User blog:Frozen5110/Demented Inanimate Movie: Romeo and Juliet

Lightbulb (As Romeo): Oh Juliet...

Cloudy (As Juliet): Oh Romeo... Catch! *Throws bomb*

Lightbulb (As Romeo): WHAT THE HECK- *Explodes*

Director Paintbrush: Cut! Juliet! You need to stop throwing bombs at Romeo!

Cloudy (As Juliet): Sorry, I can't help it. It's in my precipitation!

Director Paintbrush: It's OK. Try not to do that again, OK? I don't think anyone wants to see Romeo die in an explosion...

Cloudy (As Juliet): Got it!

Director Paintbrush: Now, will someone bring out the Romeo generator?

Keyboard: *Brings out the Romeo generator and generates a Romeo, who happens to be Sunny*

Sunny (As Romeo): Oh Juliet...

Cloudy (As Juliet): Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? DEAD! *Throws bomb*

Sunny (As Romeo): Eek! *Explodes*

Director Paintbrush: CUT CUT CUT! Juliet?! Stop throwing bombs! Bring out the Romeo generator!

Keyboard: *Brings out the Romeo generator, which has been destroyed in the explosion*

Director Paintbrush: What happened here?

Keyboard: I think Juliet destroyed it!

Director Paintbrush: Ugh! We don't have enough money to repair it! Someone, go out there and be Romeo!

Cloudy (As Juliet): Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Uh, Romeo? Hey, you're not Romeo!

Fan: La! *Explodes*

Cloudy (As Juliet): Oh my... NO! *Falls, and is crushed by the set*

Director Paintbrush: CUT! *Crushed by an anvil*


 * The world is destroyed*

Telephone: How many times has the world blown up again?

Test Tube: I don't know.