Sword's Diary 2015

This is a fanfiction made by Infinityblade2005. It tells us about Sword's life.

1st January
Hello, I am Sword. This is my diary for this year. On January 1st, this girl named Match came to me house in Texas. Now she is very annoying, so I'll move to Kentucky. Now I had a friend since I was 6. Their name is Ceibo Chrystagali. Speaking of friends, back in December 14th 2009, I got a girlfriend! Her name is Skirt! Now I heard that all her life she hated my slimy friend Gelatin. Anyways, I have all my life since I was 16 trying to get away from Match. I would play poker with Pencil and her group along with Wasup, and if you don't believe me, Match would threaten her own groupmates, while I would attack her. And whenever it comes to the end Match is always the person I steal $800 from. I'm usually teaming up with Pencil to make Wasup rage in Texas Holdem, and stuff like that. Match hates Skirt by The way. I had some work which I couldn't finish at Tom's office, which nearly got me fired. Now this diary is dedicated to you all so you can read about my life b4 I die. And I'm only turning 24 this year. Now in 2009 there were actually 15 women trying to win me, but I chose Skirt. Helmet by the way saved me when I almost fell off a 500m tall cliff, so I have to say, he's a life saver. Now I have no idea why so many females like me. Anyways, at night, I did a show. Helmet would be in a swimming costume and I would use a little hut to trap Helmet, and I would say, 'I will now make him disappear!', and Bolt will click the button and Helmet would Be dropped into water. And there was another one in which I would say I will light Helmet on fire and Bolt will click a button andred light will flash with fiery effects and Helmet would pretend he is on fiRe. Now Skirt, Match, and many othes watched, but there was more women and I got a huge round of applause.