Canada Camp of Doom (sign ups)

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS NOT WRITTED TO OFFEND FELLOW CANADIANS. I apologize if i have offended you.

Northwest territories: canada sucks

Ottawa: How dare you say that!

Yukon: Why? We're entitled to our opinions!

New Brunswick: (snort) Why can't we sucseed!? We want independence!

Quebéc: Silly New Brunswick! I deserve it more!

British Colombia: Why nust we can't pack our bags and go, Nunavut?

Nunavut: Because Canada is SUPER overprotective on us. We're our own things!

Saskatchewan: Ugh, let us go, Ottawa!

Ottawa: Not in a million years!

Manitoba: Well then we'll wait until the one millionth and first year to be independent!

Ottawa: When i say "not in a million years", i mean never.

Newfoundland and Labrador: Ugh, why...? Let's just riot our way out!

Prince Edward Island: yeah! Ontario: I say we blame someone for this but who's to blame!?

Nova Scotia: BLAME CANADA!

Every other province and territory: BLAME CANADA!

Ottawa: Ugh, fine! You can be in a camp!

Everyone (exept Ottawa): YAY!

But since the number of contestants is uneven, we'll have a other person joining.

Newfoundland and Labrador: Who is it?

Ottawa: St. Pierre and Miquelon, a oversea territory of France!

Everyone: OH NO!

St. Pierre and Miquelon: HAI! AIM SAINT PEAR AND MALAQUEEN! HOWS ARE YOU 2DAY!?!?!!?!?!12

So, viewers, pick who you want to be.

People
Comment who you want to be. You also must tell me the character's gender for what you want them to be, so if you pick a province, territory, or french dependecy, you must say if you want them to be a boy or a girl. Ciao!
 * Newfoundland and Labrador
 * Nunavut
 * Manitoba
 * Prince Edward Island
 * Nova Scotia
 * New Brunswick
 * Saskatchewan
 * Ontario
 * Quebéc
 * British Colombia
 * Northwest Territories
 * Yukon
 * Alberta
 * St. Pierre and Miquelon