Inanimate School/Characters

Firey
Firey is the main protagonist of the series and the student of Inanimate School. He dislikes anything having to do with water for obvious reasons. Firey's best friend and love interest is his next-door neighbor, Leafy, who he often goes on adventures with and later starts dating. He also has a deep hatred for his arch enemy named Coiny, stemming from when he accidently pushed Leafy into the ground while the three were playing tag when they were six years old. But usually, Firey and Coiny's arguments cause a distraction from classes. He dislikes swimming in water for obvious reasons, and even has a rain shelter ready when faced with rain. He states that Ice Cube is the opposite of him. He is most likely enemies with any contestant that is composed out of water or frozen water, such as Teardrop, Snowball, and Ice Cube. Besides having aquaphobia (fear of water), he apparently has acrophobia (fear of heights).

Leafy
Leafy is the main dueteragonist of the series and Firey's best friend and neighbor, as well as his love interest and later girlfriend. Sometimes Leafy accidentally realizes her kind deeds have some sort of bad thing.

Nickel
Nickel is the town's "traveling sarcasm salesman" and the main tritagonist. Unlike the rest of the characters, he was a contestant on both Inanimate Insanity and Battle for Dream Island. So he basically already knew everyone from the start. He is the only main armless character.

Marshmallow
Marshmallow is Firey and Leafy's first new friend from Inanimate Insanity. She holds a grudge with Apple after she (Apple, possessed by the ghost of Bow) said she was just pretending to be Marshmallow's friend to get more likes in the 6th episode of Inanimate Insanity 2.

Balloon
Balloon is Suitcase's close friend who used to manipulate people in the first season of Inanimate Insanity.

MePhone4
MePhone4 is the mayor of Objectropolis and the principal of Inanimate School. Created by Meeple, he appears nice to many objects; however, MePhone4 has been shown to be shrewd.

Lightbulb
Lightbulb is a female contestant on Inanimate Insanity. She is very erratic and often does things that surprize other characters on the show. (i.e. putting on sunglasses and sitting in a lounge chair when on break.) She also has a large love for cookies, and unlike many other characters on the show, has a slight liking for the oatmeal raisin kind.

Paintbrush
Paintbrush is a unknown gendered student of Inanimate School. His/her gender is ambiguous and is often mentioned as "she" by Lightbulb and other characters. Apparently, he/she and Lightbulb are roommates. It is always happy to help others in need and often gives the main characters advice. He/she is also pansexual.

Knife
Knife is a college student of Inanimate School. He considers himself as a jerk and often harms others for the fun of it. But he also has a softer side for his Dora doll and even falls in love with a girl named Daniella. (Although she was just David in a blonde wig.)

Golf Ball
Golf Ball is MePhone4's secretary and a security guard of Inanimate School. She is very bossy and always wants things done the right way. Much to a lot of people's annoyance.

Tennis Ball
Tennis Ball is one of Golf Ball's few friends and one of the few people who can actually stand her. He and Golf Ball might have feelings for eachother. He is also a security guard of Inanimate School.

OJ
OJ is the owner, founder, and manager of the OJ Cafe and Hotel OJ. He is the most "normal" character on the show and often gives other characters advice when they need it. It is later revealed that he and Test Tube are cousins. He is also a college student of Inanimate School.

Pickle
Pickle is the barista of the OJ Cafe. He's a good friend of OJ despite their differences.

Paper
Paper is the janitor of the OJ Cafe and a student of Inanimate School. He had been eternally grateful towards OJ ever since OJ saved him from getting pummeled by Knife.

Salt and Pepper
Salt and Pepper are best friends and the waitress and cashier of the OJ Cafe respectively. Salt has a crush on OJ. Much to OJ and Pepper's chagrin. They were best friends of Ketchup, Mustard, and Mayonnaise. They are also the maids of Hotel OJ.

Coiny
Coiny is Firey's arch enemy who likes to slap Firey and is Needle's boyfriend.

Match
Match is the student of Inanimate School who constantly says words like "like" or "totally".

Pencil
Pencil is Match's best friend. She is more cautious and level-headed than Match.

Apple
Apple is Marshmallow's former friend who constantly apologizes to Marshmallow for what happened in the 6th episode of Inanimate Insanity 2 which she "can't remember doing" due to being possessed by the ghost of Bow. She is apparently definitionly-challenged and has no idea what a lot of words mean.

Gelatin
Gelatin is Marshmallow's boyfriend, the college student of Inanimate School, and the owner, founder, and manager of Gelatin's Steakhouse.

Baseball
Baseball is Nickel's best friend. He has a reputation for being large and is very sensitive about his weight.

Fan
Fan is the paper boy who often delivers news all over Object Town, and the student, computer lab teacher, and math teacher of Inanimate School. He also has a martian egg which he kept since the second episode of Inanimate Insanity 2 which he is very protective of.

Test Tube
Test Tube is the scientist of her secret laboratory, a science teacher of Inanimate School, and the smartest character on the show. She is brainy, uses big words, and loves science.

Suitcase
Suitcase is a very nice student of Inanimate School and is always trying to help. But her inability to be mean makes her an easy target for bullies like Knife. She is also easily frightened and has astraphobia.

Soap
Soap is the town's resident germaphobe and neat freak. Though she is very nice and down to earth, her cleaning habits had taken a negative impact on her live. She is also a janitor of Inanimate School.

Microphone
Microphone is a very outgoing character who wants nothing more in life than to have a good time. But her kindly nature is overshadowed by her constant shouting. She is also easily irritated, mostly by Cheesy's jokes.

Trophy
Trophy is the physical education teacher, coach, and college student of Inanimate School. He is obsessed with fitness and athletics. But he can be hateful and rude to anyone he considers weak. He is also the love interest of Ruby. He also hates losing and is implied to be a homophobe who apparently thinks being gay is a choice.

Ruby
Ruby is a student of Inanimate School, however she didn't go to Gem School. She is very upbeat and enthusiastic. She also has a huge crush on Trophy. Much to his dismay.

Book
Book is Ruby's best friend. She's shy and nerdy and likes Fan.

Cheesy
Cheesy is the prankster, jokester, and student of Inanimate School. He appears to be very sensitive about his jokes, since he violently reacts to people's negative comments about them.

Pin
Pin is a former student of Inanimate School who used to have limbs but no longer does. She is implied to have a crush on Balloon. She was sent away into the real world where live-action humans live.

Cherries
Cherries is a prankster, and a single person trapped in two different bodies which are connected at the stem. He likes to pull pranks on the other characters in Inanimate School, but they usually spiral out of control and wreak havoc on Object County, Objecttopia, USA. His two bodies will sometimes finish eachother's sentences.

Puffball
Puffball is Test Tube's lab assistant. She has a strange, electronic vocoded voice and barfs rainbows during times of distress.

Toilet
Toilet is MePhone's assistant. He always does his best to help MePhone. Much to MePhone's dismay. So he constantly sends Toilet to go get wires to distract him. Toilet also hates MePad and often brags at him about how much better he is than him. He is also a security guard and vice principal of Inanimate School.

MePad
MePad is MePhone's other assistant. He is much more competent at his job than Toilet. Despite Toilet's constant bragging at him, MePad is highly unaware that he hates him. He is also a security guard of Inanimate School.

Yellow Face
Yellow Face is the student of Inanimate School and the advertiser who has most of the jobs on Object County, Objecttopia, USA. He apparently loves his many jobs and is always happy to do them.

David
David is a stick figure who barely has anything (if anything at all) to do with the plot. He just stands there saying "Aww, seriously".

Box
Box is the prime-minister of Inanimate School in Objectropolis, Object County, Objecttopia, USA. He's just an inanimate cardboard box.

Yin-Yang
Yin-Yang is a Chinese-American student of Inanimate School. He is a recommended character created and voiced by Marco Bonomo (aka BFDIdubita23).

Tissues
Tissues is a very sick student who was often to stay home from school. He always appears to be sick with some kind of cold which he calls his "condiShAWN".

Hamburger
Hamburger is a college student of Inanimate School, and the owner, founder, and fry cook of Burger Palace. He is a very strong man that became friends with Mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise is a teenage student of Inanimate School, and the manager of Burger Palace. He was a teenage friendly condiment who is best friends with Ketchup, Mustard, Salt, and Pepper. He is an enemy of Ruby who had called him "Poopy Mayonnaise". He is also a fisherman that usually catches fish on the Inanimate Harbor. He likes everyone except Ruby and her sisters. He takes care of his pet goldfish named Patrick. He is usually polite to everyone, but he is mean to Ruby. He is known to dislike the name "Poopy Mayonnaise", slapping Ruby who refer to him by the name Poopy Mayonnaise. He is voiced by Tom Kenny, a voice actor who was known for voicing SpongeBob SquarePants.

Fries
Fries is the cashier of Burger Palace. He acts like he doesn't care about anything.

Ice Cube
Ice Cube is one of Suitcase's best friends who became friends with her since they realized they have a lot in common. She is commonly called Icy and likes getting revenge on people who have hurt her.

Bubble
Bubble is a new friend of Marshmallow's who's a bit too friendly with her (in a really creepy way). As a bubble, she can die pretty easily and MePhone constantly has to recover her. She also has a speech impediment which causes her to pronounce certain vowels as "oi."

Cactus
Cactus is the "sheriff" of Object Town.

Taco
Taco is a character who appears in the start of Season 2 who appears to have changed her ways after spending time in prison after the events of the Season 1 finale of Inanimate Insanity. Although other characters are skeptical about this.

Donut
Donut is the town's resident passive-aggressive jerk. He often points out other characters' faults and over-reacts to peoples suggestions or questions.

Needle
Needle is Cheese-Mart's greeter. She hates being called "Needy" and will slap anyone who does so. She is also Coiny's girlfriend.

Teardrop
Teardrop is Test Tube's lab assistant who can't talk.

Flower
Flower is the town's resident mean girl. She often bullies people who she doesn't like.

Spongy
Spongy is the fattest person in town who everybody hates.

Rocky
Rocky is one of Suitcase's friends who used to barf all the time. Now he just eats everything. Usually inedible objects.

Bomby
Bomby is another one of Teddy Bear's henchmen who is often seen eating a banana and a slice of cake. He has a very high voice which makes him hard to understand.

Evil Leafy
Evil Leafy is Leafy's evil red clone who lives in the Evil Woods and has the ability to teleport.

Ruby's Sisters
Ruby is known to have at least 36 sisters (give or take) including:

Diamond
Diamond is the oldest and wisest of Ruby's sisters.

Amethyst
Amethyst is a brash and overbearing prankster.

Pearl
Pearl is a stuck-up beauty-queen who is full of herself.

Opal
Opal is a feminist hippy who often protests things. She is also a strict vegetarian.

Emerald
Emerald is the most level-headed of the sisters who plays music on her guitar.

Sapphire
Sapphire is the shy one.

Topaz
Topaz the reluctant slave to Pearl who doesn't talk much, but still has a voice, unlike Teardrop.