DMRE Episode 8: Get Rekt/Cookin' Schoo

LOL yeah. I wanted to write this!

Plot
Everyone is having a COOKING CONTEST! On the other side, we get to look at the eliminated contestants and... guess what?

Episode
Credit to everyone! LATER So everyone was THINKIN' THINKIN' THINKIN!
 * Gemini: I have no idea why everyone hates Dynamite.
 * Cannon: I have no idea where Kabloom got that token from.
 * TLC: I have no idea why I drowned in acid.
 * Everyone in the Random Room EXCEPT Molecule: We have no idea why we where sent here.
 * Peanut: What now?
 * Gem: I hope-
 * Ini: Scratch Taco-
 * Gem: survives-
 * Ini: Because he's the-
 * Gem: Greatest.
 * Gemini: We hope we get revived because we might die here.
 * Log (forgot who made it): Hi Guys!
 * Dynamite (by Minh): Hi Guys!
 * Gemini: (faints)
 * Gemini: KILL 'EM NOW!!!
 * TLC: (eats them)
 * TLC: Mmm! This tastes deliciously yummy!
 * Molecule: SQUEE!
 * Arle: Elimination Time?
 * ???: No.
 * Arle: Whatever, Schezo.
 * Schezo: HOW DARE YOU!
 * Arle: OK everyone! ELIMINATION TIME! Should be easy. Again, a tie.
 * Arle: This time, justifying EVERYONE hates Dynamite and wants Dynamite to be REKT, :D is eliminated!
 * (:D): :D
 * Arle?: )*YG*SGYIUHSU(FUGUDFH(YSD(FGYUSIH(V(BFHD)U*HSMVN RANDOHM TIEM!
 * Arle: Who's ripping me off?
 * AR-le: YGIFHIAYSFGUAHU)VANMVSF)GNHFUBGYSNBUHFHAFUY&FN RANDOHM TIEM!
 * Arle: Oh, look. :D Is the one.
 * Arle: (deletes :D)
 * Arle: Anyways, the next contest is COOKING!
 * Arle: You guys will be separate. Three people maximum in each group! Can't join other time groups! 30 minutes to think, then you bake! 30 minutes to bake! Got it?
 * Everyone: Yeah!
 * Arle: GO!
 * Random: OK Scratch Taco, since you're my best buddy, let's cook a taco!
 * Scratch Taco: That's WAY too simple.
 * Random: Taco Cake?
 * Scratch Taco: I knew it! (high fives)
 * Stormy and Spirit: Squee?
 * Spirit: Squee.
 * Stormy: Squee?
 * Spirit: Whatever, I was joking on the Squees.
 * Moldiera: OKAY, STINKIN' RUBBERFARTS-
 * Sting Chameleon and Cactus Gunman: I guess we'll just leave now, right (Cactus Gunman/Sting Chameleon)? Yeah.
 * Moldiera: Wait...
 * Moldiera: I HATE COOKING CONTESTS!
 * Kabloom: We need to WOW the hosts: Jason(HoodehJoe), Schezo, and Arle.
 * Codey: How do you know their names?
 * Kabloom: Arle dropped a note.
 * Kabloom: We should make the MOST EPIC ICE CREAM!
 * Codey: Sure!

COOKING TIME RESULTS!
 * Random: Add a Dynamite...
 * Random: Add a Taco...
 * Scratch Taco: What else?
 * Random: Well, this looks epic!
 * Scratch Taco: We're forgetting something.
 * Random: What?
 * Scratch Taco & Random after they got Arle: Time to dunk ourselves in! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
 * Arle: AHHHHHH!
 * Blender: (blends them into cream, they officially died)
 * Random and Scratch Taco: Neato Cake! Also, Arle makes it taste finer.
 * Ghost Arle: Pft. I hate you.
 * i-Padder: Huh, this looks like a neat pizza. Now to add pepperoni!
 * i-Padder after 5 minutes: Done!
 * Spirit: Okay, we gotta add water.
 * Stormy: Squee! (rains water)
 * Spirit: Now we gotta blend in all food contestants.
 * Stormy: Squee...
 * Spirit: Oh yeah. Let's just blend here.
 * Kabloom: This cake is officially great! It has the flavor of Baroness Von Bon Bon's candy, Beppi's Head, Cagney Carnation's stem as a candle, and more great stuff!
 * Kabloom: To top it all off, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL THEM!
 * Codey: Sweet!
 * Furnace: Cooking Cookies!
 * Furnace: BURP
 * Furnace: Aw... not again.
 * Black: I'll help! (gives him Cooking Timer)
 * Furnace: Aw great!
 * Furnace: BURP
 * Furnace: The cookies are well-fine! Taste Test!
 * Black: (eats it)
 * Black: Tastes... wonderful.
 * Mappy: Oh no I am running out of time on baking this help me help me help me help me I cant believe Im running out of time
 * Hydro: Squee!
 * Freezy: This ice cream tastes horrible. -30/100.
 * Hydro: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 * Freezy: Let's just make another one.
 * AFTER ONE MINUTE
 * Freezy: This ice cream should be cloned!
 * Freezy: CLONED!
 * Freezy: Tastes... great. 70/100.
 * Random Cousin: Urr... Thermal, what should we bake?
 * Thermal: Not your problem.
 * Random Cousin: Oh.
 * Thermal: This Smolderin' Cookie gives everyone FIRE POWERS!
 * Random Cousin: Hooray!
 * Cosmic Brownie: So Loggy, this will taste fine & fresh. IF you get added into it.
 * Loggy:
 * Cosmic Brownie: (throws poptart with loggy)
 * Cosmic Brownie: Wooden Masterpiece!
 * Cactus Gunman: Isn't it NICE to be with Alrischa.
 * Alrischa: Yeah, whatever.
 * Sting Chameleon: RIGHT!
 * Cactus Gunman: We made this... awesome Fish & Chips.
 * Sting Chameleon: They taste great!
 * Bubble Wand: What a dumb thing Moldiera did, he tried to join Sting Chameleon & Cactus Gunman's alliance.
 * Windmill: (snicker) yes!
 * Bubble Wand: The food's-
 * Windmill: SHREEEEEED
 * Bubble Wand: I hate you.
 * Injusticey: HIYAW!
 * Deathstrokey: Injusticey, that's kinda epic!
 * Injusticey: Oops.
 * Deathstrokey: What?
 * Injusticey: ANIMAL.
 * Deathstrokey: Prepare to die, animal.
 * Deathstrokey: (slices animal)
 * XXX: Ouma, do you think we'll make it?
 * Ouma: Fanta.
 * XXX: Whoa, how did YOU CHANGE LIKE THAT?
 * Ouma Picture: Legends.
 * Rukbat: Throwing Star?
 * Throwing Star: Yup?
 * Rukbat: It's yeah, not yup.
 * Throwing Star: But that is the way I speak, Rukubat!
 * Rukbat: Whatever, I'm going to kill you if you get threatening.
 * Moldiera: URGH IT'S BEEN ONE HOUR AND I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!
 * Moldiera: Wait a minute...
 * Schezo: Three, two, one, END! (revives Arle)
 * Moldiera: Well let's see if I'LL WIN!
 * All Hosts: NOM NOM NOM NOM
 * All Hosts: BWARF
 * All Hosts: We shouldn't eat alot next time. We just barfed.
 * All Hosts: Anyways, I guess everyone's tastes the best except for Moldiera. He gets a -100/100.
 * SCORES
 * So...
 * Kabloom: 100,000
 * Gemini: 99,000
 * All Hosts: Vote Gemini out!