Object Simulator

Object Simulator is a spoof on Goat Simulator and is planned to be released in 2029.

The Park
A free place to relax, wasting your time.

The Dry, Dry, Reef
A dry reef. That's all I have to say.

The Cruise
Sit down on a chair and enjoy the ride, trying not to get seasick. No one knows if it goes in an infinite loop or not but it probably does.

Hella' Hot
You must of been very, very bad to go to such a cold, heartless place. And unholy.

Dear Lord, Heaven Is Nice
You must of been very, very good to go to such a nice, angelic place. And holy indeed.

The Park
Salesman Object:That man is rocking the ice cream man outfit. It would be so sad if someone were to throw him out in the forest and kill him.

Lake Object:The rarest object in the lake. There is only one of them, and they love Cattail apparently.

Camo Object:Blend in! Blend in! Blend in! Did you hear me?! I said Blend In!

The Dry, Dry, Reef
Equestrian Object:Yeehaw! You look so happy to be riding a stray horse in the middle of nowhere.

Cliff Object:Do you see something behind that boulder? It must be the Illuminati, they're every f*cking where.

Hitchhiker Object:Where? Nowhere! Here, There, Everywhere!

The Cruise
Relax Object:Have you seen a golden chair? I haven't!

Party Object:It would be so awesome if a dolphin were dancing there.

Cake Object:Who ate all the cake? You did, fat*ss.

Hella' Hot
Satan Object:Worship the likes of Satan! You are VERY unholy!

Fire Object:Satans rappin' on FIaHHHHHhHhHhHhhHh

Lava Object:Confiscate the trash bin and relieve your trash stress.

Dear Lord, Heaven Is Nice
God Object:Worship the likes of God! You are VERY holy!

Angelic Object:Get your wings and fly outta that hellhole!

Juice Object:Its not Champagne, it's Holy juice! Only unholy people drink that stuff!