SFTC 1 - Crash Songitude!

INTRO

 * Kabloom - Y'know what's weird, Mechy?
 * Mechy - What?
 * (FASTFORWARD FOR RANDOM REASONS)
 * Kabloom - And that's what happened.
 * Mechy - Oh hey, that's extremely boring. No contests in about ONE YEAR?!
 * Rather Wear Clothes Gal comes out of nowhere
 * Rather Wear Clothes Gal - Welcome to SFTC.
 * Kabloom - Uh, Salsa For Tomato Chips? I don't have any.
 * Rather Wear Clothes Gal - No, Smash for the Clash.
 * Kabloom - Oh.
 * Rather Wear Clothes Gal - Anyways, it is basically likes one of those contests. Let's start and meet the contestants.

MEET THE CONTESTANTS

 * Kabloom - HELLO EVERYBODY, I'M A ROCKIN' PRO! Right?
 * Mechy - Ello. I'm Mechy, Kabloom's robot who's obviously nice. What?
 * Ghasty - I'm Ghasty. I'm a fiery demon who uh... (burns into flare)
 * WIP