Battle for Minecraft

=Episode 1a:Meeting to the contestants= Steve:Welcome everyone!This is Battle for Minecraft on BFM!I'm your host,steve from Minecraft.This show whit 20 objects.The present:Real Minecraft! 20 minutes later... Steve:I'm so bored!Where's the contestants?! more 20 minutes later... Steve:Finally!...Here is the first contestant,Book!

Book:Hello!

Steve:And here's the next contestant is...Wood!

Wood:Hi!

Steve:Next is Wooden Planks!

Wood:Hello WP!

Wooden Planks:Hey,brother!*hugs Wood*

Steve:Yuyks!Next is Crafting Table.

Crafting Table:WTF(What the f*ck?)?

Steve:Next is Wooden Pickaxe.

Wooden Pickaxe:Hello everyone stupid contestant!

Everyone(exept Wooden Pickaxe):Hey!We're not stupid!You're stupid!

Wooden Pickaxe:Right,stupids!

Steve:Blah,blah,blah,next is Wooden Sword.

Wooden Sword:I'm so strong!

Wooden Pickaxe:But i'm stronger than you!

Wooden Sword:Oh,no,you're not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve:STOP!Next conestants are:Wooden Hoe,Bread and Cake

Cake:*Sing:I make a cake*

Steve:Stop,stop this stupid music!Next is:Stone Pickaxe.

Stone Pickaxe:Here is my sister,Wooden Pickaxe!Hey,sister!

Wooden Pickaxe:SP!*hugs*

Stone Pickaxe:I'm so happy,you're here!

Steve:Next contetats are:Furnace,Iron Ingot and Cooked Fish.

Furnace:Hello!

Cooked Fish:Blrlr!(Hello!)

Iron Ingot:Am...Hi!

Steve:Next is:Diamond!

Diamond:Hi!

Steve:Next is:Obsidian.

Obsidian:Hello!