Life of Object

Life of Object is a show.

Episode 1: General Nonsense/Fast Times with Soap
Suitcase was walking from the store, to her house. She then finds a coin that reads “Kill Soap”. She listens. She walks to Lightbulb’s Apple store. “Have you seen Soap?” Suitcase said. “I have not.” Lightbulb replied. “Do you want The Garbage Pail Kids Movie or not?” Suitcase screamed “no”. She then goes to Soap’s house, where Suitcase thinks the ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ is. She goes to Soap’s closet. Suitcase finds a chest. She finds a gun. When Soap comes home with Homestar Runner, Suitcase is holding the gun backwards. She kills herself.