Pencil vs. Batman (episode transcript)

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Scene 1: 5 Years Ago

 * Announcer: It was a nice Madaraka Day in Nairobi. Sun is shining, families gathered and everyone is patriotic in honour of this day.
 * (meanwhile at Pencil's house) Pencil: Happy Madaraka Day, Match!
 * Match: What's that?
 * Pencil: Oh, it's when Kenya is autonomous from Great Britain!(http://www.globalpolicy.org/component/content/article/162/27609.html)
 * Match: Hey! We had something like that in Canada. It's Canada Day! It's in a month from now.
 * Announcer: Unfortunately, not everyone's in the holiday spirit. At Jomo Kenyatta International Airport's Object Centre, that is.
 * (a black figure is descending from a plane) Batman: I am Batman! Mwahahahahahahaha!
 * Tennis Ball and Golf Ball's Kids: Aaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * Leafy: Come on kids, we'd better go to Dubai sooner.
 * Batman: (to Bubble) Move! I'm trying to rob an airport.
 * Bubble: Polois! There's a thoif on the lois!
 * (The police rush in and handcuff Batman) Police: Let's go. Trying to rob an airport, eh? Well, that'll get you arrested for five years.
 * Batman: Curses!

Scene 2: The Discovery

 * Announcer: We are going to see a five-year montage.
 * Priest: Do you, Pencil Badhrasa Carmencita Triángolo take...
 * Nurse: And this, Mrs Schreiber-Zapalka, is your baby.
 * (back to now) Pencil: What? World-disliked criminal released from jail? That's horri—
 * Pen: Look at what's on my computer! (they are watching this amazing video by elcid1984, Hot Dog Eats a Batman) He's eating our enemy!
 * Pencil: No, those are just those annoying pests that purposefully invade our house.
 * Pen: It's Batman!
 * Pencil: Omg, omg, omg! Get it away from me!
 * Yaretzi: We should form an alliance with him!
 * Zona: Yeah, but this guy says he's a villain. Tt.. (rolls eyes) he's obviously not.
 * Match: Well we should meet up with him!
 * Announcer: Thirty minutes later.
 * Pencil: ... And that's why we want you in our alliance.
 * Hot Dog: Oh, so that's what it's all about. Well, I was so happy before the incidents, but before Batman, Bane and Knife ate my children, I just, well I just got extremely depressed.
 * Pencil: Never fear, Super Pencil is here! (skips to five minutes later) Gadget manual, no. Pocket television, no. Personal Recovery Center, yes! (She reveals a gigantic recovery center ten times Hot Dog's height)
 * Crowd: Ooooh!
 * Pencil: So who did you want to recover?
 * Hot Dog: My kids, Hot Dog Jr, Sausage and Kleinewien.
 * Pencil: Okay.
 * (the Recovery Center gets activated. Slowly, his long-lost kids came out of the recovery center.') Kids: Dad!
 * Hot Dog: How was your stay?
 * Sausage: Horrible! Bane tainted my bun that I can't live without, and I died!
 * Hot Dog Jr: Mine was even worse! I actually got eaten! By Batman! And that was the worst feeling I could ever get. I said my final goodbyes, and ever so slowly, he chomped on me! I just died.
 * Pencil: Well, now that you're free, what should we do next?
 * Hot Dog: I have an idea! You all go stand in the middle of the busiest area in Object-Nairobi whilst Pencil throws an amazing concert in front of thousands!
 * Pencil: Thousands! (Her smile was so big it could reach to the sky and back again)

Scene 3: Alliance, Please?

 * Pen: (Holding a gigantic sign) Anyone want to fight crime and evil?
 * Firey: Look Leafy! A person with a sign! That has to be good!
 * Leafy: Oh my photosynthesis, it's Pen! Remember from high school?
 * Firey Jr: What's high school?
 * Firey: Is it free?
 * Pen: Yeah, but exclusive membership is KSh 5000.
 * Match: (doing tricks with the sign like 'spinning it) Who wants to fight evil?
 * Coiny: Yay! A sign twirler! Needle, the 14 kids and I'd love to join your alliance. I'm training the kids to be humanitarians. It's free right?
 * Match: Yeah, but exclusive membership is KSh 5000.
 * (Yaretzi and Zona are dressed as animals. Yaretzi's a mouse and Zona's a cat.) Yaretzi: If there's anything people like, it's kids and animals. That's why I dressed up as a mouse.
 * Zona: Hssss!
 * (100,000 people are coming) Endoplasmic Reticulum: That's adorable! I want to join!
 * 99,999 People: Yay!
 * Hot Dog: Who wants to fight my enemy! It's free!
 * 320,000 People: For free!?

Scene 4: Evil Plan
(To be continued)
 * Batman: Mwahahahahahahahaha!