Super Ultra Mega Object Battle

This is ep1

Epsiode 1: Hilarious and Original
Natu: Noot Noot (walks off-screen)

Xatu: Errr. Welcome to this object show where some thing will fight for 2 pounds. YAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Natu: Contestant!

(DUMB INTRO PLAYS)

Rod: Hey

Dice: Hey

Rod: Hey

Dice: Hey

Rod: Hey

Dice: Hey

Rod: Hey

Rod and Dice: HEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYYEYE

Printer: Enough with the Hey!

Battleaxe: Hi Print-- ( gets picked up and thrown) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(CONFESSIONAL)

Battleaxe: Not again!

Printer: I'm so gonna WIN!

(Normal)

(Battleaxe stabs into Dice)

Rod: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs away)

Printer: You guys deserved it (pulls Battleaxe out of dice, Battleaxe flys across the horizon) Oops...

Battleaxe: I'm getting air-sickness!!! (hits into Bokurei)

Bokurei: Oh my god, are you okay!

Battleaxe: Yep

Bokurei: Okey doke--

(cut off)

Meringue: This is a weird place

Webcam: Je sais (French)

Meringue: I still can't understand you

Webcam: (sad) Je sais

Photo: (eats Meringue) Yum!

Webcam: ...............AAA-

Photo: Want some?

Webcam: T-T D-accord!

Photo: This is yummy!

Meme: Wow, that's some wacky stuff

Chalkster: What did I say about repeating memes

Meme: Waddup!

Chalkster: MEME! Concercrate or you'll never be normal

Meme: 21, 21 ,21!!!!!!!

Chalkster: AAAAAAAAAAAH! I give up

Case: ...

Asterisk: Hah! You have to deal with it!

Meme: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chandelier: I hate everything!

Meme: Dose thut meann u hat urselfie!?

Chandelier: ... Leave!

(dice revives)

Dice: AH! Why Printer do that!?

(Rod appears)

Rod: You're okay!

Dice: Hey

Rod: Hey

Dice: Hey

Webcam: Arrête de dire 'hey'

Chandelier: If you don't stop!

Rod: It's Chandelure

Dice: A pokemon! (lauhs)

Chandelier: (blushing) CHANDELIER!!!!

Dice: AHHHHHH!

Chandelier: Pay me a pound and I won't kill you

Dice: I have NO MUNS!!!!!!

Chandelier: WHAT!?

Meme: Oh no

(confessonal)

Meme: It was the moment, Dice knew... she screwed up

(normal)

Chandelier: MUNS!!!!!

(nOOt nOOt)

Xatu: That's where you are in luck!

Dice: Give me muns.

Xatu; Yes and no, you have to earn it.

Dice: How

Xatu: Actually, all of you can earn it!

Snowflake: Earn what?

Xatu: 2 WHOLE POUNDS!

(EVERYONE GASPS)

Watch: A pound, thats like more than ONE!

Quarter: Ok let's do this.

Case: (holds up sign saying Let's do it)

Bokurei: Of course!

Meme: I found a box!

Rod: Yeah!

Dice: I need to win!

Chandelier: I should take it now! I have to have money from Dice

Razor Blade: HAHAH! Bring on the mulah!

Everyone: ...

Razor Blade: 'Muns'

(everyone screams)

Watch: So who gets it? The two whole pounds! *wink*

Xatu: We'll figure that out next episode!

Natu: Noot

Bokurei: YAOY!

Natu: Noot Noot (walks off-screen)

Xatu: sO...Errr. Welcome to this object show where some things will fight for 2 pounds. YAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Natu: Contestant!

(Credits)

(contestants: Rod, Dice, Printer, Battleaxe, Meringue, Webcam, Photo, Meme, Chalkster, Case, Asterisk, Chandilier, Watch Snowflake, Quarter and Razor Blade)

Host: Natu and Xatu