Pencil finally gets a Might Eagle Plush

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Blocky: Pencil, where is your Angry Birds Mighty Eagle Plush?

Pencil: I don't have one.

Blocky: Hey everyone, Pencil doesn't have an Angry Birds Mighty Eagle Plush, what a loser!

Everyone: (laughs at Pencil)

Pencil: Stop, I will get an Angry Birds Mighty Eagle Plush at Toys R Us and I'll show you who's the loser!

(at home)

Pencil: Mom, you totally screwed me over, you told me you could give me an Angry Birds Mighty Eagle Plush for my birthday, and when I rubbed it in people's faces, it was a homemade plush,so everyone is calling me a liar.

Estigua: Fine, all right.

(at Toy's R Us)

Pencil: (gasps) It's just what I always wanted, an Angry Birds Mighty Eagle Plush, just what I always wanted!

Estigua: *gasps* 200 dollars?

Pencil: And it also comes with all of the other Angry Birds and Bad Piggies Plush, including Angry Birds Space, Angry Birds Rio, Angry Birds Stella and Angry Birds Star Wars. I can't wait to see the look on Firey's stupid face when he sees that I have more Angry Bird Plushies than him.

Estigua: Uau, minha linda filha, que você precisa dele? (Wow, my lovely daughter, do you need it?)

Pencil: Sim, mamãe. Eu sempre quis porque todo mundo quer [bleep] me! (Yes, mama. I always wanted because everyone wants to [BLEEP] me!)

Estigua: *sighs* Tudo bem, mas eu vou ter que chamar o seu pai. Ele tem o dinheiro para comprar. Mas eu não. (Alright, but I'll have to call your father. He has the money to buy. But not me.)

Pencil: All right, mom.

(5 minutes later)

Triangle: Alright, I'll buy you the plush.

Pencil: YAY!

(The next day...)

Pencil: I just got my Eagle plush! Hey Blocky, where's yours?

Blocky: I don't have it since I am grounded for insulting you.

(THE END)