Ultimate Object World (Revamped)

Credit to User:Video Game Master for the idea! Yterbium can help too.

Rules

 * 1) You can edit. However, get this. All edits will be reviewed from me, I will set it free or revert it.
 * 2) Do not vandalize this. Vandalizing will equal PUNISHMENT!

Prologue
[Before the finale of UOW.]

???: They thought I was dead. But they are wrong. Today, I shall start my revenge!

[Dukey sets off a explosive, blowing up the set.]

MePhone: Wait a minute, Gelatin is dead. So Fan, you are the winner.

Fan: Yay!

Announcer: Wait, MePhone, should we restart the season?

Fan: What?

MePhone: Sure. We just need to wait for morning.

Episode 1a: Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Stayin Alive!
MePhone4: Hello everyone, welcome back. me and Announcer will host, anyways, the contestants are Firey, Leafy, Bubble, Flower, Spongy, Rocky, Ice Cube, David, Pencil, Tennis Ball, Blocky, Pen, Eraser, Match, Snowball, Coiny, Golf Ball, Teardrop, Needle, Pin, Woody, Gelatin, Book, Ruby, Fries, Bomby, Yellow Face, Puffball, Dora, Donut, OJ, Taco, Paper, Pickle, Bow, Apple, Marshmallow, Bomb, Paintbrush, Salt, Lightbulb, Pepper, Balloon, Nickel, Knife, Baseball, Fan, Suitcase, Microphone, Soap, Test Tube, Cheesy, Yin-Yang, Dough, Box, Trophy, Cherries and Tissues.

Announcer: Wait, I don't see Bow, Balloon, Gelatin and Puffball. Where could they- *breathes* Oh right. They're dead...

Pin: I've got this. (Uses HPRC to bring Bow, Balloon, Gelatin and Puffball back to life)

Bow: Wait a minute! This isn't Narnia!

Mephone4: So, lets start the challenge.

OJ: Isn't it going to be another one of those...

Announcer: Yep.

OJ: Oh god.

MePhone4: Whoever stays on the balance beam gets to pick the teams.

OJ: Oh no! Not this kind of challenge!

Firey: I hate water.

MePhone4: And..... Start.

(Microphone uses her loud voice, making Snowball, Golf Ball, Suitcase, Cheesy,Pencil, Match, Cherries, Fan, Ruby, Paper, Bomby, Nickel and Fries fall off. Puffball stopped floating from that and fell too.)

Yellow Face: Hey, Microphone! My headphones are perfect for you! Here, try them on! (He puts them on her and turns the volume up to absurd levels. Microphone dies from the noise and falls off.)

Soap: (Sees Dough eating an eçlair, with chocolate on his head.) AAAGH! It's a crime against neatness! (Faints and falls)

Dough: What the PEAR?

Flower: (Pushing off Coiny, Blocky, Dough, OJ, Dora, Apple, Pepper and Pen) GET OUT OF MY WAY-- (She is interrupted by...)

Yellow Face: BUY PAPER SLIPS TODAY! (Slips and falls)

Tissues: Goys moy consiSHAWN is even worse goys (Sneezes off the beam, hitting Salt, Gelatin, Taco, Leafy, Woody and Pickle and knocking them off as well)

Flower: (Idea Get!) Hey Needy!

Needle: DON'T CALL ME NEEDY! (Slaps Flower but misses her, hitting Ice Cube instead. IC knocks everyone else off besides Needle, Flower, Balloon, Bubble, Rocky, Knife, Book, Teardrop and Eraser off. Flower then kicks Needle off the beam.)

Knife: Hey! I'm the meanie! (Knocks Flower off and pops Balloon and Bubble.)

Rocky: BLEH (Barfs on the beam, causing Book and Knife to fall. Teardrop then punts Rocky off of the beam.)

MePhone4: So we have our team captains. Next time, they will choose their team members and start their first true challenge of the season. Until then, see you next time on Ultimate Object World!