Wolf-I-Fied Inanimate Insanity

Description
Salt & Pepper went to a party at Hotel OJ. The besties hear a howl and suspect there's a werewolf in the hotel. Now they see their friends & foes as hungry werewolves out for their flesh.

Song
MePhone4: Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! [Howls] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Howls] Ow! Ow! Ow-ow! [Howks]

Narrator: The night is getting darker And the full moon is in the sky In the distance you hear a howl And a blood-curdling cry You think it's probably just the wind But then something else happens Something that makes you think again!

Salt: There's something moving Out through the night You got that sickly sinking feeling That something isn't right.

Pepper: You run to find a shelter Locking the door But behind you there's a shadow Crawling 'cross the floor!

Salt: You turn to scream (Pepper: Aah!) Salt: It seems a little mean Knees are shaking, cold sweat And your hearts are racing.

Pepper: Those claws, those teeth Who's that underneath? Is that Knife? Your eyes can't believe!

Salt & Pepper: He's been wolf-i-fied! You better fly 'Cause there's no one here to save you And you cannot deny He's been wolf-i-fied! Just say goodbye 'Cause there's no place left to run to There's no place left to hi-ide!

Salt: You think you made it Running out the back But you better think again Because something's on your track.

Pepper: You run into a corner Turn to see who's there Now there's more contestants after you That seems a bit unfair!

Salt: You turn to scream (Salt & Pepper: Aah!) Salt: Get something in between Knees are shaking, cold sweat And your hearts are racing.

Pepper: Those claws, those teeth Who's that underneath? Are those friends & enemies there?

Salt & Pepper: Your eyes can't believe!

Salt, Pepper, Knife, Trophy, OJ, Paper, Baseball, Lightbulb, Nickel, Balloon, Paintbrush, Bomb, Marshmallow, Apple, Bow, Pickle, Taco, Tissues, Cherries, Box, Yin-Yang, Chessy, Soap, Microphone, Test Tube, Suitcase & Fan: They've been wolf-i-fied! No need to try 'Cause there's no one here to save you And you cannot deny We've been wolf-i-fied! Just say goodbye 'Cause there's no place left to run to There's no place left to hi-ide!

Knife, Trophy, OJ, Paper, Baseball, Lightbulb, Nickel, Balloon, Paintbrush, Bomb, Marshmallow, Apple, Bow, Pickle, Taco, Tissues, Cherries, Box, Yin-Yang, Cheesy, Soap, Microphone, Test Tube, Suitcase & Fan: Wolf-i, wolf-i-fied!

Salt: I don't feel so good about this.

Knife, Trophy, OJ, Paper, Baseball, Lightbulb, Nickel, Balloon, Paintbrush, Bomb, Marshmallow, Apple, Bow, Pickle, Taco, Tissues, Cherries, Box, Yin-Yang, Chessy, Soap, Microphone, Test Tube, Suitcase & Fan: Wolf-i, wolf-i-fied!

Pepper: Hey they're pretty good dancers!

Knife, Trophy, OJ, Paper, Baseball, Lightbulb, Nickel, Balloon, Paintbrush, Bomb, Marshmallow, Apple, Bow, Pickle, Taco, Tissues, Cherries, Box, Yin-Yang, Cheesy, Soap, Microphone, Test Tube, Suitcase & Fan: Wolf-i, wolf-i-fied!

Salt: I don't care if they're good dancers!

Trophy, OJ, Paper, Baseball, Lightbulb, Nickel, Balloon, Paintbrush, Bomb, Marshmallow, Apple, Bow, Pickle, Taco, Tissues, Cherries, Box, Yin-Yang, Cheesy, Soap, Microphone, Test Tube, Suitcase & Fan: Wolf-i, wolf-fied!

Knife walks up to Salt & Pepper.

Salt & Pepper: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aaaaaaaah! [Teeth chattering]

Salt & Pepper hug each other In fear.

[Switch flicks]

[Eyes blink]

Salt & Pepper open their eyes.

Knife: Scary, scary stuff, huh? [Growls]

Salt, Pepper, Trophy, OJ, Baseball, Lightbulb, Nickel, Balloon, Paintbrush, Bomb, Marshmallow, Apple, Bow, Pickle, Taco, Tissues, Cherries, Box, Yin-Yang, Cheesy, Soap, Microphone, Test Tube, Suitcase & Fan: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! [Zip!] Werewolf!

Everyone except Knife run away.

Knife: [Groans]

Trivia
Bomb has a more understandable voice.

Taco has a normal voice.

Tissues doesn't sneeze.

Box is a male object with no arms.