Retzyn's Battle For Dream Island

Welcome to Retzyn's Battle For Dream Island! This is basically a my way with a little twist on it...OK, several little twists. Anyways, enjoy!

Unkown Laboratory, Morning
???: Hm... There! It's done! My first host robot has been made!

Announcer: Hello there. Beep-boop.

???: This is so exciting! Let's send it to...

(??? glosses over to many different small countries: Haljik (future home of BOTO), The Great Plains (future home of II), Torata (future home of OU)...)

???: Aha! This one's perfect!

(??? taps Goiky on their digital map and scoops the Announcer)

???: Perfect! Now let's see what happens.

Goiky Grasslands, Morning
Golf Ball: Wake up you lazies!

Tennis Ball: Golf Ball, I think it's 6 AM. Not many people wake up at this hour.

GB: I don't care!

TB: What are we even going to do? There aren't many exciting things in this place.

GB: We'll manage!

Firey: Hey guys, what are you doing at this hour?

GB: Oh, you're awake.

TB: Why exactly are you awake, anyways?

Firey: Fire doesn't need sleep, silly.

TB: Oh right. Is anyone else awake on your side?

Firey: Nope. They're all just a bunch of good ol' sleepy heads.

Author's Note: Since Firey was a little bland in the original, I'm gonna make him have a sort of silly and fun personality in this My Way.

GB: We need something to wake them up!

TB: Like what?

Firey: Airhorn?

GB: Great idea. What do you think, Tennis Ball?

TB: I agree. Good idea.

(Firey looks over at his side. In his side, Snowball, Blocky, Pen, Eraser, Spongy and, oddly enough, Teardrop are sleeping.)

Firey: *blows airhorn twice* Wake up, you lazy, lazy people.

Snowball: AAAAHHH! Don't scare me like that ever again, or I'll snap you in half.

Firey: How do we know you'll not melt?

SB: Stop it with your shenanigans!

Blocky: SB, stop screaming. I want just five more minutes, please.

Pen: Holy crap, Firey. You CAN'T be more of an annoying jerk.

Eraser: I personally believe that was cool.

Pen: Just because the airhorn has a pink top doesn't mean it's cool! Pink isn't even manly!

Eraser: Pink IS manly!

Spongy: All this...fighting makes...me want...to go...back to...sleep...

Teardrop: (Why am I sleeping next to this guy? He's always sleeping or eating or both! I hope someone could get rid of this fat tub of lard.)

TB: Guys, calm down. It's just to wake you up.

Blocky: What he said.

Leafy: Hey guys, what's up?

Everybody but Blocky, Spongy and Teardrop: AAAAAAAHHHH!

Leafy: Am I really that scary?

GB: No, but never surprise us like that!

Leafy: Geez, I'm sorry.

Pin: Could you all stop talking? We're trying to sle-

(clock hits 10:00 AM, all alarm clocks ring.)

Pin: Aw, c'mon!

Needle (from the other room): Guess it's time to go outside, you screamers!

Coiny (near door, talking to Bubble): Guess we have to go outsi-

(Firey slaps Coiny with a pie.)

Coiny: Seriously, it's not funny.

Bubble: *laughs*

Coiny: Really?

Bubble: Soirry, I coin't hoilp it Coiny.

Woody: Eh...heh...

Coiny: Not you too!

Woody: Sowhee...

(Pencil runs in and opens the door.)

Pencil: Let's go! We have lots of things planned today!

Match: OMG, like, I'm so excited!

SB: I'm taking my handglider with me.

Rocky: Can I go with you?

SB: No.

Rocky: Aw...

Leafy: It's okay, Rocky! We can play tic-tac-toe together! *pulls out two pencils and a sheet of paper*

(Flower comes in and kicks Teardrop into the wall.)

Flower (mocking): Looks like you can't complain, because you can't talk!

Teardrop: (Gr...)

Flower: Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?

Ice Cube: Uh...no?

(Flower kicks Ice Cube into the stratosphere.)

Flower: That's what you get!

Firey: Well, I'm off. See you all soon!

GB: Were are you going anyways?

Firey: The woods.

TB: Why are you going there?

Firey: Some unfinished business...

Match: Bubble, go spy on him.

Bubble: Whoi me?

Pencil: Just do it.

Bubble: OK!

(Firey goes into the woods. Bubble follows closely behind.)

Pen: I'm going to jump from cliff to cliff!

Eraser: That's going to be so awesome!

Blocky: I'm gonna go find the ICRC (Ice Cube Recovery Center) and pull a prank on Ice Cube!

Needle: Everybody seems eager to set off...

Coiny: You think?

Needle: Well, Pin's the only one who stayed with us... and Spongy too, but he's sleeping.

Pin: He's so lazy! I just want to confine him in a small chamber along with Flower, Woody and Golf Ball!

(FORESHADOWING?!?!?!?!!?)

Coiny: That's...very specific, Pin.

Pin: I don't care. Anyways, I gotta go now. See ya.

Needle: Goodbye.

Coiny: So...uh...what now?

Needle: Well, I have one idea, but it involves you kissing me-

Coiny: No.

Needle (sad): OK then.

Coiny: Sigh, I'm just going to prepare some food.

Needle: Goodbye...

(Coiny goes into the kitchen.)

Needle: Now I'm all alone...

Goiky Woods, Midday
(Firey is walking in the woods, whistling a song, Bubble occasionally switching trees every time he goes forward.)

Firey: Ah, here it is!

Bubble: (He's...boilding something. I coin't see what it is, though.)

Firey: Bubble, please get out.

Bubble: How doid you noitice me?

Firey: Doesn't matter. Just leave.

Bubble: Whoit if I doin't?

Firey: I'll pop you.

Bubble: OK then...gooidbye.

(Bubble goes away from Firey, but stops at the nearest turn. She runs up to Firey and pushes him aside. She can finally see what it is.)

Bubble: Oihoi! It's... a...

Firey: Boat, for safe travel through the Goiky Canal.

Bubble: Oh. Woill then.

To be continued.