Derpify: Fanfiction Story

Another random story has been printed out here from my brain! :P

It may get all crappy like the Crappy Cliff... xD

And the spellings are randomly spelled... ^_^

Chapter 1: Random & Rip-off Songs
Toothpaste: Durrr! Hi Drumstick!!

Drumstick: Huh? Whatizit?

Toothpaste: I wuv u!

Drumstick: Aww! I wuv u 2!!

Toothpaste: LOL! Wana get maried?

Drumstick: Oh! Sure!

Later...
Bubble: You knoiow... The chapter and the script here doesn't make sense or any relationship...

Pencil: *to Pen* WE! ARE NEVER EVER EVER... GETTING BACK TOGETHER!! WeeeeEE! ARE NEBURR EVAR EVURRR GETTING BACK TOGETHER! U GO TOK 2 UR FRENDS TOK 2 MY FRENDS TOK TO MEHHH!!!- (Real song's hair...)

Pen: Shut up, Pencil! You're just making my ears bleed!! Can you stop now?!?!

Match: But the real question is... Why do you have a blue lid?

Bubble: Noio... The roil questioion is... Do yoiou have ears?

Pen: Uh.......................................

Gelatin: Aaaand... He blacked out...

Pencil: *dramatic spotlight* *sings*  I used to think... That we... were forever ever and I used to say... Never say neverrrrrrr... *to Match* So he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you!" And I'm, like- I'm just- Like, this is exhausting you know... Like, we are never ever getting back together... Like, ever... NOOOO! WE! R NEVUR EVAR EVURRR GETING BACK TOGEDURR!

Pen: *stops saying Uh* *interrupts Pencil by kissing her*

Gum Bally: *out of nowhere* (Credit to TheEnderRo)  I CAIM IN LIEK A WREEEECKING PAIRRR! I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN FRUUUUUUUUUUIT!!! ALL I WANTED WAS 2 BRAKE UR BASKET!!! ALL U EVUR DID WUZZZ... CHU-U-UW MEHHH! YEAH U... U CHU-U-UW MEEEH!! *hits Wrecking Pear to Eraser*

Eraser: Hey! Whut wuz dat 4?

Bow: (Real Song is here! :3) I  knew you were wooden when I sat on you! And I love chairs! Now you let yourself stood in 4 legs! Now I'm comfy on this wooden furniture! Oh!!! OH!!! Chairs! Chairs! Chairs! Oh-

Eraser: Why're all the gurls singin'?!

Bubble: ( Real song!) Yoylecake! Yoylecake! Can't stand those kind of cakes! Yoylecake! Yoylecaaake! Turn into a metal ball!-

GB: I AM A FREAKIN' GOLF BALL!!! I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN GOLF!!-

Potato: POTEHTOH!

The End! :3