SCP-8521 - "Sentient Objects"

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Item #: SCP-8521

Object class:  Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8521-1 to SCP-8251-31 is to be temporary kept in a standard humanoid containment cell, because as of now, there are no available containment cell to host all of them. SCP-8521-A is to be kept near them in the case of conflict resulting in death.

Description: SCP-8251 is a collection of 31 different entities, most of which are seemingly sentient objects, with human characteristics, most instances of SCP-8251 has 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms, and a mouth. No SCP-8251 instances possesses any other feature, such as noses, or ears. There has been 4 instances of SCP-8251 that lacks arms, and 2 instances of SCP-8251 not possessing any limbs whatsoever. All instances of SCP-8251 possesses the ability to think, even without a brain.

Strangely enough, 3 instances of SCP-8251 are not object, but are seemingly flat 2D drawings that lacks any depth at all, these entities seem to betray the laws of physics itself, yet the other instances of SCP-8251 does not seem to acknowledge this, or does not mind.

Interviews with instances of SCP-8251 has revealed that all instances of SCP-8251 seemingly came from a parallel dimension/planet/plane of existence (referred to by SCP-8251 as "Goiky") where human beings seemingly does not exist (but there seems to be a large number of human-made objects, sụch as the Eiffel Tower, no instances of SCP-8251 has been able to give an elaborate explanation to this, pleading ignorance.) For a report on all known information about where SCP-8251 originated from, see Document-8251-B.

SCP-8251-A is a machine that has the ability to revive dead instances of SCP-8251, further inspection reveals that SCP-8251-A is hollow inside, and is filled with [REDACTED. Further inspection of SCP-8251-A strictly prohibited. On the outside, SCP-8251-A has the appearance of a metal box, with an opening, a keyboard (for entering the name of the deceased instance of SCP-8251, and a hand-crank. The words "Hand-Powered Recovery Center" is written on it in white paint.

As of now, most instances of SCP-8251 is cooperative and friendly, with a few exceptions.

Addendum A: Incomplete list of all instances of SCP-8251: For full list, see Document 8251-3.
 * 1) A ball of fire (refers to itself "Firey"), possibly has a case of amnesia. (Unconfirmed)
 * 2) A leaf (refers to itself as "Leafy").
 * 3) A bubble (refers to itself simply as "Bubble").
 * 4) A Coin (refers to itself as "Coiny")
 * 5) A floating ball of pink fluff (refers to itself as "Puffball")
 * 6) A Flower (refers to itself simply as "Flower"), aggressive and openly hostile towards staffs. But due to it's size, is unable to cause any real damage.
 * 7) A sentient 2D picture of a stick figure. (Referred to by others as "David")  unable to say anything other than "Aww, seriously?"
 * 8) A Golf ball (Refers to itself as such.)
 * 9) A Tennis ball (Refers to itself as such.).

Recovery history:

SCP-8251 came to the Foundation's attention on [DATA EXPUNGED]. When rumors of "Fire monsters" (revealed to be SCP-8251-1) started circulating in the town of [DATA EXPUNGED]. MTF-Rety-9 (Stationary Collectors) were dispatched and every SCP-8251 instances were contained with no problems.

Interview with SCP-8251-8:

Interviewer: Dr. Micheal

Interviewee: SCP-8251-8

Dr Micheal: Hello, SCP-8251-8. Today we will be conducting an interview.

SCP-8251-8: ...Okay, this has to stop.

Dr Micheal: What?

SCP-8251-8: That name thing. Stop calling me that. Okay? My name is golfball.

Dr Micheal: Okay, then, golfball. Would you mind answering some questions for us, please?

SCP-8251-8: Okay, then. Make it quick, though.

Dr Micheal: Okay, then. Golfball...Where did you come from?

SCP-8251-8: Well i came from where all the others came from. Goiky.

Dr Micheal: Yes, yes... We've already heard about this "Goiky" place, guess i worded that badly. What i meant to ask is: How did you get here?

SCP-8251-8: ...i don't remember, exactly. It's one thing we've been trying to understand.

Dr Micheal: Well, what is the last thing you remembered before being here, then?

SCP-8251-8: ...I...I don't know, it was quite fuzzy...something about a...Museum?

Dr Micheal: There's a museum in Goiky?

SCP-8251-8: ...y-yeah...don't remember much...But i have a theory.

Dr Micheal: A theory? Do tell, please.

SCP-8251-8: I think maybe [DATA REDACTED]

SCP-8251-8: [DATA REDACTED]

Dr Micheal: [DATA REDACTED]

SCP-8251-8: [DATA REDACTED]

Dr Micheal: [DATA REDACTED]

SCP-8251-8: ...

SCP-8251-8: [DATA REDACTED]

Dr Micheal: Oh, god no...

Interview ended.