CFOS 5: Slip Hunters

Slip Hunters is the fifth episode of Clash For Object Supremacy. This episode is currently unfinished.

Transcript
Green Face: Hi, Balloony.

Balloony: Hi, Green Face.

Green Face: I know we’re on separate teams, but I wanted to show you something!

Balloony: What is it?

Green Face: It’s my wood hut! Follow me!

Balloony: But where is it?

Green Face: It’s in the forest that we were close to during the first challenge!

Balloony: Oh, cool.

Green Face: So are you going to follow me?

Balloony: Sure.

Broken Bone: I suppose I’ll come too.

[they walk into the forest, and they come across it]

Green Face: Here it is! In all of its glory!

Broken Bone: Nice job, I guess.

Green Face: You can sit on this log, and there’s a fire, and a little chest under here!

Balloony: That’s really impressive, Green Face!

Green Face: Thanks!

Broken Bone: Do you want to stay here for a while?

Green Face: Yeah. I could add some things to it!

Balloony: But Broken Bone! We’ll miss the challenge!

[the camera pans to -1, looking inside the forest]

-1: Huh-pants. I can see somethin’ in there.

Candy Corn: Me too! There’s Green Face, Broken Bone and Balloony. At least, I think it’s them...

-1: Not them! Look! [he points to a figure in the distance]

Candy Corn: Oh yeah, that. It looks so cool!

-1: But what is it? Maybe it’s SLENDERMAN!!

Candy Corn: Everyone knows he’s not real.

-1: Whatever! Keep looking-poos.

[the camera cuts to the 3 in the forest]

Green Face: So, who do you think will be eliminated?

Balloony: Snowball. He just doesn’t seem like the guy who would win a season.

Broken Bone: Green Face, there’s something in the distance.

Green Face: What is it?

Broken Bone: Wait - I’ve seen him before!

[the thing comes closer, and it’s revealed to be Unknowny]

Unknowny: Hello.

Green Face: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Balloony: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Broken Bone: Who are you? What do you want?

Unknowny: I am Unknowny. I wanted to be in the show, but it was already full.

Green Face: O-o-Oh man, that s-sucks.

Unknowny: It does, but Question Box is an imbecile. A blockhead, if you will, since he IS a block.

Balloony: Hahaha! Funny joke-

Unknowny: THIS ISN’T FUNNY. LAUGH AT ME AND FORKS WILL COME YOUR WAY.

Balloony: O-Oh jeez....

Broken Bone: So you didn’t make it into the show. Get over it. There’ll probably be a second season anyway.

Unknowny: GET OVER IT!? YOU IDIOT. I WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

Green Face: RUN!

[the three run out of the forest, and trip over. They land at Question Box’s feet.]

Question Box: You 3! We were looking for you so we could start the challenge!

-1: I saw them. They were chased by an ominous figure.

Pen: That sounds scary!

Snowball: But I wanna see that guy! I hope the challenge involves going into that forest.

More coming soon!!