The Epic Battle For The Promised Land Episode 1

Ephone 5: Hello in the first episode of the series The Epic Battle Of The Promised Land! Fourteen participants will fight for

10 km2 of land known as the "Promised Land." But najpiew rules:

Rule 1: The award can be earned after passing through 14 jobs (In the first episode held 2 jobs).

Rule 2: Prohibition of cheating, that nobody has the right to swap votes. Danger of elimination.

Rule 3: endure.

Ephone 5: No need to introduce the participants. But you have to start the first task!

== The first task ==

Ephone 5: You get a sticky note with the tests. Who will have the best result will be to choose the team. START.

Paintbruh: What? I have to enter sex. You have to add "Do not speak loudly." And ready. : D

TV: Hmm ... How much is 2 + 2?

Radio: What? You do not know ?!

TV: Sorry.

Radio: That you can say goodbye to the role of captain.

Woody: Eeeeeeeeeekkk ...

Pear: What's wrong with him?

Coiny: Testofobia, as he walked (supposedly) to school like this was a test he had always F.

Pear: I never had a F.

Coiny: I ...

Nickel: Yes suuuuuuuuuuuuure never had F.

Pear: And you surprised.

Coiny: But ...

Nickel: You also did not have suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure F Coiny. After someone on your level of intelligence must have had at least once F.

Pear: Do you want me to say I'm a fool ?? Am I really stupid ???

Nickel: And ...

Pear: UGLY ?!

Let's leave them alone to himself explained some things.
Ephone 5: Please give the test. D8 Paintbrush you're ...

Paintbrush: Do not even try to say.

Ephone 5: Good. Captains are ... Coiny and Nickel.

Coiny and Nickel: What ?!

Ephone 5: Yes, it is you wrote perfectly tests.

Nickel laughs to Pear.
The choice of teams:

Nickel team:

* Nickel

* Radio

* Pear

* Paintbrush

* Cola Can

* Knife

* Butter Knife

Coiny's team:

* Coiny

* Coffee Bean

* Pearly

* Spongy

* TV

* Granadey

* Woody

Coiny: My team will be called Golden Devils

Nickel: A mine is epic Fellowship

Ephone 5: The next task is ... you know what your To sum up the results of the tests are epic Fellowship has an average 7.24. Gold and devils 6.50. So Golden Devils are exposed to elimination.