Object Theater: Act 0

This is only a preview! Stay tuned for the real thing, with illustrations by me!

Begin Act 0.
Seventy-two inanimate yet animate objects are locked in their own jail cells, just to participate in a show against their will. I know, kinda stupid. There must be some sort of reason for all that.

Well then, let's meet our cast!

> Look in one of the cells.
In this cell stands a standing glass of orange juice. What will you name him?

> Enter name.
ughhhhhhhhh

> Try again.
Much better!

> OJ) Examine cell.
Your cell contains a MeBook Air, a state of the art laptop made by the one and only Meeple. It says it in the manual, at least. It feels weird having a laptop like this in a jail cell like this. On it is the ObjectGossip program, a state of the art text/voice chat system made by the one and only Tinysoft. It's almost as if the producers of the show wanted you to be able to communicate in your cells.

You have a absolutely normal personality. You are sometimes shy and silent around new people but you get used to it quickly.