User blog:Reda84100/object uh... with objects? episode 1: eat 100 pizzas

Chips: *walking down the stre- field?*

Coconut: oh hey, chips!

Chips: *sigh* what

Coconut: aren't we so cool!

Chips: uh yeah?

Coconut: we're the coolest people on the planet! or at least tied for it with everyone else except hitler!

Chips: this is why you don't have friends

Coconut: what because you're all nazis?

Chips: i was focusing more on the being cool part

-cuts scene-

Chrome: i'm the best one here and you know it!

Tennis Racket: no

Chrome: you are an idiot!

Tennis Racket: no

Chrome: i will murder you!

Tennis Racket: no

Chrome: stop saying that!

Tennis Racket: no

Chrome: are you kidding me

Tennis Racket: yes

Napkin: oh hey guys

Chrome: get out!

Tennis Racket: yeah!

Napkin: why does nobody like me?

-cuts scene-

Cake: hey mug

Mug: hey caaaaaaaaaaaiphone

Cake: what

Iphone: hey mug

Cake: the

Mug: nothing

Cake: fu-

-cuts scene-

Chrome: i'm still awesome!

-cuts scene-

Mug: relax it was a joke!

Cake: oh, sorry

-cuts scene-

Blueberry: man i sure do love not getting harassed by an annoying food

Coffee Bean: HEY YOU HAVE COOTIES

Blueberry: what

Coffee Bean: pizza pie

Blueberry: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Coffee Bean: i have an ebola

Blueberry: *backs off*

Coffee Bean: oh wait it's an e-coli, MY BAD

number 5 on the keypad: well you're in luck, i'm looking for 10 contestants

Chrome: i'm not joining

Everyone else: me neither

Coffee Bean: my idol is the waffle from asdfmovie12

number 5 on the keypad: too bad you're in, the first challenge is to eat 100 pizzas

Tennis Racket: chrome, if you're really awesome, eat my pizzas

Chrome: ok! *eats tennis racket's pizzas*

number 5 on the keypad: wow tennis racket wins

Chrome: WHAT but i ate them

number 5 on the keypad: but they're TR's pizzas

Iphone: time to eaty easy peasy

n5otk: 'grats on winnin' iphone, now pick the teams

Tennis Racket: i'll pick blueberry

Iphone: mug

TR: chips

Iphone: cake

TR: napkin

Iphone: coconut

TR: chrome

Iphone: so coffee bean's on my team

n5otk: name your teams

TR: sportsmans!

Iphone: electros!

n5otk: the electros are up sonce iphone lost the challenge

vote for iPhone, Mug, Cake, Coconut or Coffee Bean

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