ABFP 1: It's Good to be Back

(Shows the sun rising)

Australia Flag: Alright mates, welcome back to Battle For Pain, or should I say... Another Battle For Pain? *Sniggers* Anyway, we have some new contestants. Come and introduce yourselves, mates!

Vinicius: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Vinicius. If you don't know what I'm supposed to be, I'm a colourful combination of all wildlife animals.

Campfire: *Shouts* Is that why you have a tail?

Vinicius: Uhh... yeah?

Rubik's Cube: *Shouts* And is that why you're not an object?

Vinicius: Yeah, but for some reason on my belly I have a face with object limbs and legs under my feet. *Walks off*

Thanos Pie: Hey, I'm Thanos Pie. Whenever someone messes with me, I snap them.

Thanos: Hey look! I found my long lost brother!

Thanos Pie: I'm not your long lost brother.

Thanos: *Whispers angrily* Listen here you, you are my long lost brother. And if you think you aren't my long lost brother, you can fudge off.

Thanos Pie: *Snaps Thanos*

Thanos: Australia Flag, I don't feel so good...

Australia Flag: You alright mate?

Thanos: I don't know what's happening...

Thanos: I don't wanna go... *Disintegrates away*

Australia Flag: Oh well. He'll be back anyway.

MORE COMING SOON!