Da Awesome Battle Episode 1: Ten Dabs of Epicness

You can still enter. Entries end at 1:00 PM at my Timezone.
 * ???: Yeah welcome to DAB! I'm your host...
 * Playtime: OMG OMG WHO IS IT?
 * ???: I'm your host...
 * ???: MLG Agumon!
 * Playtime: Wut
 * MLG Agumon: So yeah, the first challenge is to tell me what the chicken won after crossing the road!

Rules

 * You cannot use words such as "pwn'd" or "da".
 * You cannot copy off of people.
 * Do not be lazy.
 * People who don't participate or break a rule will get one strike.

Entries
Battle entered his entry early :)
 * Little Horn: It won a way to summon 666.
 * Gaster Blaster: A pack of guns for Call of Duty.