BFDIA Randomized/Episode 11

Ruby: How are we going to make Firey fire again?

Book: Well, yoyle chips effects usually last from 1 week to 5 months. So it's gonna be a while.

Firey: Well, I'm fine with this.

Announcer: Team Ice, it's time for your cake at stake.

Eggy: Why are we always the people up for elimination?!

Saw: Because we have the least members.

Eggy: Oh.

Announcer: Today we got 10 votes. Let's see who will get the prize.

TV: Saw (2 votes) Balloony (2 votes) Eggy (1 vote)

Announcer: Saw and Balloony are tied, which person will get the prize?

Balloony: You can have it Saw.

Saw: Yay!

* saw spins wheel, gets a laptop as a prize*

Saw: Cool! At least I have something to entertain me if I get eliminated!

Eggy: That won't be any time soon!

Announcer: Anyways, on to dislikes. The person safe with 0 votes is... Yellow Face

Yellow Face: Yay!!!!

Announcer: We have chocolate cake today. So everyone that isn't up for elimination gets a slice. *throws chocolate cake at everyone but eggy, saw, and balloony*

Announcer: Eggy is safe with 1 vote. *throws chocolate cake at her*

Eggy: Yay!

Announcer: Anyways, the person eliminated with 3 votes is.... No one. You both got 2 votes respectively.

Yellow Face: So who's gonna get eliminated?!

Announcer: We will have a mini challenge. The first to blink gets eliminated. Go.

* balloony blinks*

Balloony: What?

Announcer: Balloony is eliminated.

Balloony: Wait, what?!

* tlc thrower throws balloony in tlc*

Eggy: Yay! I knew you'd be safe!

Announcer: *throws chocolate cake at saw*

Announcer: Anyways, your next challenge is to escape this very deadly house. The first person to make it out wins for their team. Go.

Eggy: Oh no! This house is really scary!

Saw: And there are blades everywhere!

Yellow Face: I'm not going to do this. *dies*

Eggy: No, Yellow Face! Come on!!

Eggy: *tries to jump over spikes but dies*

Saw: Luckily, I'm a bunch of blades myself! *walks by traps, traps let him pass because they think he's a trap aswell*

* saw makes it out*

Announcer: For the first time ever, probably, team Ice wins.

Eggy: Yes, Saw! I knew you could do it!!

Firey: Let's see if my throwing technique will work! *throws ice cube with tongue*

Ice Cube: Why!! *gets shattered*

Firey: Oh well, let me try with Match.

Match: *slaps firey* Don't even, like, touch me. Ever.

Firey: Okay, what about you Ruby? Want to give it a try?

Ruby: No way!

Firey: Book?

Book: Umm, sure?

Firey: *throws book with tongue*

Book: *gets ripped in half*

Ruby: How can you even throw with your tongue?

Firey: Season one.

Ruby: What?

Firey: Wait a minute, I'm metal! *walks by traps*

Pen: AHH!! Firey is walking by every trap! We can't lose! We're having such a good-

* firey makes it*

Pen: streak..

Announcer: Welp, Team Ice wins, Team freesmart places second, and team epic is last. So vote for Pen, Cake, Marker, Bell, and Basketball. Voting ends March 31st 2:30 PM (ETC)

Voting
Vote in the comments who you like/dislike!

Aftermath
Firey: Wait, isn't tomorrow April first?

Announcer: Nope, that's the day after tommorow. Oh, by the way. *burns firey*

* MRC recovers firey*

Firey: Why did you do that?

Announcer: Because fire killed fire, ha ha, isn't that ironic?

Cake: Ha!