Object Adventures

Hello, and welcome to Object Adventures! This is a story about an object who ran around like a crazy person, and dies in very wierd ways. Anyway, HERE WE GO!

Lava rock: I wanna go on an adventure.....

LR's mom: Sure...

Lava rock: I'll stay home for now...

LR's mom: NO! *Gives LR a bag of 2000 gold*