On The Run

WARNING:The following fanfic will have a lot of nonsense,reader discretion adviced.Also,bad words.

Um...hi! This object show will have A LOT of object show characters(and some OCs)

73 characters are ready to fight!

Le Teams(mind has changed)
NO TEAMS!(:P)

Episode 1:BUTTER!
Mario Hat:Hello,everyone!...yeah,that sucked,whatevs.The prize of this show will be Dream Island,$1.000.000 and PUDDIN FOR 14 YEARS!!!

Luigi Hat:That's right! The place were the eliminated contestants are going to be is...

Paintbrush:Is it Idiotic Island?

Paper(off-screen):Gah!

L.H.:Nope

Needle:Is it the TLC?

L.H.:Nope

Yoyleberry:*sighs* ...is it the VIP?

M.H.:Yup

Firey:What happened to the black names?

Mario:Budget cutz

Snowglobe:So...what's the first challenge?

Luigi:PAINTBALL!

Tokey:Oh shi-

Mario:NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT VOICE OF YOURS!!!111oneoneone

Tokey:Sorr-

Coiny:IT'S ANNOYING YOU KNOW!?

Tokey:...

Mario:Teleportation!

-Everyone teleports to Angel Island-

Knuckles:Hum? Who are you?

Luigi:*kicks Knuckles and the Master Emerald off* There we go!

Piano:BUTTER!-...oh,sorry

Everyone:0_0

Mario:Here are your guns,now,GO!

-Alot of shots were heard and Dough and Electric Box are seen shot-

Electric Box:Ouch!

Mario:*presses a button and teleports both out of the island*

Puffball:How do i do this!?

Bubble:Goitcha!*shoots Puffball*

-After a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time,Diamond and Pin were the only ones left-

Luigi:You both have immunity!

Both:Yeah!

Mario:Everyone else,come with me! Let's go to the elimination area!

-Everyone walks to the elimination area-

Mario:Welcome to the elimination! You guys have to vote in that cabin who you want to be eliminated! Bubble Gum,you're up first

-Everyone votes-

Luigi:To make long story short,bottom 8:Coiny,Poo,Piano,Snowball,Pinerific,Bubble Gum,Box and Tokey

First safe:Poo and Box

Bottom 6:Coiny,Piano,Snowball,Pinerific,Bubble Gum and Tokey

Next safe:Bubble Gum and Tokey

Bottom 4(a gasp is heard):Coiny,Snowball,Piano and Pinerific

Next:Coiny and Pinerific

BOTTOM 2!(everyone gasps):Snowball and Piano

Last safe issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss........................................

Snowball:*amusingly glares Piano*

Piano:*starts doing random things*

Luigi:Piano

Piano:YES!!!

Pen,Eraser,Blocky and Snowball:WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pen:But SB is a great guy! And he only killed 58 people!

Golf Ball:Um...that's nonsense...BTW...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mario:Portal Gun,Tune,push him to the VIP

Tune:Whatever you say...

P.G.:Ok!

Both:*push SB into the VIP*

SB:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[............................................................] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!*dies*

Episode 2:The Crappy Cliff Once Again
Top Hat:Aaaaah...what a beatufil man!*looks at his mirror*

Pinerific:You're not beautiful,you're just a gothy jerk!

Top Hat:Look who says it!

-Meanwhile...-

Bubble Gum:Sister,finally i can talk to you...

Bubble:Seriously,B.G.? Our parents left you because of your bad attitude!

B.G.:I became nicer!

Bubble:I bet you did...

B.G.:Wanna see?

Bubble:Whatever you say,brother

-B.G. sees Top Hat and Pinerific arguing-

B.G.:Um...

SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!
Pinerific and T.H.:...0_0

Bubble:That's not nice,at all

B.G.:I'm practicing...

-Meanwhile,with the guys' allaince-

Pen:I can't beleive that SB was eliminated

Eraser:Me too

Blocky:Me three

Eraser:We have to be careful for the next challenge

Pen and Blocky:Yeah...

Mario(with megaphone):STOP MESSING AROUND,F*CKERS! IT'S TIME FOR TEH CHALLENGE!

Pickle:Wich is?

Eraser:F*ck you,line stoler!

Luigi:TEH CRAPPY CLIFF

Lightbulb:Crap...

Mario:Teleportation!

-Everyone teleports to tha crappy cliff-

Paper:Oh no...

Phone:Jump!*falls off*

Signy:I forgot how to jump...

Cauliflower:Easy! Look at me! *jumps and crosses* See? It's not hard!

Signy:I'll try...*jumps and falls*

Teardrop:*jumps and you know what*

Gelatin,Pin,Diamond and B.G.:*jump and fall*

Bubble:*jumps and falls*

Eraser:Hop!*jumps and falls*

Pen:Eraser! *jumps and falls*

Blocky:...f*ck my life...*jumps and falls*

Pizza:CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS UGLY!*jumps and falls*

Shieldy:If you're going to make a this is sparta reference,f*ck you

Electric Box:...THIS...IS...THE CRAPPY CLIFF!*kicks Shieldy*

Shieldy:*falls*

Bow:Buy a chair!

E.B.:NO!

Bow:*becomes insane* CHAIRS ARE AWSOME!!!*gets grabbed by Marshy*

Marshy:Bow,stop!

Bow:*becomes normal* Hey,brother!

Dough:What?

Bow:Look,a fire! We can kill people!

Dough:Coolness!

Firey:Hum? Oh sh*t...

Bow:*grabs Firey and kills Box,Cherries and Pinerific*

Dough:Let me try...*grabs Firey and kills E.B.,Tune and Donut*

Donut:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!-*dies*

Bow:We need water!

Dough:But were do we get it?

Bow:...*throws Firey off the cliff*

Firey:BULLCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!-*falls off*

Y.S.:Help me,Puffy!

Puffball:DON'T...CALL ME...PUFFY!*pushes Y.S.,TV,Slimy,Map,Dough,Needle and Wizard Hat off*

Souly:*posseses Yoyleberry* Push her off...

Yoyleberry:Whatever you say,my master...*pushes Puffball off*

Souly:*desposseses Yoyleberry*

Yoyleberry:Huh?

GB:Hey,TB,are you glad you're in this?

TB:With you,of course!

Coiny:F*ck off,d**cheb*gs*pushes TB and GB off*

Needle:Don't call me Needy! *slaps Nickel*

Nickel:DARNIT!*falls off*

Book:Hey,Ruby!

Ruby:What do you want,Book?

Book:Can i help you?

Ruby:Ok-

Pencil:NO!

Match:Pence-Pence,Bubble fell off and IC quit,we should let Book help us

Pencil:Fine...

Book:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!*The Crappy Cliff falls down*

YT:Finally crossed!

Mario:And Cauliflower and YT win immunity!

Snowglobe:I suck SO badly...

Bomb:M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me too

Bomby:WHYINEVERWINACHALLENGE?

-At the elimination-

Luigi:Bottom 8:Coiny,Dough,Bow,Box,Needle,Souly,Book and Eraser

First safe:Eraser and Souly

Bottom 6:Coiny,Dough,Bow,Box,Needle and Book

Next safe:Needle and Dough

Bottom 4(gasp):Coiny,Bow,Box and Book

Next safe:Coiny and Bow

Bottom 2(GASP!!!):Box and Book

Last safe issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.........................

Box:*falls*

Book:Nononononononononononnoonnonoonononono...

Luigi:Book

Book:Phew!

Cherries:Goodbye Box!

Mario:THX4PLAYING Box,Baseball,Crayon,send him into the VIP

Baseball:I'm pretty glad to do this...

Crayon:Thank God he was eliminated,he was useless

Both:*push Box into the VIP*

Box:...*dies*

Episode 3:Bowlin' in the Mind
Cup:Last challenge was hard!

TV:Yeah

Ice Cream:Yeah,i hope we're not eliminated for this challenge

Mario:WE CAN'T FIND A F*CKING BOWLING PLACE! Now there's 5 hours of freetime in this episode!

Everyone:Yeah!

-In Heaven-

SB:These wings make me look stupid!

Box:...

SB:WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAID???!!!???!!!

Box:...

SB:F*ck off!*kicks Box*

-In Earth-

Tiki(Both):Hey Tune!

Tune:What?

Tiki(Up):Look at this! (Both) HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *break 5000 diamond walls*

Tune:0_0 -_- 0_0

-5 hours later-

Luigi(megaphone):HEY SLEEPYHEADS! IT'S TIME FOR THE F*CKING CHALLENGE!

Eraser:Wich is?

Mario:Bowling

Souly:*posseses Cauliflower* ...*looks at everyone* THAT'S NOT MAH S*X TOY!

Bomby:LOLWUT?

PPB:How do i do that?

Mario:Teleportation!

-Everyone teleports to a bowling place-

Luigi:Start!

Needle:Hya! *down 4 pins*

P.G.:SPARTA! *strike*

Pizza:SELENA GOMEZ IS UGLY!*down 7 pins*

Shieldy:Hya! *down 1 pin*

Tune:Hm...LARAI!*down 9 pins*

Luigi:Upgrade! 20 pins!

Pin:Hu!*down 16 pins*

Tiki(Both):HYA!*down 18 pins*

Firey:Haha!*down 19 pins*

Luigi:2nd upgrade! 30 pins

Cherries:*down 22 pins*

Yin-Yang:*down 11 pins*

Diamond and Cauliflower:*down 0 pins*

Souly:*down 27 pins*

Dough:*down 5 pins*

Luigi:3rd upgrade! 40 pins!

Pickle:*down 33 pins*

Marshy:*down 14 pins*

Donut,Gelatin and TD:*down 39 pins*

OJ:*strike*

Mario:Portal Gun and Orange Juice win immunity!

-At the elimination-

Luigi:Bottom 8:Puffball,PPB,Tokey,Bubble Gum,Tiki,Tune,Donut and Teardrop

First Safe:Donut and PPB

Bottom 6:Puffball,Tokey,Bubble Gum,Tiki,Tune and Teardrop

Next safe:Tokey and Teardrop

Bottom 4(gasp):Puffball,Bubble Gum,Tiki and Tune

Next:Bubble Gum and Tune

Bottom 2(GASP!!!):Puffball and Tiki

Puffball:Please no,please no,please no,please no,please no!

Tiki(Down):What? How?

Luigi:Last safe isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss......................................

Puffball:*starts flying around,while saying "Please no"*

Tiki(Up):I'll miss you...

Tiki(Down):I'll miss you too...

Luigi:Puffball

Puffball:YES!!!

Tiki(Both):No!

Mario:Firey,Bubble,push them

Firey:Goodbye guys...

Bubble:We'll miss you...

Both:*push Tiki into the VIP*

Tiki(Down):Goodbye...

Tiki(Up):Goodbye...

Tiki(Both):*dies*

Episode 4:Issues with me
Yin-Yang:What a beautiful day! '''No,it's horrible! I like nightimes! '''Daytimes! Nighti-

Paintbrush:Would you please shut up?

Yin-Yang:Ok...

Leafy:There's no problem to argue with yourself!

Burger:That sounded weird

Yin-Yang:I have issues with me...

Leafy:...

Burger:...

Paintbrush:...

-Meanwhile-

Tune:I miss Tiki...but...was it a she or a he?

Mario:I think it was a she

Lightbulb:Sorry for asking,but,why is the host with us?

Tune:...dunno...

Luigi:Mario,come with me for a sec

Mario:Ok.Goodbye guys!

Tune:Goodbye!

Lightbulb:I'm a gal!

-Later...-

Mario:Hey,everyone! There's a surprise!

Leafy:What is it?

Luigi:The balance beam!(yes,i love that challenge)

Mario:Also,if you fall off,you're eliminated! 10 people will be eliminated!

Firey:HOLY CRAP!

Mario:Teleportation!

-Everyone teleports to tha balance beam-

Luigi:GO!

TB:Goodbye!*kicks Electric Box off*

Firey:Hey Coiny!

Coiny:What?

Firey:Look!*pushes Needle and Tokey off*

Coiny: D:< STFU! *tries to kick Firey off*

Firey:BaBye!*kicks Coiny off*

Leafy:Hey PB,wanna form an alliance?

Paintbrush:Ok!

Pen:Who's our first target?

Eraser:IC!

Blocky:Hya!*kicks Ice Cube off*

Mario:Electric Box,Needle,Tokey,Coiny and IC are out!

Piano:BUTTER POWAH!*kicks Puffball off*

Mailbox:Hm...?

Lighter:*kicks Mailbox off* Ha ha!

Firey:Lighter? Is that you?

Lighter:Firey?

Firey:You gave me life! You gave life to all Fires! Even my family! You're our god!

Lighter:And?

Firey:I wanna form an alliance with you!

Lighter:Ok...

Pizza:SHIELDY! YOU'RE UGLY!*kicks Shieldy off*

Tune:You...thing...wanna kick that guy's *ss?

Dough:Ok!*kicks Top Hat off*

Mario:One more!

Everyone:*rush to kick Map*

Map:*evades all the kicks and kicks Slimy off*

Mario:There you go! Electric Box,Tokey,Needle,Coiny,Ice Cube,Puffball,Mailbox,Shieldy,Top Hat and Slimy are eliminated!

All of them:*get pushed into the VIP*

Episode 5:The Debut
Mario:I think that,after ten people were eliminated,we should have a debut

Luigi:Good idea...

-Later...-

Mario:Alright,Rocket,Spongy,David,Bouncy Ball,Toast,Puzzle,Immunity Token and Waterfire,you came for the debut...

Luigi:We'll rank you by our likes and dislikes...

8th:David Reason:Annoying and useless

7th:Rocket Reason:Huge copy of Teardrop

6th:Spongy Reason:Match,Pencil,Ruby,Bubble and Book! Blame them!

5th:Toast Reason:Debuter in OM

4th:Immunity Token Reason:Dunno,B.G.'s decission

3rd:Puzzle Reason:Nice but KILLY!

2nd:Waterfire Reason:Kinda risky

1st:Bouncy Ball Reason:Creator's decission

Bouncy Ball:YES!!!

-Later...-

Mario:HEY F*CKERS! MEET THE NEWBIE!

Leafy:Who is it?

Bouncy Ball:Me!

Match:Bouncy,like,thing,you need more,like,limbs to make it,like, far in the game

Bouncy Ball:STFU!

Piano:What's the next challenge?

Luigi:MAKE A HOUSE!

Bouncy Ball and PPB:HOLY POOP! How do i do that?

Mario:Team up with someone...

-Later-

Mario:Everyone done? Let's check...

Bubble,B.G.,...It looks fine :D 70/100

Firey,Pin,...HOLY SH*T IT HAS PUDDIN! I LOVEZ PUDDIN! But it has a crappy table...89/100

Diamond,Tune,...Holy sh*t this sucks...nice table tho...19/100

PPB,Bouncy Ball,...I...LOVE...THIS...CHAIR! 8/10

Yoyle Token,Poo...nice house you have there...56/100

Pencil,Match,...holy sh*t...THIS IS THE WORST HOUSE EVAR!!! -100/100

Pen,Eraser,...kinda nice,but needs improvements...49/100

Ruby,Book,...*claps* this house is really cool! 99/100 cuz it needs a TABLE!

Blocky,OJ,...stinks poop...-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/100

Since everyone else's house sucks,we're going to do another challenge

Eraser:Wich is?

Mario:Catch me! Ha ha!*runs like Sonic The Hedgehog*

Cherry #1:Run like if Box was in danger!

Cherry #2:Ok!

Leafy:Woah!*dodges a tree* Woah!!! *dodges another tree* WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneone*dodges ANOTHER tree*

-Later that night-

Slenderman:My turn!

Luigi:3...2...1...GO!

Slenderman:Hello!

Yin-Yang:Hi!

Slenderman:? Alright,i'll spook that guy's ass

Firey:Oh,hey Slenderman!

Slenderman:DAFUQ IS GOING ON???!!!???!!!

Tune:You're not spooky anymore!

Slenderman: D:

Mario:F-

Piano:Gotcha!

Pinerific:He's mine*pushes Piano away*

Piano:Grr...*slaps Pinerific*

Pinerific:Hm!*slaps Piano*

Both:*start slapping eachother*

Mario:Em...*gets grabbed by Pencil and Match*

Luigi:Looks like you both win immunity!

Match:Like,yeah!

-At da f*cking elimination-

Luigi:Bottom 6:Firey,IC,Teardrop,Souly,Signy and OJ

First safe:Teardrop and Souly

Bottom 4:Firey,IC,Signy and OJ

Next safe:IC and Signy

Looks like one of the winners goes home...

Firey:What D:???

OJ:How?

Luigi:Last safe isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...........................................

Firey:*grap*

OJ:EHADFGJDKINISAPOERIOPEKODFMVKAÑFOEKOFRIPÁKSOKF!

Luigi:Firey

Firey:Thank god...

OJ:I knew it...more people watch BFDI than II...

Mario:Gelatin,Pepper,Salt,Fries,sacrifice this sucker

All of 'em:No freakin' lines for almost 5 straight episodes...great*push OJ into the VIP*

OJ(while suffering):SALT...I...LOVE...YO-*dies*

Salt:...

Firey:Well,that mothertrucker got sacrificed...good ridance >:D!

Salt:You...mother...F*CKER!

Episode 6:The Run
Fries:Almost no lines...

-Meanwhile-

Leafy(writes in her diary):

I need to talk with Firey,if not,he will not love me...IC is gone...now,none except Paintbrush and Bubble likes me ;(

Cherry #1:Leafy,what are you writing?

Leafy:Oh...um...nothing,nothing!(thinking) *sh*t!*

Ice Cream(Bttclr):I wonder what happens if someone dies...

Luigi:Maybe you'll know cuz IT'S TIME FOR DA CHALLENGE!

Eraser:Wich is?

Mario: Cops N Robbers

Poo:Crap

Snowglobe:That sounded weird...you're made out of crap

Leafy:Snowglobe!

Snowglobe:What?

Mario:Who wants to be the cop?

-Everyone backs up except for Yoyle Token-

YT:Shi-

Luigi:Start!

YT:UGH! This sucks!

Gelatin:Ok...now,what do we do?

B.G.:Go through this hole,maybe

WH:No one fits there!

Flower:*starts kicking a wall*

Firey:That's never going to work!

Donut:Agreed

Diamond:*opens cell*

Everyone: ...

YT:Damnit!

Mario:Diamond gets immunity!

-At elimination-

Mario: ...

Everyone: ...

Luigi: ...Tiebreak?

Mario:Fine...

Luigi:Super Mario Bros level 1-1!

-Later-

Dough:Mushroom!

Match:Mine!

Goomba:*eats mushroom*

Dough and Match: ...

Dough:F*ck

-Later-

Firey:*jumps and falls*

Salt:*jumps and falls*

Leafy*jumps and falls*

Everyone else:*jump and win*

Mario:2nd tiebreaker! Yoyleberry eating contest!

Yoyleberry: D:

Mario: Not you...

Yoyleberry: :D

-Later-

Luigi:3rd tiebreaker! Paintball again!

-Later-

Firey: Hm...where are they?

Salt:Gotcha! *shoots but fails*

Firey: ...*shoots Salt*

-Later-

Salt:God no...

Firey:*pushes Salt* No dramatic scenes!

Cherry #1(to Cherry #2):Don't you think Firey is becoming more and more a jerk?

Cherry #2:Yes,i do think that