Object Smackdown

Object Smackdown features 12 objects competing for $1,000,000.

Episode 1: This Billion Dollar Deal
Me:Welcome to Object Smackdown! Here's how this will work. 12 objects will be competing for one billion dollars. One will be voted out at a time until the final 2. The final 2 will go head to head in the last challenge, and whoever wins the challenge wins the money. Let's meet the cast, shall we?!

(intro)

Me: Hello, 3D Glasses.

3D Glasses: Hi!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Yeah. Just go stand over there.

3D Glasses: 'K.

Me: Hey, Straw.

Straw: Um...Is this O.S.?

Me: (sighs) Yes.... (A invitation to a party walks in) Wait...Party Invitation!? I haven't seen you since college!!

Party Invitation: Hey, DavidRecChar212! I missed you!

Papery: (walks in) Hey. Looks like we got 3 guys who were famous...maybe...???

Me: Papery?! You?! How...did...you...get...on...my...freaking...show?!

Papery: I signed up like everybody else.

Me: Next! Welcome, Reciept. You probably had a fun time on Object Downfall, being rejected for being mean, being an RC, who only got 0 votes!!!!!!!

Receipt: What did you say about me?!?!

Me: Um...Next! Hanger!

Hanger: The one and only.

Me: Please stand over there. M...MP3?! Really? You actually quit your job just to compete? You quit your job at Mickey D's? (laughs)

MP3: Don't give me that! Plus, they found someone to replace me!

Me: Next! Screw.

Screw: DavidRecChar212? Really? How'd they find a guy like you to host a show like this? Whatever.

Me: Who's next? Painting!

Painting: Yeah. It's me...Wait, DavidRecChar212? I haven't seen you in a while!

Me: Next. Dollar, Bucket, and Cupholder! We've got our cast! OK, so here's the first challenge. To stay on the platform the longest. The 6 people in the water are up for elimination. GO!

(12 seconds later)

Me: So, it looks like Cupholder, MP3, Papery, Party Invitation, Receipt, and Screw lost, so they are up for elimination. Viewers and fans. Vote for either one of these 6 at this link: http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/fbrskd/elimination-1/view Voting ends February 12. I'll see you next time on Object Smackdown!