Talk:COIC: The Amazing Race/@comment-29293509-20160505015345

Gundpowder: So we have to teach like, 5000 children how to sunbathe without getting melted? Wood Powder, you take care of this while I go to the sofa factory to steal some armchairs.

Wood Powder: Gunpowder wait!

(Gunpowder leaves the scene.)

Wood Powder: Goddangit! Well... hello children!

Children: Screw you!

Wood Powder: Wow, children these days... getting brainwashed by the youtubes and twitters... anyways, do you want to learn how to sunbathe? WITHOUT MELTING?!

Almond (child): Yeah, sure whatever.

Wood Powder: OK, so you-

Gunpowder: I'm back. I got kicked out of there. Anyways, what are you doing?

Wood Powder: Uh, teaching them how to-

Gunpowder: We already said that way too many times.

Wood Powder: OK, let me continue...

Gunpowder: You sure do say OK a lot.

Wood Powder: Please.

Gundpowder: Alright, alright, fine.

Wood Powder: Anyways, what you do is you grab a piece of EFIC's smooth body-

EFIC: Hey!

(Wood Powder pulls out a piece of EFIC.)

Wood Powder: And then, you rub it all over your body, like so.

Jellyfish (adult): Woah, this feels nice!

Gunpowder: Jellyfish, what are you doing here?

Jellyfish: Oh, uh...

(Jellyfish runs away.)

Wood Powder: And then you sunbathe!

(425/470 kids survive.)

Gunpowder: Well, most of them survived.

Pink Cotton Candy (child): Hey, my older brother died!

Gunpowder: Like I care. Anyways, let's move on, sister!

Wood Powder: OK!

(They both fall flat on the floor.)

Gunpowder: This is severely impractical!

(They both get up. They wobble a bit before they remember how to walk again.)

Time taken: 35 minutes.