Talk:COIC X/@comment-29293509-20160421215732

(Jellyfish enters the mansion while singing Spooky Scary Skeletons.)

Jellyfish: The screech will-

(Jellyfish hears a creaking noise.)

Jellyfish: WHO GOES THERE.

(Jellyfish pulls out a gun.)

Ghost: Wait wait, it's just a costume!

Jellyfish: Bummer.

Dude in Costume: But further into the house there are actual ghosts!

Jellyfish: 3spooky5me

(Jellyfish goes deeper into the house. He passes by popping skeletons, ringing phones, screeching dolls, Rainbow Sherbet and other spooky stuff.)

Jellyfish: Wait, what was I here for?

Satan: To find a thing.

Jellyfish: Thanks Satan!

(Jellyfish keeps going through the house until...)

Jellyfish: House forest!? Cool!

(Jellyfish inspects the demonic monkies and deformed anacondas.)

Jellyfish (to what can only be described as an abomination): Aren't you just the cutest goat-snake-lion-apple-thing?

(Jellyfish keeps going through rooms. He stumbles upon a dead end.)

Jellyfish: Oh look, a crack in the-

(Pineapple explosion.)

Pineapple: We are free, brothers and sisters! Run, run!

Jellyfish: Was I supposed to find this?

Guy McPearson: No, you were supposed to find this.

(Guy McPearson hands a wooden statue to Jellyfish.)

Jellyfish: KTHXBAI

(Jellyfish storms through the rooms back to the entrance.)

Jellyfish: SUCCESS!