Engie49's Very First Free-Add Fanfic

Engie49:Howdy Everyone,Welcome To My Very First Free-Add Fanfic!

Rules: Have Fun! There Are Severe Consequences For Disobeying This Rule!
 * 1) You Can Add Characters,But They Can't Be From Inanimate Insanity.
 * 2) No R13 Allowed,If You Do This,That Line Will.BE.DELETED!!!!
 * 3) The Second Rule Applies To Everyone,Including Me.
 * 4) Only Nightmares Can Use Demonic Powers.
 * 5) DO NOT VANDALIZE OTHER PEOPLE'S LINES,OR ELSE I'LL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP,Just Kidding!

Chapter 1:Introductions
Cowboy Hat:Mighty Fine Weather Today!

Snowman:*holding Parasol to block sun* You Said It!

Lollipop:If You Agree With Him Then You-

Skully:NOBODY CARES YA DARN RASCAL!!!

Lollipop:Shut The Fu-

* Lollipop Gets Gunned Down By Engie49*

Engie49:I Forgot A Rule,ABSOLUTELY NO SWEARING!!!

Firey:We Gotta Keep This Fanfic Appropriate!

Skully:Violence Is Allowed,But Swearing Isn't? That Makes No Heckin' Se-

* Skully Gets Shot*

Engie49:COMPLAINING IS NOT ALLOWED!!!

Pin:What?! That's Crazy!

Engie49:*Sigh*Things are already going to hell in a hand basket.

* Suddenly Zombies Start Rising Out Of Their Graves*

Everyone:OH $#!T,ZOMBIES!!!

* Excalibur Kills Some Zombies*

Excalibur:Fear Not,For I Am Here To Save The Day