Pencil vs. Batman

Pencil vs Batman is a fanfic made in 2012.

Summary
Pencil tries to fight Batman by using literally, one million people.

Superheroes

 * Pencil
 * Match
 * Pen
 * Bubble (cameo)
 * Avadh (originally a villain in Batman)
 * Ornithologist (originally a villain in Batman)
 * Manuel (originally a villain in Batman)
 * Hot Dog

Heroes (minor characters)

 * Pencil Jr
 * Pen Jr
 * Yaretzi
 * Zona
 * Qalam-Rassas
 * Cil
 * Leafy
 * Firey
 * Needle
 * Coiny
 * Teardrop
 * Pin
 * 899,984 others (Firey Jr, Amylosplast, Ruby and more)

Supervillains

 * Batman
 * Blocky (turns good later)
 * Eraser (turns good later)
 * Snowball (turns good later)
 * Ice Cube (turns good immmediately)
 * Flower (never turns good)
 * 99,994 others (Evil Leafy, Knife and more)

Plot
The episode begins with the Announcer saying it's a beautiful day in Nairobi. However, that is about to change because at the Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (Object Centre), Batman runs from the plane, kicking people to get out of their way whilst saying he was going to rob the centre. Then the police come and Batman gets arrested for five years. Next is a five year montage, with examples of Pencil and Pen getting married, having six children and learning about Batman. Pen sees on the news that Batman has escaped jail. Pencil also sees a video on a hot dog eating Batman. Pencil Jr suggests they form an alliance with him.

Meanwhile, Hot Dog is let on their alliance and explains to them that he tasted like popcorn chicken. He suggests they get more people in the alliance. A few minutes later, the remaining alliance members ask for new people. Pen catches Firey and Leafy's attention and will only join if it is free. It is free. Match catches Coiny, Needle and a few others' attention because she did cool tricks with the sign to fight evil. Then, since Hot Dog is a major celebrity in the Object World, he catches 700,000 people's attention. Batman meanwhile reads the newspaper, and gets really angry. So do his henchmen and henchwomen, Blocky, Eraser, Snowball and Flower. Then they try to catch attention, but everyone ignores him because obviously, he's evil. He catches the attention of 99,994 others though.

Later, Batman plots his evil plan to switch everyone's positions to random places. It gets activated but takes 10,000 seconds. At Pencil's house, Pencil is standing on a stage, welcoming three new heroes that caught her eye. First of is Batman's enemy Ra's al Ghul. He claims he is not an Arab terrorist (in what Batman named him), but an innocent Spaniard. He gives a long speech on why he should be named Manuel, which according to ElConfidencial.com, is the most common name for boys in Equatorial Guinea. Match gives him a makeover. Next up is Penguin. Pencil angrily mumbled that his name is offensive to her, Pen, the kids and the penguins that came. Ruby's sister Garnet suggests he be named Ornithologist. Match suggests going to a gym once and a while. Last is the Joker. Pencil renames him the Gujarati name Avadh, meaning 'one who has never been killed'. (http://www.whereincity.com/india-kids/baby-names/?nameFor=B&language=7) He is also disgusted by his hideous clown makeup. Match says 'she'll make him the best looking human on the alliance and all the mirrors Batman broke will fit together'. She wants the makeover to be private. Thirty minutes later, Match comes out and says 'Voilà' to her new creation: Vénus d'Avadh. The audience all cheers. Puffball asks how she did it.

Just then, the switching machine activates and throws everyone to random places. Minutes later, 'Super Pencil' saves the world except for Pen. She does not know where he is, until she sees a pair of legs buried behind a rock. Then they all realise that is Pen. He appeared to be dead, until she kisses him. She assures him Batman did it. After that, they all converse about how Batman got evil. Pencil shows a flashback from seven years ago at the Total Firey Island convention. Her and Match were security interns. She asks Batman - then 'Batboy' where he was from. He replied Gotham City. Pencil says to him to see a therapist and Match threatens him if he will not go.

Then, now everyone blames Pencil and Match, who say that he didn't see that therapist she recommended. Then, Blocky says with 99,994 others that they want to turn good. He even brought the switching machine and says he will use it on Batman. It gets activated, but for a good cause. Just then, Batman, Flower and many others still evil are randomly switched. Batman lands in a food filled bowl. Then Golf Ball and Tennis Ball suggest that everyone torments Batman, such as singing the Jingle Bells, Batman Smells song and hiring ninjas.

Later, they go to the best restaurant in Nairobi: Talisman (no offence, other restaurants!), which has been magnificently decorated. It is revealed that the special is Batman Patties. Everyone eats one. Teardrop's friends say that this place is so diverse, because you can hear people are speaking languages such as Latgalian, Slovak, Quechua, Nepali and Moroccan Arabic. For the first time, Teardrop can talk. Then the restaurant gets very quiet because they are so shocked. All she said was that Batman is delicious! Soon, Hot Dog is extremely elated because he can eat his arch-rival. The episode then ends.

Differences between Original Version and Wiki Version

 * Batman and Pencil have two musical numbers.
 * Avadh's name had originally ten words, at least.
 * Bubble spoke many words.
 * When Teardrop talked, the restaurant didn't get silent.
 * There were a lot of copywritten characters, such as SpongeBob SquarePants, Alternate Dimension Phineas and Marf (Robot and Monster).
 * Pin spoke.

Trivia

 * It is revealed that Pencil's full name is Pencil Badhrasa Carmencita Schreiber-Zapalka (Pen's last name) née Triángolo.
 * Match and Pen are brother/sisters.
 * Coiny and Needle had fourteen children. It is currently unknown what their names are, but Coiny claims they're being trained to be humanitarians (in the literal sense).
 * The centred couple is Pencil and Pen, rather than Leafy and Firey.