Battle of the Rejected/Episode 2

EPISODE 2 BABY

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Transcript
Announcer: Welcome to BOFR. Last time we-

Robot Flower: IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS! WHAT'S THE DEAL!

Announcer: Shush. Anyways, it's time for Cake at Stake.

Coik at Stoik
Announcer: Welcome, Mechanical Masters. You lost last time, so you get to do the Cake at Stake.

Bottle: Wait, so it's like a dance? I love dancing!

Announcer: No. It's not a dance. It's a chance for one of you to leave. Ha ha. Dance and chance rhyme.

Bottle: Aw.

Announcer: We got... (vote counter pops up) 6 votes. The cake today is regular strawberry.

Gaty: But I wanted something more creative!

Announcer: Be quiet, you picket fence. Anyways, everyone got a vote except 2 people, and those people are TV and Roboty.

(TV displays a mouth on his screen and eats the cake)

Roboty: .-- .... .- - / .- -- / .. / ... ..- .--. .--. --- ... . -.. / - --- / -.. --- / .-- .. - .... / - .... .. ...

Announcer: Now 5 people remain. Saw, you are safe with 1 vote. So is Bottle, with 1 vote as well.

Saw: Yay! (grabs cake)

Bottle: (the cake flies into her mouth) I love Cake!

(Cake (the contestant) blushes)

Announcer: Looks like we have our bottom three. Robot Flower, Gaty and Remote.

Remote: What? How could I be in the bottom three?

Gaty: Why am I here either?

Robot Flower: ALL THOSE VOTERS WILL PAY!

Announcer: Gaty, no need to worry. You are safe with 1 vote.

Gaty: Oh no. (grabs cake) We're going to lose a mechanical mind!

Announcer: It's down to Robot Flower and Remote.

Remote: I think I need a new pair of batteries!

Announcer: Remote, stop sweating so much. You'll kill yourself. Anyways, let's see the results.

REMOTE: 1

ROBOT FLOWER: 2

(gives cake to Remote)

Robot Flower: WHAT?

Gaty: Well, Robot Flower, it's sad to see you go. We lost one of our mechanical minds so early.

(robot flower fades out of existence)

Saw: W-where did she go?

Announcer: I eliminated her.

Saw: WHERE DID SHE GO?

Announcer: She faded out of existence. Don't worry, she'll come back later.

Remote: I guess we're only down to 3 mechanical minds.

Elimination
Announcer: The losing team today is Team Ice Cube II.

8-Ball: You missed the exclamation mark at the end.

Announcer: Whatever.

Barf Bag: Why do we have to lose? (wiggles arms)

Pillow: EVERYONE LOOK! BARF BAG DOESN'T CARE!

(everyone starts throwing paper at BB)

Bracelety: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ICY!

Basketball: Why would you do this to us, Barf Bag?

Cloudy: Guyz, letz calhm dowhn.

Barf Bag: (sigh) At least Lollipop's not on my team.

Announcer: I agree with Cloudy. Anyways, here's voting.

TYPE "[A]" to eliminate CLOUDY

TYPE "[B]" to eliminate BELL

TYPE "[C]" to eliminate PILLOW

TYPE "[D]" to eliminate BRACELETY

TYPE "[E]" to eliminate BARF BAG

TYPE "[F]" to eliminate 8-BALL

TYPE "[G]" to eliminate BASKETBALL

Announcer: Voting ends March 7th.

Stinger
(Barf bag is standing in a field holding a sign saying "VOTE ME OUT")

Barf Bag: Hold on a sec, who gave me this? (looks on the back, and sees "property of pillow") Grr... PILLOW!