TSSES 4 Episode 1 - 7 G FUELS

Luranstar: Welcome to the new season for TSSES! We have 36 contestants, some old, some new! Now they'll introduce themselves again.

Introductions
Hitler: Come on I deserve a second chance!

Stalin: I didn't get far enough.

Stupe: I'll beat that dumb JERK!

Chestpin: I'm braver now! No one will bully me!

Tsareena: I deserve a third chance! Bow before me and you'll be unharmed.

Strong Bad: What is this lame crap for crap show?

U4: We have to nail it!

Lurantis: Y'all good at this?

Boku: I need to win this time! Third times the charm.

Garfield: One of these shows isn't it?

Salazzle: My Salandit army will get me though this!

Death Threat: KILL YOURSELF

Chainsaw Enemy: CHOP CHOP SAW SAW!

Toadstool: I'm hungry to win again!

FAGS: You are all dumb as sh!t.

Derpy: I need my pillow body pillow if I don't wanna be cheated out again!

Fomantis: Well I didn't get out fair...

Birb: I can be a much better leader!

Sans: SANNNNNS

Vince: I hope they all lose.

Chicken Biscuit: Chicken

Bleh (Four and X): I'm not that dumb! I just didn't try!

Dalas: Hey what do you call a dumb jerk?

Enzo: JHDGHSJAKLHFYCWALS

1-Up: I wanna be the guy!

Red Stinger: Stretching is important!

tbc