Talk:COIC: The Amazing Race/@comment-29293509-20160506003719

Gunpowder: Guess who's doing it.

Wood Powder: Goddangit!

(Wood Powder throws herself off the cliff. She sees a truckful of pillows, but misses and lands in an unconvinient pile of nails.)

Gunpowder: Yup, she's dead.

Wood Powder: No I'm not!

(It is seen that Wood Powder BARELY missed the pile of nails.)

Gunpowder: Well, that's impressive-

(Gunpowder falls flat.)

Wood Powder: Now I gotta climb AAAALL the way up again!

(Wood Powder stumbles a bit, but manages to climb back up.)

Wood Powder: So...

Gunpowder: Just keep going. I'm fine.

Wood Powder: OK.

(Wood Powder jumps off the cliff. She hits an innocent handglider and also manages to make a plane crash.)

Wood Powder: Jeez, and I thought-

(Wood Powder hits a plane and it, for some reason, explodes.)

Wood Powder: Ohnonononononono-

(Wood Powder falls flat on the rocky floor.)

Wood Powder: Ah! My eye!

(Wood Powder's eye is seen dangling from its socket. Gunpowder finally gets up.)

Gunpowder: Hey sis- oh dear lordy what happened.

Wood Powder: I.. don't... know...

Gunpowder: Well, you gotta climb back up, and jump a third time!

Wood Powder: B-But-

Gunpowder: JUST GO!

Wood Powder: Ungh...

(Wood Powder crawls to the ladder. Her arm breaks trying to climb up.)

Wood Powder: Please...

Gunpowder: Fine!

(Gunpowder pulls up the ladder, and Wood Powder makes it back up.)

Gunpowder: Well, what are you waiting for? Jump!

Wood Powder: ... please... make it end...

(Gunpowder pushes Wood Powder off.)

Wood Powder: NO!

(Wood Powder finally hits the truckful of pillows.)

Wood Powder: Oh my god... I'm alive! I'm alive-

Gunpowder: Yeah, who cares. Just come back up.

Wood Powder: O-OK.

(Wood Powder starts to climb back up. She stops.)

Gunpowder: What. Are. You. Waiting. For.

Wood Powder: I thought you were going to pull up the ladder.

Gunpowder: Jeez, you lazybones!

(Gunpowder pulls up the ladder.)

Wood Powder: A-Are we done?

Gunpowder: I think so. Let's move on.