The Frisbee Show:Frisbees Horrible Life

Narrator:One day, in a dumb house lived two people: Flying Discus and Plastic. One day Plastic got pregnant.

Narrator:Then they used a technique we can't show you to make a baby.

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Narrator:One special day, they died.

Narrator:However their son, which they didn't name, still lived and was swiped by a band of roadrunners who took him all they way to Cancun, Mexico. They had a party.

(Insert Mexican party music)

Narrator:Then that same band of roadrunners flew all the way to SIberia, Russia with that baby which conveniently, the roadrunners named Frisbee. He was still 6 years old.

Narrator:Than they sold him to a bear.

Roadrunner:Hey bear, wanna child that we randomly found in the wild by his lonesome?

Bear:Mkay sure

Narrator:So that bear took him to the forest and left him there. Then a hatred Russian kicked Frisbee so hard, that he flew all the way over to Brazil. They had another party.

(Insert Brazilian party music)

Narrator:Suddenly, that baby woke up in USA. He was 19. He became a loner with only 1 friend. And that friend pushed him in the Ohio river and he swam to Tennessee.

Narrator:Then 10 years later. Congrats, he graduated college.Then he died. And that was Frisbees horrible life.