Ultimate Objects

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The Host: Welcome to a brand new series coming at you live from a private resort in Vancouver, Brittish Columbia for the start of the course!

The Host: You see, 24 contestants will be here today to have the chance at a resort in Miami, Florida. All they have to do is travel across North America to get there. Easy, huh? Wrong!

The Host: The contestants will have to fight in teams of 8, each team consisting of a group of contestants from a part of a youtube series. If they lose, they will face elimination and they will also face The Headpin.

Headpin (?): Then I will choose who get's to stay on the losing team and who is eliminated.

The Host: If a contestant is eliminated, then they will have to take the cab of shame to catch the Plane of Losers at the nearest airport. Whoever outlasts everyone else in the game, and get's to Miami first will win $1,000,000 and a resort in Miami, Florida! The rest will then be chosen of who get's to come in and who doesn't.

The Host: So let's find out who will win, who will lose, and who will not become the Ultimate Object!


 * After opening scene*

The Host: Welcome back to Ultimate Objects! So the 24 contestants have already been told what the rules are, and here they come now!

Apple: Umm... where am I?

The Host: You're here at the Ultimate Objects starting location!

Apple: Ummm... what?

The Host: -_- Anyways, here comes Baseball!

Baseball: Thanks for having me here, man!

The Host: Blocky!

Blocky: Yeah! Time to kick butt!

The Host: David!

David: Awww... seriously?

The Host: Dictionary!

Dictionary: Anyone need help with english homework?

The Host: Eraser!

Eraser: Hey Everyone! Better leave cause I'm gonna win!

The Host: What a terrible lie. Fanny!

Fanny: If you think you're gonna win, you're wrong!

The Host: Fries!

Fries: *Eating fries*

The Host: -_- Leafy!

Leafy: Aww where's Firey? :(

Eraser: Oh great. You're here. No Firey to save you this time, huh? >:)

Leafy: D:

The Host: Marker!

Marker: I have a tattoo!

The Host: Marshmallow!

Marshmallow: Am I too hot for you? :P

The Host: 0_0 Match!

Match: Like, hello everyone! Like, OMG why is Leafy here?

Leafy: D:

The Host: Nickel!

Nickel: I'm worth 5 cents, but that prize is exclusive for me >:)

The Host: Orange Juice!

OJ: You can call me OJ.

The Host: Paintbrush!

Paintbrush: Hello everyone :)

The Host: Pen!

Pen: Boo ya!

Marker: Pfft. Wanna-be >_>

The Host: Pencil!

Pencil: Match! :D

The Host: Pepper!

Pepper: Salty-salt? D:

The Host: Pin!

Pin: Leafy still deserves the death penalty! >:D

Leafy: DDDDD:

The Host: Introducing, Robot Flower!

Robot Flower: Let me win or I'll crush you!

The Host: Ruby!

Ruby: I'm priceless!

The Host: Salt!

Pepper: Salty-salt! :DDD

Salt: Pepper!! :DDD

The Host: Tennis Ball!

TB: Yeahhhrrrr.

The Host: And finally, TV!

TV: I have, like, 1008 channels!

The Host: So welcome 24 contestants!

Contestants: Hello!

Marshmallow: Can we see who's the Headpin?

The Host: If your team loses, you'll find out.

Marker: T-t-t-t-t-team?

The Host: That's right. There will be 3 teams of 8 people of one show.

The Host: So BFDI Contestants, stand over there.

*Blocky, Eraser, Leafy, Match, Pen, Pencil, Pin and TB stand on the green mat*

The Host: Your team name is "Team Islanders"

TB: Why Team Islanders?

Leafy: Cause we're from the show Battle for Dream Island, am I correct?

Blocky: Shut it, Leafy!

Leafy: D:

The Host: Inanimate Insanity members, stand over there.

*Apple, Baseball, Marshmallow, Nickel, OJ, Paintbrush, Pepper and Salt stand on the red mat*

The Host: Your team name is "Team Acromania"

Apple: What?

OJ: It means a violent form of incurable insanity.

Nickel: Oh! That makes much more sense!

The Host: The rest of you, go stand over there

*David, Dictionary, Fanny, Fries, Marker, Robot Flower, Ruby and TV stand on the blue mat*

The Host: Your team name is "Team Outcasts"

David: Awww... seriously?

The Host: Your rooms are up in the loghouse about 10 minutes east from here. Get some rest. You'll need it.

*They get to their loghouses*

Baseball: Wow. This is amazing!

Nickel: If you mean that in comparison of Idiotic Island, yeah it's pretty sweet!

*Loghouse 2*

Pin: All in favor of sending Leafy to sleep outside, say 'I'

Everyone but Leafy and TB: 'I'

Leafy: Seriously guys? What cruelty have I done for you to do this to me?

Eraser: Be quiet, exiled! Be gone with you!

TB: :/

Leafy: :(

*Loghouse 3*

Marker: Now this is the luxury I need to stay in!

David: Awwww... seriously?

Dictionary: Are you going to say something OTHER than that?

David: NO!!

Dictionary: 0_0

*Back outside Loghouse 2*

Leafy: Hey TB :(

TB: Hey Leafy. Sorry for what's going on.

Leafy: It's not your fault. It's mine. I depended too much on Firey to save me, and now I'm on my own D:

TB: I know how you feel. I miss GB alot, and it's a bit different without Rocky here to barf on everyone.

Leafy: Thanks for your support, TB, but I bet the Headpin will make me first eliminated.

TB: Well, you never know. It's the Headpin's full descision to choose, he can't let one outrage from the entire team against you change his descision.

Leafy: You should go back inside.

TB: You sure you'll be fine out here?

Leafy: Trust me. I was born and raised out here. I'll manage.

TB: Alright, goodnight Leafy.

Leafy: Goodnight, TB. And thanks :)

The Host: What will happen next? Tune in to Part 2 of Ultimate Objects to find out!