The COOL Super Sawesome Elimination Show 1: Weclom back Suckas


 * Darby: I'M BORED AS HECK!
 * Firey: Yeah! Me two!
 * Mr. Yokai: WELL LET'S GO FOR A ROLL IN THE COOL SUPER SAWESOME ELIMINATION SHOW!
 * (dubstep plays)
 * Firey: You came out of nowhere!
 * Darby: Yeah!
 * Mr. Yokai: THIRTY FIVE CONTESTANTS FIGHTING FOR DAB ISLAND! LET'S DO THIS.

FIRST CONTEST

 * Mr. Yokai: First contest is a parkour! Last five standing WINS! GO!
 * Remy: This is easy! (punches bleh)
 * 34/35 Remaining
 * Four: Hey! Don't punch our creation! (fires lasers at remy but misses, hitting Lord Voldermatar instead)
 * 33/35
 * Root Beer: I hate my life. (does a self-destruct)
 * 32/35
 * Flumbo Murp is just standing their
 * Goo: How come nobody's hitting Flumbo Murp? (knocks flumbo murp off but is unfortunaly stuck to it) OH NO!
 * 31/35, 30/35
 * Captain Skull: This is SOOOOOOOOOO easy! (shoots vivienne)
 * Vivienne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!
 * 29/35
 * Remy: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER! (punches captain skull)
 * 28/35
 * Pie Old Version & Pie NEW Version are having a slap fight
 * Chespin: Me eat pies! (eats both pies and gets too fat he falls off his platform and into the LAVA)
 * 27/35, 26/35, 25/35
 * Vince: The killing never ends! (boom stomper crushes him)
 * 24/35
 * Boom Stomper is struggling
 * I got a plan! (tries to walk over boom stomper but boom stomper gets up knocking darby into the lava)
 * 23/35
 * Grapeshot: Three, two, one, BOOM! (self destructs but manages to knock boom stomper off)
 * 22/35, 21/35
 * Chainsaw Enemy: Dude! If we both win, we won't be on the same team!
 * Battleaxe Enemy: Good point. Can I chop you?
 * Chainsaw Enemy: Sure, whatever. (gets chopped)
 * 20/35
 * Penguin: You don't MURDER your friends! (kicks battleaxe enemy into the lava)
 * 19/35
 * X: No more screechie plz!
 * Desk kills X & Four and revives Bleh
 * 18/35,17/35, 18/35
 * Bleh blows up
 * Penguin shoves Evil Leafy off
 * 17/35
 * 1Up pops Balloony and Penguin flies off
 * 16/35, 15/35
 * A Tomato is just standing their
 * Remy: (kicks tomato off platform)
 * 14/35
 * Toadstool eats Taco Bell Logo
 * 13/35
 * Desk pushes Toadstool off but also falls off
 * 12/35, 11/35
 * Firey attempts to burn Sans but is melted
 * 10/35
 * The liquid also hits Ella
 * 9/35
 * Sans: BFDI contestants are boring. 1Up!
 * 1Up: YAY! (kills snowballs and pen)
 * SO YEAH, THAT'S ALL. PLZ CHECK CONTESTANT LIST FOR TEAMS

Contestants
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