Talk:COIC X/@comment-27630482-20160416015427

Pink: OMG like Cream!

Cream: Wh-what...?

MaGeNtA: Hey Cream did Pink tell you...

Pink: No not yet.

MaGeNtA: K. Like, let me say it. You know our mom Hot Pink and our dad Salmon?

Cream: Y-yes...

MaGeNtA: Well, they've discovered something! That wretched like, fake Magenta's husband is...Dark Pink...

Cream: D-Dark Pink...?! Wh-who is th-that?

MaGeNtA: An evil member of our family that lived a few decades ago. Pink and I aren't old enough to remember, we're only high schoolers. But--

Pink: But like, apparently he murdered many people. He was executed by our cousin Bright Pink, he's like, a police officer. And like, his wife Rose Pink like, saw him with that fake Magenta. And so like, his clone...is like, going to like, destroy the world with Magenta! Well fake Magenta.

Cream: O-oh...

Pink: Cream, text EFIC what I said. AND DON'T FORGET! That fake Magenta isn't a big problem--Dark Pink is...he'll...gain power from like, all darkness and evil and meanness...and destroy the world!

Cream: G-got it!