Battle For A Trillion Episode 1A - Another Object Show

Pie : *sigh* Why does everyone else get to compete in a object show? I mean,it isn't fair! We are objects,so why don't we get to compete?

Pan : I know! It sucks! I mean,I wish we had a host or something!

Screwdriver : Wow,you guys are a bunch of complainers! When i'm bored,I kill people!

Pie : What do you mean?

Screwdriver : See? Watch! *Punches Glowstone,killing him*

Pan : What was that for!

Pie : Yeah! You just killed someone! That is very mean!

Screwdriver : Like I care. See ya,wimps!

Pie : WE ARE NOT WIMPS!

Screwdriver : Well,lets see about that! *Kicks pie into the air*

Pie : AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Pan : What was that for!

Screwdriver : Well,She is a loser!

Pie : *Falls onto phoney*

Phoney : *Screams and runs away*

Pie : Huh?

* AT THE RECOVERY CENTER*

Sticker : Its Almost done! Glowstone is about to get recovered! Just a few more things... And There!

Stick Figure : Why Didn't I get to help?

Sticker : Well,I need to practice building stuff with my feet! I am armless,you know!

Stick Figure : Whatever...

Glowstone : *Recovers* Thank you guys! I can finally do stuff again!

Sticker : No Prob Bob!

Glowstone : My name ain't bob.

Sticker : Oh.

* LATER*

Windowey : Hey guys,isn't it very boring around here?

Drinky : Yeah,what can we do?

Sharpie : I dunno.

Windowey : I know! Lets find a host for a object show!

Sharpie : Yes! I always wanted to compete in one of these!

Windowey : What are you waiting for? Lets go!

* THE 3 TRY TO FIND A HOST*

* LATER*

Chairy : Hey Hatty,you can't talk! You are stupid!

Crayon : Hey! That was mean!

Hatty : *Starts crying*

Crayon : You even made him cry!

Chairy : Who cares about him? If he can't talk,He is useless!

Crayon : That doesn't mean he is usless!

Chairy : GRRRRRR!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! *kicks crayon*

Crayon : Noooooooooooo!!!!!

Lamp : Doughball,what are you doing?

Doughball : EATING BUGS!

Lamp : Thats gross...

Doughball : TOASTER TOOTHPASTE!

Lamp : Why are you so weird?

Doughball : WHY ARE YOU SO BRIGHT!

* ba dum psh*

Lamp : Who did that?

Helmet : Me?

Doughball : I LOVE YOU LAMP!

Lamp : Me too! Even though you are a bit creepy...

Doughball : LAWL!

* WHILE WINDOWEY,DRINKY,AND SHARPIE TRY TO FIND A HOST*

Sharpie : Oh my god! We have been walking for 3 hours,28 Minuites,and 41 seconds!

Drinky : LOOK! ITS A HOST,I THINK!

Windowey : Wha? *Looks* OMG! I THINK WE JUST FOUND A HOST!

Sharpie *runs over* OHMYGODWHOAREYOUWILLYOULETUSCOMPETEINAOBJECTSHOWIHAVEBEENTRYINGTOFINDONEFORAVERYLONGTIMEANDITWOULDBEWORTHITIFYOULETUSJOIN!

Windowey : What?

Sharpie : The?

Helmet : Heck?

Windowey : Where did you come from?

Helmet : I dunno.

Ipad : Woah,who are you?

Sharpie : Are you a host for a object show?

Ipad : As a matter of fact,I am.

Sharpie : YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Ipad : Anyway,I have been looking for some objects to compete in a object show for about 6 years by now. And you guys look like the perfect contestants! You guys in?

Sharpie : Sure!

Pan : Me too!

Doughball : MEEEE FREEEEE!!!!!

Drinky : So... Whats the prize?

Ipad : Not a million dollars,but it is a TRILLION dollars!

Lamp : Woah! I want that!

Ipad : WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH. Stop. We need to do a challenge to decide the teams. There are 16 of you,so there will be 2 teams of 8.

Stick Figure : So what will the challenge be to decide the teams?

Ipad : STANDING ON A PLATFORM!

* audience claps*

Ipad : But... There are loads of obstacles and traps,so be careful! Challenge starts now!

Glowstone : But how are we gonna get up there?

Ipad : Teleporting! *teleports everyone to the platform* Anyway,3,2,1,GO!

Screwdriver : You all are wimps! I can beat all of you big time!

Windowey : Says the jerk that always gets eliminated first!

Screwdriver : I AM NOT GOING TO BE ELIMINATED FIRST YA DUM DUM! *kicks windowey*

Windowey : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drinky : What was that for!

Screwdriver : Oh look,another idiot! Time to get pushed OFFFFF!!!! *attempts to push drinky off,but ends up falling on a grinder and gets torn apart*

Drinky : Thats what he deserves!

Pan : Pie! Lets form a alliance!

Pie : Yes!

Phoney : Hmmmm.... A alliance,maybe i should try to join!

Pie : Hi phoney,what is it?

Phoney : Can I join your alliance?

Pie : Sure!

Pan : Sure,the more members the be- *Gets kicked off by chairy*

Chairy : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Phoney : What the! OH MY GOD I'M SO SCARED! IM GOING TO DIE! OMGOMGOMG *starts to cry* OMGOMGOMG I'M NOT GONNA LIVE!

Chairy : Scardey cat. *pushes phoney off*

Pie : What was that for! *Kicks chairy*

Chairy : AHHHHH!!!!! *crashes into glowstone,killing him* AHHHH *lands on platform* Phew,that was a close one!

Crayon : So hatty,about this "not being able to talk" thing. It has infected many! such as

teardrop from BFDI

picture from Object Overload

jet engine from object havoc

and much MUCH MORE! I'M NOT SURE IF YOU ARE GOING TO SURVIVE!

Hatty : ...

Crayon : Oh right,you cant talk.

Helmet : Woah... Im dizzy... *Crashes into crayon and hatty,knocking the 3 of them off*

Ipad : We have reached the halfway mark!

Lamp : Hey Doughball!

Doughball : I LIKE SUSHI!

Lamp : What?

Doughball : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *falls off*

Lamp : *commits suicide and falls off*

Chairy : Man,those 2 (sticker and stick figure) are so stupid! I wonder if i can knock them off! *runs over* *kicks sticker off*

Sticker : AHHHHHH!!!!!

Stick figure : What was that for! I think you need a taste of your own medicine! *tries to push chairy off,but falls into a grinder and gets cut apart*

Chairy : Yes! I killed them both!

FINAL 4

Drinky

Sharpie

Chairy

Pie

Drinky : Hey sharpie,lets go push off chairy! She is mean to everyone!

Sharpie : OK.

* RUNNING*

Chairy : Uh oh! They are heading twords me! Uh.... *kicks drinky off,but then falls off*

Sharpie : OMG! I WON!

Pie : Me too!

Ipad : Thats right! You 2 will pick the teams!

Sharpie : Yes!

Ipad : BUT NEXT EPISODE!

Sharpie : Aw,cmon!

Credits

Everything by me

* Helmet,crayon,and hatty are floating in the water*

Crayon : When will they get us?

Helmet : What?

Crayon : I'm starting to melt...

Helmet : Oh.