Inanimate Insanity 2 - Episode 8: Oldie Outrage

This is a fanmade 8th episode of II2. ........ Microphone!!!
 * Marshmallow: Ahhh... I'm so happy Apple's gone.
 * Paintbrush: I agree. She was so stupid.
 * Baseball: Okay guys, our team's up for elimination, so we need to prepare.
 * Microphone: Why? We all know Cheesy's gonna be eliminated.
 * Cheesy: What!? Why me?
 * MePhone: Who cares, it's elimination time!
 * MePad: Welcome to the elimination everyone!
 * Knife: Just get on with the votes!!
 * MePhone: Today's prizes are chocolate bars, the first 3 people safe are Soap, Knife and Baseball.
 * Soap - 84
 * Knife - 105
 * Baseball - 123
 * Soap catches her chocolate bar, Knife misses his, and Baseball's smashes on his face
 * MePhone: So, the next two safe are..... Suitcase and Balloon!!
 * Suitcase - 168
 * Balloon - 190
 * Suitcase's chocolate bar hits Baseball's face, while Balloon catches his
 * MePhone: Also, surprise! This is a double elimination. So the last person safe is....
 * Microphone catches her chocolate bar
 * Microphone: Yay!
 * Nickel and Cheesy are kicked in the rejection portal by MePad
 * Intro rolls
 * MePhone: Grand Slams, since you guys lost 2 members you get a veteran!
 * Suitcase spins the wheel and it lands on Taco
 * Fan: Oh no!
 * MePhone: So, you guys get Taco.
 * Toilet: But Mr. Phone, Taco is not here!
 * MePhone: Oh yeah, spin again.
 * Microphone spins the wheel and it lands on Bomb
 * MePhone: So, Bomb, welcome!
 * Bomb: MUSTARD BUGS!!!
 * Knife: Yeah, cool, whatever.
 * MePhone: So, your challenge is in two parts, however, since the Grand Slams have 7, two of you must sit out, and that will be Soap and Balloon. Anyways, you challenge is a relay race. 3, 2, 1, GO!!!
 * Test Tube and Baseball are running and Test Tube gets ahead
 * Baseball: Heh, look out for that tree!
 * Test Tube: Ha, you think a trick will fool me!?
 * Test Tube runs into a tree
 * Baseball gives Bomb the baton
 * A broken Test Tube gives Paintbrush a tablet that turns into a UFO and the baton
 * Paintbrush gives the baton to Fan and sucks him and his egg up
 * Bomb gives Knife the baton, and Knife makes the UFO explode
 * Marshmallow: I got it!!
 * Marshmallow catches the baton
 * Microphone catches up to Marshmallow
 * Marshmallow gives Lightbulb a baton, while Microphone gives one to Suitcase
 * Lightbulb crosses
 * Grand Slams (Remaining): NO!!!
 * MePhone: So, Grand Slams are UFE. See you soon!
 * MePad: But boss, the episode is so short, it needs to be longer!
 * MePhone: