User blog:User:Liopleurodons/Pencil Gets Held Back

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(Pencil is sleeping, then the alarm clock rings 9:00)

(Pencil wakes up)

Pencil: Oh no, I overslept, this is it, I'm late for the 10,000th time.

(at school)

Golf Ball: Hey, where the heck is Pencil?

Pencil: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, I was late for the 10,000th time.

Golf Ball: Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Oh, Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh, Pencil, go to the principal's office cause you have been late for the 10,000th time.

(at the principal's office)

Bubble: So Pencil, what brings you here to my office?

Pencil: I was late for the 10,000th time.

Bubble: Pencil, I hate it when you become late for school, and I have no choice but to held you back to previous grades, go to 11th grade.

Pencil: How about you go to 11th grade.

Bubble: Pencil, go to 11th grade now!

(at 11th grade)

Firey: OK class, get out your science books, where's your science book Pencil?

Pencil: I don't have one because I belong in 12th grade.

Firey: That's it, go to 10th grade now!

(at 10th grade)

Leafy: OK class, we are going to watch Bill Nye The Science Guy, Pencil, are you chewing gum in my class?

Pencil: Um..........................................................................yes!

Leafy: Then go to 9th grade.

(at 9th grade)

Pin: OK class, your math homework is due today so take it out, where's your math homework Pencil?

Pencil: I don't belong in 9th grade, I belong in 12th grade.

Pin: That's it, go to 8th grade, that means you go back to Middle School.

(at 8th grade)

Coiny: OK class, get out your Social Studies books and study because we've got a test today, where's your Social Studies book Pencil?

Pencil: I don't have one and I didn't study because I belong in 12th grade.

Coiny: That's it, go to 7th grade now!

(at 7th grade)

Needle: OK class, get out your textbooks, where's your textbook Pencil?

Pencil: I don't have one because I belong in 12th grade.

Needle: That's it, go to 6th grade now!

(at 6th grade)

Eraser: OK class, get out your math sheets, Pencil, where's your math sheet?

Pencil: I don't have it because I belong in 12th grade.

Eraser: That's it, go to 5th grade, that means you go back to Elementary School.

(at Elementary School)

Nickel: OK class, it is snacktime, where's your snack Pencil?

Pencil: I didn't bring it.

Nickel: That's it! Go to 4th grade now!

(at 4th grade)

Announcer: OK class, it's time for music, get out your guitars, where's your guitar Pencil?

Pencil: I don't have it!

Announcer: That's it, go to 3rd grade now!

(at 3rd grade)

Ice Cube: OK class, we're going to have a test so get out your number 2 pencils, Pencil, where's your number 2 pencil?

Pencil: I don't have it?

Ice Cube: That's it, go to 2nd grade now!

(at 2nd grade)

Puffball: OK class, it is time for division, what is 100 divided by 10?

Pencil: 43,962,367.

Puffball: Wrong, the answer is 10, and that number you said is above my grade level. That's it! Go to 1st grade now!

(at 1st grade)

Teardrop: OK class, get out your computers and do your work, Pencil, where is your computer?

Pencil: I didn't bring it because I belong in 12th grade.

Teardrop: That's it, go to kindergarten now!

(at kindergarten)

Puffball Speaker Box: OK class, it is time for reading, so get out your reading books, where's your reading book, Pencil?

Pencil: I don't have one.

Puffball Speaker Box: That's it, go to preschool now!

(when Pencil got to preschool)

Pencil: Aw man, I have to go back to preschool, why would I ever get held back to preschool? I'm gonna die here.

(at Preschool)

Gelatin: OK kids, time to watch Teletubbies Uh Oh Messes and Muddles.

Pencil: Preschool is crap because of all the baby movies!

Gelatin: OH MY GOD Pencil, i can't believe you said that preschool was crap and you insulted all those kids, that's it, your expelled, go home now!

(when Pencil got home)

Pencil's Dad: Pencil, I can't believe you got held back all the way to Preschool and got expelled, THAT'S IT! You are so grounded for tranquility.

Pencil: Oh no!

Pencil's Dad: I will be deleting your YouTube account and you will be doing lots of chores and community service, you will only watch baby shows for the rest of your life.

Pencil: Shoot!

Pencil's Dad: Now go watch these shows or else you will be grounded even more.

Pencil: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(later)

Pencil: I can't believe I have to watch these baby shows, I guess I'm stuck here because I got sent back to preschool, I really miss watching adult shows WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

How Pencil Got Held Back

 * 12th grade Was late for 10,000th time
 * 11th grade forgot science book
 * 10th grade Chewing gum
 * 9th grade forgot math homework
 * 8th grade forgot social studies book
 * 7th grade Forgot textbook
 * 6th grade didn't have math sheet
 * 5th grade forgot his snack
 * 4th grade forgot guitar
 * 3rd grade doesn't have no.2 Pencil
 * 2nd grade answer was too advanced
 * 1st grade forgot computer
 * Kindergarten forgot reading book
 * Preschool said Preschool was crap