The Frisbee Channel:Frisy The Boy Scout

Frisbee:And now, thats how to scare a bear off! Oh, I hear smalll animals! All of us know what that means!(pulls shotgun and aims it at Fishy Boopkins and Jason)

Fishy Boopkins:Oh hey Frisbee! We're making a fire for our badge!

Frisbee:Ooooh! I love badges! Can I join you?

Jason:(tries to light fire but fails) F*ck this! (Lights fire with lighter)

Backpack:Wow what a fine fire! You get your badge!

Jason and Fishy Boopkins:Yay!

Backpack:How about you Frisbee?

(Frisbee lights the forest on fire)

Backpack:Why you little...OK Frisbee you've earned your badge!

(At camp)

Bear Trap:Okay you little cubs Frisbee, Jason, and dumb Fishy Boopkins earned your badges

Bear Trap:New cub Frisbee have this BadgeDex

Frisbee:YEAHHHHHH BOIIII

Badge #004:Tent Pitching Badge

Pitch a d*mn f**king tent. Even a baby can do it.

Bear Trap:Alright plz pitch tent

(Cranberry, OP, Chespin, and Link Hat already finished)

Jason:Screw tents. Here's a dumpster!

Fishy Boopkins:I feel like I belong in it.

Jason:I do too.

Frisbee:Now were supposed to make a tent huh?!(Turns into Builder and creates a pile of wood with a hammer a crane and a gun)

Badge #042: The Whiffle Badge

Make crap from wood.

Bear Trap:Alright little cubs using wood and a knife you can make some pretty bad *ss sh*t

Backpack:(carves Hitler and is killed by him)

(Nazi anthem plays)

Jason:Wait, why is this Sword laying around? (Picks up Sword and chops the wood Naruto style)

Fishy Boopkins:I'm sorry don't eat me for this.. (stabs wood)

(Frisbee cuts down Camp base which Paradoxy is on, watching everything)

Bear Trap:I like how these cubs act out

Badge #532: The Bird Watching Badge

Find many kinds of birds.

Fishy Boopkins:I see.. a pigeon! A seagull! A white bird! And there's someone getting murdered!

Jason:(spying on person in shower) AH DEAR GOD MY EYES (Person turns lights on to the max)

Frisbee:(Watches a Ho-Oh and shoots it)

Backpack:Frisbee, don't shoot a bird- AHH (Gets caught by bird) SHOOT IT

Frisbee:Sorry, I'm not allowed to shoot birds!

Badge #567: The First Aid Badge

Patch up an injured person.

Bear Trap:Now you will help this injured person

Fishy Boopkins:Have Teddy! He'll help you feel better!

Jason:What hurts?

(Injured man points to his leg)

Jason:I know CPR!

Injured Man:AHH

Backpack:What are you doing with the shovel Frisbee?

Frisbee:Burying him! He's screwed.

Bear Trap:I like him

Badge #675: The Attack Helicopter Piloting Badge

Pilot an attack helicopter.

Backpack:So, Frisbee, Youll drive now!

(Frisbee drives horribly and crashes)

Frisbee:LANDING

(1 minute later)

Frisbee:That was lots of fun!

Badge #990: The Rocket Launcher Badge

Craft a Rocket Launcher using rocks and sticks.

Bear Trap:Ok cubs you will go from cubs to big magestic bear

Bear Trap:By manufacturing a rocket launcher

Bear Trap:To learn how to build a rocket launcher you will

Bear Trap:Need a rock and a stick

Bear Trap:And do one more simple thing- OH SH*T THE PO-PO

(That night)

Bear Trap:I have one more task before graduation, last night the Eagle camp stole my briefcase. I need you to unite and get it back!

Frisbee:Will there be badges?

Bear Trap:Mkay sure

Badge #???: The Comrade Infiltration Badge

Infiltrate the Eagle base to help Comrade Bear Trap.

Guard Dog:RUFF

Backpack:Shh!

(Frisbee yells at the scouts in Eagle " Ya wanna see a dead body?")

Eagle:Who did that?!

Bell:F*CKING RING RING F*CKING RING RING

Frisbee:Hey dumb*ss Ho-Oh!

(They get in Backpacks tent)

Ho-Oh:AKK (Tries to get Fishy Boopkins but gets shot with a rocket launcher)

Eagle:(pulls bowling ball out)

(Jason dodges it with his wood shield)

(Frisbee Gets case)

Jason:Help I don't think I'll make it

Frisbee:I know CPR!

Jason:Nevermind I'll just die

(Later)

Bear Trap:You have grown from small cub to majestic bear, you have done well. But I can teach you no longer. Be good, cubs.

(Bear Trap rises in the air while USSR anthem plays)

Frisbee:Where dafuq is my badge?!?!?