User blog:Young Little Unicorn/The Night of the Mafia!

This is a mini-game or so… so I made it a blog post, instead of a page. It's not really important to be honest, now all I need you to do is place your bets on these 20 dopes because I literally do not appreciate them existing. Now after you've done that, you must now get ready to read a blog post with over 20,000 words (probably).

All characters are mine, even though they sound look like characters from other object shows, but I promise you they are separate people.

YOU : Where am I?

HORN : You're in the town called 'Spaghetti Meatballs'!


 * Horn THE REPORTER

YOU : Looks more like a—

SPOON : Would you like a taste of my food?


 * Spoon THE CHEF

YOU : No thanks.

HORN : Anyways, let's go to my house! I'm the reporter here!

YOU : You stink.

(bumps into Thermometer)

THERMOMETER : I-I'm sorry… p-please forgive me.


 * Thermometer THE VET

YOU : *in his mind* Sluttering klutz. *reality* Yeah, sure I forgive you.

HOE : I have never seen you before, mind introducing yourself?


 * Hoe THE FARMER

YOU : I'm just an ordinary person?

MAGNIFYING GLASS : Suspicious. Maybe we should get moving.


 * Magnifiying Glass THE DETECTIVE

YOU : What's with people suspecting me?

More coming soon…

This is supposed to be comedic but later it will turn increasingly darker.