DanganRonpa Objects

Episode One:Daily Life, Deadly Life
Frisbee:Well, this is it.

Frisbee:I've always admired this place.

Frisbee:Hopes Peak Academy.

(Frisbee looks at his note)

Dear Frisbee, you have been accepted into Hopes Peak Academy as "SHSL Lucky Student"

Frisbee SHSL Lucky Student

Frisbee:Hold on. Aparrantly the headmaster wants me to go to the gym.

(Frisbee walks inside)

Frisbee:Wheres the gym?

5 minutes later....

(Frisbee walks into the gym)

Axe:You kept us waiting!!

Axe SHSL Delinquent

Keyboard:Be quiet silver Head, I'm contributing to this wonderful thing we call FANDOM.

Keyboard SHSL FANDOM Contributor

Chevron Sign:Easy for you to say.

Chevron Sign SHSL Cross Gaurd

Billboard:People here just complain...

Billboard SHSL Advertiser

Roller Blade:Ha! People just like to, like you!

Roller Blade SHSL Trickster

Deodarant:(sigh)....right...

Deodarant SHSL Jogger

Package:All you do is run, I actually do something that helps.

Package SHSL Mailman

AK-47:I do something that helps the NATION.

AK-47 SHSL Veteran Soldier

XBOX 360: I fight Call Of Duty Style.

XBOX 360 SHSL MLG NoScope Gamer

Hanger:I bet you have to clean up the cartridge, I do that in 5 secs.

Hanger SHSL Maid

Vinyl:Clean up my turntables.

Vinyl SHSL Master Of Ceremony

Laptop: Well Vinyl, I've recorded better. ON ITUNES!!

Laptop SHSL Techno Savvy

Book:Still, I bet you haven't learned about Nazi, run by Hitler Adolf and destroyed in WW2.

Book SHSL Historian

Gem:Everyone stop!

Gem SHSL Peace-Maker

Frisbee:Gem?!

Gem:Huh?Frisbee-

Monokuma:Hello fellow individuals!!

Monokuma Master Of Despair

Frisbee:What?!?!

Hanger:A bear?

XBOX 360:Ive played almost every game and still haven't seen something like this.

Keyboard:Perfect for the next top page.

Monokuma:I'm the headmaster, MONOKUMA!!

Hanger:Pshht. You aren't the headmaster, I want someone else!!

Monokuma:Too bad..

Hanger:How about I beat your lean!!

Monokuma:Violence towards the headmaster is worthy of punishment!!

Hanger:Too bad!!!(steps on Monokuma)

Monokuma:Ohh..deity!! Deity to the Spears Of Gungir!!

Hanger:Hu-

Spears Of Gungir

Hanger is impaled with Spears until death, killing her.

Everyone except Monokuma:AHHH!!!!

Monokuma:Yeah, the door is sealed with iron!

Frisbee:You monster!

Monokuma:Also...the only way to get out is to get away with MURDER toward a fellow classmate!!

Frisbee:This isn't....right..

Axe:I have an idea! Let's throw that twerp at the door! It's sure to unlock!!

Frisbee:Hu-AHHHH!!!!!!

Everyone except Monokuma and Axe:(gasp)

(1 hour later....)

Gem:Are you OK Frisbee?

Frisbee:Yeah..