The Abominable Fanfic/The Abominable Begins

[Scene: unoriginal object show]

Bag: Hey guys welcome to another generic and unoriginal object show where 5 homosapiens battle for a googolplex dollars

Mic: Hey we're objects you fool

Bag: Whatever here are the contestants:

Mic: I'm Mic

Toy: I'm Toy

Cup: I'm Cup

Box: I'm Box

Eye: I'm Eye

Bag: Wow such terrible introduction. Anyways the first challenge is to not die. Go.

Toy: I will kill you.

Box: Oh no

Toy: Hahaha



Toy: Wait what

Box: Yay.

Bag: So Toy is eliminated.

Eye: Yay.

Bag: Next challenge is to read a book.

Mic: Omg reading a book is so hard.



Mic: aaaaaaa I'm dying this book is too hard to read

Bag: Mic is eliminated.

Box: lol ok

Mic: Next challenge is to fall down a 534045 feet tall building

Eye: Wait wha-



Box: Ez



Box: Yuy.

Bag: Ok only Cup and Box remains. Last challenge is that whoever only have 1 line in this entire fanfic wins

Box: WHAT

Bag: Cup is the winner

Cup: Yay.

Bag: Oh no you just spoke your 2nd line that's it you're eliminated and I get to take the money home.

Cup: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Scene: chasing a truck]

Coiny: Hey Firey why are you chasing a truck

Firey: No idea, why are you chasing a truck

Coiny: I don't know either

