The Ultimate Battle

The Ultimate Battle, also known as TUB, is an object show crossover.

Day 1
MePhone: This is ridiculous! I'm a host! Not a contestant!

Announcer: Whatever. Anyways, welcome to TUB.

Soap: A TUB? Where's the tub? It certainly must need cleaning!

Donut: No, not tub. I think TUB is the initials for a show.

Match: Omg, like, another show? Pence-Pence, like, are you ready?

Pencil: Yeah. But I don't recognize some people.

Crayon: Omg, like, who are you? I'm Crayon.

Match: I'm Match, and this is like, Pence-Pence. Well, actually her name is like, Pencil, but I call her like, Pence-Pence.

Crayon: Like, wanna form a girls alliance?

Match: Like, sure!

Pencil: Okay?

Flower: Can I join?

Match: Um, like, maybe. Crayon can decide since she's the team leader.

Crayon: She can like, join.

Golf Ball: Stop talking, girl!

Crayon: I'm Crayon, not girl. Anyway, wanna join our girls alliance?

Golf Ball: Um, sure.

Firey: Hm...

Leafy: Hi, Firey!

Firey: AH! Who are you?!

Leafy: You still don't remember me? ...Well, can w-we at least be friends?

Firey: No.

Leafy: *sob*

Firey: Fine.

Leafy: Yay! I hope you remember me soon enough.

Announcer: EVERYONE SHUT UP. Anyway, welcome to The Ultimate Battle. AKA TUB.

Soap: Ohh...But at least I can clean you!

Lightbulb: Gurl, he's electronic.

Soap: Hmph!

Announcer: There are 18 contestants, 10 girls, 8 boys. So those are the teams. You guys will do challenges and blablablabla you get it.

Donut: But the teams are uneven! We need one person to switch!

Match: Like, not me!

Announcer: I. Don't. CARE! Now the challenge is...a long race. The person to finish last fails their team and makes them UFE. Actually if you die, you're out, and your team will have a small penalty for each dead person. GO!

Match: Girls alliance! We've got to go fast!

And that's how it began.