User blog:Liopleurodons10 Ways To Kill David

1: Bake him into a pizza

2: Throw him into an ocean

3: Throw him in a cliff and make sure he does not land in a trampoline

4: Burn him in a fire

5: Blind him with a sunlight

6: Annoy him with so many Yellow Face commercials

7: Squeeze him in the smallest hole you can find

8: Bore him with Indian Music

9: Ram him up

And if all of these failed, try number 10, make sure you do this right, shove him in a heater, and make sure you put the heater on high