Objects in the Dream World

Objects in the Dream World is a fanfiction by Gogo67ify. It features 8 contestants battling for the dream world... while in the dream world.

The Contestants
M (Host)
 * 1) Relish
 * 2) Harpoon Gun
 * 3) Branch
 * 4) Volcano
 * 5) Santa Hat
 * 6) Wedge
 * 7) Jam
 * 8) Lightsaber

Episode 1: "The Dark Forest"
M:Hello everyone! It's me, M! The host of the brand new object show Objects in the Dream World! Let's start by meeting our contestants.

Relish:Hello everyone! My name is Relish and I'm really happy to be here!

M:Relish, eh? I don't like Relish...

Relish: :(

M:Anyways who's next?

Harpoon Gun:Me! I'm the awesomest contestant in the universe!

M:I don't think awesomest is a word.

Harpoon Gun:Yes it is! I just invented it!

M:It's not in my dictionary yet. Let's continue cuz you're boring.

Branch:Hello.

M:Are you going to say anything else?

Branch:No? I'm bland. I have no character.

M:Oh right. Every show needs one of those.

Volcano:It's time to kick some butt!

M:Oh look! The mean contestant!

Volcano:Yes muhahhahha.

M:You do realize you're the one with the most chances of being eliminated first, right?

Volcano:Uh.

M:Oh look, there's someone in the distance...

Santa Hat:Ho, ho, ho! It is I! Santa Hat! I'm here to bring Christmas joy!

M:But it's still April.

Santa Hat:There's always time for christmas!

M:I don't care. Who cares?

Wedge:Let me get to the point. I'm here to win and nothing else, ok? I'm not going to interact with anyone but I'm also not gonna do anything special because that's how you win in an object show!

M:So many bland characters here.

Wedge:It's because they always get far into the game. It's my strategy.

M:Grrrr...

Jam:OMG like, I'm here!

M:Are you like, going to talk like like, this all the like, time?

Jam:Like, I'm a valleygirl and I don't like, care.

M:Boring. Next!

Lightsaber:Wazzup peeps.

M:Whoa are you. You're not on the list.

Lightsaber:I'm your local homie. You're gonna love me.

M:That's all the uninteresting contestants. Now let's get to the first challenge...

TBC