Diary of A Wimpy Gem

Tuesday
First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say "diary" on it. Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.

The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was MOM's idea, not mine. But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she's crazy. So just don't expect me to be all "Dear Diary" this and "Dear Diary" that.

The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long. So this book is gonna come in handy.

Like I said, I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.

Here, I'll show you some. For example, Fizzlewent J. Flower. I know her name sounds good that that makes her good, but it's the total opposite. She has went on a random show thats called Battle for Weird Island or whatever and she keeps bragging about it and said that she has fourth place out of twenty-first place. Actually, she has twentieth. Because of that she keeps bullying everyone that's eliminated like her, they let her to join the game again.