Inanimate Battle

19 Contestants compete for a Million Dollars! The cast varies some are from BFDI and some are from II, at this point in time no one has been eliminated:

Contestants:

BFDI: Male
Eraser

Spongy

Tennis Ball

David

BFDI Female:
Ice Cube

Pin

Needle

Flower

Golfball

II: Male:
Bomb

Pickle

Knife

Baseball

Balloon

II Female:
Salt

PB*

Bow

Marshmallow

Apple


 * PB could be a girl or boy, but I just put her in the II girl section.

Hosts:

Speaker

Mephone4

Not Competing:
Lightbulb

Paper

Nickle

Pepper

Taco

OJ

Episode 1: The Return Of The Objects!
(Salt is in a field with other objects standing around and talking)

Salt: OJ! I lost my BCFF!

Bow:(To Salt) Like, whoever your BCFF is she's like so rude to get lost! So I'll help you look for her!

Salt: No! Heh, I mean.. OJ will YOU help me look for her? (She taps OJ, who turns)

OJ: No. She's right over there.

(He points to Pepper who is running towards Salt, Salt turns and glares at Pepper and soon Pepper is running the other way)

Salt: (Faking her sadness) Oh no! She's running away, Come on OJ. (OJ was about to speak, yet Salt grabbed him, running towards where Pepper went)

MePhone 4 (On The Phone): What? A mini season, who came up with that idea, it's so stupid. (Chuckles Nervously) Oh, you did, well in that case I'll do it right know.

Lightbulb: OMGA. A mini season, is it about cookies? Can I be in it. (She goes up to Mephone leaning against him, making him uncomfortable)

Bow: Like, I don't want to be in that, If you did a mini season it should totes be about chairs! And it like should make me the chair queen. Cause, ya know, I like, rock.

Pepper: (Running away from Salt) I should, like be in it, like Salty-Salt to, like, yeah.

MePhone 4: Listen up! A mini season will take place, but not all of you are in it. (Everyone gasps) Shocking, right? So, a selection of you will be- (He is interrupted by Pepper)

Pepper: OM, like, G, me and Salty-Salt will like be in it together? right.

Salt: Oh no! OJ and me might not both get in.... Oh and me and Pepper too! And MePhone, What did I ever do to you?

MePhone4: Anyway.. There will be a contest to determine who will be in the mini season, if you die, you lose, oh and since this is paintball, if your shot, you also loose.

Baseball: What, But I don't have arms!

Mephone 4: That's your problem, so any questions!

PB: Well, Actually, wait are you even going to take the questi-!

MePhone4: Start! (MePhone passes out paintballing guns to everyone.)

(5 Minutes Later)

Bomb: O-o-o-o-o-oh no! OJ is g-g-g-g-gonna get me! (OJ runs towards Bomb about to shoot the paintball) H--h-ow do you op-operate this! (He pushes a button and paint hit's OJ!)

MePhone4: Guess II's first winner isn't in it to win it this season. So, how do feel about loosing, being the first one to loose, it must suck!

OJ: Yeah, It does, but... go Paper!

Salt: (Salt Gasped) Right.. Who.. Did... That!

Lightbulb: Bomb, he's soo getting it now. (She trips over a blade of glass, shattering)

MePhone4: Ooh, looks like someone won't be in season 1.5!

Taco: SOUR CREAM IS MAERC ROUS!

Pickle: Taco's returned! The nice one!

Taco: Belly-Buttons! (Taco get's out her paintgun and Pepper sees this)

Pepper: Watch out Pickle! (Pepper aims at Taco and shoots twice!)

Taco: (After being hit!) Nooo! I thought I could trick this idiot! very well, I just hope Pepper dosen't make it.

Pepper: Hey!

Nickle: Heh, hey how did I get shot. (He turns) Baseball!

Baseball: Hey Nickel, how you doing?

Paper: Baseball! That's wasn't nice! (Bow shoots him from behind) Hey! Neither was that, what happened to the nice, loving contestants I played against last- (MePhone drags him away) Hey!

Apple: Like, how do you control this gain. (She doges many paintballl shot's effortlessy.)

Paintbrush: Like this. (She goes over to Apple, grabbn her paintball gun and then shoots  the trigger, but lands on Pepper.) Oopsy!

Pepper: Like, Whyy! Salty-Salt avenge me! (Salt, however is stil hunting down Bomb, and then she finally shoots him.)

Salt: Yeah, looks who's not in S1.5 now!

MePhone 4: Okay, we have our selected contestants, Apple, Balloon, Baseball, Bomb, Bow, Knife, Marshmallow, Paintbrush, Pickle and, finally, Salt,

(They cheer)

MePhone 4: Your not the only ones competing though, have you heard of that competition BFDI? (Everyone is un-sure, then remembers.)

Baseball: But.. In all the books I've read it says it was a myth.

MePhone 4: Well, you're wrong you'll be competing with them, well some of them and you will find out who, next episode, on Inanimate Battle!

Bow: Wow really, not Chairs battle, BTW, that name dosen't even have acrothingy of II!