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Battle For Infinity Island (BFII) is a fanfic made by Infinityblade2005.

Date of creation: September 14, 2015

Date of ending: N/A

Description
18 contestants battle it out for Infinity Island. Their host is Lance and their co host is Sword.

Note
A few characters were put in as a joke. Please take note of that.

Prologue
Sword: Lance, we need to talk.

Lance: Now what

Sword: Hand over the island!

Lance: The contestants want it!

Sword:Fine then, let me settle this.

Episode 1: "Fishy Underwear Causes Killing"
(a bunch of rule telling later)

Lance: K it's 2:45, let's start with challenge 1.

Eraser: Which is?

Lance: To crack teh code

Twilight Sparkle: Code?

Match: Um, like yeah

Eraser: Wait hold on what

Pencil: Match do you know what to do

Match: Um like no. You expect me to like, know this crap?

Lance: You guys are retarded. Whatever so what does SHIT mean.

Pencil: Wait hold on this is acronym

Lance: Yes, yes it is. Anyways what does SHIT mean.

Pen: SHIT means shit.

Icy: Wa

Jacksepticeye: SHIT oH yes this is a super happy interesting time! Let's all be happy .... No let's not

Fail Montages
Eraser: JEFF means "21"!

(Bleep)

Pencil: F*** means Fishy Underwear causes Killing?

(Bleep)

Final 5 Poster: DUMB means Ducks Under My butt?

Winner: Eraser
Eraser - 3 pts

Jacksepticeye - 1 pt

Everyone else - 0 pts

Lance: K that means Eraser wins. Vote now.

Confessionals
Twilight Sparkle: Pencil said something real stupid. (votes Pencil)

(Bleep)

Jacksepticeye: Who to vote off ... (votes Firey)

(Bleep)

Firey: I will vote for that stupid Coiny? (votes Cottony)

(Bleep)

Gelatin: I clearly heard Firey say "Coiny" but vote Cottony. (votes Firey)

Elimination
Lance: Welcome to the elimination, folks.

Pencil: K

Lance: Pencil, Gelatin, Firey, Cottony, Jacksepticeye, Dish Soap, Needle and Twilight, you all received votes. That means everyone else is safe.

Pen: You didn't have to say that.

Lance: Well you guys seemed retarded so yeah.

Everyone: Ggr

Lance: Anyway Pencil and Cottony received only one vote.

Pencil: Yea

Cottony: Who voted me

Lance: Also safe with two votes are Dish Soap, Twilight Sparkle, Jacksepticeye and Gelatin.

Jacksepticeye: Yeah!! In yo face!

Dish Soap: Let me guess those punks who voted me.

Baseball Cap: I did

Dish Soap: Nice one m8

Lance: Firey is safe at 4 votes and Needle is eliminated with 6.

Needle: But what did I do?

Leafy: Dunno, Needy

Needle: (slaps Leafy) Don't call me (tosser tosses her) Aah!!

Dish Soap: (stares into space) #Don'tCallMeAah

Lance: See you tomorrow.

Pen: W8 what

Episode 2: "Chess Fails"
Lance: Welcome back to Battle For Infinity Island. Today's challenge is to play a chess tournament.

Dish Soap: Crap.

Lance: I will randomize your opponents. Also, there are chess timers.

Dish Soap: (whispering to himself) Yes, I have a strategy.

(LATER ON)

Dish Soap: (makes dumb move and quickly presses timer)

Pencil: Hmm... Another dumb move Dish Soap. (moves rook and presses timer)

Dish Soap: You know you're about to lose. (makes dumb move and presses timer)

Pencil: Wait what are you talking about.

Dish Soap: You'll see

Pencil: I bet you're joking. (timer bleeps) Aah aa ah wa .... What just happened?

Game: Dish Soap is the winner.

Pencil: What?

(QUARTER FINALS)

Broadcast: Since we're too lazy to show the full highlights or even any of the first 2 rounds, we are just showing a few highlights.

(Round 2 highlight)

Pizza: Dish Soap you are playing so bad.

Dish Soap: (makes move) Checkmate. (whispering to himself) Wow I didn't even need to win with teh timer.

(Round 1 highlight)

Golf Ball: I have a 99.9994829481848284...

Twilight Sparkle: ...

Golf Ball: 892837284828681% chance of winning this match due to (timer bleeps) and are you kidding me!

(SEMI FINALS)

Lance: Semi Finals 1st round, Firey, vs, Cottony. And at the same time in 2nd round, Dish Soap versus Leafy!

(semi finals start)

(Area 1)

Firey: Ready to get rekt (moves queen)

Cottony: You didn't press the timer

Firey: Oh yeah, thx, you just made me closer to winning

Cottony: Hold on, what?

(Area 2)

Leafy: What on earth are you doing?

Dish Soap: You wanna know the secret.

Leafy: Why was everyone else playing very bad.

Dish Soap: Hm yes, they were. You see, look to your left.

Leafy: (looks left) What now.

Dish Soap: You know you're still playing right.

Lance: Or is she? Muahahahahahaha!

Dish Soap: Not funny.

Leafy: There. (makes move) Your turn.

Dish Soap: Didn't I say you're playing right.

Leafy: (sarcastically) Har har har, funny.

Dish Soap: BTW press the chess timer

Leafy: Oh ok

(Area 1)

Firey: You're screwed. (makes move and presses timer) Check!

Cottony: Hmm... No you're screwed. (makes move and presses timer)

Firey: Hmm ... Oh shit. (quietly makes move and presses timer)

Cottony: (immediately makes move) Checkmate!

Firey: Dang it!

(Area 2)

Leafy: This is getting boring. (Only makes move)

Dish Soap: (sits there staring into space)

Leafy: Um, what. (timer bleeps) What the *bleep*

(FINAL)

Cottony: You eh?

Dish Soap: Yep, it's me.

(Later)

Dish Soap: Hehehe

Cottony: Um, oh crap you were trying to win with teh timer!

Dish Soap: Too late ma' am.

Cottony: Don't call me (timer bleeps) ...... That.

Lance: Well I guess Dish Soap wins. Not surprising. Well this episode people can vote in comments.

Dish Soap: K

Episode 3: "Joke King"
Lance: Why did 66.67% of the voters vote me?

Dish Soap: Cuz yo stew pid

Final 5 Poster: You're the sofa king, stew pid.

Lance: And you're the vote king.

Final 5 Poster: Why, am I eliminated.

Lance: Yes you are

Final 5 Poster: Wow. So stupid.

(Final 5 Poster is flung to the BOSS)

Lance: K today's challenge is to come up with a joke.

(After boring joke planning)

Lance: Alright up first is Dish Soap. Come on. Also I, Sword and Darren will rate your jokes.

Darren: Hurry up Dish Soap

Sword: OMG be patient

Dish Soap: Alright. (clears throat) I am great at jokes. Who am I? I'm joke-king (joking)! Get it?

Sword: Wow .....

Lance: Boring! 3/10.

Sword: Seriously. 2/10

Darren: Well at least you tried. 4/10

Dish Soap: Ggr!

Lance: Your score is 9/30. So good. Alright, up next is GB.

Darren: K. (falls asleep)

Golf Ball: Alright. Why did the chicken cross the playground. Because it needed to get to the other slide.

Lance: Lol. 7/10

Sword: Lance are you kidding. 3/10

(Silence)

Sword: Uh, Darren.

Darren: (wakes up) Uh, what happened. Anyway I'll choose a random number with random.org. (uses random.org) 6/10

Lance: Your score is 16/30

(Later)

Gelatin: (makes joke)

Needle: (in B.O.S.S) Hey! I heard that, you know!

Lance: Hahahaha 9/10

Sword: Lol jajaja that's so funny 9/10

Darren: Eh, it was fine I guess. 6/10

Lance: Your score (coughs of laughter) is 24/30

(Later)

Knife: The joke is go **** yourself

Sword: Wow

(Later again)

Lance: K last up is Eraser.

Eraser: Why should we say the word F##K? Because it means Families Unite Cause Kangaroos.

Lance: (laughs until he coughs) (makes finger sign based on rating 10/10)

Sword: So creative man. 7/10

Darren: Boring. 4/10

Sword: Your score is 21/30.

Baseball Cap: What's 9 plus 10?

Jacksepticeye: 21!

Sword: Well Lance is laughing and coughing so anyways the people who scored lower than 10/30 will be UFE.

(Ending screen)

Sword: The contestants will be voting either Dish Soap (9/30), Pen (9/30), Match (6/30) or Knife (0/30).