TSFL 1: Strength Means Everything

Strength Means Everything is the first half of the first episode of The Struggle For Luxury.

Transcript
[a monitor is sitting on the ground. Without any source of power, it boots up. Alien Monitor is revealed to be the monitor]

Alien Monitor: Ahhh, what a good nap.

Gift: Hey, Alien Monitor!

Alien Monitor: Hello, Gift. How are you today?

Gift: I feel good. Also, y’know how you can collect facts from the internet?

Alien Monitor: Yes, I can do that.

Gift: Well, can you tell me a joke?

Alien Monitor: Well, it’s not necessarily a fact, but it is data! I’ll try. [beeping sounds] What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

Gift: Uh, I dunno.

Alien Monitor: I dunno either, but the flag is a big plus.

Gift: Hahahaha!

Waffle: That was so unfunny.

Gift: Hey! It totally was funny.

Waffle: To you, it was.

Star Wand: Oh hey guys. What’s the ruckus? Mhm.

Waffle: Gift has a bad sense of humour.

Star Wand: I think Gift’s sense of humour is great. I really like her actually.

Gift: Uhm, okay...

Star Wand: In fact, I think we should go out-

Alien Monitor: This love calculator says that you have a 19% chance of getting married. That’s quite slim.

Gift: I agree with Alien Monitor. I think that’s too soon anyway.

Star Wand: Oh. [walks off in a sulk]

Capey: Hey, Star Wand! You feeling alright?

Star Wand: Not really. Gift rejected me.

Capey: Don’t worry. She shouldn’t have been so harsh on you. The problems not yours, it’s hers.

Star Wand: Hm, whatever...

Spikey Square: I could kill em for ya!

Star Wand: Don’t do that, you maniac!

Spikey Square: Maniac? Take that back, or your heart will stop beating.

Star Wand: Fine, you’re not a maniac. You’re a really cool guy.

Spikey Square: Half-hearted, but thanks.

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