TUPRSS (episode 1A): Characters Announcement

Opening
(A random character teleports in)

???: Hello there viewers. This is TUPRSS (Also known as The Ultimate Portal RPG Survival Show)! Where 20 Objects are competing for a prize! And i am your host, The Guide. And now, announcement time!

Announcement Time
(Rockbass listens to music)

Aciter: What kind of rock listens to music? A Rockbass!

Rockbass: That wasn't even a funny joke.

Aciter: Shut your mouth and listen to your Rock music, aka the type of music rocks listen to! (Ba dum tss)

(The Guide teleports in)

The Guide: Announcement for the Survival show, come quick!

Aciter: Oh boy!

(The Guide moves to other portals, announcing the survival show)

(30 minutes later)

The Guide: Allright, we've got everyone. Now let's see the list.

Voting Time!
The Guide: Now we got that, thanks for watching. Vote here to vote which of these contestants are Team Captains, the 2 most voted contestants are team captains

https://www.strawpoll.me/17152759