Pencil's Big Journey

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Pencil: Here I am going to college.

Triangle: I don't know... are you sure? I mean....

(at 12th grade)

Bubble: Alright, tommorow we you are graduating!

(Everyone cheers except for Pencil)

(at 11th grade)

Firey: OK class, get out your science books.

Pencil: *studies during class*

(at 10th grade)

Leafy: OK class, we are going to watch Bill Nye The Science Guy and Pencil, are you chewing gum in my class?

Pencil: No.

Balloon: I am!

Leafy: Then Detention for you, Balloon.

(at 9th grade)

Pin: OK class, your math homework is due today so take it out, where's your math homework Pencil?

Pencil: OK! I'll get it geez.

Pin: Wow, you scare me. You're just like my dad.

(at 8th grade)

Coiny: OK class, get out your Social Studies books and study because we've got a test today.

Pencil: The History or Geography.

Coiny: IT DOSEN'T MATTER!

(at 7th grade)

Needle: OK class, get out your textbooks, where's your textbook Pencil?

Pencil: I don't have one.

Needle: Oh, I didn't give you one.

(at 6th grade)

Eraser: OK class, get out your math sheets, Pencil, where's your math sheet?

Pencil: I thought it was classwork.

(at Elementary School)

Nickel: OK class, it is snacktime, where's your snack Pencil?

Pencil: I didn't do it. My father didn't tell me to bring one.

Nickel: Ugh, your father is such a jerk!

Pencil: HEY!


 * everyone stares at Pencil*

(at 4th grade)

Announcer: OK class, it's time for music, get out your guitars. Pencil, grab a guitar.

Pencil: I have my voice.

Announcer: I know, but grab a guitar.

(at 3rd grade)

Ice Cube: OK class, we're going to have a test so get out your number 2 pencils, Pencil, where's your number 2 pencil?

Pencil: I am a pencil.

(at 2nd grade)

Puffball: OK class, it is time for division, what is 100 divided by 10?

Pencil: 10. 100 tenths is tenth.

Puffball: What? You are smarter than me? I am the teacher here, you know.

(at 1st grade)

Teardrop: OK class, get out your computers and do your work.

Pencil: I LIKE COMUPTAHS!

Teardrop: I'm glad you do.

(at kindergarten)

Puffball Speaker Box: OK class, it is time for reading, so get out your reading books, where's your reading book, Pencil?

Pencil: I don't have one.

Puffball Speaker Box: Should I get one for you?

Pencil: Sure.

(at Preschool)

Gelatin: OK kids, time to watch Teletubbies Uh Oh Messes and Muddles.

Pencil: Isn't that a baby show?

Gelatin: I DONT CARE!

(Back to the present)

Triangle: ...you have gone over a lot, Are you fine?

Pencil: I am, dad.

END