Battle For A Trillion Episode 1B - Mario Kart

Ipad : Sharpie,Pie,its time to pick the teams!

Pie : Ok,who will choose first?

Ipad : Since you asked,you do!

Sharpie : What! That is unfair!

Pie : Whateves. I pick Pan,shes my BFF!

Pan : Yay!

Sharpie : I'm gonna pick drinky,shes a good friend of mine.

Drinky : Yes,chosen first on my team!

Pie : Phoney!

Phoney : Yes!

Sharpie : I choose Windowey.

Windowey : Yes! I thought i would be picked last due to my fatness!

Pie : Lamp,shes a pretty "bright" COMPETITOR!

Lamp : Really?

Sharpie : Sticker.

Sticker : Yes!

Pie : I pick Crayon.

Crayon : Yes!

Sharpie : I guess stick figure?

Stick Figure : Hm... Ok.

Pie : Glowstone?

Glowstone : Yay...

Sharpie : Hm... Uh.... Well... The rest are all bad.

Screwdriver is a jerk.

Chairy always insults people.

Hatty can't talk.

Helmet is Super clumsy.

And Doughball is just Crazy!

Doughball : YOOOOYOYYYYYYOYOYOYOYO!!

Sharpie : Eh... I choose Helmet.

Pie,Pan,and Lamp : WE CHOOSE DOUGHBALL!

Chairy : SHARPIE,IF YOU DON'T CHOOSE ME,I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH THIS GUN!

Sharpie : Ok,Ok,I choose Chairy.

Pie : Its pretty obvious. Hatty.

Sharpie : Uh oh! That means I get... Screwdriver!

Screwdriver : WHY WAS I PICKED LAST! YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER!

Sharpie : Hey!

Ipad : Anyway,lets come up with the team names.

Pie : We will be the Pretty Pies.

Sharpie : And we will be the Super Sharpies!

Ipad : Lets go over the teams.

The Pretty Pies

Pie

Pan

Phoney

Lamp

Crayon

Glowstone

Doughball

Hatty

The Super Sharpies

Sharpie

Drinky

Windowey

Sticker

Stick Figure

Helmet

Chairy

Screwdriver

Ipad : Anyways,your first challenge is to choose 3 people to race in a kart,and the 3 members on each team will race to the finish. The team that crosses the finish first wins. Go!

Pie : Ok guys,Because I'm The team Captain,I will choose who will race. Those 3 are... Me,Pan,and Phoney!

Phoney : Horray for me!

Sharpie : And the 3 people on my team will be... Me,Drinky,And Windowey!

Ipad : Ok, Race starts now. Go!

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2

1

START!

Pie : Yes! We are in the lead!

Pan : This is awesome!

Sharpie : Oh crap! I need to get a move on! *Goes faster*

* At the field*

Screwdriver : Man,Why don't I get to compete! Everyone Else here is a idiot! I mean,I wish I could steal a kart and race to the finish... *lightbulb* MAYBE I CAN! *rushes to store*

Crayon : Hi hatty,About this not being able to talk thing again...

Hatty : ...

Crayon : I think we should do something about this!

Hatty : ...

Crayon : You can take these crayons,and make a sign to show what you are saying! That way,we know what you are saying!

Hatty : *Holds up sign that says "yay"*

Crayon : Yes,it is working!

* At the kart store*

Screwdriver : *rushes in* HEY YOU! GIVE ME A KART OR I WILL BLOW UP THIS PLACE!

Store Owner : No.

Screwdriver : YOU BETTER!

Store Owner : Fine. What do you need it for anyway?

Screwdriver : Uh.... I need... It... For a race coming soon... Hehe... Defanitly not to cheat for a challenge in a object show i am competing in!

Store Owner : Ok. *Hands kart*

Screwdriver : *rushes out of store*

* in the race*

Sharpie : Yes! We are in the lead now! *hits magic block* I got a Banana!

Drinky : *Throws Bannana*

Pie : We better get a move o- *slips on bannana* OH CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Pan : That isn't good!

Phoney : Wait,we got a red shell! Throw it!

Pie : *Throws red shell*

Sharpie : Ha! We are in the le- *Gets hit) AHHHHHH!!!!!!

* kart explodes*

Windowey : Uh oh... This can only mean one thing...

Ipad : Yep,your team has lost. Anyway...

Screwdriver : I got a kart,I will compete!

Ipad : Ok then.

Screwdriver : YES! I WILL DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE!

* later*

Screwdriver : *falls into lake* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ipad : I was expecting that anyway. Your team loses.

Chairy : I hate you guys! You freaking made us lose!

Screwdriver : I may be a jerk,but at least I actually DID something for this team!

Chairy : GRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Vote for

Sharpie

Drinky

Windowey

Sticker

Stick Figure

Helmet

Chairy

Screwdriver

To be eliminated or to get a prize. voting ends whenether i feel like it.

Credits

Everything by me

Sticker : Man,We are up for voting! We are not good!

Stick Figure : Don't worry! The people like us!