Before BFDI/Pre-Contests

This is where the remainder of episodes 26-27 of Before BFDI stand. These are just montages of contests that preceded the show –it has basically become an object show with a bunch of challenges, like a lot of the pages here.

'Note: For the best of reading, keep track of just one'' of your favourite pairings, so things don't have to get insane with the multiple teams. Then go back and read later if you like.'''

1. Running w/ everyone
Scene: After the Announcer announced the contest open and everyone started running. They run on the grass, which eventually fades away into a balance beam. [Pin and Golf Ball are riding the water on their bicycle.] [''They stop. Others who are running pass them.'']
 * P e nci l : Ah!
 * P en : Don't worry, we're first! Besides, at the rate that we're going there's no way that anyone else can pass us.
 *  P i n   Golf Ball   : We've innovations, how about you?
 * P i n : [Aside.] My love.
 * Golf Ball : Pedal faster!
 * P i n : You're bossy!
 * Golf Ball : No, you're bossy!
 * P e nci l : Wow, I am so good a' this. Mus' be acos the stars aligned jus' fer my ancestrals o' me to run; I'm a Kenyan!
 * Leafy : Pencil! What you said was arrogant, stereotypical and mean! It's like saying that Pin has a family nail salon and was attacked by my country at war!
 * P i n : OMPF, that is true!
 * Fl ow er : Out of my way, I need my space! [pushes off Woody as everyone else dodges]
 * Co i ny : Oh no! A man has been down!
 * Fi r ey : Wow, Coiny's so lame. He has to have Woody as a partner!
 * Leafy : That was mean!
 * P en : I suggest that we should get out of here as fast as possible.

2. Rock wall w/ Pen & Pencil (and Pin & Golf Ball)
[Pin and Golf Ball appear out of nowhere.]
 * P e nci l : At las', the nex' stage. Let's see wot'e says.
 * Ann oun ce r : [explaining] This stage has a rock wall which you must climb. But beware, as there are two major twists.
 * P e nci l : Well, this should be easy. With my agility an' yer sensitivity to surprises—
 * P en : You mean post-traumatic stress disorder?
 * P e nci l : Wote'er … we should be good to go!
 * Golf Ball : Don't ask us how we got here!
 * P e nci l : 'Ow d's'ye—
 * Golf Ball : Twenty-three seconds in and I now spot the idiots who can't follow directions. It's almost like—
 * P i n : Golf Ball, they're already up there.

3. Ladder w/ Pen & Pencil

 * Ann oun ce r : Your next goal is to climb either one of these two ladders to get to the platform above, which is where you will continue your challenges.
 * P e nci l : Wot? We've got to climb thet?
 * P en : Yeah, but it's all in it to win it!
 * P e nci l : You're right!
 * P en : I know.

4. Rock wall with Blocky & Tennis Ball
[He sees a way around it.]
 * Blocky : Nice job, Tennis Ball.
 * T e nnis Ba l l : Thank you.
 * Blocky : I was being stochastic.
 * T e nnis Ba l l : I think you mean sarcastic instead of stochastic, unless I actually know that you were being randomly generated.
 * Blocky : Shut it, nerd! Just being here with you brings down my coolness!
 * T e nnis Ba l l : I don't think we should just stand around and talk, there's a large rock wall and we can't climb it!
 * Blocky : Let's go around it!
 * T e nnis Ba l l : Wouldn't that be considered cheating?
 * Blocky : Nope! Eraser and his traitoring brother do it all the time!
 * T e nnis Ba l l : You and I both know that neither you nor I have time for your talk on high school popular people, and I suggest that we walk.
 * Blocky : Lame.
 * T e nnis Ba l l : You have called me that fifteen times today, can you please stop?
 * Blocky : No.

5. Ladder with Pin & Golf Ball

 * Golf Ball : The ladders – you know that I am very inathletic!
 * P i n : Right now I couldn't care less if you believed in a god or not, but we need to get someone who has no arms up there.
 * Golf Ball : That's exactly what I— never mind …
 * P i n : Well, I have to throw you up.
 * Golf Ball : I do not like to be regurgitated.
 * P i n : No, I mean that I'm doing this thing we did at our family farm back in the old village. If it works on cows, it most definitely should work on you.
 * Golf Ball : Aside from being insulted passive-aggressively …
 * P i n : Hoist!

6. Rock wall with Snowball, Flower, Bubble & Needle
[They secretly do.]
 * Fl ow er : Get us to the top!
 * Bubble : Noio!
 * Snowball : If thou dost not, I shall kill you both with my fists of dooooooooooo—
 * Bubble : Whoy don't you just goio aroiond? It's not loike it moikes a big difference!
 * Fl ow er : We don't know how to walk around stuff, moo-ron!
 * Snowball : Hey!
 * Fl ow er : What are you "hey"ing about?
 * Snowball : Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu …

6. Ladder with Blocky, Tennis Ball, Flower & Snowball
[Enter Flower and Snowball.] [''Snowball throws Tennis Ball in the other direction. Luckily, the next pair notices.''] [She throws him up.]
 * T e nnis Ba l l : Oh no, a ladder!
 * Blocky : So?
 * T e nnis Ba l l : I have no a—
 * Blocky : I lost you at "I". I'm climbing now, why not you?
 * T e nnis Ba l l : Sigh …
 * T e nnis Ba l l : Get me up there, please!
 * Fl ow er : No!
 * Snowball : I shall give thee a way up!
 * Needle : Giant tennis ball coming through!
 * Bubble : Oi've got this!

7. Chocolate balls with Pencil & Pen
[To be continued.]
 * Ann oun ce r : This task allows you to eat one hundred chocolate balls.
 * P e nci l : A hundred? I can't even eat three at a time! Not with the way I look—
 * P en : Hey, just because you look a certain way doesn't mean that you can't eat as much as anyone else. You shouldn't make yourself inside perfection as much as you want other people to find you more attractive. In the opinion of a humble soldier who hasn't seen his woman for twenty or so years, you are beautiful the way you are right now! I couldn't care less if you somehow became larger or smaller, but what worries me is seeing your concern about transforming into those things that really would never make you you. So please, dig into those balls like Americans dig into Thanksgiving!
 * P e nci l : Oh, Pen, thet was an amazin' stuff y'says, an' therefore I've decided ter eat'e all.
 * P en : Can you save one for me?
 * P e nci l : No way, I love chocolate!
 * P en : That's my girl!