CFOS 4: Tardy With The Art-y

Tardy With The Art-y is the fourth episode of Clash For Object Supremacy.

Transcript
Candy Corn: Hey, -1!

-1: Hey, how’s it going?

Candy Corn: You know how you’re... weird?

-1: Yeah?

Candy Corn: I’m weird too! Watch this! [she starts flailing around]

-1: Okay, you’re weird.

Candy Corn: I just wondered, if I was weird with you, I could be free!

-1: Uh-huh....

Candy Corn: Because I feel nervous that if I’m weird, people will vote me out.

-1: No they won’t! If they do, then they suck! If you’re happy being weird, be happy.

Donut: Woah, that’s actually really mindful.

Broken Bone: I agree.

Candy Corn: Hey, we’re kind of having a PRIVATE CONVERSATION!?

Donut: You can have freedom, but ya’ can’t have rudeness!

[camera pans to Pen and Snowball talking]

Pen: Fire Exity’s making a new team!

Snowball: Yeah, I know.

Pen: But if we both join it, we can be on the same team!

Snowball: Yo, really?

Pen: Yeah!

Snowball: Well, we doing it?

Pen: Yeah, of course!

Question Box: Everyone! It’s time for the elimination! ! Block, you wanna take it?

! Block: I suppose.

Question Box: Well, Cool Crew. You lost again, due to a specific someone...

Fire Exity: Shut your mouth.

! Block: Well, someone’s got an attitude!

Fire Exity: Wipe that dirty little grin off your face.

Lightbulb: Ooh! Beef is going down!

Soap: I’m on ! Block’s side. Fire Exity screwed us over!

[scene cuts to The Imaginators]

Spikey Ruler: Woah, they’re having a heated elimination.

Balloony: Yeah!

[scene cuts back to The Cool Crew]

Marker: Can we get on with the votes?

! Block: Okay. Everyone apart from Marker and Fire Exity got 0 votes!

Question Box: You’re forgetting somethin’.

! Block: What?

Question Box: The prize!

Lightbulb: Yeah! What special little present do we get?

Question Box: Well, you get sugar cubes!

[Question Box tosses out the sugar cubes]

Suitcase: Yay!

Soap: Look Who doesn’t have one. Haha.

Fire Exity: Now you’re just floating.

Glovey: Yeah. I think that you, Soap, are being completely and utterly rude to Fire Exity. She tried to save our team, but she failed. And that’s ok! She can make mistakes, y’know?

Soap: I guess...

Glovey: Ahhhh, Whatever. Just a thought.

Fire Exity: Thanks for backing me up, Glovey.

! Block: Now time for the votes! Fire Exity is safe with one vote, and Marker is eliminated with 2!

Snowball: Well, that’s a shock.

Broken Bone: Wait - MARKER’S Out?

Balloony: The person who helped them get their first win?

Pen: I know!

Marker: Well...

Donut: What?

Marker: I have a Spite Token.

[everyone gasps]

All except Marker: WHAT!?

Marker: Yeah, that means I can put my votes onto someone else.

Pea: But Who?

Marker: I don’t know. But my two picks are Fire Exity and Soap, but I’m not splitting the votes. You know what, I’ll let you guys decide.

Glovey: Pick Soap! She’s a bully!

Soap: No! I never committed any mean acts!

Suitcase: Yeah, I saw her bullying.

Snowball: Well, Fire Exity is the reason you’re making this decision, so go with her!

Pea: We would lose either way! They had better shooters!

Snowball: Really?

Lightbulb: Really, Pea?

Pea: Oh...

Glovey: Whatever! Pick Soap. Fire Exity just wanted to help!

Snowball: But, she was being ignorant!

Marker: I PICK SOAP!!!

Question Box: That’s settled.

! Block: So, with 2 votes, Soap is eliminated from Clash For Object Supremacy!

Blue Tetramino: Oh, so THAT was the plan.

More coming soon!