Inanimate Insanity 2 Episode 14: Into The Portal

BEFORE YOU READ: This is a fan-made episode of I.I. It is not real. Be aware of that. (s0 sp00ky)

(Just letting you know since this will help you understand this fan-made episode alot better, Lightbulb got eliminated last episode. Also, Balloon got eliminated Episode 12.)

(At OJ's Hotel)

OJ: Where is the newly eliminated contestant? I haven't seen them around.

Paper: I saw the portal pop up, but no contestant came out of it.

(The portal appears but it's corrupted.)

OJ: What was that?

Paper: It's been dong that lately...

Yin-Yang: (joins the conversation)

Yang: IT DISTURBS MY BEAUTIFUL SLEEP!

Paper: Well how will we stop this problem?

Yin: We'll need a specialist to check it out.

Yang: AND THAT PROFESSIONAL WILL BE ME!

OJ: Yin-Yang, you don't understand how dange-

Yang: See ya, losers!

Yin: NO!!! (goes into the portal)

(Intro plays)

Mephone: Hey guys! It's Elimination time! So Fan got Immunity. He is safe. The prizes are candles! So... Here's your candle! (throws candle at Fan)

Mephone: The first people are safe are Suitcase, Baseball and Test Tube.

Suitcase: Congratulations guys!

Mephone: Microphone is also safe.

Microphone: (candles hits her on the head) Hey!

Mephone: Paintbrush, Knife and Marshmallow. You guys are the bottom three. Well, I'm sure all the boys are safe... I think.

Paintbrush: (slaps Mephone) Just tell us by name!

Mephone: Okay okay! So Knife is safe. And... Paintbrush is eliminated!

[Because I can't think of a way to end her time being in the competition, let' just skip it.]

(Mephone's phone rings)

Mephone: Ugh! What is it OJ?

OJ: (on the phone) Did you send anyone in the portal since Balloon got eliminated?

Mephone: Uh, duh! Lightbulb and Paintbrush.

OJ: (mumbles) They're future is doomed!

Mephone: How?

OJ: The portal got corrupted and now they got sent somewhere else!

Mephone: Oh no! That means... MORE LAW SUITS!

(cuts to where the trapped contestants are)

Paintbrush: Wha... Where am I?

Lightbulb: Hi Painty!

Paintbrush: WHY ARE YOU HAVING TEA WITH YIN-YANG IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?

Lightbulb: (throws cup of tea in Paintbrush's face) Chillax Painty.

Yang: WHY DO YOU ENJOY DIPPING STICKS IN YOUR TEA?!

Yin: Calm down, Yang. She may find it appetizing.

Lightbulb: (makes a crazy face while chewing on a stick)

Paintbrush: Well, wherever we are, we need to get out of here.

Lightbulb: Relax, Paintbrush. Enjoy the scenery. (points to the grassy fields they're sitting in over looking a waterfall)

Yin: It is quite peaceful here, I agree with Lightbulb.

Yang: It would be even more relaxing IF ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WEREN'T HERE!

Paintbrush: Well, if you say... (sits down)

(cuts back to the rest of the show)

Test Tube: How is this POSSIBLE?

Fan: I must update the Fan Blog!

(Everyone flips out)

Mepad: (to Mephone) Why don't wemake the challenge to rescue the trapped contestants?

Mephone: Thanks Mepad! What would I do without you?

Mephone: (shouts) Guys, calm down! Your challenge is to find the missing contestants!

Suitcase: I sure hope they're okay...

Baseball: Don't worry, they'll be fine.

Knife: Let's hope.

Mephone: Okay everyone. Jump into the portal!

(competing contestants): NO!

Mephone: I'll make you then! (kicks them into the portal)

(In the portal...)

Microphone: Look! There's so many entrances!

Marshmallow: Which one?

Knife: This one! (jumps in)

Test Tube: Fan, let's go find the contestants together!

Fan: Seems like a good idea!

Suitcase: It's no use without Balloon. Now no one sticks up for me anymore.

Baseball: I'll stay with you!

Suitcase: Really?

Baseball: I could never put down a friend like you!

Marshmallow: (enters an entrance) Wait... I still have that time machine, right? (checks for time machine) Oh no. I left it in Idiotic Island. How will we get back?

TO BE CONTINUED...