Before BFDI/Week 2

This is the second week in the Before BFDI series. Part 1 is this page over here!

Plot Synopsis
Here you go!

Characters
Here you go once again!

1. The Triángolo's house
Scene: Pencil is watching a news report about the crash landing. [Exit Pencil.]
 * Teleprompter : [holding a microphone whilst standing in ice] This just in, an Unidentified Flying Object has fell and landed in the middle of Greenland; nobody knows what could have happened to it when it ice landed in the crash, w—
 * Man: It's "crash landed in the ice".
 * Teleprompter : I'm sorry, I've only anchored for the last 56 years! Anyways, to continue, it landed in the ice and all that was left is some scrap metal. How useless!
 * P e nci l : This show is, like, terrible. An' besides! I 'ave to go!

2. In the car
Scene: The family is driving home after church. Needle and Nelson are strangely ecstatic, whilst Pencil and Estigua scoff at an idea like that. [Estigua swerves in shock.]
 * Nelson : Wow! Church was fun!
 * Needle : It was! I mean, I've never said anything like this before!
 * P e nci l : I thinks it was the bread. It tasted kinde' diff'ren'.
 * Estigua : É esse novo químico.
 * P e nci l : Aye, I remember'e! The rares' chemical in the world! "See h'if 'e die?" "Tea h'off bee sky?" Wote'er, I really don' need ter remember'ee. Jus'ee't'was in Match's 'air.
 * Nelson : Can we turn on the music? It's too quiet! I think I want to … to—
 * Needle : Oh no …
 * Nelson : Mpbleeeekhhhhhhhhhhh! [vomits in the car]
 * Estigua : Não é o carro!
 * P e nci l : Y'know, Nels, if you wan' to vomit jus' open yer window an' do h'it out there.
 * Needle : Why, that's disgusting!
 * P e nci l : [sighs] Mum, turn on the radio now!
 * Estigua : Bem. [turns on the radio]
 * J u k e b o x : [on the radio] And that's why you should never call an elephant a cow. Next on obscure trivia is science.
 * Nelson : Ooh, I love science!
 * J u k e b o x : A thing that many people are not aware of is that there is a new chemical combination. Scientists at the Pediatricians' Apothecary of Nairobi discovered Benjaminfranklinium deuterium iodide, better known as BfDI.
 * All: Ah!
 * P e nci l : Mum, watch out!
 * Estigua : Sinto muito. Mas agora eu tenho que … que [vomits in the car] Bleeeeeekhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 * Needle : Oh great, that's two!
 * P e nci l : Wot's worse is that BFDI is now known outside of school.
 * Needle : By four people. How many people listen to these facts anyway?
 * P e nci l : This is one o' the most well-known radio stations in all o' Kenya.
 * Needle : Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 * P e nci l : 'Ey, relax, Needy!
 * Needle : [slaps] Don't call me Needy! But no.

3. The house
Scene: Pencil is reclining on the couch anxiously with a telephone calling people. [Enter Estigua.]
 * P e nci l : You heard it too Book? Ok, bye. [hangs up and calls Bubble] Omg, Bubble, did'ee hear about … that's wot I was callin'ee 'bout.
 * P e nci l : 'Ey, mum.
 * Estigua : Penél'ta, acho que precisamos conversar.
 * P e nci l : Oh no! Is this like one o' they converzations where I'm ol' enough to talk 'bout me? Or thet converzation when'ee finds out I have a B+ in me Kenya 'istory?
 * Estigua : Tens um C na história queniana?
 * P e nci l : Sorry, that ain't suppos' to come out.
 * Estigua : É por isso que vim aqui. Sua escola é realizar uma feira universidade.
 * P e nci l : But it's also fer clubs!
 * Estigua : Haverá professores lá, então você deve estar no seu melhor compo— [noticing she's gone] Penélope?