DMRE Rebooted Episode 1: Welcome Back, Suckas!

SO YEAH WE GET AN IMMEDIATE TIME SKIP

 * Kabloom: What now, it's been alot of months and still no contest.
 * Codey: I think we should be going!
 * Arle: BACK!... Heh, sorry, was on vacation!

The Contestants
Reminder some characters RETURN! This includes YOUR recommendations.
 * 1) Kabloom
 * 2) Codey
 * 3) Freezy
 * 4) Laser Mine
 * 5) Cannon
 * 6) Nonon
 * 7) Laser Pointer
 * 8) Twin Tanky
 * 9) Flank Guard
 * 10) Oval
 * 11) Arrow
 * 12) Amitie
 * 13) Clay
 * 14) Coconut
 * 15) Switch
 * 16) Flame
 * 17) Pudding
 * 18) Permafrost
 * 19) Battery
 * 20) Bubble Wand
 * 21) Cosmic Brownie
 * 22) Spikey Mervett
 * 23) Bongos
 * 24) Paint

Contest

 * Arle: So yeah.... first competion is like Rostrum Rampage, but even more dangerous.
 * Oval: I can swag this contet.
 * Coconut: (rattle)
 * Arle: Whatever. Starting in 3, 2, 1!
 * Arle: Forgot to mention last three standing are team leaders.
 * Kabloom: HOLY MOLY
 * Flank Guard: May be easy!!!
 * Coconut: (rattle) (spits weird dodgeball)
 * Flame: Hey, look! (dodgeball passes through)
 * (weird dodgeball homes for Cosmic Brownie)
 * Cosmic Brownie: Oh look, it's a- (blows up)
 * 23/24 are out!
 * Battery: Jerks, that's cheating!
 * Arle: No it's not. (drops a special ball)
 * Arle: Free special ball!
 * Battery: Jerks, beware! (feels queasy)
 * Battery: Urgggh... I remembered I wasn't into... (falls into water) (causes a water explosion)
 * Clay: Guys? (gets washed up)
 * 7/8 (21/24) are out!
 * Bongo #1: Please-
 * Bongo #2: LAOKFAGGHSGIJSHUBNJIJSEHUBGIJIHG
 * Bongo #1: Urgh!
 * Laser Mine: Well it's time to- wait, Swi-
 * Switch: (throws laser mine)
 * Codey: That was soft! (gets zapped by laser beam)
 * 19/24 are out!
 * Bongo #1: Incoming!!! (throws dodgefireball, but realizes it wasn't thrown)
 * Bongo #1: The heck?
 * Bongo #2: (eating dodgefireball) (they both catch on fire and die)
 * 3/4 (18/24) are out!
 * Coconut: (spams too much weird dodgeballs)
 * Permafrost: This isn't possible! (throws boomerangdodgeball)
 * (hits alot of contestants)
 * 1/3 (8/24) are out!
 * REMAINING ONES ARE..
 * Kabloom
 * Freezy
 * Cannon
 * Coconut
 * Spikey Mervett
 * Switch
 * Permafrost
 * Flame
 * Pudding
 * Cannon: I NEED AMMO, JERK! (fires spikey mervett at pudding)
 * (pudding absorbs him)
 * Pudidng: Ha, that fail THOUGH!
 * Freezy: Guys, what's next?
 * Arle: Free dodgeballs! New one is Stonedodgeball! (stonedodgeball shatters freezy)
 * 7/24...
 * Spikey Mervett: MMMMMMMMMMmMMMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 * Flame: Am I too good? I mean, all those dodgeballs pass through me.
 * Permafrost: Wait a minute... (melts)
 * 1/4 (6/24)...
 * Switch: I can destroy Cannon if you flip my switch!
 * Flame: (flips switch) (water pours on him)
 * 5/24...
 * Pudding: You sucka! (spits Spikey Mervett right into switch)
 * Switch: MY HANDLE!!! (gets bonk'd by handle) (falls)
 * 1/6... WHO'S GOING TO WIN THIS?!
 * Arle: It's either Kabloom, Coconut, Pudding, or Cannon!
 * Kabloom: Lemme see... Coconut may be cheater... Pudding may be also cheater...
 * Kabloom: BUT CANNON CHEATS BY EATING THOSE! (throws acidodgeball at cannon)
 * Cannon: (dissolves)
 * Arle: Alright, the team leaders are Kabloom, Coconut, and Pudding! I'm missing someone... just joking.