough you both won the prize with 1 like vote and also, because Cookie Dough already won the prize BEFORE, so Coffee wins.

Coffee : So… I get a Skip Challenge Token. What a great surprise, I could use this any time.

Cookie Dough : I would have gotten it, if it weren't for you! Anyways, who's the first person safe in elimination?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Make it, yourself.

Cookie Dough : YAY!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Others safe is Coffee, Caramel, Banana Split and Vanilla. They are safe with 0 votes and something I've been questioning for a while. If there were 2 LIKES, how aren't there 2 DISLIKES but just one?

Banana : Maybe it's because some fans doesn't want to vote on dislikes, instead just voted for likes so that it would be a fewer chance of eliminating his/her favorite character.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Banana. Just know that you're the THIRD person eliminated with a total of 1 vote.

Banana : Oh come on'

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : People will debut let's see who are the contestants going to debut in this season!

Happy Ice Cream : I'm so happy!

Music Ice Cream : I'm just so glorious and famous! I'm like too famous!

Jelly Ice Cream : I'm c-c-clumsy!

Evil Ice Cream : I'm gonna eliminate all of you and take over the world!

Mango Ice Cream : Hi, I'm Mango Ice Cream. And I'm friendly.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : The debuting challenge is someone who can find all of the prime numbers that exist and is divisible by 2! Go!

Jelly Ice Cream : The sieve of Eratosthenes will help me find ALL prime numbers, that's divisible by 2! Wait, I just realize something if a prime number is divisible by 2 it isn't a prime number.

Happy Ice Cream : Which means that the answer is two itself. We should turn in our answers to EFIC as fast as possible!

Music Ice Cream : Oh no, you ain't going anywhere the glorious and most fabulous is coming through!

Evil Ice Cream : UGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE ANSWER! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S A PRIME NUMBER!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Seriously? It's a number that's only divisible by 1 and itself.

Mango : No, it's kind of obvious that I'm gonna win, now get out of my way I'm going to win this debuting challenge once and for all!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : And THE WINNER IS… MANGO! Congratulations Mango, you've made it onto the game!

Mango : YAY!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Milk Chocolate, Pumpkin and Coffee you three did the debuting challenge when I told you not to, but that's okay you get a Invisibility Token.

Milk Chocolate : So what exactly is the challenge for contestants?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : The challenge for contestants is find a word that has 9 letters and then form another word using that word you just found.

Mint : What happens next?

Pumpkin : Mint, EFIC is explaining right now. Try to be a bit more patient. Also, I need to talk. Just for a moment after the explanation.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Anyways. After you form the new word, you just remove the last letter in the new word and then if you have the best word, it'll help you in the next part of the challenge.

Milk Chocolate : One question, what IS the next part of the challenge?

Caramel : SPOILERS ALERT!

Raspberry : I'm so sorry but… I'm sort of… uhh…

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Shut up, anyways MC the answer to that is you must turn your new word into a vehicle and then race to the finish!

Raspberry : But how do we know if someone goes the fastest or not?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : You guys are very nosy, anyways just go. It's like 15 minutes wasted after all this talking.

Mint : Pumpkin, what's that thing you said about you needing to tell me something.

Pumpkin : Mint, I don't wanna be friends anymore. It's just that when being friends is what caused me to lose the challenge and I just realized that there are teams.

Mint : I'm also on your team, weren't I?

Pumpkin : No you weren't… but I really need some alone time right now. It's just… not the right time to chat but that's the only thing I want you to know.

Banana Split : After all these challenges, I don't seem to have shown any interesting characteristics. Well, it's time to embrace my curves and get going.

Milk Chocolate : You and I technically haven't said anything last episode. We are receiving very few screen time, well excluding the eliminated contestants.

Banana Split : I know, I'm not sure why people would even want to see me anyway, you're the popular one. *sigh*

Milk Chocolate : I'm sure you'll be fine. Anyways, just because we have few screen time, I'm sure that won't even do anything to make us leave.

Vanilla : Guys, I understand and I just want to say…

Banana Split : STOP GETTING MORE SCREEN TIME OMG! YOU LIKE HAVE BUNDLES OF SCREEN TIME!

Vanilla : Uhh… oh. *cries*

Milk Chocolate : Banana Split! Anyways, back to where we last stopped. Banana Split, let's just say it's nice talking with you.

Banana Split : You too. We learn so much about each other!

Milk Chocolate : Honestly, I don't know any further than you just having very few screen time. You don't show anything to the readers over there that… you're somebody who has significance to the plot.

Banana Split : Yeah. I sort of agree and I wish I could too.

Peach : Hmm… Fractions. And that makes actions. Actions turn into Action. Really simple. EFIC, you can sure be idiotic.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : This is why I hate Heather from Total Drama. Peach is just like Heather but in ice cream-ish form.

Peach : Whatever. What clearly matters is that I'm gonna win this challenge, can't you see? Plus, there's no way a word can turn into a vehicle.

Banana Split : Peach. Look behind you.

Peach : Huh? Oh my gosh! How can my word turn into a vehicle? It's like totally impossible! I'm, I'm not good with this!

Mint : Bed. And later it becomes bads. Which means the word is bad.

Caramel : Caramel turns into Cartel? So… Carte. Eh, even if it's not a word it's better than nothing I guess? So yeah.

Butterscotch : Lold. Which makes Bold so it means, it's Bol. Damn it!

Pumpkin : Alone. Lone. One? Wait that's in a word with 9 letters, so I should think of one again. Aww… why is it so tiring to find a word with 9 letters.

Coffee : Startling, starting, staring, string, sting and FINALLY sim. Okay, Milk Chocolate you're next.

Milk Chocolate : Strapping, trapping, rapping, raping (oh god indeed) wait raping? Eh, at least I don't do that thing I just said it's fine hehe.

Cookie Dough : Sugarcalifragilistcexpaildocious! Some random word, a friend of mine so that makes I guess doctors? That's my word or should I say ord?

Peach : OMG! You guys are all WRONG! Cookie Dough that is not a word with 9 letters *Kicks Cookie Dough away from her* And alone is not 9 letters.

Pupmpkin : Peach, didn't I just said my word wasn't nine letters? Wow, you really need to pay attention and my god stop hurting Cookie Dough what did he do to you?

Peach : Well duh. He insulted me, but I forgot when.

Pumpkin : Seriously?

Peach : Anyway, how do you ride this thing? Ooh, this button says SUPERSPEED. Hmph. I don't think I want to press that. It's probably a trap that actually slows down your car. I'll only press that if I want to lose badly.

Caramel : What if the button truly does make you super fast? I mean, you can't lie with a button with a name on it won't ya?

Peach : Shut up.

Caramel : *How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes! Got nowhere to run, the night goes on as I'm fading away*

Peach : Bye bye suckers. I bet none of you can ever get to me, well I forgot that we even had teams and by that nobody cares anyway so whatever. Bye suckers! Again…

Caramel : Wait, wait wait! I'm in your way!

/Caramel got flattened by Peach's car

Mint : I'm so sad. It's like nobody even cares about me now. I don't know why, but why did Pumpkin reject me for? It's so… unbelievable.

Strawberry : Vanilla you and I should team up and help each other in the challenge! Yay!

Vanilla : S-sure. Anyways what word has 9 letters? The first thing that comes into my mind is Chocolate. What do you think?

Strawberry : Maybe Miraculous? I dunno honestly.

Vanilla : How about… OH MY GOSH! PEACH'S CAR! AAAAHHHH!!!

Peach : I don't care about you dying, all I want is just to win this challenge and make my victory possible like always!

Mint : I'm not gonna let you win today!

Cookie Dough : Mint. Peach is on your team and also I just thought of a plan, to get rid of the weak one such as Mint. Hehe.

Peach : Now it's just YOU and ME!

Cookie Dough : I'm not gonna let you take over this… this challenge! I'm gonna win and I know it and shut up you stupid Peach!

Peach : Grrrrr… FASTER! FASTER! *Presses teleport button and teleport only 1 foot forward* Argh! It may go 1 foot forward but if I spam it will go more! *Spam button*

/Peach's vehicle got destroyed and it's remains killed some contestants

Cookie Dough : YES! I MADE MY TEAM WIN!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Because you won for your team, you get a… gift! It'll help you in the next challenge. Anyways vote one member of Team MC to be eliminated.

CONFESSIONALS
Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Welcome Team MC to elimination! Now, because your team names are quite bland, let's change that! Team MC, you'll be Team Yummy Chocolate and Team Pumpkin will be Team Delicious Pumpkins.
 * Mint : I am not weak. I just not wanting more screen time because it makes me feel stupid
 * Peach : One of the true reasons why I bully people… Is because I don't know if people truly loves me. But that is going to come to an end once I show them my true power and beauty!

Milk Chocolate : *sigh* one of us is gonna be eliminated and I hope it isn't me. What if it is? Aww… we just never know.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : What are you whining for? Anyways, the first thing we do every elimination is always telling the contestants who won the prize and now, the thing is that we had more dislikes than likes. Blueberry and Strawberry you two are the only people with likes.

Blueberry : Uhh… how many likes do we have totally?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : SHUT UP! Anyways, as I was disturbed by that hideous menace! We got a total of 5 likes, surprisingly. The person who got the most likes is… BLUEBERRY! You win the prize with 3 like votes.

Blueberry : Wow, that's a record! I must be a fan favorite. No one has ever gotten 3 like votes, must've been my luck and that means Strawberry got only 2 likes!

Strawberry : Aww… at least it's still 2 likes for me and only 1 more vote to get tied with Blueberry and actually beat him with another 1 more.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : First safe at 0 votes is our prize winner Blueberry! Along with Strawberry, and the team captain who's Milk Chocolate, Egg Nog, Coconut, Raspberry, Chocolate and… Barf! I need to take a break, all that talking is tiring.

Milk Chocolate : Woah, just as I expected Mint and Peach the bottom 2 and I bet it's a close voting too because I don't think anybody likes them. They are rather disturbing and also people who… don't help.

Peach and Mint : HEY!

Strawberry : Calm down you two, Milk Chocolate is just saying her opinion about you two she never intentionally tried to hurt your feelings and all.

Mint : Well, we definitely know who's gonna be eliminated it's that retarded Peach who has no friends is rather deadly also a spoiled brat!

Peach : Well, here's what I think! Mint is gonna be eliminated, because he's super bland and also had his friendship broken by Pumpkin all of the time because Pumpkin thinks he's bland and pretty stupid after all!

Mint : Hey! Pumpkin's my friend and he'd never leave me… oh wait, I remembered he just did. Yesterday at the racing challenge. Uhh…

Peach : That's what I thought!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Could I get on with the votes now, you two pesky competitors!? Anyways, there's a total of 9 dislikes and they are all for you. Let's see what TV says about this!

TV : And the last person safe is……………….……...……………………….………PEACH! with only 4 votes and Mint is eliminated with 5 votes.

Mint : WHAT!?

Peach : See, people like you make me sick. Also, don't even bother think of rejoining, you're just a freaking idiot who has no idea who he's talking about!

Mint : Well, with me eliminated, you are so gonna be vanished into speckles of dust! Pumpkin, bye it's my elimination and I just want you to know that I'm sorry we had to make our friendship broken.

Pumpkin : I don't care NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Now that that's over, let's get to the actual challenge. Today the challenge is to find a pair and then the pair needs to answer these three questions.

TV : The three questions are, Who created the Yo Mama joke?, Who's Shrek? and Who's the one who invented the Lightbulb?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : It may be tricky so get ready for it! Anyways, like I said choose your pairs and answer the questions TV just displayed in about half a minute ago or shall I say 30 seconds ago! Amirite?

Strawberry : Uhh… what?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : JUST GO!

Pumpkin : Now that Mint's gone, I have no idea who to work with. It's someone on our team. But, who could that someone be?

Blueberry : Hey umm… Pumpkin, what are you looking for?

Pumpkin : A partner of course.

Blueberry : Maybe, it must've been saddening to see Mint eliminated isn't it? He was your one and only best friend and was chosen on the opposing team.

Pumpkin : Mint was never my friend after his betrayal to me last season, I don't entrust people who betray another person who was your only confident friend.

Blueberry : You missed him do you?

Pumpkin : I… DON'T!

Blueberry : Pumpkin, it's okay to express yourself. It's never wrong to just say what you want to say and say what you got inside of your heart. Make your light shine through.

Pumpkin : You're right Blueberry, I-I missed Mint I never hated him. But after his betrayal to me in Season 4, it made me think that… things had changed between the both of us.

Strawberry : Raspberry, what's wrong and what happened to you?

Raspberry : I'm just too nervous to pick a partner, maybe anyone who ever pairs with me will be so saddened because I'm typically weak.

Strawberry : Raspberry don't be silly! You aren't weak, you're just mentally unstable and has a medical condition that will permanently be stuck in you and forever not be cured.

Raspberry : W-what!?

Strawberry : I'm just joking with you. What I'm saying is that, you could just find your pair… who you think fits with you who you think is the right person!

Raspberry : But what if everybody hates me? I'm definitely weak and no match for anybody here. Maybe no one even wants me.

Strawberry : Raspberry, get out of there and pick a partner. BEFORE I CRUSH YOUR SKULL AND BURN YOU IN A PIT OF STARVATION AND HELL!

Banana Split : Coffee, Barf, how come you two are the only people without saying any lines? It's like you guys never existed in this world!

Coffee : Banana Split. We don't usually say anything because we felt like we aren't the characters fans usually cared about, don't you ever thought about this?

Banana Split : You mean receiving 0 votes would actually indicates that we're bland… and that nobody cares about us? H-how could this be possible?

Coffee : Listen BS. If viewers don't vote on us or even dislike or like us even one time, it means they never cared about us and we're all characters who get ignored and the winner will be decided after they got nobody else to vote for but eliminate bland characters!

Barf : We're particularly waiting for our elimination, because it's like nobody cared anyway. Whether we leave or not, nobody's gonna miss us and it'll be impossible to ever convince them to get interest in us.

Coffee : You too Banana Split, you also don't get enough attention from the viewers, none of us do except for Cookie Dough, Peach, Mint,… all of those people bring significance to the plot of this show and we aren't the ones who are focused.

Barf : They ignore us because no matter what we do, they just think that characters who bring drama to the show are mostly people who are interesting and makes the plot interesting. They never cared.

Banana Split : But this can't be true, viewers love me. They love everybody, that's why they didn't vote any of us off the show, don't you think so Barf?

Barf : Not intentionally but yes. Partially, I think the person who deserves the most attention is the everybody and everybody should be disliked or liked! Because that shows people's opinion about us.

Coffee : I've received 0 votes in a row of my team's every elimination and I'm getting tired of this. Banana Split I hope you understand what we just told you.

Banana Split : I-I-you… *sigh* it's never gonna work, no one's gonna even care about me then. Nobody's gonna show any support nobody's gonna show any hate no nothing! I must've been bland too. How could… I-why?

Vanilla : P-Peach's gone mad with the other interns, I must stop her in order to save my friends! I'm coming for you my friends! AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Peach : Egg Nog and Coco, you guys can be my pairs because you two are the interns am I right? Oh wait, pairs means two people so it means Coconut is excluded because he's a boy and only girls can be pairs!

Coconut : I'm an intern too you know! You should give me the most respect out of the other interns here because I'm the only person in the group to take my job seriously! You don't even give a crap about anything!

Peach : What did you just say Coco?

Butterscotch : Okay the only one left is *SHOCKED FACE* Coconut!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Because you all can't decide a partner, I'll just make you partners by choosing them myself.

Cookie Dough : Please not Peach and me! Please not Peach and me! Please not Peach and me!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : The first pair is Peach and Cookie Dough!

Cookie Dough : WHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!

Peach : Hehe.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Okay, so I won't always put you with your enemies neither your friends so if you aren't sure how to interact with each other that's good because that way you won't earn any points.

Caramel : What are points for anyway? Aren't we in teams of two?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Well, you get points from now on and that means the teams are broken! Anyways, every point you receive will reward you with a prize but only Top 3 though.

Caramel : So how do we know if someone's up for elimination?

Eveything-Flavored Ice Cream : If that someone has fallen onto the Bottom 4, also you viewers should vote one of these contestants in the comments from now on.

Caramel : Alrighty then, let's get to the pair challenge like you said. So umm… that really exhibits some rivalry over there.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Here's the REST OF YOUR PAIRS! Coffee : Do I have to really do with a castaway from last season, who's always been the bottom two and never obtain any social environmental activity throughout the season!
 * 1) Peach and Cookie Dough
 * 2) Strawberry and Vanilla
 * 3) Blueberry and Banana Split
 * 4) Egg Nog and Coconut
 * 5) Butterscotch and Caramel
 * 6) Raspberry and Barf
 * 7) Milk Chocolate and Pumpkin
 * 8) Coffee and Chocolate

Chocolate : Woah, woah you can't just say that to a friend! Plus, I am your friend and I wouldn't let you down in this challenge Coffee plus I've plenty of brains!

Coffee : Ugh! You don't UNDERSTAND!

Chocolate : Well, I may not understand what you understand but at least I'm not a negative thinker like you are, Coffee!

Coffee : What did you just call me!?

Chocolate : A negative thinker who never thinks positive and only thinks that he is the best, just so that everybody is under his control!

Caramel : Butterscotch, are you smart?

Butterscotch : I think so, at least that's what I think is true. Anyways, who cares about this challenge! I mean everybody could easily answer all of that question!

Caramel : Butterscotch, I'm not joking, please tell me you're a very smart person, I'm depending on you otherwise I'd be the one failing for you.

Butterscotch : Aren't you WAAAY smarter?

Caramel : Uhh… I guess I am. But my IQ is only at 187! That's pretty… high and all but I don't really think this test I would pass if I don't get any help!

Butterscotch : You have nothing to worry about you're a genius, plus I'll just relax in the sunshine waiting for the host to say something else.

Caramel : UGH!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Ready, Set and… GO!

Raspberry : AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Barf : *pukes excessively on Raspberry making her scream of fear*

Milk Chocolate : Pumpkin, this is captain and captain. I know we were rivalries before, but maybe let's just cooperate for once, like best friends!

Pumpkin : You were never my best friend, Mint was but he left unfortunately. I could've just said, that I'll miss him but I didn't and that's just it.

Milk Chocolate : Umm… first question is Who Created the Yo Mama joke, lemme guess the Babylons right? Am I right?

Pumpkin : Just give it up, Milk Chocolate. There's nothing you can do.

Milk Chocolate : The Yo mama joke was made by a band. If so, what do you think Pumpkin? Anything… you think is the correct answer?

Pumpkin : Relatively made by a low-life on the internet who makes jokes about the most important family members and is also discovered in Bible.

Caramel : The one who made the Yo Mama joke was… the Babylonians. Shrek is a monster-giant-alien like the Russian traditional clothes and Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.

Butterscotch : I agree with you, Caramel. Made by the Babylonians and Shrek is a monster but I don't agree with the lightbulb thingy.

Caramel : What do you suggest?

Butterscotch : Well, Thomas Edison only improved the idea of the lightbulb, there are other Investers and an anonymous inventor of the lightbulb or aliased the boy named Albert.

Caramel : Reasonable enough, let's put it in the paper.

Cookie Dough : Peach, you aren't gonna do anything to me are you? Or try to kill me like you always do right, r-right?

Peach : Oh no I won't. Anyways what did you put in your stupid and idiotic test paper! And be quick otherwise I'll slap you into space!

Cookie Dough : R-r-right… i-i-it's uhh… umm… uhh…

Peach : QUICKLY!

Cookie Dough : Okay! The person who made the Yo Mama joke was someone's mom? No! Someone's son… Pls don't kill me Peach.

Peach : DAMN YOU!

Cookie Dough : AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Peach : I think my answers are more reliable than yours, slaves. Slaves made it up! Anyways Shrek is an ugly green ogre and the inventor of the lightbulb is Thomas Edison.

Coffee : The first one is similar to Pumpkin's.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Okay, looks like 4 pairs didn't even finish the test which is Strawberry, Vanilla, Blueberry, Banana Split, Egg Nog, Coconut, Raspberry and Barf!

Barf : What happens to us unfortunately?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : You'll see… anyways, the first two question is worth 3 points, the last one is worth 4 points equals to 10 points. Here's the results

Points
Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : So the contestants with the lowest scores or shall I say 0 points is up for elimination vote on of them to be eliminated. Since we have spare time let's see what other contestants say!
 * 1) Peach and CD, BS and Caramel, 6 points
 * 2) Coffee and Choco, Pump and MC, 3 points
 * 3) SB and Vanilla, BB and BS, EN and Coco, RB and Barf - 0 points

Strawberry : Vanilla, we were up for elimination again. What do you think will happen?

Vanilla : I don't know but I'm sure it's not you the one who's going to be eliminated tomorrow, it's gotta be someone else and you're nice why would people vote for you?

Strawberry : You don't understand, I tend to have anger issues!

Vanilla : Anger issues? Wow… alright? So umm… it isn't a problem but anger issues could get you eliminated but, there's no other reason for people to vote for you.

Strawberry : People hate people who has anger issues, don't you think that's true? Plus, nobody likes to be angry neither being treated in a furious way.

Vanilla : Don't worry too much. Maybe it wouldn't even be you eliminated, since you are… nice and kind and friendly even anger issues wouldn't even probably cause your elimination.

Egg Nog : Coconut, today I haven't heard of you much. Why not you try to say something! Like at least something that's… interesting?

Coconut : …

Egg Nog : C-can you turn around for a moment, you look quite shorter and I want to know what happened to your legs. OH MY GOSH! He's chopped in half!

Peach : By me, obviously and I'm immune which means I'll make it to the Final 15. Basically not the best but is better than you which is in the bottom 4 and is probably eliminated!

Egg Nog : Peach, shut up. You're way too mean and… I can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!

/beheads Peach

Coconut : I'm back to life again Egg Nog, there's a ice cream cone which brings everyone back to life. Try to kill yourself and it works!

Egg Nog : Oh cool. Let's try it! Oh wait, Peach is gonna come back to life is she?

Coconut : Woah, I'm still floating after 3 seconds of being revived, I guess it won't take long until I am fully myself again!

/an airplane crushed the ice cream cone

Egg Nog : Oh my gosh Coconut! You're dead. Forever. I need to call Everything-Flavored Ice Cream, for help if he can fix this!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Egg Nog, there's no WAY I can remake that. But, it's possible if I just by another one and reenter it's previous data.

Egg Nog : Oh-okay.

Episode 7, Day 7
Going to be remastered…

Episode 8, Day 8
Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Okay so last episode, I made it clear that the contestants with the lowest score will be eliminated. Well… there's a bug.

Chocolate : W-what bug?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : The points displayed was untrustworthy but in the 'Points Section' of this page is actually more reliable.

Chocolate : Which means the contestants up for elimination, weren't up for elimination? Instead some other contestants was?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Not exactly, Peach is still in the Danger Zone and Coconut fell into the danger zone which is totally unexpected.

Coconut : Aww…

Peach : Oh come on!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : That bug will be fixed, anyways Butterscotch, Peach, Cookie Dough you three contestants were up for elimination. I decided Bottom 3 is way more acceptable.

Caramel : Oh okay. So umm… let's get to the elimination.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Today we got 6 votes, similar to last time or debatably increased by 1 vote. It's debated due to a vote being unconfirmed.

Peach : JUST GET ON WITH THE VOTING!

Butterscotch : Wait a second, this elimination's unfair! We're not even supposed to be up for elimination, but the contestants who haven't done the challenge should be up for elimination!

Peach : AGREED!

Cookie Dough : Peach even if the points are summed you're still in the Bottom 4.

Peach : We now count Bottom 3 as an acceptable amount only, you didn't listen to our fellow host EFIC did you? Slave!

Cookie Dough : SHUT UP! Anyways, I think Butterscotch's right plus we're only up for elimination because of a bug.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Because the bug has already happened and there's no way to change that. Even if there is, it would only mean only 1 person received an acceptable 3 votes.

Cookie Dough : I hope that's not me.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Hmm… let's just say Butterscotch is SAFE! With no votes, apparently likes are no longer a BIG THING because nobody used it but it'll still be used if they want to.

Butterscotch : YES! Let's see, I think Peach has a big probability of being eliminated next, because she's not that popular.

Peach : GRRRR…!!!

Cookie Dough : You know what? Butterscotch, that's what I was thinking.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Even with 3 contestants in elimination, you guys are still talkative and very annoying. Anyways I can't say who's eliminated.

Cookie Dough : Why not?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : You both got 3 dislikes… let's settle this with a tie, depending on how many points you got, now I said Bottom 3 is now an acceptable amount for elimination right?

All : Yeah!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : All the bottom 3, Coconut, Chocolate and the contestants who haven't done the challenge received NO votes, so it's Bottom 4 that counts this elimination.

Peach : Which means—

Cookie Dough : You're joining the others in the Danger Zone! Finally, you actually got what you deserved you cold-hearted witch!

Peach : WHAAAAAAATTTTT!?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Looks like Cookie Dough was the only last contestant safe this elimination and it turns out it's fair now that Peach is finally gone for good.

Peach : NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Vanilla : Now that, Peach's eliminated, what else do we need to do today? Another challenge? A surprise? Whatever?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Well, sweet and lovely Vanilla we are well… not doing a challenge today, for a reason.

Vanilla : What does that mean?

Chocolate : He means, there's an actual rejoining today!

Vanilla : Oh, well… thanks Chocolate.

Chocolate : It's no problem my good friend!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : But first the eliminated contestant must eliminate one of the contestants in the Top 14.

Vanilla : Oh dear.

Strawberry : Don't worry Vanilla, I'm sure you won't be eliminated you're very friendly and nobody hates you well except Peach who hates everybody.

Chocolate : Yeah… sure?

Strawberry : What's weird? I'm just helping a friend!

Chocolate : I was supposed to say that, plus we're almost going out so don't try to ruin the time the both of us are spending together.

Strawberry : Fine… just spending Girls' Time with my best friend.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Starting from Blood and ends in Peach, let's see who's gonna be eliminated after Peach's sad, sad elimination.

Banana Split : Not sad. Because Peach dislikes everybody and there's no reason to like her anyway, it's just impossible to be friends with her.

Coconut : She has no reservations for any friends to join her on this competition anyways, let's just keep it in another way possible.

Banana Split : See? Even Coconut's smarter than that dumb nitpicking person, thing… or whatever they are called. Just find a negative word to describe Peach yourself!

Peach :  GRRRRRR…!!!!

Blood : Well. I'll eliminate Blueberry, since he's never done a challenge after Episode 1! Plus, he's one of the weakest contestants EVER!

Multicolored : Blueberry, you not doing challenges is very… illegitimate, so I guess I'll vote for you anyways.

Banana : Same like the others, Blueberry nobody seems to find you anywhere interesting and plus you not doing challenges could cause a big waste of typewriters.

Blueberry : Aww… guys are you seriously voting for me?

Blood : YES WE ARE!

Blueberry : Well… s-sorry if I did anything wrong to you, *sigh* next voter is Mint, I hope he doesn't vote for me too.

Mint : Since Peach is finally eliminated, I have no other choice but to vote for Coconut since he's bland and he's also quite annoying.

Coconut : I was NEVER bland. It's just who I am, but not to be judgmental you can think whatever you want just know I'm not here for judgements.

Barf : Blueberry, sorry but you're just too bland and you never do challenges, just like me but eh at least I speak more often.

Blueberry : What? You once had only 3 lines in an episode! Come on, plus this is totally unacceptable I was very friendly but why are people voting for me?

Peach : I don't vote for you, but I vote for COOKIE DOUGH!

Cookie Dough : Thanks for voting, but I'm not eliminated today, Blueberry is and I don't even want to hear any complaints from you!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Now time to go to the whirlpool, Blueberry. Anyways let's get on with the rejoining auditions but before that, I said there won't be a challenge right?

Raspberry : R-right…

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Well, there will be one and… I won't make it hard just simple. It's running through a field filled with mines! Say the numbers you won't to stand on.

Raspberry : If we stand in the wrong one we…

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : DIE!

Raspberry : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Coffee : Eh, it isn't as terrible if you ask me, we'll eventually be revived anyway, plus it is easy like he said so it's probably easy.

Milk Chocolate : What's the maximum amount of… umm… numbers?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : 100.

Coffee : I have to admit, 100 is a lot of numbers and… I sort of think it's quite unfair because if someone chooses a number and we survive then they'll do the same!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : The results won't be displayed after everybody choose 10 numbers and then it'll happen.

Coffee : Umm… okay, that's a great mind of yours.

Milk Chofolate : Stop being sarcastic and be happy that EFIC finally made it easier for us and made it fair and square like you said just stop with the sarcasm.

Coffee : It wasn't sarcasm.

Milk Chocolate : *sigh* You're right, just an attempt to get screen time.

Egg Nog : Coconut, you'll protect me during the moving squares right?

Coconut : N-no, I won't because this is individual, I'll help you if I was allowed to, but that would be sort of cheating.

Egg Nog : Oh… okay…

Coconut : Don't be so down, I'm sure you'll make it far.

Egg Nog : Thanks…

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : While the contestants are doing the challenge you can both vote and do the challenge so here's the auditions.

Blood : IF YOU WON'T VOTE FOR ME I'LL KILL YOU!

Mulitcolored : I'm super smart and will take the show seriously so vote for me to rejoin otherwise this show won't be… umm… taken seriously?

Banana : Please vote for me to rejoin, PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

Mint : Vote for me but don't vote for Peach!

Barf : It's no fair, I'm the fattest and is eliminated, please vote for me, I deserve another chance to rejoin. Please.

Peach : VOTE FOR ME OR I'LL CRUSH YOU!

Blueberry : There's no apparent reason to vote for me, but whatever vote for me if you want to well I know you won't because I'm bland.

Coconut : Umm… I guess I'll go one, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight… wow it's nine and I'm still not blown up which means… *BOOM*

Strawberry : Just continuing Coconut's strategy, he nearly won so I suppose moving to eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen and fift— *BOOM*

Raspberry : Uhh… umm… uhh… I ch-chose 1, 4, 5, 78, 98, 44, 33, 11, 3, 10… I just hope it works in this thingy… *Runs and both scream*

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Wow, you're the first to make it to the end, congratulations! Wait, where have she gone?

Vanilla : Eaten by sharks…

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : So much for a scaredy cat, you see kids running quickly to escape from death could cause death because Raspberry just ran into the edge of the ocean.

Butterscotch : Umm… yeah, noted. So let's get started with 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30! Hey, that ain't so bad I'm not blowing up!

Caramel : 7, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100, 99, 54… honestly I don't wanna do the challenge it's too original, plus I like something more based off of. Wait, I forgot I survi— *BOOM*

Cookie Dough : I hope I didn't end up like Caramel, Coconut or Strawberry. Otherwise it'll be too troublesome for me. Hey! I survived 7, block— *BOOM*

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Lemme add up the scores…

Egg Nog : How many people didn't do the challenge today? I was just a bit curious at the moment and thought I'd ask.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Vanilla, you, Chocolate, Pumpkin, Milk Chocolate and Coffee. 6 people didn't do the challenge out of the Top 13, not so great but eh, good enough.

Multicolored : That's 58.84% people did the challenge. According to my brain and my tongue.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Whatever, it's time for the rejoining ceremony and… yeah. Today we got a total of 13 votes, yet the same amount as Episode 1, thanks!

Blood : DID ANY OF US GOT 0 VOTES!?

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : The only people who had witnessed 0 votes, was nobody. All of you got at least 1 vote. Blood despite being eliminated a long time ago you only received 1 vote.

Peach : HAHA! I'm just so lucky, to receive at least 1 vote.

TV : I'll display the other results so apparently the other people who receive 1 vote is Multicolored, Banana, Barf and Blueberry.

Multicolored, Banana, Barf and Blueberry : NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : It's down to Mint and Peach… you both recieved umm the exact same votes with both 4.

Mint : What tiebreaker do you expect?

Pumpkin : Mint, quit being selfish and disturbing Everything-Flavored Ice Cream is trying to explain and you just disturbed him! How selfish!

Mint : WHHHYYYYYYYYY!

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : anyways the tiebreaker is how much you know another contestant's secret, the creators mark their score.

Mint : I know Pumpkin likes Cheese.

Peach : I know that Mint acts weak when he's (unfortunately and surprisingly) not because he doesn't want screen time since it makes him feel stupid.

Mint : It's true!

Pumpkin : Mint… I hate to tell you this, but it's true I do like cheese so unfortunately you and Peach are tied at the moment.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Remaining contestants, this is the last tiebreaker challenge you must vote either Peach or Mint will stay.

* After a while of voting*

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Mint WINS! Well, Peach looks like you're going home and the rest of you remaining Top 14, let's get to the contestants who's supposed to be UFE!

Egg Nog : It's Vanilla, me, Chocolate and Strawberry.

Episode 9, Day 9
Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Today we recieved a total of 7 votes. All of the votes will be read by me and so on… one vote for Chocolate. Two votes for chocolate. All the other 5 votes are for…

Vanilla : Please not Chocolate!

Strawberry : *sigh* She needs to stop missing Chocolate, this is getting way too dramatic… and sad ar the same time… oh wait they mean the same thing.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : Chocolate.

Chocolate : Vanilla, when I'm eliminated I want you to stay strong and win for the both of us! You can do it, I know you can!

Vanilla : Okay, I promise.

Everything-Flavored Ice Cream : So the next challenge for today is a paintball challenge! First part of the challenge is finding hiding spots GO!

Points

 * 1) Caramel - 23.5 points


 * 1) Butterscotch - 20 points


 * 1) Coconut - 16 points
 * 2) Cookie Dough - 18 points
 * 3) Raspberry - 10 points


 * 1) Coffee - 13 points
 * 2) Milk Chocolate - 12 points
 * 3) Pumpkin - 12 points
 * 4) Cookie Dough - 11 points
 * 5) Strawberry - 5 points
 * 6) Chocolate - 3 points
 * 7) Vanilla, EN - 0 points

Tokens
Blueberry - Eliminator Token

Chocolate - Eliminator Token

Coffee - Skip Challenge Token, Invincibility Token

Chocolate Milk - Invincibility Token

Banana - Invincibility Token