Black Hole Gains His Limbs/Transcript

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Pencil: Match, I wonder when our next battle is going to be. It's been so long since the last battle.

Match: I don't, like, know, but I don't, like,  want another one. I want to play Spongy Cake

Pencil: Yeah!

Spongy: *Falls out of the sky* What?

Pencil: Not you!

* Scene Change*

Black Hole: I wonder what it would be like if I had limbs

Cratey: I don't know. Maybe somebody has some spare limbs for you. Trash Can, can you help Black Hole get limbs?

Trash Can: No, I'm playing with Target right now. Maybe sometime.

Target: You missed a spot.

Trash Can: Oh, that one?

* Jacky creeps over to Trash Can's back very stealthily*

Cratey: Jacky, can you help get Black Hole's limbs back?

Trash Can: Wha?

Jacky:  *looks embarresed.* Does it involve junk or garbage?

Cratey: I don't think so.

Jacky: Then I can't help you. Unless, you let me trash it up a little, you know?

Cratey: Umm, no thanks. Can anybody help?

Black Hole: It's not that big a deal. I'm sure I can go on without...

CD: I can help. I don't need these arms, I can go as an armless. Do you want them?

Cratey: Black Hole wants legs, not arms. Trusty old Tree can help! Tree! Come help us! You're my friend, right?

Tree: I'm not your friend.

Cratey: But all those times.

Tree: What times? I can't help you or Black Hole in any way.

Cratey: But...

* Flashback with Cratey on top of a speeding train, and then gets caught by Tree, who quickly shrugs him off, then him sitting in Tree, when Tree shakes him off, then Tree moving away on a bench when Cratey tries to sit next to him.*

Tree: I can't help.

Cratey: I guess I am not your friend. *Cratey cries, and his tears start to melt him for some reason.*

Black Hole: Cratey! Watch out!

* Cratey melts himself, and purple liquid spurts out.*

Alto Clef: *Emerges from a puddle of that purple liquid.*

Kiwi: What is that thing? Where did it come from? What does it do?

Alto Clef: I am Alto Clef. I came from that ugly box thingy! I play games with people!

Black Hole: All I really wanted was some legs...

Alto Clef: Well! You're in luck! They have this new place called Object Camp! It's where objects from all over, like Object Havoc, Battle For Battle For Dream Island, Inanimate Insanity, Object Overload, even here! But it doesn't have a host!

Globy: So, why are you telling us about it?

Alto Clef: Because one of YOU GUYS is going to BE THE HOST!!

Radary: Yay, which one?

Alto Clef: The winner of a game.

Radary:  What's the game?

Alto Clef: The game I'm going to play with you! It's called Battle For Object Camp!

-Intro-

Cooky: I don't know about you, but that's cooky!

Alto Clef: And you guys get to murder each other!

Scythe: Yay! I call dibs on Bubble! You know, kill to win!

Alto Clef: Every episode, there will be a new contest, and then somebody will be eliminated the next episode! Whoever has not been eliminated at the very end of the contest gets to host Object Camp!

Signy: That's just nonsense. I don't get that. You ARE DUMB! EVERYBODY IS DUMB! EVERYBODY'S DUMB BECAUSE THEY THING THAT THEY'RE GOING TO WIN EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO WIN!

Sweeper: Calm down, Signy.

Signy: I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN! WHY DON'T YOU JUST ELIMATE EVERYBODY HERE AND LET ME WIN BECAUSE ALL OF YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WIN!

Alto Clef: That's for voters to decide, not you.

Signy: THEN VOTERS ARE STUPID!

Black Hole: What does this have to do with my limbs?

Alto Clef: *Gives Black Hole limbs, Black Hole now has legs*

* scene change*

Alto Clef: To start the game, you have to form teams. Every team has to have exactly 9 people! Go!

Match: Well, it's obvious we should be together in the alliance! Come on Pencil, Ruby, and Bubble.

Bubble: Uhh!

* Scythe is grabbing Bubble.*

Scythe: I've got you Bubble!

* Scythe stabs Bubble and pops her. Bubble Recovery Center recovers Bubble into the team with Match, Pencil, and Ruby.*

Bidet: I'll choose you, Soviet Symbol!

Soviet Symbol:  Umm, thanks. Okay, I'll be part of your team.

Leafy: You seemed like you needed some help, SS, but I guess Bidet already chose you! I'll be part of your team Bidet!

Globy: I don't really have any friends, but Cooky's right next to me, so I guess I'll be on your team, Cooky.

Pencil: How about Pen!

Pen: Yeah! Let's go Blocky and Eraser!

Sweeper: Spongy's always been a good guy, but he hasn't gotten enough love. I'll be on your team, Spongy!

Scythe: Definetely NOT Bubble. Definetetly YES Snowball!

Snowball: Finally.

Coiny: Come on Snowball, let's be on Scythe's team!

Half A Pinwheel: I'm only half a contestant. How do I fit in? My team will have 8 and a half.

Bidet: Be on my team, Half a Pinwheel!

Liy: Maybe, I should be on Wirey's team.

Pin: I make a good team leader. Let's go Needle and Spooly

Scrubber: If I go onto Wrenchy's team, they will have 9 people. I'll go there.

Book: Come on Ice Cube! Just because we're alterantes, we can still be on Pencil's team!

Pencil: We have 9 team members yeah yeah yeah! 9 team members yeah yeah yeah!

Alto Clef: What's your team name, Pencil?

Pencil: FreeSmart!

Eraser and Blocky: We didn't all agree to that!

Match: And, what would you want it to be?

Eraser: Not FreeSmart.

Alto Clef: Your team name is "Not FreeSmart."

Pencil: But, that's like the worst ever!

Scrubber: We have a team!

Globy: But we don't have a name!

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Globy: It has to be something that isn't confusing

Alto Clef: So, your team name is "Something That Isn't Confusing."

Windchime: So, we can be 'Totally Awesome Team!'

Enginy: All right!

Alto Clef: You guys are "Totally Awesome Team."

Windchime: No, Totally Awesome Team!

Radary: Looks like I'm in an all-girls team. *sigh*

Alto Clef: And you guys are..

Condiment: Team Names are hard.

Alto Clef: Welcome to the game, Team Names are Hard.

Hamburger: Well, Gelatin, Fries, Donut, Canteloupy and I are all food, so naturally, we should be on the same team. Besides, Yellow Face's Team needs some members.

Alto Clef: You guys are Yellow Face's Team.

Yellow Face: YAY!

Scythe: Come on Snowball! We need to think of a name! Alto Clef's coming to us, next!

Alto Clef: And, what's you're team name?

Bricky: Umm, Clever?

Alto Clef: Four teams to go.

Canteloupy: So, I am on Yellow Face's Team?

Target: Trash Can, Jacky's on our team!

Alto Clef: And what is "Our Team's team name?"

Sweeper: We should let Spony or Tweezery decide.

Tweezery: How about "Spongy is Awesome!"

Everyone else on the team except for Sweeper and Spongy: NO!

Alto Clef: Your team name is "Spongy Is Awesome." Three more teams to go.

Microphone: He's cathcing up to us fast, Stereo!

Stereo: What do you want me to do about it?

Microphone: I want you to come up

Alto Clef: What's your team name At the same time as Microphone: With Something.

Alto Clef: Your team name is "With Something."

Showerhead: We're the Shower People!

Kiwi: No we're not!

Alto Clef: Just in time. Five seconds left before times up. Two. One. Zero.

Clocky: But we didn't get to have a name?

Alto Clef: I will call you "Team Nameless." No, your contest now is "Do The Test!" There is a screen with questions. Discuss with your team the answers, and use the keyboards to type them up. The next question will show once you have entered your team's answer. Whichever team with the least amount of points will be up for elimination at next episode's Cake at Stake. Go.

OJ: What is the average of the following: Hoobadoo, Schwoobadoo, Moobadoo, and Mabadoobee?

Stereo: Obviously, Theltoobee!

Benchy: Type it up!

OJ: OK.

Snowball: THIS IS DUMB! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS?

Scythe: It's Crueloodoobah.

Pillow: Scythe, what's this?

Scythe: Clappadooba!

Lollipop: Book's ahead! Her team has only ten questions left!

Scythe: Then kill Book.

Pillow: I'd never do that!

Lollipop: Neither woud I.

Scythe: Looks like I'll have to kill her. I have a blade for a reason, and it's sharp for a reason, and it's a blade meant to kill. murdering other contestants hightens your chance of winning a contest. But I'll pop Bubble first.

* Pops Bubble, stabs Book.*

Canteloupy: Kiwi, what's 3 + 3?

Bidet: Half A Pinwheel, I can answer that question for you!

Leafy: I'd rather do it.

Bidet: Then you can do it, Leafy!

Taffy: Woah!

Soviet Symbol: This is a hard one.

Dagger: Scythe, what's the answer to this question?

Pen: Shwooba Kooba!

Alto Clef: Not FreeSmart has finished.

Benchy: Come on guys, faster!

Jacky: Woohoo! We're done!

Alto Clef: Spongy is Awesome is dumb. I mean done.

Eggy: We're done!

Alto Clef:  With Something is done. Something that isn't Confusing is done.

Scythe: We have to work harder.

Coiny: We only have two questions left.

Flashlight: Come on, we're done!

Alto Clef: Yellow Face's Team is done. Umm Clever is done.

Radary: Oh no! We're behind!

Alto Clef: Team Names are Hard is done.

Radary: Phew.

Alto Clef: Totally Awesome Team is done.

Foldy: Oh no, we lost!

Alto Clef: Vote somebody off of the Shower People to be eliminated.

Alto Clef while Cast is going on off to the side: Voting ends May 20th, get ready to vote somebody of of the Shower People. Have a fun time voting.

* Scene Change*

Scythe: Coiny, want to go kill Bubble.

Coiny: Not really...

Scythe: That's OK. We're still friends. Want to kill Ice Cube instead?

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