Crappy Objects

Crappy Objects is an object show created by Sylvester the Shiny Sylveon. It is about 12 Objects competing for a luxurious trailer. Be warned, though. The show has swears!

Characters

 * Computer
 * Dell
 * Cookie
 * GoAnimate
 * Tack
 * Iceball
 * Outlet
 * Softball
 * Polka Dot
 * Wallet
 * Platform
 * Mirror
 * Top Hat (The host)

Episode 1: Cruise, You Lose
(We zoom into a cruise ship in the Bahamas.)

Tack: Hey, Softball, isn't it cool that we're on a cruise?

Softball: Yep, it is!

GoAnimate: I'm also enjoying it because I can drown all of you bitches!

Polka Dot: GoAnimate! Don't call people bitches! You hurt Wallet's feelings!

(Wallet is crying in the corner)

Polka Dot: Don't worry, Wallet, it's okay.

Top Hat: Iceball, it's getting hot. Do you think you could cool me?

Iceball: Sure thing!

(Iceball jumps into Top Hat, freezing him. Iceball then regenerates)

Top Hat: Good job! Now I'm c-(melts)

Dell: Oh, did he melt?

Iceball: Yes, he did. Sad he had to melt.

TBE