Feud 25 episode 2: don't spike, spare my life!

the second episode of Feud 25

pine tree: hey shovel! wanna watch the first episode of this new series called the object manor?

shovel: ooh! sounds interesting. speaking of interesting, interested in snacks?

pine tree: sure!

shovel: well, (picks up fish) how about this strip of raw fish-

pine tree: are you crazy? that's a contestant!

shovel: oh. let's just watch anyway.

(scene cuts to pencil from bfb)

pencil from bfb: i really need an alliance.

pencil from bfb: hey spoon, wanna be in my alliance?

spoon: no thanks. also, i miss fork.

(scene cuts to toothbrush and high heel)

toothbrush: so, high heel, who do you think is gonna be eliminated?

high heel: well, i don't know. it could be anybody.

baseball bat: well, that's what you're about to find out!

toothbrush: well, who is?

baseball bat: welp, fish with one vote.

(fish gets flung to recovery)

pine tree: that was abrupt.

hamburger: so, what's the next contest?

baseball bat: GET IN THE BUS *shoves everybody in a bus*