It's PURE Trash Episode 1: Take Off, Kidd

AT THE PURE TRASH PLACE anyways WIP
 * Spihk: Hey, wanna know what Elyland is actually doing?
 * WEFBULB: We already know! Elyland is innocent, even though it makes knockoffs!
 * Heartichoke: Actually, Elyland is showing that Niantic is WRONG to try and have the GO series all to themselves!
 * Larry: Whatever. It's better.
 * Scythe-Armed Monster: What? A ripoff?
 * The UNDERMINER: I'M GOING TO GET YOU UNDERMINED. IN THE CONTEST!
 * Scythe-Armed Monster: LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT THEN!
 * WEFBULB: Is it just me, or is Pokemon Go actually stealing some features from Draconius Go?
 * The Alphablock D: Don't know. Disappointing.
 * It's PURE Trash Page: HELLO WELCOME TO IT'S PURE-
 * Two Pose: Are you breaking the fourth wall kid?
 * It's PURE Trash Page: Yes. Anyways blah blah blah rewards blah blah blah elimination blah blah blah! And so that concludes my little INTRO speech. Wait, why is everyone snoozing?
 * https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefordreamislandfanfiction/images/0/02/Biscuit_bfb_04_rc_background.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/20?cb=20181011203038: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 * It's PURE Trash: THE FIRST CONTEST IS TO HAVE A MELEE. GET READY, GO! FALL INTO THE WATER, YOU LOSER!
 * The UNDERMINER: PREPARE TO GET UNDERMINED.!
 * https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefordreamislandfanfiction/images/0/02/Biscuit_bfb_04_rc_background.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/20?cb=20181011203038: Oh no. I have no attack equipment.
 * (https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/battlefordreamislandfanfiction/images/0/02/Biscuit_bfb_04_rc_background.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/20?cb=20181011203038 gets rekt)