Before BFDI/Week 4+

This is where episodes 30 and 31 will be of Before BFDI.

1. Marsabit National Park
Scene: Everyone wakes up at their allotted time. [Suddenly they all get moved to a room.]
 * Ann oun ce r : Good morning, how is everyone doing?
 * Golf Ball : Wow, you sure are feeling a lot better than last night.
 * Ann oun ce r : I am not mad at all. And besides, I don't have feelings.
 * Bubble : That's good to hoir!

2. Filming room
[All of a sudden, several papers fall from the sky.] [Coiny slaps him.] [Suddenly, Sword comes out in front of the Announcer wearing conspicuous headgear.] [The gang of 8 rush onto the scene with everyone else.] [Later, everyone is sitting in a circle around the announcer.] [Everyone looks at her horrified.] [Enter Sword.] [''He ignores her and whispers something to the Announcer. Exit'' Sword.] [He stands, probably in defiance, next to the sign telling where it says stand.] [He stands 3 feet to his right.] [He stands 3 feet back again.] [Announcer tries pushing him.]
 * P en : [sigh] I knew it was too good to be true.
 * P e nci l : Don' worry, me love, I doubt anythin' bad's ter 'appen 'ere.
 * Co i ny : When they say 56% chance of precipitation, did they mean in paper-citation?
 * Fi r ey : That was a lame joke, Coiny!
 * Ann oun ce r : I want you to read the highlighted parts of your papers. In other words, the ones with your names.
 * Ma tch : Omg, like, I get to talk first!
 * Ann oun ce r : And stand here. [He shows them the place where they will be standing]
 * P i n : Whatever you say!
 * Snowball : I like not.
 * Ann oun ce r : In 8, 4, 2, 1, 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16 …
 * T e nnis Ba l l : Come on, Announcer, that will go on for infinity!
 * Ann oun ce r : I was just trying to make a joke. I want to cry now. I really do.
 * Ma tch : Like, don't. And when can I start saying stuff?
 * Ann oun ce r : Now. Action.
 * Ma tch : [reading her script] "Yeah, I know, she was so surprised."
 * P e nci l : "Reilleh?"
 * Ma tch : "Oh, for sur–
 * Ann oun ce r : Cut.
 * Ma tch : I thought I nailed that line!
 * Ann oun ce r : Well, something is off here. Let's start again. Action.
 * Ma tch : "Yeah, I know, she was so surprised."
 * P e nci l : "Rille?"
 * Ma tch : "Oh–
 * Ann oun ce r : Cut again. I don't know what's wrong.
 * Ma tch : Omg, hi Sword!
 * Eraser : [from behind the wall with the others] Oh great, that sludge bucket's there to steal my love! Should we go out?
 * P en : I don't think so. We don't have anything until, like, twenty lines or so.
 * Blocky : And that means now!
 * S w o rd : [whispering into the Announcer's ear] Nzgazhaidadashdaud …
 * Ann oun ce r : That sounds like a great idea. And besides that, I think I know what caused the problem. [to the contestants] Gather round, everyone. I have an exciting game for you to play.
 * Snowball : It must not be a girly game!
 * Fl ow er : I LIKE GIRLY GAMES!
 * Snowball : Don't care.
 * Ann oun ce r : This is different.
 * T e nnis Ba l l : Don't be sports, don't be sports …
 * Ann oun ce r : It is not sports, Tennis Ball. We are going to have a show-and-tell session.
 * Ann oun ce r : Blocky, you go first.
 * Blocky : I'm Blocky, and I like to kill people.
 * Ann oun ce r : Say it with a higher tone.
 * Blocky : I can't. My voice is so deep and manly that it can't get any higher than ninety octaves.
 * Ann oun ce r : Allow me to fix it. Poof. [magic dust comes out of nowhere]
 * Blocky : [with a completely different voice] Wh- What the heck is going on? This is not 1994! I shouldn't be speaking like a 12-year-old!
 * Ann oun ce r : Too bad.
 * Blocky : This is terrible! Now I don't sound as threatening!
 * Ann oun ce r : Would anyone else want to come up?
 * P e nci l : No, m8.
 * Ma tch : I'm perfectly fine!
 * Bubble : Oi can't eat broiccoli.
 * Ann oun ce r : Bubble, you're up next.
 * Bubble : Oh noio! I hope you don't do oinything to my voice!
 * Ann oun ce r : Don't worry, you're all good.
 * Bubble : Ok, becoise [her voice goes higher as she speaks] I was a bit woirried that my voice would become soio much hoigher just like Blocky, and … oh my goish, it's happening! Now all of my vowels are crystal pure!
 * Ann oun ce r : Coiny.
 * Co i ny : No thank you, I'm perfect the way I am and nobody can change anything about me.
 * Ann oun ce r : But I don't care, and I can do that anyway.
 * Co i ny : My voice will never go higher! It'll be freezing in the Sahara before you–
 * Ann oun ce r : Poof.
 * Co i ny : [with a different voice] Oh, this is bad.
 * Ann oun ce r : Eraser, you're next.
 * Eraser : Oh no!
 * P en : Don't worry, Eraser, just remember I'll end up with the lower voice.
 * Eraser : How does that help me?
 * P en : I don't know, but it helps me!
 * Ann oun ce r : Poof.
 * Eraser : [with a different voice] This isn't half bad. It sounds like me in the body of a chipmunk!
 * Ma tch : Omg, you are a chimp!
 * Eraser : Not that– Never mind.
 * Ann oun ce r : Firey.
 * Fi r ey : Coming!
 * Ann oun ce r : Poof.
 * Fi r ey : [with a different voice] Huh? Wait, I sound like Coiny, and he's a jerk!
 * Ann oun ce r : That's the point.
 * Co i ny : Jealous, Firey?
 * Fi r ey : No.
 * Ann oun ce r : Flower is next.
 * Fl ow er : I don't care however you make me, just don't make me sound brattier than myself! [with a different voice, she burps] Noooooooooooo!
 * Ann oun ce r : Ha. Golf Ball is next. Poof.
 * Golf Ball : [with a different voice] Testing, one, two, three … my voice isn't bad! I sound like a child prodigy! Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve–
 * Ann oun ce r : We get it. Ice Cube is next.
 * Ice Cube : Wha?
 * Ann oun ce r : Poof.
 * Ice Cube : Wha?
 * Ann oun ce r : Wait, is she supposed to sound the same?
 * Ma tch : Omg, hi, Sword!
 * Ann oun ce r : Never mind, you're supposed to sound like that. Leafy's next.
 * Leafy : Ooh, yay!
 * Needle : How can you be excited for this?
 * Leafy : This is an exciting event! I can't wait to know what my new voice will be!
 * Ann oun ce r : Poof.
 * Leafy : Testing … oh my gosh, I sound like a guy! This is awesome!
 * Ann oun ce r : Match is next.
 * P e nci l : Good luck, m8.
 * Ma tch : Can I, like, say one last thing before my new voice comes in?
 * Ann oun ce r : Why not?
 * Ma tch : Well, like, I'll have to say that I'm sorry. [her voice gradually changes as Bubble's did] I am sorry for, like, not being as nice to other people, being selfish to everyone but myself and, like, saying "like", like, too often … [realising] Like, what's going on?
 * Ann oun ce r : Your new voice.
 * Ma tch : This is, like, Pre-Bat Mitzvah, when my–
 * Needle : Please don't describe it.
 * Ann oun ce r : This is good, because up next is Needy.
 * Needle : [slaps] Don't call me Needy!
 * Ann oun ce r : Poof. Now say something, Needy.
 * Needle : [slaps] Don't call me Needy!
 * Ann oun ce r : And I am assuming that her voice will permanently stay like that. Pen's up now.
 * P en : I'm so nervous, like, what if I become a girl in production of this thing and nobody seems to care, I mean, about the couples, y'know, and the other things that I am wary of knowing about, like, but what if I sound like myself in my criminal days, not saying that I was in the past, but I really don't think that's particularly–
 * P e nci l : Oi, m8, ye'll do jus' fine. Promise'ah's long as y'jus' defy'e.
 * Ann oun ce r : Alright, Pen, stand where it says stand.
 * Ann oun ce r : No, I mean stand 3 feet to the right.
 * Ann oun ce r : Your other right.
 * Ann oun ce r : Don't make me manually move you.
 * P en : I'm sure to see you try.
 * Ann oun ce r : Come on. You are so heavy, and on my planet we were able to carry everything.
 * P en : Like, excuse me?
 * Ma tch : Pen, like, quit your tishlub. Omg, that sounds so great in my voice! Let's try again … "The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy fox."
 * Ann oun ce r : Move yourself.
 * P en : Why exactly should I?
 * Ann oun ce r : To get what the TA deserves.
 * Eraser : TA this, TA that, just tell us now what you're referring to when you say that! Tell us, I want to know!
 * P en : Yeah, what does that even mean?
 * Ann oun ce r : This is going to sound stupid, but usted está soplando esta fuera de proporción.
 * Bubble : Huh?
 * Ann oun ce r : What I meant to say is 당신은 이것에 대해 너무 많이 걱정됩니다.
 * Ice Cube : Wha?
 * Ann oun ce r : Ön által gondozott túl sokat erről.
 * P i n : Someone, please call a linguist!
 * P e nci l : Ne'er fear, I've got it!
 * P en : What's he saying?
 * P e nci l : We shouldn't care too much about it … ?
 * Ann oun ce r : Yes, that's the idea I was trying to convey. You shouldn't be caring too much about it.
 * Leafy : Why? This is the biggest thing to have happened to us in our lives!
 * Golf Ball : Aside from that science festival, of course.
 * Ann oun ce r : Guys, listen to me: This is a reality show.