Talk:COIC X/@comment-29293509-20160423004756

Jellyfish: I'm taking the pineapples!

(Jellyfish runs to the museum.)

Jellyfish (to security guard): Where's the stauteifier?

(The security guard points to a red door.)

Jellyfish: Thanks!

(Jellyfish enters the room. Darkness.)

Jellyfish: Uh. I can't see anything.

Pineapple: Oh no, he's going to statueify us! Escape!

(The pineapples try to escape their bag but can't.)

Jellyfish: Aren't you guys just the best?

(Jellyfish throws the pineapples into the statueifier.)

Jellyfish: And that, ladies and gentleladies, is how you make statues! Kinda.

(Jellyfish leaves the room and talks to the manager.)

Jellyfish: Do you accept stonified pineapples?

Manager: Pineapples are true art.

Jellyfish: Wait you're pineapple flavored.

Manager: I hate my siblings.

Jellyfish: To be honest, I don't care. Just put the statues on exhibition so I can win the challenge.

Manager: No.

Jellyfish: I'm sorry?

Manager: I said no-

Jellyfish: Ok thanks for putting them on show.

Manager: I-

(Jellyfish throws the pineapple statues to an exhibition thingamajig.)

Mysterious-Flavored Ice Cream: Give me that wooden statue.

Jellyfish: How about...uh...maybe?

MFIC: Give!

Jellyfish: Maybe not...let me think-

(MFIC ambushes Jellyfish. The manager walks into the scene and pulls out a tazer. MFIC is electrocuted.)

Manager: Give me the statue so I can...put it on show?

Jellyfish: Statue's not mine.

...

...

Manager: Awkward silence...

Jellyfish: But here, you can have it.

(Jellyfish leaves.)

Jellyfish: Success?