BFDIA Randomized/Episode 1

TV: Now that you know the contestants, form your teams, GO!

Match: OMG, I want to be, like, team captain!

Remote: NO! I'm team captain! So you can deal with it!

Match: There can be like, two team captains, you know that.

Eggy: Can I be a team captain?

Book: Oh! Me too!

* everyone has a fight for who can be team captain*

Balloony: Like, why do people care that much!

TV: BE QUIET! I will choose captains for you.

TV: The captains are.... Pen and Ice Cube

Pen and Ice Cube: Yay!

TV: BUT, I'm choosing your team members.

Pen and Ice Cube: Awww...

TV: Your team members are.....

TV: Ice Cube

Ice Cube: What?

TV: Your team members are Balloony, Ruby, Marker, Saw, Naily, Yellow Face, Firey, Pencil, Eggy, and Lightning!

TV: Pen, you get the rest.

Match: WHAT?! You can't like do that! I'm switching.

Pen: Hey! You can't leave my team!

Blocky: Well, the rules said that people can switch if they want too.

Pen: Well, then the other team has more members! That's not fair!

Pencil: Firey! You switch!

Firey: But I-

Eggy: Firey you should switch!

Everyone: SWITCH, SWITCH, SWITCH, SWITCH

Firey: Fine! I switched!

TV: Okay, now that teams are balanced, your first challenge is a tug rope challenge! Or whatever.

* teams are doing the challenge*

Both Teams: UGHHH!!!!

Lightning: UGH! This is too slow! I have an idea!

* lightning pokes pen, at the back of the other teams line*

Pen: Woah!

* pen knocks over everyone and they fall in*

Pen: Wait! I can still win for my team!

* Pen falls in*

Marker: Nice job Lightning!

Lightning: Heh, yeah.

TV: Alright, vote for Firey, Pen, Black Hole, Book, Remote, Blocky, Cake, Donut, Bell, Basketball, and Fries! Voting ends March 19th.

http://goo.gl/forms/hfRrFlHhts

Basketball: That wasn't fair! Black Hole didn't even do anything! We could have won!

Remote: I'm going to go tell Black Hole something.

Remote: Black Hole!

* Remote gets sucked in black hole*

Basketball: Yeah, you wanna be careful.