Undeniably Dumb (fanfic)

1. Torch 2. 8-Ball 3. Snowflake 4. Firey Jr. 5. Balloony 6. TB 7. Bottle 8. Nonexisty 9. Bell 10. Spongy 11. Match 12. Pencil 13. Donut 14. Needle 15. Cheese Burger 16. Pie 17. Poptart 18. Bow 19. Baseball 20. Nickel (II) 21. Coiny 22. Nickel 23. Ruby 24. Puffball 25. Leafy 26. Firey 27. Ruby 28. Tree 29. Microphone 30. Cheesey

Before I start, I did this on deviantart and got very far. I only had one/two votes from my friends, and if I get more people, this would woirk greatly. After a long hiatus of this, I feel like i could get more people. One more thing, *PLEASE READ* voting is on deviantart, to make it easier for me.

Episode 1: (I promise it gets better than whatever this is) Don't blink

I am the host! (Runtoastrun) And, First confessionals

Ruby: I SUCK GHRU*GJVR(EU(P Lollipop: WTF RUBY? JGIOJFRGSIO 8-Ball: I am not them... TROLL FACE KIPORTGJI

They are all stupid... Staring contest! You will each have a badge! You can stare freely, go ahead! Tree beats Nickel Nickel (ii) beats Ruby Pie exploded, making puffball win Match: I am gonna win against the fat stinky sponge! Spongy beats Match Match: Q_Q Spongy: U UM NUT FAT Spongy beats Tree and Baseball Poptart beats Pencil because Pencil was facing Nonexisty. Nonexisty gets defeated by Poptart Despite having no eyes. Bottle beats Bell TB beats Bottle after Bottle shows off Balloony beats Firey Balloony beats Firey Jr. Snowflake beats 8-Ball 8-Ball: gRGTfGREGA PIZZA WAFFLES! Torch melts Snowflake Puffball beats Leafy Puffball beats Nickel (ii) Donut and needle both blink, tie! TIMES UP!

8-Ball, Snowflake, Firey Jr, Bottle, Nonexisty, Bell, Match, Donut, Pencil, Donut, Needle, Pie, Baseball, Nickel (ii), Nickel, Ruby, Leafy, Firey, Tree

Episode 2: Helping Out

time... For... ELIMINATION!

Awesome if it was animated! I will say 5 people still not safe... with this precious 1 vote! Puffball: 1, really? Me: YES REALLY! Nonexisty, Bell, Firey Jr, Ruby, Leafy! Leafy and Ruby had 0! Bell also had 0 Nonexisty got out, nonexisty has no eyes! Microphone: (autotuned voice) Should there be teams? Puffball: you stole my voice you JERK! Anyway! Firey Jr... no one loves you. Safe is Firey Jr! Firey Jr: Is eliminated with the 1 vote, Nonexisty, gj! Firey Jr: D:

Possible Reason: Ligan hates him, or he is just unloved! Challenge: Obstacle course!

part 1. Vine Swing All pass but Pencil, Match and Ruby all fall off, talking about liking BFDIA batter. 2. Swimming Spongy sucks up water and gets stuck, absorbing Teardrop. 3. Hurdles All fail apart from Cheesey, who helps Puffball, Microphone, Baseball and Bow 4. Final: Crocodile Cheesey gets eaten. Vote for anyone apart from Puffball, Microphone, Baseball and Bow!

Episode 3: Begging for mercy.

Time... For... Elimi-nimi-nation!

Again, should be animated! I will say 5 people! Spongy, TD, Ruby, Poptart, Cheesey! we have 2! an all time high! Puffball: Really? Microphone: Lame Puffball: STOP TALKING LIKE ME! Microphone: Its my normal VOICE U MORON! Anyway... TD and Match had 0 Cheesey also had 0 Spongy... Spongy: YUH? you didn't get any! Spongy: YAH, I DUD IT ^_^ Yes... you did! Also, Puffball, Microphone, Baseball and Bow all have a win token! Ruby: AW REALLY? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME STAY!! D: NO! Possible Reason: ALways begging and can get annoying, did quite terrible in challenge as well!

Ruby: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME REJOIN! -pencil sneaks out to the Failure Box and releases Ruby- Firey Jr: D: me too! Pencil: NO! I LIKE FIR... i just shouted for every1 to hear didn't i... -Pencil and Ruby both get kicked into the FB- Pencil is disqualified! Match: Can i go out too? Sure! Match: No challenge! No... She is eliminated! -Match gets kicked into the FB- Pencil: Match will win this for us! -match fall in- Ruby: DARN! Challenge: Dodgeball... 8-ball has no hands and gets hit, he starts rolling and lands into Balloony, Popping him. Microphone: XD LOL Puffball: I have no limbs... Me: Oh yeah, -gives all limbless contestants limbs- Puffball and Microphone hit each other at the same time! Nonexisty, looking like a pair of arms, gets hit. Spongy gets hit from the back, while TB whacks bottle in the face- TIME UP! Vote for: 8-Ball, Balloony (rules get him out) Puffball, Microphone, Nonexisty, Spongy and finally Bottle! Vote now!

Episode 4: Om nom nom.

We have 2 vote again! confessionals! Nonexisty: The recovery center broke, balloony is'nt coming back...

WHAT!? Anyway, Elimi-nimi-nation time! I change it every time! Bottle, TB is armless, he beat you. 8-ball, you suck. Balloony, blame 8-Ball if you go! Mircophone, Puffball= Arguing idiots Spongy, i feel shame, too big, you can't really dodge!

with 0= Bottle, 8-Ball, Puffball, Mircophone: WUT? and Spongy! Spongy: PHEW tie breaker! a draw with 1, Microphone and Balloony! Eat Pie! Pie: WUT?! Microphone: YES! BALLOONY ISN'T HERE! -Puffball tackles Microphone- Puffball: Gear, go inside the hand powered recovery center? Gear: SURE! -fixes it- Balloony: NUU! -Pie pops Balloony- Balloony: GRR! -Pie explodes and balloony eats the crust that hit his face- Me: TIME UP! Balloony ate more, so! Possible Reason: Always fighting with Puffball and annoying other contestants!

Challenge: Eating! 1. Ice cake! You must actually BITE into it and eat it! Only 1 bite! must be big enough...

-all eats the ice- -Torch freezes- 2. Puffball... Puffball: D: ...action figures! Puffball: NOM NOM NOM! Microphone: I HAVE A WT! I FORGOT! WT TIME! I forgot! you have 0.5! Balloony has 1! Bye Balloony! -Microphone eats it as well- Microphone: HOW DO YOU FEEL? Spongy: I HUV BEEN UUP FUR ALL ELIMUNATUN! -eats- EWW vote for any1 apart from Microphone and puffball, and the fat stinky gross... Spongy: >:( i mean the chubby kind-hearted Spongy Spongy: TUK UT CHUB! Kind-hearted Spongy! Anyone BUT: Spongy, Microphone and Puffball

Episode 5:

Eliminatgkltrjgcdso Sorry! the machine broke! We had 2 votes! 1 was by note from TFM-cheese! Other was the normally 1 voter LiganTM!

Cheesey, you was in the 1 vote draw! Cheesey: WUT! And, an II contestant is going home, it could also be Baseball! BB: WHY? Tie Breaker! Eat vomit! -rocky barfs into 2 bowls- BB: seriously? Cheesey just threw up in his bowl... more for him! Cheesey: -gags- why? BB: either this, or eating bread for a few days/months/weeks? I pick bread. Cheesey: -eats a tincy bit- -gags- like chicken! BB: really? -eats some- your right! -eats all of it- Me: that wasn't meant to be possible... BB: :D -teeth filled with swamp green coloured slime- Cheesey, you failed! Bye! Possible reason: Thinks vomit doesn't taste like chicken

Challenge: Climb Torch mountain! TLC- Balloony: I must get out of here! -jumps out- Oh! Back at challenge: You can find it 50 miles from here! You each have a car! if you crash it or anyhing you have to walk! IINickel: I am gonna carry my car there! I will have enough fuel to get up! Bow: The mountain is the shape of torch! there is a \ line! that is hard for you! -sits in chair- I like my old chair better! Cheesey: Well i can drive... NOT! Ruby: -in car- Hey is that Balloony? OH GOD WATCH OUT! Balloony: YOU LITTLE... Ruby: He popped! My car broke :c Spongy: Hmm, wuh is mah car biggeh? Me: Because you can't fit! Spongy: uhk, -dirves to torch mountain speedily- the cars are really fast! Bell starts climbing bell: Easy squeasy! -spongy lands on him- Spongy: I am still on mountain! -starts climbing again- Bell: X_X Leafy: You ok? You look flat! Firey: Leafy? Now i remember you! Leafy: YAY! -hugs each other- Poptart: I can't drive! -crashed in cliff- Bottle: GRRRRRR! -keeps slipping- Puffball: -is floating up- what is that squishy thing up there? -squash- Puffball: X_X If you die, you are up for elimination! Torch: It is me! -sniffs- beautifal! -gets to top- Ha! 1. Torch Spongy: Yeah! I dud it Pie+Cheeseburger: want to be in an alliance? Yes! Nickel: Made it! 2. Spongy 3. Nickel Baseball: If i win, i might drop my win token! hard choice

BB: HERE WE GO! -drops win token but makes it- 4. Baseball IInickel: Got there! -starts drving up a | hill- Bow: physics! -starts climbing- Microhpone: hmm, -jumps onto IInickel's car- Bell: Huh? -gets up- -truck lands on him- 3 just died! they are up for eliination! Coiny: Hmm? -starts climbing up, but Pie falls off- Cheeseburger: NUU! -firey picks up BB's token- Firey: COOL! Puffball: -makes it- HOORAY FOR FLYING! 5. Puffball -a few houes later- Cheesey: Yah! 6. Cheesey TIME UP! 8-Ball, Snowflake, TB, Bottle, Nonexisty, Bell, Donut, Needle, Cheese Burger, Pie, Poptart, Bow, Nickel(II), Coiny, Ruby, Leafy, Firey, Tree, Microphone! Vote now! I will also add a vote, Nickel, u fail

Episode 6: HOLD IT!

Elim inimi inimi inimi inimation

that one didn't make sense...

Nonexisty Bell Donut Needle 8-Ball Snowflake TB Bottle Cheeseburger Pie Poptart Bow Coiny Ruby Leafy Tree Microphone =0

Nickel... u had 1 vote from me... you got no extra votes! Firey: Win token! BB: that's mine! Firey: :c Firey u had 2, now 1 BB: D:< challange for tie:eat an ice cube! -firey bites but dies from water- Nickel: -freezes- -nickel melts and eats it- Nickel: so so cold! D: Reason: Firey really can't eat something made out of water -_-

Challenge: breath holding! BB: He took my win token and wasted it :c

BB loses! BB: WUT?! Ruby: -loses breath- can't breathe! Pie: fail! Ruby+Pie Snowflake: *sigh* sorry! Tree: D: sorry! Poptart: MMMFFFMM! (must not let go!) II: D: Snowflake, Poptart, IINickel + Tree Torch+Leafy: Phew! -Pie holds Basketballs mouth and nose closed- Microphone: HMMMMNNMMM! MNMNMM (HELP ME!) -II kicks Pie- II: He was struggling! couldn't you see? Pie:HE LOST NOW! Microphone: your over protective! TIME UP! Baseball, Ruby, Pie, II, Snowflake, Poptart, Tree, Microphone! Vote for one.