Don't Trust a Fan

[Fan is at the store, looking for patata chips]

[The guards then check him and his brain]

Fan: What are you doing?

Guard 1: Checking your brain.

Fan: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW. What the heck do you think you’re doing?

What the heck do you think you’re doing?

Guard 2: We’re just checking your brain and don’t run screaming.

Checking your brain and don’t run screaming.

Fan: What the heck do you think you’re doing?

What the heck do you think you’re doing?

Guard 2: We’re just checking your brain and don’t run screaming.

Checking your brain and don’t run screaming.

Girl 1: Ya gotta be in every part if you wanna be a guard.

Gotta be in every part if you wanna be a guard.

Girl 2: Ya gotta be in everyone if you don’t wanna go and burn.

Ya gotta be in everyone if you don’t wanna go and burn.

Guard 1: I say don’t trust a fan!

Don’t trust a fan!

Guard 2: He said don’t trust a fan!

Don’t trust a fan!!!!

IM FIRIN MY LAZER

[ Objectverse explodes]