Regular Object Competition

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First Episode : "Presentations"
Megaphone : Greetings, everybody ! I am Megaphone, and I invited lots of objects to come on this wonderful island with its amazing hotel. Sadly, this hotel isn't existant and this island isn't that wonderful.

Well, actually it is for me, since I am currently on the underground hotel. But of course you can't really see me. I just talk though that amazing megaphone, you see at the middle of the screen.

Okay, no more talking, let's just meet the contestant, shall we ?

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Megaphone : The first person coming is Leafy !

Leafy : Hi Everybody ! Oh. I'm the first one here.

''Megaphone : Yup. Next is called the Firey Slapper.''

Coiny : Well, at least Firey's not here. I'm so glad.

Megaphone : Next comes Firey.

Coiny : Looks like I spoke too fast.

Firey : Hi ! *gasp* Coiny...

Coiny : Firey...

Megaphone : Next is Pillow.

Pillow : ...

Coiny : Hi ! *slaps Firey*

Firey : Ouch ! *slaps Coiny*

Coiny : Ouch ! *slaps Firey*

Leafy : Stop it, you two ! Besides, how are you guys able to slap fire or metal ?

Coiny : Now, that I think about it....

Firey : Maybe I'm super strong. *slaps Coiny* OUCH ! I broke my right hand. Ugh, maybe by other arm is stronger *slaps Coiny* OUCH ! I broke my left arm.

Leafy : *facepalm*

Megaphone : Next comes Spongy.

Firey : Spongy ? More like Fatty.

Spongy : HEY ! I'm not fat. I'm just a bit chubby.

Megaphone : Next is Tennisball.

Tennisball : Hello, everybody. *trips on a wooden plank*

Firey : What a clumsy Tennisball !

Tennisball : I wouldn't laugh, if I was you, Firey !

Firey : I can't be demagnetized, Clumsy.

Tennisball : Nope. But you can be watered.

Firey : Yikes !

Megaphone : Next is Book.

Book : Wow, it's such a pleasure to be here ! What's it called again ?

Firey : Woah, you really aren't Well Read.

Book : *sigh* Forget it.

Megaphone : Next is Needle.

Needle : Woo ! Hello.

Firey : Hi, Needy !

Needle : DON'T CALL ME NEEDY !!! *slaps Firey*

Firey : OUCH ! How can you even slap fire !

Needle : I thought you went to slapschool, you should know, fire can be slapped if the slap is fast enough.

Coiny : Cool ! *slaps Firey* HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HA ! I'm slapping you Firey, and you can't slap back because you broke your arms !

Megaphone : Next is Lightbulb.

Lightbulb : Yay ! Now, all I have to do is follow TROOS and I'll be safe as, cookies !

Tennisball : What ?

Pillow : She's right !

Tennisball : What are they talking about ?

Coiny : I think they're lost in madness.

[A big car comes]

Leafy : What is this, HUGE CAR !

Pencil : It's like, the hyper van of awesomeness ! *Match, Bubble, Icecube and Ruby comes out of the car*

Book : Wow, it's such a relief to see you guys escaped from Evil Evil Leafy.

Match : Oh my like matchstick factory, Evil Evil Leafy is nice, how could you get an error like this.

Pencil : Yeah. Everyone know it's actually, Evil Evil Evil Leafy.

Book : Oh ! I should of known that, I have an Evilogy chapter. Just look at the summary *Book opens*

Pencil : Hey, Megaphone thing, is there a parking ? So I can park the "Hyper Van of Awesomeness"

''Megaphone : Sure thing ! *the ground open up, making the van fall into the water*''

Pencil : Grrrr !

Book : Don't worry Pencil, we still have the Mega Van of Amazing !

Match : Don't you like know, we sold it for the Cyber Van of Amazingness ! But it got eaten by Evil Evil Evil Leafy.

Megaphone : Next are Salt and Pepper.

Pepper : That's sweet. I can't wait to see the hotel. Right, Salt ?

Salt : I hope OJ's coming.

Pepper : *annoyed* Yay. Me too.

Megaphone : Nickel.

Nickel : Woah ! Somebody actually spelled my name correctly, for once !

Firey : That's great Nickle.

Nickel : Screw you.

Megaphone : Baseball, Golfball, 8-Ball, Cake get in.

Baseball : Woah, I'm sure glad I made in.

Golfball : Now, that's I've been revealed to get in I have only 0.665728143 % to not get in this hotel.

8-Ball : I doubt it. If he's generously giving us his entire hotel, it'll be a 100 % success to get in the hotel.

Cake : I don't know... It he's really trustable.

Megaphone : OJ, Paper, Knife, Basketball, Tissues, Candy and Trophy.

OJ : Uhh... It's me or I don't see the hotel.

Paper : Maybe, it's underground.

OJ : Meh.

Knife : I don't care, I'm ready to get in, without anybody blocking my way.

Trophy : Ahem, ahem !

Tissues : Trophy Horseplay, did you got a cold ? *sneezes*

Trophy : *facepalm*

Bubble : Cake ! Is it Yoyleflavored ?

Cake : No. Strawberry.

Ruby : Yum !

Cake : Wait, uhhh... that's uhhh... Ice.

Bubble : Ice Cream ! Yum !

Cake : No. Just Ice. Icecube flavored.

Needle : It's weird, you look pretty pink for something Ice-flavored.

Match : Bleh, using food coloring to poison people is gross. You'll never join the alliance.

Basketball : I'm bored, when are you going to show us the hotel ?

Candy : Yes, I don't see it anywhere !

Megaphone : Test Tube, Microphone.

Test Tube : Hello my dear compa-

Microphone : YEEESS !!!


 * test tube, icecube, lightbulb and ruby shatters*

Megaphone : Ughh, please stop doing that.

Microphone : Sorry.

Megaphone : Anyways, the last person IIIIISSSSS

DAVID *confettis fall down*

David : Aww Seriously ?

Nickel : You have got to be kidding me.

Megaphone : I'm not. Also a twist. You won't get the hotel, right now !

EVERYONE : *screams*

Megaphone : You'll be battling for it.

EVERYONE : *gasps*

Megaphone : As for Test Tube, Icecube, Lightbulb and Ruby. *poof*

Ruby : It's great to be alive again !

Icecube : Yes !

Megaphone : Now that everyone is here, I'll give you a little tour to the island.

This is the elimination ceremony, where your team will vote someone out

This is the dormitories, where you'll sleep before winning

This is the speech box, if you wanna talk secretly about something

Leafy : Teams ? Do you mean that...

''Megaphone : Yes, I mean it. There will be two teams of 15.''

Golfball : But we're an odd number !

Megaphone : Yup, one member will be teamless and automatically eliminated.

Needle : How the teams will be made ?

Megaphone : You'll have a challenge and the two winners will choose the teams.

Needle : I shouldn't of asked...