User blog:The Second Nation/The story of The Official Object Roleplay

This is the story all about how- wait no wrong fanon.

First timeline
Nothing of daring importance happened here. It starts with Dice complaining about how she gets bullied a ton, and Match offers help. Pencil turns sadistic and hurts Dice. Meanwhile, Soap kills herself. Flower kills all the jerks and they get recovered. Coiny enters the scene and asks what happened. Match says Flower started it, but then Flower goes valleygirl and convinces Match that it wasn't her. Itochian Flag appears and is instantly word-killed by Flower. Kiwi, Kale, Tissue, Remote and Fireball came and gone. Coiny is still confused and so is Garlic Bread. They later disappear with no trace. Some mysterious fella called nsifbh says hi and vanishes, Pen turns into an old man and MePhone4 wants to kill himself. MePhone4S kills him as Coiny makes his final appearance by pouring water on MePhone4S. MePhone5 kills Coiny for good, and Pencil is cured from her sadisticness. Pen wants to press a button. Match tells him not to. Eraser presses the button. This is so stupid. Nothing happens. THEN EVERYTHING RESTARTS FOR SOME REASON IDK  DON'T ASK ME.

Second timeline
Coming soon...