Before SDO

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Late 2009
(An office, 2009)

Tom/ It's about time that I hire hosts for a new competition.

Tom/ (gets people to start building a stage)

2010
Tom/ Alright, I'll randomly pick one of you to host my future show.

(Tom picks Gelatin)

Tom/ Gelatin. If Gelatin departures, I will hire Sword, even though he is 17.

Sword/ Okay.

Helmet/ Football, we failed to youngsters it seems!

Gelatin/ Hey, shut up!

Football/ Yeah...., it happened.

2011
Tom/ (goes to a stage)

Tom/ Everyone! The new competition, will start in 2013! Also, we haved named it Totally Serious Objects, but it is not official yet.

(11:59 EST December 31st 2011)

Tom/ So again, Sword, have you asked contestants to sign up?

Sword/ Well, a lot of them were older than me lol.

Tom/ Whatever.

2012
(You guys give your ideas for this year.)

January
Gelatin/ (sets up a challenge for the show in which there are knives which the contestants have to jump over)

Tom/ (walks outside to the finished challenge area)

Tom/ Um Gelatin, why did you make this?

Gelatin/ It's a challenge for the show.

Tom/ But there are no recovery centers, because yesterday Flower destroyed all of em.

Tom/ This is a very dangerous challenge, I want you to get rid of it now.

Gelatin/ But someone needs to do It.

Bolt/ (comes from out of nowhere) Hello! I will try da challenge!

Sword/ You came back?

Bolt/ Yah, to do da challenge!

February
Gelatin/ I get de role, to do dis!

Sword/ To do?

Gelatin/ Dee role! I am de host, and you are the assistant!

Sword/ Cool, we get de job!

Pencil/ Hey, um what is this wheel thing here?

Sword/ Oh, a challenge set up by Gelatin.

Pen/ Can we try it?

Pencil/ Yeah, can we?

Match/ Oh my gosh, is that like Sword?

Sword/ Oh no, not this again.

Pen/ You go first.

Pencil/ (snapped by wheel)

Pen/ Um, okay, my turn. (Snapped by wheel)

Pencil and Pen/ (respawn)

Bolt/ My turn! (Snapped by wheel)

Sword/ Oh no, my turn. (Sanpped by wheel)

Bolt and Sword/ (respawn)

Match/ Okay I am so like, not doing this.

Gelatin/ It's simple. Let me show you. (Snapped by wheel)

Pencil/C'mon Pen, we're leaving.

Pen/ Wait! Gelatin set up more challenges!

Gelatin/ Here is a machine which will guess your nationality. Powered with high powered technology.

Pen/ Okay, my turn.

Machine/ Kenya.

Pen/ Smarter than I thought.

Sword/ Let me see if this works. (whisper) It will probably fail. (Steps on machine)

Machine/ Spanish-Argentinan.

Sword/ God ******* damn it.

Pencil/ Okay, this is stupid, can we go on your roller coaster now?

Gelatin/ Sure.

Pen/ Me and Pencil are going. (They hop on the coaster)

Gelatin/ 3,2,1, go! (Presses button)

Pen/ Oh ho!

Pencil/ Hey Eraser!

Eraser/ What are you 2 doing up there!

Firey/ I don't know. Probably just...(slapped by Coiny)

Coiny/ Hey you dumb jerk!

March
(At the challenge area)

Sword/ Okay, Gelatin set up new stuff, enjoy yourself!

Pencil/ Okay, how about the um, thing? (Slapped by OR)

OR/ Shut the **** up.

Pen/ Oh no, not this high school problem again.

Pin/ Hey Book, do you want to try this thing?

Book/ No.

Pen/ What's first.

Gelatin/ Well, we have a soccer field here, and we also have a stage, and most excitingly, we have a games area!

Pen/ I wanna play chess.

Bolt/ O ho, me too!

Pencil/ Ok, Pen, you play chess with him, I will play connect four with Book.

Pencil/ Book! First to 5 wins!

Book/ Sure, whatever.

(Chess)

Pen/ Okay, I will move this. (Moves pawn)

Bolt/ He he he. I am good at this game.

(Connect 4)

Book/ Yes! I just got a point!

Pencil/ Ok, gg, next round.

(Chess)

Pen/ (kills Bolt's pawn)

Bolt/ (kills Pen's knight)

Pen/ What a mistake. (Kills Bolt's knight)

Bolt/ What a mistake from you, dumb guy. (Kills Pen's queen)

Pen/ I did not see that coming, but that was quite harsh.

(Connect 4)

Book/ Another point!

Pencil/ Aw what!

(UNO)

Blocky/ Ok, here's the deal, losers.

Eraser/ Sure whatever,

Snowball/ Shut up!

(chess)

Bolt has killed 2 knights, a bishop and a queen, 3 pawns.

Pen has killed 4 pawns, one knight, one rook,

(LATER)

Pencil/ I win connect4!

Book/ Aw, gg.

(chess)

Pen/ Hey um, can you at least give me a chance?

Bolt/ Nope, checkmate. (Checkmates Pen)

Pen/ $***!

Record of 'Bolt vs Pen Derby(Chess)

Pen wins:2

Draws:10

Bolt wins:342

April
Sword/ Uh, this again.

Pencil/ Do you have any other challenges Gelatin?

Gelatin/ Yes. Try the 'Platform Of Doom'. If I press a button, a few of the platform will disappear. Of course, you can reset it.

(Pen, Pencil, Match, Sword, Bolt, Book, and Ruby are on the platform)

Gelatin/ I'll press this! (Presses button)

Bolt/ (falls off) Ah $***

Gelatin/ (presses another)

Pen/ (falls off) What?

Gelatin/ (presses)

(Sword & Match fall off)

Gelatin/ (presses again)

Pencil/ (falls off)

Gelatin/ Ruby wins. The prize is a knife slicing.

(Later)

Gelatin/ Here is another thing. It is called 'Yon stuck un de deserted'.

Gelatin/ You wil be stuck in a deserted island, and will have to find a way back to Goiky.

Tom/ Too dangerous. (Destroys it)

Gelatin/ Why would you do dat? I worked so hard on it.

Tom/ Well, yes, we have a recovery center, but it will take too long.

Gelatin/ Shut up!

Pencil/ Whatever. Just take us to another one.

Pen/ Yeah, do it.

Gelatin/ Ok.

(In a room)

Someone/ (knocks on door)

Tom/ Who is it.

Someone/ (opens door)

Tom/ Oh, hi HHJ.

HH JAX/ Hi, um, I heard in the future there might be a thing called 'Battle With Your RC's'.

Tom/ Haha. You believe that $*** kn the papers all the time? Those are just rumors.

HH Jax/ Mo seriously, I believe they will be, and I have also found out alot of people willing to sign up, including Corn Puff, Sword, and you.

Tom/ Haha. I would want to sign up if I could.

HH Jax/ I have made a prediction.

Tom/ Of course I am out fast,

HH JaX/ But I'm sure it will be just fine.

Tom/ Haha.

Sword/ (busts into Tom's room in his office) Futbol! El presidente de quiere!

Football/ What? Why would he want me? (Follows Sword)

HH Jax/ Hmm.

Tom/ Gelatin, come here.

Gelatin/ Wait! I need to take a piss!

Tom/ Helmet, get over here then.

Helmet/ Wait, I need to use de loom.

(4 minutes later)

Tom/ What's taking so long!

In the toilet
Gelatin/ (using his new i-Pad to message someone)

Helmet/ (using his new i-Pad while in an argument with his friend Container)

Back at the office
Tom/ I am not waiting any longer.

HH Jax/ Dude, you'll be fine.

Tom/ (attempts to call 911, but is stopped by HH Jax)

Gelatin/ (busts into room sfter teleporting downstairs) Eat me rost beef!

Tom/ HH Jax, you stay here to sort out Helmet.

HH Jax/ Sure.

Gelatin's Theme Park
Pen/ Pencil, which ride should we do next?

Pencil/ Um, I suggest we go to the Soccer Touchdown Ride.

(Soccer Touchdown Ride)

Pencil/ Ok, now press the button. (Presses it)

Pen/ You said I do it! Never mind. (Ride starts)

Pencil/ Hey is that Match, Sword, Football, Tom, Gelatin, Book and Ruby in Gelatin's Steakhouse over there?

Pen/ We should go afterwards. (They come across a sign saying, Uh oh, the track is broken, something is wrong with this ride!

Pen & Pencil/ Gelatin! This ride is stuck!

Gelatin/ (with a megaphone) No it isn't!

Pencil/ Pen, Pen, there is a sollution button over there. (Points to right)

Pen/ Oh, ok. (Presses it)

Gelatin's Steakhouse
Gelatin/ Ok, so anyways, I will...Sword! Stop running away!

Sword/ Por favor wait, I have a problem! (Chased by Match out of the steakhouse)

Gelatin/ Just ignore him, so anyways., um

Gelatin's Theme Park
Pen/ Let's

(To be continued)